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Regarding the poll. The Great Walz of China was so good a choice that I made it the headline. I replaced it with a throwaway name, China Boy and readers overwhelmingly chose it

The Cat Poll has a life of its own

https://x.com/LooseDogsOfWar/status/1823316583055233046/photo/1

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I read someplace where Tampon Timmy is the poorest VP candidate ever. He's also the most Chinese lover ever. The two don't match. There is such a thing as "elite capture". The Chinese latch onto a person as an investment. Feinstein had her China Driver for 20 years. The odds are greater than zero that Chinese intell invested time and money in young mister Walz. Walz only got to see and experience what they wanted him to see. They may have used a honey trap as well. Gotta give them props for this one. Their plan is working perfectly and has paid off for them. Timmy as a poor politician is an obvious outlier. He has to be either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. I'm betting the Chinese have his money stashed and our IC knows about it. They will use it when they need to. The IC bunch knew Petraeus had a married lover and used it when they needed to get rid of him. It's a rough world out there.

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As usual, Harris picked the least favorable person to be her VP. She never learns a thing. She picked him because he is even dumber than she is if that's possible. With his background though, the leftist fringe will flock to him. They love a loser.

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08/13/24: "She picked him because he is even dumber than she is if that's possible." Had Walz been the nominee replacing Biden, that's what he would have said about Harris as he picked her as his running mate. But of course, not to her face.

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She’s sooo dumb. She should have picked Shapiro. 29 Electoral Votes oh wait, he’s Jewish. An inconvenient truth.

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Recall Bibem' always claimed he was the poorest senator in the chamber...and the China connection too

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I read that his wife is worth $130,000,000

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Huh?!

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I think you struck gold with this one, Don.

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Dr Cat is awesome, and needs more treats.

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I much prefer: "Command Sergeant Major Barney Fife."

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So now the Dems will hold their convention to officially nominate a black presidential candidate who is not black, and a distinguished military veteran for vice president who is a lying coward. Sounds like the ticket from heaven to me. Anxious to see reports of wounded Dems from Chicago's weekly gun fights.

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“So now the Dems will hold their convention to officially nominate a black presidential candidate who is not black, and a distinguished military veteran for vice president who is a lying coward.”

To them that’s the feature not the bug. Remember they also can’t define what a woman is yet still think men & women are the same/interchangeable. Pedophiles & other sexual deviants are simply “alternative lifestyles” to them.

If Mr Surber decided he wanted to marry his long love - a Bentley - I’m sure he could find a democrat lawyer/judge who could make it happen & argue it before the Supreme Court.

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They can’t define what a woman is but 99% of their enthusiasm for Commie-La is that she could become the first woman president. In leftist world, I guess that makes perfect sense. In reality world, not so much.

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And the MSM never ask her what a woman is. Probably, because she doesn’t know either.

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SHE HAS THE NECK OF A LINEBACKER..... SORT OF LIKE MICHELLE USED TO HAVE. OH. PATTERN FORMED.

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Is she a woman? I think we need certification from a biologist.

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They say its always about the science, right? Except when it doesn’t fit the narrative.

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DOGGIE DAD, YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH BIOLOGY AS A DOGGIE DAD. CAN YOU FIND THIS REPORT ON KOMMIE-K TO SHOW WHY SHE IS SO CONFUSED...... AND STUPID? AND POSSIBLY A WOMAN, IF WE STRETCH ALL OF THE QUALIFICATIONS OUT TO SPACE.

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Nobody told them, "When in doubt, look in your pants."

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LOL. TOO SIMPLE FOR MORONS WHO HAPPEN TO BE COMMIES.

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The dem ethos Dutch ?

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I'm sorry ... but what does that mean?

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One must be willfully deaf and blind to be a real dem., Wim.

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Chicongo is already preparing for the convention by blocking off streets and erecting security fencing around the venue. This is gonna be “must watch TV” when it starts on the 19th. BLM is already pissed off about the Democrats unilaterally nominating Harris/Walz, and an activist group has already posted this ominous warning on X: https://x.com/thestustustudio/status/1823212208974643345?s=61. Yep, it’s gonna be LIT!

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re: link - you know you are living in bizarro world when you find yourself rooting for some thug hiding behind a scarf. Who’s on first?

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Aug 13·edited Aug 13

OK, BP7. I was already sneezing my head off. Now I'm laugh-coughing my way back to real breathing. CHICONGA! I hope you know I'm stealing that right this minute. Furthermore, I'm grabbing that Chicongo for all its worth. Mucho gracias.

