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Poca-Man makes me feel wiser every day simply by subscribing to an internet version of the late El-Rushbo complete with intelligent analysis smothered in humorous wit and sarcastic irony.I am loving the msm hair pulling out tantrums aimed at PDJT and JDV while ignoring the real lack of talent and brains offered on the KH/TW ticket not to mention any policy proposals differing from the current regimes of lies and more LIES. Poll once again has no bad answers so rock on Mr.Surber and we will get to see the return of America starting in Jan.2025.

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Yes!

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👍I'm drafting off you, bro. . if any one of you is even interested in buying an EV. Please click on my button first. P. S. A.

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08/14/24: And now, for comic relief ... "Who will play Tim Walz when SNL returns in October?" Answer: Barney Fife (Don Knotts). (Understudy: Thomas Eagleton).

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Don Knotts was funny,tampon Timmy is funny in the strange way.

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I think you'd need 2 or 3 Barney Fife's to play Ton O'Walz

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This Presidential race is quite amusing on the Democrat side.

They had Joe, all 81 million voter Joe, but once his dementia was so exposed it couldn’t be lied about or denied anymore the “protectors of democracy “ staged a palace coup and installed Kamala. To make sure she didn’t get outshined by a subordinate they chose Tampon Tim, who most people had never heard of and those that did know him don’t like the job he has done to Minnesota.

Now this is funny because 6 months ago or so the power brokers were trying to figure out how to get rid of her because of how doltish she is when her mouth is open and tossed word salad comes out.

Now, though, she is Kamala the newest and best lightbringer yet.

Can’t wait to see how they keep her away from any reporter who might ask her about something other than the weather that day.

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This opens up the line "Were you lying to me then or are you lying to me now?" for the Trumpster. He'll hit on the fact we all know. The MSM and all the Dem handlers/experts lied to you. Now Kamala walks on water and heals the sick. Good chance they're lying to you again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

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How about, “Fool me 10 to the 10th power and I must be a Democrat!”

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If she walks on water, it's because of all the flotsam dumped by the "deep state" denizens and the DNC Media. If she becomes President, it will be from Obama's mouth to Kamal-toe's ear

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The media might just be able to pull Kamala across the finish line with positive polls, fawning coverage with no interviews or no substantial interviews coupled with late-night vote counting. I don't discount this for one minute. She could end up as your president, shockingly.

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When all the likely viable candidates on the Dem side quickly endorsed Kamala, it reminded me of the sight gag where the sergeant asks for a volunteer and everybody but one in line steps back. The rube in that scenario was Kamala, they thought. The consensus was that Trump would win, that he's a one-termer now, and that the job would be open in 2028.

My bet is that some ambitious member of the "coulda been the nominee" class who stepped back a few weeks ago will engineer an October surprise to flush her, thus preserving that shot in 2028.

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REMOTE POSSIBILIBTY. GOD HAS GIVEN THE US A LAST CHANCE TO REPENT AND TURN BACK T O HIM. TIME IS SHORT, BEST GET BUSY ON THAT. KAMALA WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY WARNINGS. SHE IS SO FULL OF HERSELF AS SELF-APPOINTED QUEEEN, SHE CANNNOT HEAR ANYONE SPEAKING TO HER. WEARING A COAT OF VERY THICK ARROGANCE, HER FALL WILL BE HEARD AND SEEN AROUND THE WORLD. DEMS WILL DENY IT.... BUT GOD HAS THE LAST WORD.

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Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything, but I agree with you. I think we all got a little cocky in 2020, and we see how that turned out.

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We were cocky! Of course, the 81 mil votes just happen to appear in the middle of the night. FOUL!

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Merrick Garland knows just how to deal with any reporter---if there is one---deranged enough to shout an insurrectiony question at Harris or Walz.

