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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I think I'm going to get a Liberty Safe just so I can put a spring-loaded, glitter surprise in it, along with a dead skunk.

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Gary is referring to this masterpiece (92 million views and 130,000 replies!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T_LlK1VE4

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#12 "The ruling is just in time for The Return of Covid: This Time It’s Personal."

There are millions of wanna-be communist, useful idiots that just can't wait to be told what to do. Even here in Texas, masks are re-appearing. They just can't wait. They must be so excited to off load a portion of their personal responsibility. It must be a terrible burden.

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You can only be a doormat if you lie down.

I'd rather die on my FEET than LIVE on my KNEES. (a phrase never uttered by Kamala)

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No reason to die on your feet or anywhere else. To paraphrase Patton, The purpose of war is not to die for your cause, but to make the other bastards die for theirs.

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GSP was way ahead of his time. His comments about leadership and war are still taught at the War College and military schools. Great man; squeaky voice. That voice must have been the reason he became a tough guy.😊

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Ooooooo! That's harsh. But true.

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

We still have idiots driving around with no one else in the car, wearing masks. And have since the covid hysteria started. Its nuts. Guess they will be ahead of the curve when 'they' try to ramp up the election variant.

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They will be first in line for boosters so expect a lot of upward mobility in the work places around the country.

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Happenning here in the Alabama gulf coast! These people are easily led. SAD!

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I live near College Station and the mask zombies have reappeared. They wear them outside in our 100 plus drought walking in the parking lot. I was amazed at the Tx A&M students wearing them outside during the height of the covid nonsense. I’m sure they will start soon too. Sheep every where among the wolves.

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Sep 10, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Did you see the harpies on "The View" positively giddy at the return of COVID? They know what it means: drive-by voting, dropboxes, vote-by-mail, etc. The steal is already in operation.....

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

No chance at all that masks will reappear here in N.J. (other than the nuts who have been wearing them non-stop since 2000)...

"ITEM 6... “Biden blasted for walking out before end of Medal of Honor ceremony..."

DS: "He left early because there were no little girls there to sniff."

Oh, great. Here come the White House Medal of Honor ceremonies for 4 year-old girls.

ITEM 7... “Blackholes keep ‘burping up’ stars they [had] destroyed..."

DS: "The only answer is blackholes are recycling centers..."

Green black holes.

ITEM 11... “Chemists Develop New Way To Split Water.”

DS "I can just hear liberals now arguing that if the Manhattan Project had split water instead of atoms, we could have won the war with a giant water balloon instead of two A-bombs."

Nancy Pelosi, with her two giant water balloons, will win the argument.

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And in other news, I sent this out... in haste... without proofing...

"South Carolina State's Only Hope Vs GA today Is...

"If one of the Georgia players drives the team bus to the stadium!"

(2nd message):

"THAT would have been funny if I got the teams right... Ball State played GA. OOPS!

"Next time, I am not letting a Georgia player drive me to the joke."

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"The Buoys Are Back In Town" has to be Don's most groan-inducing pun ever!

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Just a taste from the cache!!

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And if Xiden finds a judge to take them down next month we will then sing "after the buoys of summer have gone".

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Great post and thanks for re-iterating info on Ivermectin., sir. Complete travesty; my doctor told me in Nov 2021(he is from Africa and knows HCQ and IM very well) he could not prescribe it anymore due to his license being threatened.

Folks, the government licenses EVERYTHING and they threatened it ALL in 2020/21. Think about that. Booze, food, doctors.... you.... everything. Do not give in.

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Sep 9, 2023·edited Sep 9, 2023

FYI: I stocked up on IVM and HCQ during COVID by buying it from IndiaMart.com. I continue to get inquiries from two of the physician-sellers and they are very nice and easy to work with. It just takes a few weeks to ship from India.

