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Item 1. Trump wants peace:

A piece of Gaza

A piece of Panama

A piece of Greenland

A piece of Canada

Etc.

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Looks like we're fighting to be top/first, Vince-or which one gets kicked off first-To be fair, we mostly keep 'em short.🎵You'd never know it but buddy, I'm a kinda poet.

And I got a lot of things to say. And when I'm gloomy, you simply gotta listen to me, till they're all talked away.🎵 Pardon me, but I gotta run. That fact's commonly clear. Gotta find whose now number one. Excuse me while I disappear..

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Uncle Frank. I missed you. 😂🦅👍🍷🇺🇸🎈

You know Autumn in NY ? 👍👍

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It's good to live it again (didn't peek)

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Made my week.

That’s my favorite line in the song.

Thx 😂🦅👍🇺🇸🙏🎶🎈🎁🎉

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betcha you'd like April in Paris also

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Not just a piece, he wants it all.

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Absolutely

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He’s a very pieceful man.

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'Look at us, Ma, top of the world.!! Jimmy said just before he was killed.😭❤️👍🎵

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It 22- Happy to report the Rep. Al Green and Rev. Al Green are two different persons.

Unhappily, Bruce & Kaitlin Jenner are not.

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There must be a contest in the Democratic party to see who can be called the dumbest. Seriously, they don’t talk about fixing anything, just constant resistance. Who votes for these people?

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There would be severe competition for that title.

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Whew! I was really worried. My memories of Al Green would have been shattered. 😂🦅👍🇺🇸

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Maybe they went down with Samoa!

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Efrem Zimbalist Jr. --- Classic reference. Be honest... did you have to look this up? Not me. But it made me grin and remember those great shows.

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No , but I recognize and salute Don's history lessons . I barely remember Lurleen Wallace .

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I had to look her up; to refresh and revive the memory cells. I guessed she was with George Wallace- boy that is a name out of the past. Yes, I agree- Don's history lessons are very good.

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Great show that aired back when the FBI was the most trusted law enforcement agency in world. On a personal note, my Mom worked at the FBI in Washington during WWII. She received a personal thank you letter from J. Edgar Hoover that my brother has mounted on his home office wall. I hope that PDJT and Kash can restore that same status for the Bureau.

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As a kid I watched it every Sunday I think

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Really Sunday night? How did we fit in Ed Sullivan AND Bonanza too?

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re: 'ITEM 2: CNN reported, “Netanyahu gifted Trump a golden pager during their meeting in Washington.”

Boy, talk about your mixed messages.'

I thought so, too, but then I reflected that they don't make enough TNT to blow the balls off The Orange Man.

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When he is shown behind the resolute desk he is squatting. You don't sit when you have balls the size of watermelons.

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😆😅🤣😂 With your permission JR , I will be retelling this .

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Be my guest.

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Lmao 🦅😂👍🇺🇸

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I think that Trump appreciates the humor of the gift. Those pagers made a significant difference in the war against Hamas

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My reaction, did Trump have the golden pager checked for explosives? Mixed messages all around!

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Item 16: If all the CIA employees leave and another 911 happens who will be there to plant explosives in the buildings?

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Amen, or the J6 Pipe Bombs that werent.

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Brilliant...and sadly, probably true.

Maybe we'll find out during Trump's 2nd/3rd term...

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Item 12, St. Rush called Gitmo your get away from the stress of jihad.

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Rush was the Great One.

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Y’know, I have a lot of respect for Belichick, but his egregious violation of The Guy Rule sets a bad example for the rest of us. What is The Guy Rule, you ask?

(Your age / 2) + 7. Used in conjunction with The Hot Crazy Matrix (https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=aP26JjmqyKEdkW0m) it provides the minimum age a woman must be for you to have a relationship with them.

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No wonder I can't get anywhere with the ladies. I've been aiming about twenty years too high.

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Slacker!

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I lost my wife after fifty years. I'm new to the game. Rookie mistake, I guess.

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50 years! What a terrible loss, so sorry to hear this. My should have been anniversary just went by and I rue the day we picked 2/2. So memorable…

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That is funny. I knew there were Guy rules but I hadnt heard/seen that one. I knew about the one where men hear less than 50% of what a woman says. Id upvote but alas my computer is still winning the war.

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OMG, by my calculation, my 50-year-old Son and I could be dating the same woman!!!

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Some rules are meant to be broken.

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Agree , something ain't healthy about that . Is he a beard ?

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He’s sue fort a heart attack with her. God forbid!

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That guy plotting that curve is hilarious!

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This is also the formula for a Trophy Wife. Belichick has a kind of Mona Lisa smile on his face that says, "Eat your heart, losers".

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Item 30

Got to wonder how much of that USAID money got shifted to pay off the pedo priest problem the Catholic Church has.

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I dont know the Vatican has a pretty hefty Endowment all on its own. (to go with those huge walls that they dont want the US to have) On the other hand there are a bunch of NGOs that are laying people off left and right because the incoming illegal horde dropped off by 90% and Trumps term just started.

