There must be a contest in the Democratic party to see who can be called the dumbest. Seriously, they don’t talk about fixing anything, just constant resistance. Who votes for these people?
Looks like we're fighting to be top/first, Vince-or which one gets kicked off first-To be fair, we mostly keep 'em short.🎵You'd never know it but buddy, I'm a kinda poet.
And I got a lot of things to say. And when I'm gloomy, you simply gotta listen to me, till they're all talked away.🎵 Pardon me, but I gotta run. That fact's commonly clear. Gotta find whose now number one. Excuse me while I disappear..
Great show that aired back when the FBI was the most trusted law enforcement agency in world. On a personal note, my Mom worked at the FBI in Washington during WWII. She received a personal thank you letter from J. Edgar Hoover that my brother has mounted on his home office wall. I hope that PDJT and Kash can restore that same status for the Bureau.
I had to look her up; to refresh and revive the memory cells. I guessed she was with George Wallace- boy that is a name out of the past. Yes, I agree- Don's history lessons are very good.
Y’know, I have a lot of respect for Belichick, but his egregious violation of The Guy Rule sets a bad example for the rest of us. What is The Guy Rule, you ask?
(Your age / 2) + 7. Used in conjunction with The Hot Crazy Matrix (https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=aP26JjmqyKEdkW0m) it provides the minimum age a woman must be for you to have a relationship with them.
02/08/25: Hang in there, sir. You enjoyed more good times than most men will ever have experienced. Stay busy and DEFIANTLY wave your matador's cape at our regrets and fears: http://www.defiantbrewing.com/our-roots
That is funny. I knew there were Guy rules but I hadnt heard/seen that one. I knew about the one where men hear less than 50% of what a woman says. Id upvote but alas my computer is still winning the war.
In Zephaniah 2 vs 4-7 the sovereign LORD declares that "Gaza will be abandoned
and Ashkelon left in ruins.
At midday Ashdod will be emptied
and Ekron uprooted.
5 Woe to you who live by the sea,
you Kerethite people;
the word of the Lord is against you,
Canaan, land of the Philistines.
He says, “I will destroy you,
and none will be left.”
6 The land by the sea will become pastures
having wells for shepherds
and pens for flocks.
7 That land will belong
to the remnant of the people of Judah;
there they will find pasture.
In the evening they will lie down
in the houses of Ashkelon.
The Lord their God will care for them;
he will restore their fortunes."
In the word of Captain Picard, "make it so". Take the rubble and cast it into the sea. Sow the land with grass seed, let it flourish and feed the sheep.
I dont know the Vatican has a pretty hefty Endowment all on its own. (to go with those huge walls that they dont want the US to have) On the other hand there are a bunch of NGOs that are laying people off left and right because the incoming illegal horde dropped off by 90% and Trumps term just started.
No, they want us (our gov) to spend our money to subsidize them. I am really glad that Trump has and is going to shut that down even more. We dont need to pay for help so the illegals can invade us. Then have the illegals freaking riot when they are told they cant have their cookies.
re: "When a tax gets too strong, you must whip it. Now crack that whip!" Easter egg! Whip it good!
re: “Women speak 3,000 more words daily than men during midlife, study shows.” I think my marriage failed the day when in frustration I asked my wife, "Do you know why men like dogs?"
"No, why?
"Because they can't talk."
re: Bill Belichick and his chick. This picture illustrates a) why young men need to study hard and b) why young women need to study hard.
Men have mastered the art of “short speak”. No sense talking in circles for an hour to get to a point Just say “take the garbage out” and let it go at that. 😀
I hear my bride of 40 yrs talking and say,what honey I didnt catch that to which she replies ,just talkin to myself then accuses me of not listening//go figure.
Rep Al Green is a magician. He made a $1.8 million sexual assault suit against him by his district director disappear. Before the media's eyes, Lucinda Daniels dropped the suit in Green's office and simultaneously appeared with a cushy lifetime job as Assistant Director at an HBCU in his district. Media still can't figure out how he did it.
Derek Chauvin is still housed at the Federal Correctional Institution in Big Spring TX, a low-security prison. He was previously held in Arizona at FCI Tucson in August 2022 for violating Floyd's civil rights and a 22 1/2-year state sentence for second-degree murder. If ever there was a presidential pardon...or is he just too radioactive? Be nice if you would beat the drum for him.
It 22- Happy to report the Rep. Al Green and Rev. Al Green are two different persons.
Unhappily, Bruce & Kaitlin Jenner are not.
There must be a contest in the Democratic party to see who can be called the dumbest. Seriously, they don’t talk about fixing anything, just constant resistance. Who votes for these people?
There would be severe competition for that title.
Whew! I was really worried. My memories of Al Green would have been shattered. 😂🦅👍🇺🇸
Maybe they went down with Samoa!
--- "Welcome to the Geraldo Riviera." !!! And then Trump gleefully nukes it.
--- "Culture Club canceled? Poor Boy George."
So THAT's who General Milley reminds me of.
--- “Letitia James Orders NY Hospitals to Continue Trans Surgeries on Minors.”
Just in case Big Mike ever wants to be a woman again.