You may recall, during COVID the FDA called on the USPS to stop all drug shipments coming from India so they could shut down this source for the product. I had an active order at the time and it arrived at my front door - this time with a signature required - but I never heard a peep out of the Feds. Screw them. With it I easily skated through having the Delta variant as a 66 year old UNvaxed warrior.

It was also possible to get IVM from Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, a Cleveland Clinic Physician through her private practice. However, the Ohio Board of Medicine has suspended her license. Nothing was going to interfere with the Emergency Use Authorization that kept the nightmare going for three years.

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Yes sir. My backup is Quercetin+Zinc+vitamin C+D. Great point about the USPS - the government controls EVERYTHING either directly or through licensure. Don't forget it.

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In the end, I think they had to back off of this "dictatorial policing", but I suspect they are keeping lists of those who ordered it this way just as they keep lists of gun owners, etc.

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Yep, I am just waiting for some event where they can claim 'national security' and suspend the constitution. They are essentially doing that by trying to keep candidates off of ballots.

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Or 'pulic health' like the communists in NM:

tinyurl.com/3tk5thtp

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U R SO RIGHT !!!

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I don't know that I'd trust sourcing Ivermectin from India, especially when there are pharmacies (at least those that will compound) right here in the U.S. for very minimal cost. One in Leesburg VA would compound it (pricier) and one in Cinnamonson NJ would do so (more economical). And the FLCCC website has a network of MDs who will work with patients to get it done.

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I get my generic form of Pradaxa from India and save. I am happy with the service.

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Sep 9, 2023·edited Sep 9, 2023

I didn't find that to be the case in 2021 - especially the first half of the year when the vax was rolled out. It was not obtainable in the US. Even the FLCCC admitted that it would be difficult to get a physician to prescribe it. Most major pharmacy brands refused to fill the script even if you could get it from a doc. Today, things have loosened up. We'll see if it continues with the emergence of a new pandemic.

You may recall that India became a case study supporting IVM use when the country sent IVM to every citizen with a recommendation to take it. They had a significantly lower (Hugely lower) incident rate of Covid. While not official, it was considered to be very close to being a clinical trial and clear evidence of its efficacy.

The FLCCC was a real blessing, but in 2023 they still face legal threats to their existence and their (Marik's and Kory's) medical license.

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I'm sorry to hear that was your experience but I got Ivermectin in 2021 from a compounding pharmacy without any issues. Mailed to my door.

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I got mine from an online medical service called Push Health and it arrived in the mail from an online pharmacy.

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In the modern statist economy model, the only way to succeed is to either be a criminal from a protected victim class or have a government approved license to print money. If you buck the bureaucracy, then they punish you. If you are a small business owner, salaried employee not on the government payroll or in a union , you are getting screwed. The way to make money as a doctor is to shill for pharma, bilk the insurance companies, or shill for the federal COVID biosecurity apparatus. Honest, productive people are punished. That’s why quality, pride of workmanship, and follow through are currently hard to find. The grifters from BLM got $100,000,000 in donations for their Marxist, back supremacy, LGBTQ con job. Meanwhile a cop can’t be a cop and a doctor can’t be a doctor unless they kowtow to the political commissars.

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Sep 10, 2023·edited Sep 10, 2023

Summed up perfectly. Thank you.

09-10-23: On the corner of Williams Avenue and Route 17 in Hasbrouck Heights, N.J., stands a huge, almost vacant shopping mall. (Google Maps, type in "Goldberg's Bagels," H.H., N.J.).

Pre-2020, this was a thriving business, with an enormous gymnasium, 24 Hour Super Fitness Sport, and various smaller stores, all profitable (with about 15,000 cars passing by each day on Route 17, including all the direct traffic coming from/ going to Giants Stadium).

2020: N.J. Governor Mengele's fascist state government shut down all the pay-for-gyms, including the one above (that you can see on Google Maps). The owners of the gyms fought back and were crushed.

Since 2020, the mall has limped along. The gym itself became some garbage called the "Aviation Institute of Maintenance" (Teterboro airport is nearby).

