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What a collection today! Woof!

re: Javier Milei at Davos: everybody who's seen "Butch Cassidy" knows the first process in a knife fight is to kick your opponent in the balls. Milei went right into the thick of those bastards and gave them a swift Paul Newman in the gonads. Yessssssss!!!! Do it again!!!

re: Harriet speaking jive. I saw "Airplane" in the theater when it first ran. Nearly peed my pants, and it's just as funny today.

re: trannies can get preggers. My stepdaughter was always a little crazy, and at six announced to her parents at the breakfast table that she was really a boy named Rob. Her parents indulged her a little, but continued to call her by her real name. At twelve she discovered that there were things - one thing, actually - about men that she REALLY liked and ended up aborting at least once. When confronted, she said that she liked that stuff because she was really a gay man. Now she's forty, married to a man, with a child. Funny about that biology stuff ....

... speaking of that Stuff, I see that even Big Fani can get laid if she pays for it. I wonder if her man says "Fani be tender with my love" or she says "Lover be tender ... " - you know how it goes.

I always look forward to Highlights of the Week. Just blistering. Most fun you can have with your pants on. Hell, at my age, maybe even with them off.

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My pants are off right now and the Highlights are awesome!!

Milei is awesome too.

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Cut me some slack, Jack!

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I had to read that twice to be sure I read it right! Gee Wiz Mr. Lardmaster

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Why would your pants be off? And if so, where are they off to? On second thought, don't answer the questions. A coherent response is always unappreciated.

--- "Vivek Tweet of the Week:

"Thank you for coming and don't forget to grab a Slurpee!"

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon* ("Thank you, come again!") from The Simpsons might be our next FBI director!

*Croatian, for "Purveyor of The Sacred, Charred-to-a-crisp Hot Dogs"

I added this word to SpellCheck and it reacted as if it was a mockingbird attempting to swallow a crocodile.

--- Isn't it a pleasure to watch a Bucs game and not get with the weekly jolting reminder that Brady isn't a New England Patriot anymore?

--- "ITEM 14: AP scolded, 'The Baltimore Sun is returning to local ownership — with a buyer who has made his politics clear.'

"The power of the press belongs to the man who owns the presses."

It took a while, but (the ghost of) H.L. Mencken finally got his revenge.

--- "Banjos at night"!!!

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Thank you Lardmaster!

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Esquire lost a libel suit filed by Gore Vidal. They paid up. About thirty or so years later, Esquire thought it a good idea to publish an anthology of their best reporting, and since no one at the company (obviously) was there when Vidal got paid, they included the libel-suit article! And the Estate of G.V. sued and got paid twice.

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Yes—the Airplane reference was fun.

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Transgender golfer Hailey Davidson WINS Florida tournament and is now set to receive one of five women's places on prestigious tour aimed at providing 'growth opportunities' for female players.-The tour is the qualifying tour for the LPGA, the Tour Card of which Davidson has been aiming for- This is the hill to die on for the female golfers.' She' looks like Jack Nicklaus

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/01/20/06/80249651-12985899-image-a-10_1705731230793.jpg

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They say that if you get your swing down pat, you can wrap a 7-iron around somebody's neck twice. Maybe the real girls on the tour should practice that.

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A #3 wood to the groin might work as well.

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Don't. 98% of these cretins enjoy that tender approach to intimacy.

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The female LPGA members will now have to wash his balls...

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Or as the Finns might say, ' Tulta munille!'

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I said it was Harriet that spoke jive, but it wasn’t Harriet Nelson; it was June, Cleaver, Barbara Billingsley. It would have been equally funny either way.

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