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My pants are off right now and the Highlights are awesome!!

Milei is awesome too.

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Cut me some slack, Jack!

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I had to read that twice to be sure I read it right! Gee Wiz Mr. Lardmaster

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Why would your pants be off? And if so, where are they off to? On second thought, don't answer the questions. A coherent response is always unappreciated.

--- "Vivek Tweet of the Week:

"Thank you for coming and don't forget to grab a Slurpee!"

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon* ("Thank you, come again!") from The Simpsons might be our next FBI director!

*Croatian, for "Purveyor of The Sacred, Charred-to-a-crisp Hot Dogs"

I added this word to SpellCheck and it reacted as if it was a mockingbird attempting to swallow a crocodile.

--- Isn't it a pleasure to watch a Bucs game and not get with the weekly jolting reminder that Brady isn't a New England Patriot anymore?

--- "ITEM 14: AP scolded, 'The Baltimore Sun is returning to local ownership — with a buyer who has made his politics clear.'

"The power of the press belongs to the man who owns the presses."

It took a while, but (the ghost of) H.L. Mencken finally got his revenge.

--- "Banjos at night"!!!

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