Click on that name on the Google Map, and look at the photos to see what "replaced" tens of thousands of annual paying customers at 24 Hour Super Fitness (looks like a "diploma mill" to me) and the other stores sites, now vacant.

We drove past the mall site today.

Tumbleweeds in the parking lot.

And a huge sign on the corner stating that the entire mall is for sale.

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Look for horse supplies stores. They have it. Do it quickly. Get a bunch.

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Sep 9, 2023·edited Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 6: The New York Post reported, “Biden blasted for walking out before end of Medal of Honor ceremony: ‘Lack of respect.’”

He left early because there were no little girls there to sniff. How true !

When I saw that disgraceful performance of Biden, My first thought was he had to go poop. Not wanting to look like Jerry Nadler with his belt line near his shoulders, Biden had NO choice but to almost run out of the room.

Even Nadler's body is telling him he is wrong, yet he continues to lie. Who said God didn't have a sense of humor.

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Sep 9, 2023·edited Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

This is about Nancy Pelosi running for re-election. The reason she will fail is two-fold. #1) What really happened at the "Break-in" at her SF home is that her husband was really looking to get cornholed and the switch to being attacked with a hammer was to prevent any further media inquiries.

The 2nd was that Pelosi forgot what happened to Barney Fag (Frank D--Newton, MA). (S)he also resigned and he thought he was so popular that (s)he would easily win another term. (S) didn't and the only place where she could possibly find employment as a "Visiting professor" at the UMass system.

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Really? Who on earth do you think is going to defeat Pelosi in an election?

Certainly not a Republican in that district!

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There are no Republicans in that district

Guess her daughter isn’t quite ready to continue the grift Nancy has perfected over the years

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Her Daughter is like Al Sharpton's daughter, too dumb to grift.

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I never said a republican would win or even challenge her. I don't know if you have seen a recent picture of her, but she looks like she was a double on "TALES FROM THE CRYPT." I am not trying to be funny, but coming from a city where everyone is more concerned about image, I don't see Pelosi going anywhere.

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She is running because she must have got word someone strong from the GOP was set to announce for the job and she is trying to save the seat. Yes, there are a few GOP'ers in Frisco still but right now I think anyone with a commonsense message and backing could win the seat.

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I have thought that as well, but I couldn't imagine who. My point with what I said was that doing what Pelosi wants to do, which is to come back from 'retirement"--the odds are strongly against her. She was worried that her husband would be called a fag and she would become a laughingstock--difficult even in San Francisco. Sheesh, If I were Paul Pelosi, I would probably become a fag as well rather than admit I ever had sex with that thing.

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I am about the last person who would ever have inside knowledge regarding anything political but when discussing Democrats, I have learned that they are first devious, second corrupt, and third power mad and they would reinstall a pathetic human being like Pelosi rather than take a chance on losing a seat from their power base. Frisco voters, both alive and dead, will vote for her blindly based on her name rather than consider anyone who could change the downward path of their city. I don't know much about her husband other than he is good at investing with insider information and have no idea which side the plate he bats from so will leave that part alone but can't imagine anyone in his sphere of influence allowing a stranger into his home in such a casual manner. In any regard, Pelosi is no automatic win for re-election I suspect.

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She must have had someone in mind when she made her announcement or she would NEVER leave it that kind of power base. Also, As speaker, she is third in line to the presidency. Perhaps Biden/Harris may just be impeached.

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Agreed. Looking at in macro, seems she and Biden are in a race to see who can stay in office the longest without being embalmed.

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So much good wit and phrasing in this week's Highlights.

Love item 17--that 64% of DC residents would find Trump guilty-- and Don's comment that "The other 36% are lying." !!!

Also love in item 8, the phrase "dog megaphone code for communist supremacists". Words are powerful, and I especially love "communist supremacists". I'm going to borrow this phrase and start using it often. The Left has been barking 24/7 about "white supremacists", which they only turned to after the whole country had OD'ed on "Racist" and began to ignore it.