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Watch the news media try to spin the turmoil and say the conservative right wingers are behind it.

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After the RNC convention Love Fest, we can only hope this will be the Cluster Funk of all times, dear Lord, don't let me down on this wish. You know that there has to be some annoyed people that got bypassed by the auto=Kam move.

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It should be interesting. Of course the corporate press will have their spin.

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08/13/24: They'll herd all of the jailed J6ers out of their cells, drag them to Chicago, tell them they'll be pardoned when they riot, and when they do, they'll be arrested and jailed all over again after another national "show trial."

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Is this Cuba with J6-ers as Political Prisoners? Why is everyone pretending it's not there?

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Does Kamala have kids? How about the MN guy? Like EU countries,few of their ‘elected’ ‘Leaders’ do…. That tells you something there…

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He has a daughter. During the riots in Minneapolis she fed intel to the rioters about the National Guards plans to restore order.

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WHERE IS THIS DAUGHTER???

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She's been in photo ops recently. But right now she is undoubtedly back in her closet being recharged waiting to be used as a prop again.

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She does not but hubby has so she is playmomma.

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It’s in the DNC rule book. Only pathological liars may run for office. Page 1.

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Aug 13·edited Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

This China thing with Walz has gotten my attention.

30 trips. Does he own a house or property or a business there?

He only worked there for a year on a school teachers salary. Wierd.

Just how much touristing can one do in one country before the light comes on and says there are other places in the world to visit? 30 trips… that’s some stuck in a rut or something else we don’t know about yet.

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I was in active duty at the height of the Cold War and then in the MN NatGuard for several years: you cannot tell me Tim Jong Walz "just went" to a communist country without permission while still in uniform.

However, our government has been licking China's balls and taking their paper money since the 70's, so...

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Kudos on the “Tim Jong Walz”

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He was apparently in the Army Guard at the time as well so how did he get so many long leave of absences? How did he attend drills? Annual training? He had to have a minimum number of points each year to have a "good year" for retirement. When you are in uniform, there are certain places you don't travel to, and I would believe China is one of them. Something isn't right here, not at all. This guy needs serious vetting. Wonder if he had any linkage to the CIA?

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I've added another verse to my "Walzing Kamala" song:

Down came the Red Army, marching very martially

“We’ll make you General!” said old Xi,

And he sang and he told him, “Military Genius,

You'll come a-Walzing Kamala with me!"

Walzing Kamala, Walzing Kamala,

You'll come a-Walzing Kamala with me,

And he sang as he gloated, burning Minneapolis:

"You'll come a-Walzing Kamala with me!"

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From Wikipedia.

"From 1994 to 2003, he and his wife also ran Educational Travel Adventures, which organized summer educational trips to China for high-school students"

This could explain his trips to China.

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Leave it to a Surber reader to add relevant information. This could explain it.

Thanks

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Or, it's a huge cover up.

But a good journalist could probably figure it out.

I'm not a journalist, but I have call and email into a company by the same name. They have been in business since 93.

My question. Has Tim Walz ever had any association with your company?

https://www.etadventures.com/

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This is what I love about America. Many millions of us--just like you are doing here on these China trips--each being active in pursuing Truth and standing up to the Left in their own ways as they individually see something and feel compelled to follow up.

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Probably more like someone in China owns Walz. I can't make it into down town Nashville 30 time a year and that is only 14.5 miles.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

It isn't misspeaking when it is written down and presented on a teleprompter to read. It isn't misspeaking if reading from notes and you decide to embellish your actions/service with lies.

The MSM wants this entire line of attack on Walz's dishonorable self-serving actions to just go away. But this is the second communications age where the MSM no longer has the heft to make those issues they disdain disappear from the headlines on X and other non-democrat affiliated websites. They should have learned that lesson with the Kerry Swift Boat veterans back in 2004, but they really just aren't that smart.

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Some one or something was able to make the Musk Trump interview on X go away last night, kinda makes one wonder who is running this universe, doesn't it or doesn't it?

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It's what they do. Elon will figure it out. Hopefully in time to help the Trumpster.

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We were able to listen to the audio of their entire interview and I believe you can now find it online this morning. Musk gave him a very strong endorsement and made a specific comment to draw in others who perhaps are undecided or previously voted otherwise. Musk commented on his own prior liberal leanings

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

Methinks some folks here might not know what a ‘blue falcon’ is. It’s a military euphemism for “back stabber”, with the b in blue standing for ‘buddy’.

