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I went to a gender reveal party the other day, but I was the only one naked.

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Bill Clinton went to see his doctor, a new graduate from Pakistan, concerned about his declining libido.

After examining him the doctor asked if he had a picture of his wife which worthless Willie immediately produced.

After looking at the photo, the doctor suggested that he get a goat.

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What he really needs is separate bedrooms. Hers in Chappaqua and his someplace else.

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One part of their prenup is they can sleep with whoever they want as long as it's not each other.

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Her's in Hazelton West Virginia, his in the federal Supermax in Florence Colorado.

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Of course we could make her the Ambassador to Libya.

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Or Somalia.

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Or Gaza or Syria. Maybe Iran.

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They haven't slept in the same house or bedroom in years.

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01/09/25: The problem with that joke is that he's been married to a goat since 1975.

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that's funny!

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Roared with laughter. Thanks, Kels.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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