We've needed a good pejorative for the Left, and "communist supremacists" could be it. That is exactly what they are as they try to take totalitarian control of everything. Maybe also "arrogant communist supremacists", or "aggressive communist supremacists". But definitely "communist supremacists".

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I have come up with a similar term for the LGBT movement: Gay Supremacists. My thirteen year old son is getting two days of in school suspension, one day out of school suspension, may have to give a written or verbal apology and possibly attend classes with his "victim" for a day to learn inclusiveness for the heinous hate crime of saying Lucas is gay. The vice principal told us that Lucas is gay when he called my wife, so "Lucas is gay" is a statement of fact. The fact that the punishment is so disproportionate made me realize that even in my hick school district that includes "Lawless Lebanon", a town so independent that people move there specifically to get away from the lefty kooks infesting the seacoast, the gay supremacists run the school!

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Mike, Sorry to hear of this injustice occurring to your son in school. My next action would be to call an attorney.

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As a person who worked in the public school system, I will say that just the mention of taking legal action usually has these low-life school administrators rolling over and pleading for mercy.

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We'll see how far they go with this on Monday and act accordingly.

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Homosexuals stole the word Gay which since the 12th century meant full of joy or mirth. They stole the rainbow from God’s promise to never flood the world again.

These people need to be called what they are. It is abnormal behavior. Sorry if I offend a homosexual who posts comments here.

We are called to hate the sin and love the sinner. All sin is equally bad in the site of God. We are all sinners. Often times, our behaviors are due to childhood trauma. Sometimes they are due to the messages we heard from our parents early on.

I know a man whose Father was an abusive detached unemotional narcissist. The man was a sensitive boy. He spent more than normal time with his mother. In his presence she would comment about how handsome a man was, and how cute little boys’ behinds were.

This man struggled with his sexual identity since puberty. Over the years he began to heal from the abuse and messages. He began to love the little boy inside. He turned his life over to Christ.

He is a father, a grandfather, and in love with his gal!

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I now use the word, sodomite, to describe them.

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Hedonist works too.

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

15. I am impressed that Don was making $1.30/hr that year. I was only making $1.25/hr pumping $0.32/gal gas

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I started making $1.05 at McDonalds in May of ‘68.

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I as well. I can remember pumping 19.9 gas! Had a lawn mower in grade school and used it to mow lawns in neighborhood for about $5 each. Had money for anything I needed as well as school clothes. My parents told me I could have anything I could pay for with my own money, within reason, and I thought to myself, "what a great country".

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#22 I'm waiting for Constitution Month.

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It’s hard to believe the highlights of the week are not from MAD magazine.

Nancy P Lousy and Mitch McConjob are basically the same person. Both 80+ addlepated megalomaniacal deep state Swamp toads ripping off the voters. The Congress is turning into a trillion dollar nursing home with better food in the Congressional dining rooms.

Now we just need to have Lindsay Graham come out as a woman, so he can use the ladies room at the Capitol with Barack Obama.

The good news is that everything the criminal idiots in Washington do is so stupid and insane it cannot transcend the immutable laws and limits of physics, biology, finance and the whole thing is going to collapse even if we can’t stop them from destroying the country. The bad news is that they are dragging everybody down with them.

Transporting LNG via train is much safer, cheaper and uses less fossil fuel per unit of weight transported versus trucking it. Pipelines are a better solution in terms of cost to transport, economic efficiency, risk to human life from spills, and cleaner transport, but more risk of a large spill if it happens.

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Tanto you have to stop being sensible.Ozero does not approve of your thoughts.

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Obama is a fictional character created by the CIA, unlike Tanto who is a 13th century Venetian secret agent and explorer teleported into the 21st century on a medieval nuclear fusion powered gondola covered in Parmesan cheese. ( Italian Name Translation: Tanto= So Much, Minchiata= Bullshit)

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

9. The 5th Amendment prohibits taking private property for public use, without just compensation. Governor Newsome needs to show them his credit card.