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lIKE "HEY KAMALA, WHO BOUGHT YOU THAT $62,000.00 NECKLACE? DID YOU BUY ITYOURSELF WITH THE HELP OF TAXPAYERS? WHY? ARE YOU POSING AS A QUEEN???? DID BARACK OBAMA GIVE IT TO YOU FOR BEING THE BEST LAWBREAKER IN US HISTORY? OR DID MR. MICHELLE OBAMA GIVE IT TO YOU?" SHE KNOWS WE WILL FIND OUT... LET'S ALL WATCH HER SQUIRM. EVERY REPORTER SHOULD BE ASKING HER QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT NECKLACE, PRICED AT $62. THOUSAND DOLLARS. HOW BLATANTLY DISRESPECTFUL OF HER TO FLAUNT THAT KIND OF GRATITUOUS GREED TO AMERICANS WHO ARE STRUGGLING BECAUSE OF HER NASTY LIFE HARMING POLICIES! GOD IS WATCHING YOU, KAMALA. WHEN HE SMITES A PERSON DOWN, THEY REALLY FEEL IT. YOU ARE MOST PROBABLY CLOSE TO THE TOP OF HIS LIST.

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I commented at the time that if Smith was not lawfully appointed, he doesn’t have prosecutorial immunity.

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And it would beg the question, if Smith was an illegal appointee, then the guy who hired him is personally liable as well. One goes with the other. Guess Trump has some very good lawyers hired😀

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Haven't heard where they're going to file the case. His lawyers are sly cunning and alert so the venue will be carefully selected. Let the madness begin.

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If only it could get assigned to Judge Cannon. That would bring crying & screaming from the left of unfairness, right wing conspiracy, the fix is in, etc. It would be glorious.

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Oooh, that's good. Enough to make him a co-defendant. Let's have a contest guessing to which godforsaken country without an extradition treaty he'll move to.

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"Enough to make him a co-defendant. "

Maybe Garland will get one of them fancy 'unindicted co-conspirator' BS charges!!

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So he and his subordinates might have personal liability? Guess the kids aren't going to college after all.

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08/14/24: Didn't matter to the law-fare fascists; they knew what they were doing. It took a loooooong time before the above resulted in the case being tossed out of court and the Trump campaign in the meantime had to spend tons of money on lawyers etc. for two years before they could be exonerated (if that is the right word).

Merrick Garland-Himmler (croc tears oh do i look like i could make that kind of mistake no caps for this tiny little man) knew this all along. Every dollar spent on lawyers is one dollar less for other vital campaign expenses.

Retribution is 2025 is guaranteed, Merrick. Better find a nice South American dictatorship to hide in pretty soon. Care for Communist Venezuela? Your pasty face could use a sun tan... or Canada, with Castro-Trudeau. Gets cold, but what the heck... If you do go there, don't sneak back into Detroit looking for bagels. Things have changed there, and your pals are the reason why.

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The sad truth is that, for many uninformed potential voters, what they see or hear on their TV is deemed to be gospel. There is a method to the madness that constitutes big media's propagandization campaign--it works! If they tell us that Trump is no good loud enough and long enough, they may convince some weakminded sheeple that, "It must tbe true or they wouldn't be allowed to say it". Likewise with the current campaign to canonize that trollope Kamala and erase her socialist/communist past. Reality is what one believes it to be and it is the shaping of beliefs that constitutes the role and goal of big media in order to please its globalist paymasters. I could ony hope that more people had a mother like mine, who told me, "Believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear." Time will tell.

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You just illustrated how the Democrat party markets its message. Tell a lie long enough and it becomes the truth.

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Attributed to a Mr. Joseph Goebbels. And what side did he play for? Could he be an “influencer” for the Democrat party? Asking for a friend.

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Or "If you really believe it, it's not a lie"-George Constanza-Seinfeld

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Totally, Stephen Wolf.

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Yes to that, Steve.

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the tide is turning and there's no going back. america is drowning in a sea of ignorance, revisionist history, feminism, bigotry, equity over equal opportunity, lies, damn lies and woke bs all designed to reinvent the word democracy so as to favor the few over the many. i'm glad i turned 76 yesterday.

