re: Javier Milei at Davos: everybody who's seen "Butch Cassidy" knows the first process in a knife fight is to kick your opponent in the balls. Milei went right into the thick of those bastards and gave them a swift Paul Newman in the gonads. Yessssssss!!!! Do it again!!!
re: Javier Milei at Davos: everybody who's seen "Butch Cassidy" knows the first process in a knife fight is to kick your opponent in the balls. Milei went right into the thick of those bastards and gave them a swift Paul Newman in the gonads. Yessssssss!!!! Do it again!!!
re: Harriet speaking jive. I saw "Airplane" in the theater when it first ran. Nearly peed my pants, and it's just as funny today.
re: trannies can get preggers. My stepdaughter was always a little crazy, and at six announced to her parents at the breakfast table that she was really a boy named Rob. Her parents indulged her a little, but continued to call her by her real name. At twelve she discovered that there were things - one thing, actually - about men that she REALLY liked and ended up aborting at least once. When confronted, she said that she liked that stuff because she was really a gay man. Now she's forty, married to a man, with a child. Funny about that biology stuff ....
... speaking of that Stuff, I see that even Big Fani can get laid if she pays for it. I wonder if her man says "Fani be tender with my love" or she says "Lover be tender ... " - you know how it goes.
I always look forward to Highlights of the Week. Just blistering. Most fun you can have with your pants on. Hell, at my age, maybe even with them off.
Why would your pants be off? And if so, where are they off to? On second thought, don't answer the questions. A coherent response is always unappreciated.
--- "Vivek Tweet of the Week:
"Thank you for coming and don't forget to grab a Slurpee!"
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon* ("Thank you, come again!") from The Simpsons might be our next FBI director!
*Croatian, for "Purveyor of The Sacred, Charred-to-a-crisp Hot Dogs"
I added this word to SpellCheck and it reacted as if it was a mockingbird attempting to swallow a crocodile.
--- Isn't it a pleasure to watch a Bucs game and not get with the weekly jolting reminder that Brady isn't a New England Patriot anymore?
--- "ITEM 14: AP scolded, 'The Baltimore Sun is returning to local ownership — with a buyer who has made his politics clear.'
"The power of the press belongs to the man who owns the presses."
It took a while, but (the ghost of) H.L. Mencken finally got his revenge.
Esquire lost a libel suit filed by Gore Vidal. They paid up. About thirty or so years later, Esquire thought it a good idea to publish an anthology of their best reporting, and since no one at the company (obviously) was there when Vidal got paid, they included the libel-suit article! And the Estate of G.V. sued and got paid twice.
Transgender golfer Hailey Davidson WINS Florida tournament and is now set to receive one of five women's places on prestigious tour aimed at providing 'growth opportunities' for female players.-The tour is the qualifying tour for the LPGA, the Tour Card of which Davidson has been aiming for- This is the hill to die on for the female golfers.' She' looks like Jack Nicklaus
They say that if you get your swing down pat, you can wrap a 7-iron around somebody's neck twice. Maybe the real girls on the tour should practice that.
I said it was Harriet that spoke jive, but it wasn’t Harriet Nelson; it was June, Cleaver, Barbara Billingsley. It would have been equally funny either way.
What a collection today! Woof!
re: Javier Milei at Davos: everybody who's seen "Butch Cassidy" knows the first process in a knife fight is to kick your opponent in the balls. Milei went right into the thick of those bastards and gave them a swift Paul Newman in the gonads. Yessssssss!!!! Do it again!!!
re: Harriet speaking jive. I saw "Airplane" in the theater when it first ran. Nearly peed my pants, and it's just as funny today.
re: trannies can get preggers. My stepdaughter was always a little crazy, and at six announced to her parents at the breakfast table that she was really a boy named Rob. Her parents indulged her a little, but continued to call her by her real name. At twelve she discovered that there were things - one thing, actually - about men that she REALLY liked and ended up aborting at least once. When confronted, she said that she liked that stuff because she was really a gay man. Now she's forty, married to a man, with a child. Funny about that biology stuff ....
... speaking of that Stuff, I see that even Big Fani can get laid if she pays for it. I wonder if her man says "Fani be tender with my love" or she says "Lover be tender ... " - you know how it goes.
I always look forward to Highlights of the Week. Just blistering. Most fun you can have with your pants on. Hell, at my age, maybe even with them off.
My pants are off right now and the Highlights are awesome!!
Milei is awesome too.
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Cut me some slack, Jack!
I had to read that twice to be sure I read it right! Gee Wiz Mr. Lardmaster
Why would your pants be off? And if so, where are they off to? On second thought, don't answer the questions. A coherent response is always unappreciated.
--- "Vivek Tweet of the Week:
"Thank you for coming and don't forget to grab a Slurpee!"
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon* ("Thank you, come again!") from The Simpsons might be our next FBI director!
*Croatian, for "Purveyor of The Sacred, Charred-to-a-crisp Hot Dogs"
I added this word to SpellCheck and it reacted as if it was a mockingbird attempting to swallow a crocodile.
--- Isn't it a pleasure to watch a Bucs game and not get with the weekly jolting reminder that Brady isn't a New England Patriot anymore?
--- "ITEM 14: AP scolded, 'The Baltimore Sun is returning to local ownership — with a buyer who has made his politics clear.'
"The power of the press belongs to the man who owns the presses."
It took a while, but (the ghost of) H.L. Mencken finally got his revenge.
--- "Banjos at night"!!!
It’s Esquire, but this is a great article on how Airplane! Came to be.
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a33024479/airplane-1980-comedy-40th-anniversary-essay-history/
Thank you Lardmaster!
Esquire lost a libel suit filed by Gore Vidal. They paid up. About thirty or so years later, Esquire thought it a good idea to publish an anthology of their best reporting, and since no one at the company (obviously) was there when Vidal got paid, they included the libel-suit article! And the Estate of G.V. sued and got paid twice.
Classic!!
Yes—the Airplane reference was fun.
Transgender golfer Hailey Davidson WINS Florida tournament and is now set to receive one of five women's places on prestigious tour aimed at providing 'growth opportunities' for female players.-The tour is the qualifying tour for the LPGA, the Tour Card of which Davidson has been aiming for- This is the hill to die on for the female golfers.' She' looks like Jack Nicklaus
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/01/20/06/80249651-12985899-image-a-10_1705731230793.jpg
They say that if you get your swing down pat, you can wrap a 7-iron around somebody's neck twice. Maybe the real girls on the tour should practice that.
A #3 wood to the groin might work as well.
Don't. 98% of these cretins enjoy that tender approach to intimacy.
The female LPGA members will now have to wash his balls...
Or as the Finns might say, ' Tulta munille!'
I said it was Harriet that spoke jive, but it wasn’t Harriet Nelson; it was June, Cleaver, Barbara Billingsley. It would have been equally funny either way.