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 28: Impeachment Inquiry is NOT an Impeachment.

My understanding is that is a necessary step to be able to legally take certain investigative actions. My hope is that they proceed very carefully so as not to raise a large political image.

But if they DON'T do this I assume they won't be able to GET the needed evidence of Biden's criminality.

If they have gotten all that we've already heard about without this official inquiry, I can only IMAGINE what they will produce if they have the powers associated with opening an official inquiry!!

More popcorn please!!

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I fear it's another RINO delaying tactic. They are masters at it. You'd be wise to never, ever trust a Republican.

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They supposedly have the votes but need the go-ahead from McCarthy. There's the rub.

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Not in the Senate, they don't.

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They will never charge him with anything. At the rate the GOP works, Biden will be out of office in 2024 before anything happens. Then, the GOP will just shrug and say "he's out of office now and senile so no need to make him pay for his crimes" and they will move on to important things like funding the war in Ukraine to pretend Russia is our enemy. We need change alright, but not what the GOP expects.

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Like SC bantam Trayvon Gaudí

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Back when I used to watch Fox, before Gowdy was hired by Fox, every time they interviewed him, he had a different hairdo. It was bizarre.

I’ve never seen a guy who changed his haircut

every two weeks. He’s another big talker Republican who did nothing but make a lot of noise to rile up the base. As usual, no follow through.

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Yes and no. IMO it depends strongly on exactly how they handle it.

Remember that both Clinton and even Trump who we know the left has such TDS for, were BOTH made more positively politically viewed by their respective impeachments. Unfortunately I don't trust most Republicans because they all seem to have lousy political instincts.

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It's just something else on which to raise funds.

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“Item 10: Peppermint Patty Gets Prime Time MSNBC Show, ‘Inside With Jen Psaki.’”

Jen “Circle Back” Psucky: Orange Woman Bad.

“ ITEM 15: The Washington Post reported, “Former speaker Nancy Pelosi says she will run for reelection to House in 2024.”

With one foot on the embalming table.

“ ITEM 18: Not the Bee reported, “Liberty Safe is under fire after they gave the FBI the passcode for a safe belonging to a friend of the Hodge twins as part of another J6 case meant to punish the enemies of the regime.”

Liberty Safe gets The Bucket of Chicken Award for the fowlest move yet.

“ ITEM 32: Via Simon Ateba, Dick Cheney released a video and said, “In our nation's 246 year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump.”

So says the man who ginned up an unnecessary war over WMD’s that didn’t exist. Couldn’t he have done us all a favor & taken his daughter hunting?

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Daughter hunting! 😂😂😂😂

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“Orange woman bad” ~ AWESOME!

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You have great retro wishes and kudos for them.

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 18: Liberty Safe needs to be "Bud Lighted". I have already seen posted videos online showing how to change the locks so the "back-door access" doesn't work.

If they didn't learn where the line in the sand was with Bud Light, they certainly need to be reminded with this violation of privacy in their gun safes. You don't mess with Beer or guns. Period.

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POLL: The cat missed it in this one. I would have included Stacy Abrams in the poll (whom I affectionately refer to as the Brown Hippo...)

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gators are much more nimble and intelligent than stacy

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Sep 9, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#33 "I wonder what Kamala’s excuse is."

She's simply a product of our education system. And, there are millions more following along...and they vote.

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Nah, it's all the meds she takes for her STD's.

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Ouch!!! Good one!

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I haven’t read all the way through the list yet but I have to say that I’m a little disappointed there was no reference to “Hotel California” in #9.

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Sep 9, 2023·edited Sep 9, 2023

Interesting point, but recall that the song says "No one ever leaves" Hotel California. That would screw up their desire to drown the white middle class with a majority of illegals. They WANT our streets to turn into a scene from The Walking Dead.

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