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“Don’t give up the ship!”, young man.

“It ain’t over til it’s over.” And God decides that.

You and I are still young enough to spit in their eye if nothing else.

Happy Birthday!

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New definition of “democracy” = democrat party power.

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Congratulations, youngster!

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Happy Belated!

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Yes and it's killing your republic.

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I’d be the same age in a few days if I hadn’t stopped having birthdays!

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Dennis, Please send me a set of instructions on how you did that.

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“To date, the media has shown no interest in discovering who was on the jet when Epstein actually owned it.”

Of course! Too many of their corporate heads would be exposed!

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Not to mention bigwigs in the democrat party.

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And pay close attention to all those GOP members who were working quietly behind the scenes to make the Epstein investigation go away as well.

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Immediately after passing Obama Care, Nancy Pelosi rushed to the Capitol hallway to proclaim her achievement to reporters. She was asked, "What about the Constitution?" Her response was to laugh and dismiss the thought that the Constitution could possibly matter. I saw pure evil and hatred for America in her face. I saw her silently say, "Damn America and its Constitution. The only thing that matters is power." By offering up Word Salad Kamala and Tampon Tim as their candidates, Pelosi and the Dem establishment have proclaimed and displayed their complete lack of respect for the country and its citizens. Those who trust their own eyes and ears can easily understand the Dems message. "Elect these puppets to help us sell America to our enemies." Trump is offering a stark contrast. He offers a real person who appears in public, answers questions, displays courage and speaks directly to The People. He has a record of keeping his promises and mega achievements. The contrast from the Dems is beautiful. Word Salad refused to sit for a softball interview with Time Magazine in preparation for its cover story on her. AWalz hides in a burned out building in Minneapolis. The MSM publishes Photo Shopped images of nonexistent crowds of adoring puppet fans.

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Well said.

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She who ripped up the pages of the speech as Trump spoke at a SOTU revealed her inner hag for ALL to see.

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Steps to greatness- 1) high school student body president, 2) Instagram Karen, 3) cat lady, 4) HOA president, 5) ABD (all but dissertation) Command Sgt Major, 6) Grand Poobah of a major Dem-run city, 7) executive assistant gas lighter to the Cackler of the US (COTUS)

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Skipping the dissertation may be the prudent part, since it risks exposing yourself as a numbskull -- like the grandiloquent "Doctor Jill".

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For a laugh, check out Estee Palti on X. Her send up of Kamalala is hilarious.

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It just occurred to me that Walz may have been selected to please China and get large injections of money from the Chinese funneled to the Dems.

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Nahhhhhhhh! They would never be so obvious about their intentions would they???? I mean they are already giving piles of cash to Iran and half of them are sleeping with Chinese citizens (likely children or child like anyway). I wonder how much strategically located property in MN is now owned by the ccp? My guess would be lots. The people in Michigan have been fighting this tooth and nail but ole Gretch is having none of that type of interference.

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Just like Biden.

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It's been reported several places that over the years, Walz made some 30 odd trips to China.

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Tim Walz is looking more and more like a bad choice on Kamala's part. I don't know if we're better off having him disappear and be replaced, or having him hang on like a bad odor.

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It does look like her work. No vetting and no thinking.

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And imagine that the "brilliant" Eric Holder was in charge of vetting!

Check out Scamala's brother in law, Tony West. He was very involved in the "hands up don't shoot" mess as well.

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I just read about Tony West and his wife (Kamala's sister). I am truly worried for our country now.

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It is as if the role specs for Central casting read: 1)Communist or Marxist philosophy, 2)Scornful of regular people, 3)Love money but don't have much of their own, 4)Amoral....and the Surber crew can add to the list...

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They are ready to start their convention. Too late to fix another Harris blunder.

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I'm thinking he'll resign to spend more time with his family at some point. It's too close to the convention though.

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True. They got away with the coup to get rid of Biden at last minute but twice is a bridge too far. Waltz was a very bad pick by “someone” and now they are stuck with him.

