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--- "Welcome to the Geraldo Riviera." !!! And then Trump gleefully nukes it.

--- "Culture Club canceled? Poor Boy George."

So THAT's who General Milley reminds me of.

--- “Letitia James Orders NY Hospitals to Continue Trans Surgeries on Minors.”

Just in case Big Mike ever wants to be a woman again.

--- “Daniel Penny Gets Hired by Andreessen Horowitz.”

Upgraded to the safest office in America to work in.

--- “CIA offers buyout to its entire workforce, employees can step down and receive 8 months of pay and benefits.”

Given what we've learned since January 20th, they might be buying out the people who planned 09/11.

--- “ 'Rep. Al Green Intends to Bring Articles of Impeachment Against Trump.'

"Guess he no longer wants us to stay together."

Alas, a rare example of Don Surber "telegraphing" the punchline.

--- “Michigan state representative reveals she voluntarily sterilized herself to avoid pregnancy under Trump.”

There's been a misunderstanding. It was a lobotomy. After the operation, she spoke to the press.

--- "Rich Democrats had the same fear in 1861."

This is why the date that the tsunami that wiped out the Hamptons on the 3rd Monday of January 1871 should be a national holiday.

--- Belichick had a really tough time adjusting after not changing his hoodie for weeks at a time and skipping underarm deodorant for 30+ years.

It looks like she's worth it. Can I be her pre-nup lawyer?

Granted, I'm an oldie, but this relationship has CRASH written all over it and can't possibly outlive me.

--- CNN has had a corporate name change to the "Big Balls Channel" (The "BBC").

--- Good show, Mr Surber. I'm looking forward to your "47's First 100 Days" book.

May it top your classic, "Trump The Press!"

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