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Y’know, I have a lot of respect for Belichick, but his egregious violation of The Guy Rule sets a bad example for the rest of us. What is The Guy Rule, you ask?
(Your age / 2) + 7. Used in conjunction with The Hot Crazy Matrix (youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE) it provides the minimum age a woman must be for you to have a relationship with them.
Y’know, I have a lot of respect for Belichick, but his egregious violation of The Guy Rule sets a bad example for the rest of us. What is The Guy Rule, you ask?
(Your age / 2) + 7. Used in conjunction with The Hot Crazy Matrix (https://youtu.be/bbpGkrViOcE?si=aP26JjmqyKEdkW0m) it provides the minimum age a woman must be for you to have a relationship with them.
No wonder I can't get anywhere with the ladies. I've been aiming about twenty years too high.
Slacker!
I lost my wife after fifty years. I'm new to the game. Rookie mistake, I guess.
02/08/25: Hang in there, sir. You enjoyed more good times than most men will ever have experienced. Stay busy and DEFIANTLY wave your matador's cape at our regrets and fears: http://www.defiantbrewing.com/our-roots
50 years! What a terrible loss, so sorry to hear this. My should have been anniversary just went by and I rue the day we picked 2/2. So memorable…
That is funny. I knew there were Guy rules but I hadnt heard/seen that one. I knew about the one where men hear less than 50% of what a woman says. Id upvote but alas my computer is still winning the war.
OMG, by my calculation, my 50-year-old Son and I could be dating the same woman!!!
Some rules are meant to be broken.
Not Guy Rules. “Bro’s befo Ho’s”…amirite?
That guy plotting that curve is hilarious!
This is also the formula for a Trophy Wife. Belichick has a kind of Mona Lisa smile on his face that says, "Eat your heart, losers".
Agree , something ain't healthy about that . Is he a beard ?
He’s sue fort a heart attack with her. God forbid!