You take it from there.

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Thanks! Didn't know.

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Make that “back stabbin sonofabitch”

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Does anyone beside me remember the plot of "The Manchurian Candidate"? I strongly suggest a quick trip to Wikipedia (yeah, I know it's a leftist propaganda site now, but the synopsis of the book and movie are accurate) to brush up on that subject. For those of you who decline to do so, just know that it involves a man who is brainwashed by the Chicoms to become an assassin of a candidate for the US presidency. So does anyone think that maybe, just maybe Walz might have come under the influence of Chinese state agents during one of his numerous and extensive stays in China? Or that he benefitted financially from his cozy relationship with the Chinese state? No, he is a sooper-patriot who loves America, according to all the fine people who belong to the democrat party. Just like everyone who spends his honeymoon in China with a group of high school students along with his bride. He's just like a younger, fatter Bernie Sanders--another American sooper-patriot according to the democrats and their lickspittles in the media.

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I went to China on vacation with our four star. We went to quite a few spots including Tienamen (sp?) square. We were under no illusion that our rooms were bugged and our tourist sites were scrubbed. Our four star lost his blackberry to a pick pocket. Bet you didn't hear that in the news. There's something really sinister about Timmy on many levels.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

Don on Waltz: So much material so little time. Please keep it going.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

Just read one of the best plays on Walz' name: Awalz.

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Seems he is digging Awalzhole

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

This election is a battle for all the marbles. I have been channeling my inner Democrat, and it feels GOOD! The stops are out; there is no insult, no parody, no form of humor, no revelation of past sins that is off the table when driving these people out of office. The only thing excluded is lies, but fortunately the truth is more than enough to get the job done. You can handle a lie, but when they truth on you, you're done.

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This ain't off the table, either, another verse added:

Down came the Red Army, marching very martially

“We’ll make you General!” said old Xi,

And he sang and he told him, “Military Genius,

You'll come a-Walzing Kamala with me!"

Walzing Kamala, Walzing Kamala,

You'll come a-Walzing Kamala with me,

And he sang as he gloated, burning Minneapolis:

"You'll come a-Walzing Kamala with me!"

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As much as his behavior and Kamala's may sicken people, we need to let go of it. As Vivek Ramaswamy keeps saying, we need to talk about issues: inflation, crime, illegal immigration, how Harris and Co would rather support them than Americans....

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"Do you really believe the Bidens are the only crime family in Washington?"

I do not — as evidence, I submit Exhibit A, The McConnell Crime Family.

"To believe corruption is unique to one party is the grown-up version of Santa Claus."

Indeed — hence, the only instance of Santa Claus in our household is for the benefit of the grandson.

"If that reality brings you down, just convince yourself the other side does it more often."

I will not — I have convincingly told myself far too many lies, and even enthusiastically believed them, for far too long. No more — the truth is ugly as hell, but it is constant.

"Sometimes a spoonful of denial makes the medicine we call truth go down."

If that's what one needs to do to cope, fine — at some point, facing the facts is unavoidable.

If the coalition of the first sodomite president's fascists prevail once again and install The Cackler & Tampon TIMMAYYYY (of South Park notoriety) Walz, the worldwide financial and cultural implosion cannot come soon enough.

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McConnel might also be an "elite capture". It would explain a lot of weird things.

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McConnell tied to China; letting his wife handle it.

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Well said NFT.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

Walz is the Dylan Mulvaney of VP candidates. FJB

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Funny. Barney Fife also comes to mind.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

Just a note, one does not take a RIFLE on a pheasant hunt. One employs a SHOTGUN.

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Artistic license

And forgetfulness

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Have you ever eaten fowl with shotgun pellets in it...NOT to my liking (never again am I doing that ,"Come over and have some of our duck Mr. got hunting last week in Canada)" and no thank you. I would have preferred no ammo in my dining experience.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

It doesn’t matter what they (kamala and walz) are, it matters what they aren’t. They AREN’T a traditional Christian family; what the single lady with cats can’t stand. She has used the system to get an education and depend on no one, but now she is alone and can’t find a compatible companion.

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Aug 13Liked by Don Surber

I'll be interested to see if President Trump can do for the "Fake change" label what he did for "fake news" - by attaching the former to his opponent.

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"Well, one of the hundreds of such men (and women). Xi and other evil men across the globe have learned that lobbying isn’t as efficient as just paying off Western politicians straight out or through their offspring and siblings."

This is the key to anti-Trump. He stands for America, the rest in government rape America.

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