--- “Daniel Penny Gets Hired by Andreessen Horowitz.”
Upgraded to the safest office in America to work in.
--- “CIA offers buyout to its entire workforce, employees can step down and receive 8 months of pay and benefits.”
Given what we've learned since January 20th, they might be buying out the people who planned 09/11.
--- “ 'Rep. Al Green Intends to Bring Articles of Impeachment Against Trump.'
"Guess he no longer wants us to stay together."
Alas, a rare example of Don Surber "telegraphing" the punchline.
--- “Michigan state representative reveals she voluntarily sterilized herself to avoid pregnancy under Trump.”
There's been a misunderstanding. It was a lobotomy. After the operation, she spoke to the press.
--- "Rich Democrats had the same fear in 1861."
This is why the date that the tsunami that wiped out the Hamptons on the 3rd Monday of January 1871 should be a national holiday.
--- Belichick had a really tough time adjusting after not changing his hoodie for weeks at a time and skipping underarm deodorant for 30+ years.
It looks like she's worth it. Can I be her pre-nup lawyer?
Granted, I'm an oldie, but this relationship has CRASH written all over it and can't possibly outlive me.
--- CNN has had a corporate name change to the "Big Balls Channel" (The "BBC").
--- Good show, Mr Surber. I'm looking forward to your "47's First 100 Days" book.
May it top your classic, "Trump The Press!"
Item 1. Trump wants peace:
A piece of Gaza
A piece of Panama
A piece of Greenland
A piece of Canada
Etc.
Looks like we're fighting to be top/first, Vince-or which one gets kicked off first-To be fair, we mostly keep 'em short.🎵You'd never know it but buddy, I'm a kinda poet.
And I got a lot of things to say. And when I'm gloomy, you simply gotta listen to me, till they're all talked away.🎵 Pardon me, but I gotta run. That fact's commonly clear. Gotta find whose now number one. Excuse me while I disappear..
Uncle Frank. I missed you. 😂🦅👍🍷🇺🇸🎈
You know Autumn in NY ? 👍👍
It's good to live it again (didn't peek)
Made my week.
That’s my favorite line in the song.
Thx 😂🦅👍🇺🇸🙏🎶🎈🎁🎉
betcha you'd like April in Paris also
Not just a piece, he wants it all.
Absolutely
He’s a very pieceful man.
'Look at us, Ma, top of the world.!! Jimmy said just before he was killed.😭❤️👍🎵
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. --- Classic reference. Be honest... did you have to look this up? Not me. But it made me grin and remember those great shows.
Great show that aired back when the FBI was the most trusted law enforcement agency in world. On a personal note, my Mom worked at the FBI in Washington during WWII. She received a personal thank you letter from J. Edgar Hoover that my brother has mounted on his home office wall. I hope that PDJT and Kash can restore that same status for the Bureau.
No , but I recognize and salute Don's history lessons . I barely remember Lurleen Wallace .
I had to look her up; to refresh and revive the memory cells. I guessed she was with George Wallace- boy that is a name out of the past. Yes, I agree- Don's history lessons are very good.
As a kid I watched it every Sunday I think
Really Sunday night? How did we fit in Ed Sullivan AND Bonanza too?
Maybe it was a week night. Because I watched all of those as a kid.
😂👍🇺🇸
re: 'ITEM 2: CNN reported, “Netanyahu gifted Trump a golden pager during their meeting in Washington.”
Boy, talk about your mixed messages.'
I thought so, too, but then I reflected that they don't make enough TNT to blow the balls off The Orange Man.
When he is shown behind the resolute desk he is squatting. You don't sit when you have balls the size of watermelons.
😆😅🤣😂 With your permission JR , I will be retelling this .
Be my guest.
Lmao 🦅😂👍🇺🇸
I think that Trump appreciates the humor of the gift. Those pagers made a significant difference in the war against Hamas
Maybe he can give it to Zelensky. 😂👍
My reaction, did Trump have the golden pager checked for explosives? Mixed messages all around!
Item 16: If all the CIA employees leave and another 911 happens who will be there to plant explosives in the buildings?
Amen, or the J6 Pipe Bombs that werent.
Brilliant...and sadly, probably true.
Maybe we'll find out during Trump's 2nd/3rd term...
Y’know, I have a lot of respect for Belichick, but his egregious violation of The Guy Rule sets a bad example for the rest of us. What is The Guy Rule, you ask?
(Your age / 2) + 7. Used in conjunction with The Hot Crazy Matrix (https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=aP26JjmqyKEdkW0m) it provides the minimum age a woman must be for you to have a relationship with them.
No wonder I can't get anywhere with the ladies. I've been aiming about twenty years too high.
Slacker!
I lost my wife after fifty years. I'm new to the game. Rookie mistake, I guess.
02/08/25: Hang in there, sir. You enjoyed more good times than most men will ever have experienced. Stay busy and DEFIANTLY wave your matador's cape at our regrets and fears: http://www.defiantbrewing.com/our-roots
50 years! What a terrible loss, so sorry to hear this. My should have been anniversary just went by and I rue the day we picked 2/2. So memorable…
That is funny. I knew there were Guy rules but I hadnt heard/seen that one. I knew about the one where men hear less than 50% of what a woman says. Id upvote but alas my computer is still winning the war.