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But the Vatican won’t spend it.

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Sad but probably true

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“Don Surber is having too much fun.”

So are his subscribers.

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re: "When a tax gets too strong, you must whip it. Now crack that whip!" Easter egg! Whip it good!

re: “Women speak 3,000 more words daily than men during midlife, study shows.” I think my marriage failed the day when in frustration I asked my wife, "Do you know why men like dogs?"

"No, why?

"Because they can't talk."

re: Bill Belichick and his chick. This picture illustrates a) why young men need to study hard and b) why young women need to study hard.

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We women are forced to talk more because husbands DON’T LISTEN! After 44 years of marriage I know whereof I speak.

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Correction. Can't hear ( due mainly to trauma suffered from repeated head pops from one's mother for not paying attention ) 😁 .

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Lol, my parents had six of us, so anything handy could be used as a means of punishment.

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Why does every conversation with my wife begin "you never listen to anything I say"?

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My wife accuses me of not listening by putting her hands on her hips and saying, "Forty years for talking to a wall."

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Because it's true.

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Did you say something? 🦅👍😂🇺🇸

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I'm sorry - what was that? 😉

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I hear my bride of 40 yrs talking and say,what honey I didnt catch that to which she replies ,just talkin to myself then accuses me of not listening//go figure.

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Men have mastered the art of “short speak”. No sense talking in circles for an hour to get to a point Just say “take the garbage out” and let it go at that. 😀

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She majored in Public Exposure.

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In Zephaniah 2 vs 4-7 the sovereign LORD declares that "Gaza will be abandoned

and Ashkelon left in ruins.

At midday Ashdod will be emptied

and Ekron uprooted.

5 Woe to you who live by the sea,

you Kerethite people;

the word of the Lord is against you,

Canaan, land of the Philistines.

He says, “I will destroy you,

and none will be left.”

6 The land by the sea will become pastures

having wells for shepherds

and pens for flocks.

7 That land will belong

to the remnant of the people of Judah;

there they will find pasture.

In the evening they will lie down

in the houses of Ashkelon.

The Lord their God will care for them;

he will restore their fortunes."

In the word of Captain Picard, "make it so". Take the rubble and cast it into the sea. Sow the land with grass seed, let it flourish and feed the sheep.

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♥️

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ITEM 35:Bill Belichick won the Girlfriend of the Year Award. I guess Bill attended Brigham Young whose motto is "Brig Em and Brig Em Young."

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Item 34. Dems hate it when republicans take their slaves away.

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Kelce was proud Trump will be at the super Bowl-Swifties try to cancel him. Mahomes is called Floppy McFlospter. Game fixed for threepeat. Americas Team: Old-Cowboys-new-Chiefs-how’s that for Inclusion?

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The Chiefs started out as Cowboys.

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My beloved Oilers to Titans-your point?

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Yes, it is so unfair that the Chiefs are cheating by playing better than their opponents.

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If the Chiefs lose, the tin-foil hats will be disappointed. Any sentient fan would ? some of the calls that went his way.

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Bud Adams was dyslexic and thought GTT meant gone to TN….

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👍You sent me to Mcgoogle-Bud Adams did not technically "sell" the Houston Oilers, but instead moved the franchise to Nashville, Tennessee, because he was unable to secure a new stadium deal in Houston to his liking, leading to declining attendance and a desire for a more favorable market; he ultimately relocated the team to Nashville where they became the Tennessee Titans after a brief period as the Tennessee Oilers. It dno't snig or wlak, but mnoey tlaqks. The fam still owns them.

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America's team is still technically the cowboys.

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...with all due respect, it is not.

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👍👍

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WADR gets you street creds.😊

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Hah! Not quite. They’ve become the butt of jokes!

Whatever idiot thought claiming such a hubristic title for them not only gave them the kiss of death, but had zero understanding of the actual concept of sports.

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E A G L E S 🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Has the mayor learned to spell the team name yet?

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I don’t think so. But tourism is up. lol 😂😂😂

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No. lol 😂😂😂👍

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Houstonians ‘disliked’ Bud, told him to build his own stadium. Nashville was willing to pay for it.

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Rep Al Green is a magician. He made a $1.8 million sexual assault suit against him by his district director disappear. Before the media's eyes, Lucinda Daniels dropped the suit in Green's office and simultaneously appeared with a cushy lifetime job as Assistant Director at an HBCU in his district. Media still can't figure out how he did it.

https://8vsb.wordpress.com/2008/09/28/congressman-al-green-9th-congressional-district-accused-of-sexual-assault/

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Democrat job filling by the book .See Clinton era Page T.

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He can turn a few hundred thousand dollars salary into millions. Amazing!

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ITEM 18: HuffPost reported, “Democrats To Take Over Senate Floor All Night To Oppose White House Budget Office Nominee.”

…and FAILED Spectacularly!

Russ Vought, Director of OMB: Trump’s One-man Wrecking Ball now aimed right at the Deep State!

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