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Yes--they have been re-using the dirty tricks in their bag so often that the law of 'diminishing returns' is now in operation.

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I hope so, TPG.

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I don't think it matters, unfortunately. Democrat voters just don't care. They want to win.

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They're voting for Obama, the real candidate.

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Succinct fact !!GB

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Stable families breed stable men: Compare Trump, his upbringing and now his children to say Obama, his upbringing in Kenya, his family and “his” progeny. Similar in a way to Hitler growing up as a Child in Passau Germany. Little people blame the world for their problems, Big people take responsibility. FJB

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I agree with what you’ve written. BUT…….

Trump keeps talking to his base. He’s preaching to the choir. He had a positive convention, made a good VP pick, had momentum after the convention- his base is with him, we’re not going anywhere. We know how incompetent, corrupt and dangerous OBiden’s administration is, we know how vacuous Kamala is, we know how much better the economy was, we know the s. border has been dangerously eroded, we know socialism is our current direction- Venezuela 2.0. He must start talking to the independents. To do that he MUST talk policy, policy. Stop with the recollections of what was, and the corrupt lawfare, and stop with the jokes- low info people take that stuff as truth, stop with the personal disparaging- they’re not going to let Kamala cackle anymore or talk without a teleprompter. From now til Nov he should talk policy, policy, policy, and do it with much less verbosity. Please shut up! Just the facts, ma’m. Be presidential, be a statesman, stop talking about what was, talk about what can be. Let JD be the attack dog. He’s good at it, without being too verbose. I believe Trump is squandering the momentum he had. May God help us if he fails in this election- whether it’s because of Demonrats’ cheating, Trump’s undisciplined manner, or apathetic non voters. This election is for ALL the American marbles!

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This is much like the conversation I was listening to last night between Tucker & Dave Smith. I totally agree with what you've said that Trump needs to stay on message and keep pounding that in

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Yeah, Trump should stop being Trump.

Maybe he should adopt the dem playbook.

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The Hill is “reporting” that Kamala is “within striking distance” of Trump in Florida. Interesting turn of phrase these commie lovers use when the propaganda machine goes overtime.

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The Hill is a leftist rag, ie they will say anything even false or stupid to help their candidate to power.

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They were once pretty fair and balanced but something changed them drastically. Complete commie now. No pretense at all at being middle of the road.

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Sad-used to go there for latest updates on the congress critters.

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Harris pole as of August 13: that she is behind Trump in Florida by 8 points, 41.4 percent to his 49.4 percent. Shame on the Hill!

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With 1 million more Republicans than Dimocrats in Florida I doubt it is even that close. These lies will continue up to election.

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Ah...didn't see your post so duped it above...thx

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want a list of leftwing media outlets? Just go to Yahoo.com and scroll down the headlines

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Doubtful. The R advantage in voter registration in FL is 1MM people.

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I don't believe The Hill.

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They lost credibility in 2018 or so LuAnn

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It should be noted that Obama once advised his minions to bring guns to knife fights. Until DJT appeared on the scene, the stupid party candidates and apparatchiks brought knives to gunfights. This is but one reason why the Marxist/Democrat/Hate America Party and it’s propagandists in the media hate and fear him so much.

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One quibble with Mr. Gasparino's tweet: Trump didn't "nearly win" in 2020. He won. I watched the process carefully and watched afterward as scientists and citizens - denied their day in court under such technicalities as "lack of standing" - even in the Supreme Court - demonstrated how the Cheat was done.

Don't think for a moment that Americans will let that fraud lie unmolested. Americans don't forget. Roe v. Wade was itself an abortion, a gross, convoluted, unconstitutional judicial error regardless of its supposedly-good intent, and it was re-litigated and settled after fifty years. So will be the felonious mega-fraud regarding the "election" of Alleged President Joe Stolen.

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Gasbag sucks

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Your column today makes me feel a little more hopeful. Maybe people will step away from their “democrat” party identities and vote to save our society- I fear for the future of our children if they dont

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They will step away, from the polls.

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