OMG, by my calculation, my 50-year-old Son and I could be dating the same woman!!!
Some rules are meant to be broken.
Not Guy Rules. “Bro’s befo Ho’s”…amirite?
That guy plotting that curve is hilarious!
This is also the formula for a Trophy Wife. Belichick has a kind of Mona Lisa smile on his face that says, "Eat your heart, losers".
Agree , something ain't healthy about that . Is he a beard ?
He’s sue fort a heart attack with her. God forbid!
Item 12, St. Rush called Gitmo your get away from the stress of jihad.
Rush was the Great One.
“Don Surber is having too much fun.”
So are his subscribers.
In Zephaniah 2 vs 4-7 the sovereign LORD declares that "Gaza will be abandoned
and Ashkelon left in ruins.
At midday Ashdod will be emptied
and Ekron uprooted.
5 Woe to you who live by the sea,
you Kerethite people;
the word of the Lord is against you,
Canaan, land of the Philistines.
He says, “I will destroy you,
and none will be left.”
6 The land by the sea will become pastures
having wells for shepherds
and pens for flocks.
7 That land will belong
to the remnant of the people of Judah;
there they will find pasture.
In the evening they will lie down
in the houses of Ashkelon.
The Lord their God will care for them;
he will restore their fortunes."
In the word of Captain Picard, "make it so". Take the rubble and cast it into the sea. Sow the land with grass seed, let it flourish and feed the sheep.
♥️
“President Trump has revoked Joe Biden’s Security Clearances” on the same day someone leaked where the ICE Agents were going to conduct raids.
Biden leaked…his Depends
ITEM 18: HuffPost reported, “Democrats To Take Over Senate Floor All Night To Oppose White House Budget Office Nominee.”
…and FAILED Spectacularly!
Russ Vought, Director of OMB: Trump’s One-man Wrecking Ball now aimed right at the Deep State!
Item 30
Got to wonder how much of that USAID money got shifted to pay off the pedo priest problem the Catholic Church has.
I dont know the Vatican has a pretty hefty Endowment all on its own. (to go with those huge walls that they dont want the US to have) On the other hand there are a bunch of NGOs that are laying people off left and right because the incoming illegal horde dropped off by 90% and Trumps term just started.
But the Vatican won’t spend it.
No, they want us (our gov) to spend our money to subsidize them. I am really glad that Trump has and is going to shut that down even more. We dont need to pay for help so the illegals can invade us. Then have the illegals freaking riot when they are told they cant have their cookies.
Sad but probably true
02/08/25: 10,000% of it. Once the people suing the church found out that the source of the funds had deeeeeeep pockets...
re: "When a tax gets too strong, you must whip it. Now crack that whip!" Easter egg! Whip it good!
re: “Women speak 3,000 more words daily than men during midlife, study shows.” I think my marriage failed the day when in frustration I asked my wife, "Do you know why men like dogs?"
"No, why?
"Because they can't talk."
re: Bill Belichick and his chick. This picture illustrates a) why young men need to study hard and b) why young women need to study hard.
We women are forced to talk more because husbands DON’T LISTEN! After 44 years of marriage I know whereof I speak.
Correction. Can't hear ( due mainly to trauma suffered from repeated head pops from one's mother for not paying attention ) 😁 .
Lol, my parents had six of us, so anything handy could be used as a means of punishment.
Why does every conversation with my wife begin "you never listen to anything I say"?
Because it's true.
Did you say something? 🦅👍😂🇺🇸
Sure we’re not related? 😂😂🇺🇸👍🇺🇸🦅🦅😂
I'm sorry - what was that? 😉
Men have mastered the art of “short speak”. No sense talking in circles for an hour to get to a point Just say “take the garbage out” and let it go at that. 😀
I hear my bride of 40 yrs talking and say,what honey I didnt catch that to which she replies ,just talkin to myself then accuses me of not listening//go figure.
She majored in Public Exposure.
Rep Al Green is a magician. He made a $1.8 million sexual assault suit against him by his district director disappear. Before the media's eyes, Lucinda Daniels dropped the suit in Green's office and simultaneously appeared with a cushy lifetime job as Assistant Director at an HBCU in his district. Media still can't figure out how he did it.
https://8vsb.wordpress.com/2008/09/28/congressman-al-green-9th-congressional-district-accused-of-sexual-assault/
Democrat job filling by the book .See Clinton era Page T.
He can turn a few hundred thousand dollars salary into millions. Amazing!
Pithy, humorous, informative, and with links to sources. The best news site extant, brought to us by Don Surber.
Derek Chauvin is still housed at the Federal Correctional Institution in Big Spring TX, a low-security prison. He was previously held in Arizona at FCI Tucson in August 2022 for violating Floyd's civil rights and a 22 1/2-year state sentence for second-degree murder. If ever there was a presidential pardon...or is he just too radioactive? Be nice if you would beat the drum for him.
U da man!!! 😂🦅👍🇺🇸