Absolutely one of the best columns ever; right out of all those survivor/bug out novels I have read. Try the ones by Cliff Deane on Amazon; realistic stuff. What Bill missed out on (the meat issue) is that domestic rabbits are delicious; multiple quickly; and provide arguably the best protein source in the new world. People band together and start communities. Protecting oneself (guns and ammo) from the hoards of really bad hoards of "takers" becomes key along with growing other stuff to eat. Biden knows nothing of this; Trump does. Enough reason to vote for Trump along with just knowing what Biden has done to the security of this country with an open border. Time to toss him to the curb. And Jill can go and stare in the mirror and say, "Mirror Mirror on the wall,,, I am a Doctor After All" -- whatever.
This little story of “Bill, and the End of Everything”, provokes the question which always plagues me: just where do all these self-righteous planet savers think all their ingenious plans are going to lead to?
I’ll tell you. No energy, no food, no warmth, no nothing but sheer misery for all. And that’s while bombs are dropping everywhere just to add to the horrors they’ve created.
Sure, build your bunker to hide in when the whole thing gets real ugly, real fast. But what kind of existence is that? Is that where they really want this all to end up?
What are they thinking, really, or do they even think at all?
These are mostly rhetorical questions because it is more than apparent that they are all some mixture of extremely arrogant ignorance, stark-raving and certifiably mad, and diabolically evil. There can be no other explanation.
Do these billionaires really want to survive a post apocalyptic world? The people outside the bunkers will be much more resourceful than the guys in the bunker. They will wait for the head to pop out.
A brilliant column Don. The problem for all those who will emerge from their “Rat Caves,” is the skills that made them wealthy are useless in the real world. If they bring “servants” with them guess who will be running the show when the doors open? The only Gates Bill will see in the future are the ones to Hell. FJB
Bill Gates as representative of the Marxist left is brilliant.
I know it is intended to be satire/parody, but it all too vividly portrays the smug, relativistically morally superior and hypocritical scolds who are bent on saving everyone else from themselves. It's as entertaining as something one might find in, The 'Bee!
I'm guessing Bill Gates wouldn't have any bullets in the gun even if they were legit Brownies, and considering what a perv he is, would be just fine and dandy if they were trannies.
Someone once said that the road to Hell was paved with good intentions. Actually, the good intentions were just the base layer of the road. The top layer is unintended consequences. Those unintended consequences will bite you in the butt every time.
Don, thanks for a creative glimpse at a Bill Gates dystopian future that, hopefully, we will avoid. BTW, just thinking about Gates's moobs made me vote for Sydney's boobs as a form of eye bleach.
Absolutely one of the best columns ever; right out of all those survivor/bug out novels I have read. Try the ones by Cliff Deane on Amazon; realistic stuff. What Bill missed out on (the meat issue) is that domestic rabbits are delicious; multiple quickly; and provide arguably the best protein source in the new world. People band together and start communities. Protecting oneself (guns and ammo) from the hoards of really bad hoards of "takers" becomes key along with growing other stuff to eat. Biden knows nothing of this; Trump does. Enough reason to vote for Trump along with just knowing what Biden has done to the security of this country with an open border. Time to toss him to the curb. And Jill can go and stare in the mirror and say, "Mirror Mirror on the wall,,, I am a Doctor After All" -- whatever.
This little story of “Bill, and the End of Everything”, provokes the question which always plagues me: just where do all these self-righteous planet savers think all their ingenious plans are going to lead to?
I’ll tell you. No energy, no food, no warmth, no nothing but sheer misery for all. And that’s while bombs are dropping everywhere just to add to the horrors they’ve created.
Sure, build your bunker to hide in when the whole thing gets real ugly, real fast. But what kind of existence is that? Is that where they really want this all to end up?
What are they thinking, really, or do they even think at all?
These are mostly rhetorical questions because it is more than apparent that they are all some mixture of extremely arrogant ignorance, stark-raving and certifiably mad, and diabolically evil. There can be no other explanation.
You forgot the part where people hiding in caves beg the rocks to fall on them and save them from God's wrath. (Rev 6:15-16)
Do these billionaires really want to survive a post apocalyptic world? The people outside the bunkers will be much more resourceful than the guys in the bunker. They will wait for the head to pop out.
A brilliant column Don. The problem for all those who will emerge from their “Rat Caves,” is the skills that made them wealthy are useless in the real world. If they bring “servants” with them guess who will be running the show when the doors open? The only Gates Bill will see in the future are the ones to Hell. FJB
I prefer the word "mitties."
Bill Gates as representative of the Marxist left is brilliant.
I know it is intended to be satire/parody, but it all too vividly portrays the smug, relativistically morally superior and hypocritical scolds who are bent on saving everyone else from themselves. It's as entertaining as something one might find in, The 'Bee!
Sydney Sweeny's have it all over Gates'.
POLL: The boobs were fake; Bill's moobs are real (and losing the war with gravity). He needs a "man bra".
I am afraid the banjo music is going to be playing in my head all day.
"Tell Tchaikovsky the news." Easter egg!
Geesh, now I got to look up moob. I’m going to be late for work again.
Clyde Crashcup! How do you remember all that stuff? You must have one of those photogenic memories.
"Oh a few primitive tribes and hillbillies survived, as did Cher and Keith Richards."
Love this humor! Now that we've made it through the eclipse without calamity, I guess we can move on to WWIII.
I'm guessing Bill Gates wouldn't have any bullets in the gun even if they were legit Brownies, and considering what a perv he is, would be just fine and dandy if they were trannies.
The picture of Gates cannot be unseen.
April fools column…more to follow….sad April only has 30 days this leap year….
Someone once said that the road to Hell was paved with good intentions. Actually, the good intentions were just the base layer of the road. The top layer is unintended consequences. Those unintended consequences will bite you in the butt every time.
Don, thanks for a creative glimpse at a Bill Gates dystopian future that, hopefully, we will avoid. BTW, just thinking about Gates's moobs made me vote for Sydney's boobs as a form of eye bleach.