01/16/25: Thank you for asking, and how reassuring it is that the question is being asked by someone who has racked up the decades more adroitly than myself.
There is no possible sane explanation of how I've made it to the age of 7.2 times 10.
You see, I did almost everything we're not supposed to do. Fortunately, the longevity advice that I was busy ignoring was coming from none other than Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who has done more to lower our American life-expectancy average than Capone, Stalin, and Ted Kaczynski.
That may be one of my favorite statements from the Hegseth hearing - he was awesome! So was Pam Bondi. Trump and his team have assembled an excellent group to lead us into the future
Back in 2016 I was on an NFL fact page. They claimed that the USBank stadium could be cooled to absolute zero. This was done for the home opener when they played the Packers, some of whom noted that it was still warmer than Lambeau Field.
It is rumored that this was accomplished by showing a picture of the facility to HiLlARy and telling her that Vince Foster's diary was discovered buried under the former Humphrey Dome.
as minnisota is a complete train wreck i was hoping to see the lions destroy the vikings' year for a third time in one season....as you state, we'll have to wait.
I'm a Lion fan. I respect your pain. But Born in 1950, except for my very early youth, I have never seen a successful Lions team. So I have the greatest anticipation this season. We vanquished you twice but mean no disrespect. Just Lions on a mission. I guess you will be headed by former U of M QB J J McCarthy next year. Harbaugh was really high on him and rode him to a national championship ...so you have a shot. Poor Darnold just ran out of Pixie Dust or played past his magical 'sell-date.' He reverted to his past-self with the ball surer-glued to his hand. Sad ending.
me too! We'll have to make do generating out own mischief!
Hey Joe's almost gone!!
and you now. he dejected because HE coulda have beaten Trump! Look for it, it will be new series on the Sci-Fi Channel. it will feature Joe Biden, Mr Peabody, and the Way Way Back machine
Yes..you deserve a break…don…but when you write it’s always “spot on”. When I see a surber story appear..I know it’s something I need to hear” so we will rest up for our party time… knowing our “Dons” will flush out the slime!!😆
Absolutely outstanding polls... my wife and I are laughing out loud. By the way, anyone who lives in a district or state where those Democrats are from who were tossing questions at nominees for cabinet posts ... well, you all should be embarassed... and ashamed. Remember folks... the confirmation proceedings are broadcast to the world. It is eminently clear that the Democrats at those hearings are down right evil and impolite. All those who behaved poorly should be voted or tossed out. Remember who they were and what they did.
That is a bit of "preaching to the choir" as in, yes, I can see your point. But, this party is now on the run and it is time to press the issue. Keep reminding the voters how truly evil and rude these people are. Don't let up; take the high ground and move them out.... hopefully.
Agreed, Reddog, but... we live in a culture where we throw out and forget the news unless reminded; and we do that very quickly. The images and actions of those who were downright rude, evil, undisciplined, and lacking any courtesy-- we need to plaster those images and words into the voters heads; over and over again. Or those voters will simply go back to staring at their cell phones, texting, and doing nothing other than relying on the government to support them (on the dole).
It is very worthwhile to watch an actual Senate hearing live. Sometimes it can feel tedious and we feel impatient. But these hearings can be very revealing. It is sometimes shocking to hear some of these Senators reveal themselves.
I'll never forget listening to Kamala Harris when she was on the Senate Judiciary Committee grilling Brett Kavanaugh. I could not believe how just plain stupid she was. I can't remember the details now, but at one point, she read something (which had been in the news, so those of us who follow the news already had heard it), and then Kamala used it to make a point that was the exact opposite of what the item she'd read outloud was saying. I couldn't believe my ears. Either she was aware of what she was doing and was rubbing our faces in her deviousness to flagrantly twist something into it's opposite; OR she was colossally stupid.
Well, actually many of us do care. I live in California but not in Shifty Shiff’s district so couldn’t vote for his opponent. I have voted straight red ticket for years but we can’t seem to overcome the L.A. & S.F. cabal. Maybe the fires have shocked them into change. I hate to say it but I can’t help thinking divine interference may have saved California.
Clearly, Pete's on a mission for everyone, especially those in the states of those hateful, rude Senators to finally start paying attention to exactly what/who they're voting for - Go Pete! I loved it when Hegseth looked over his shoulder to acknowledge and support the veterans who were there to support him, referencing how they had his back and he had theirs
The polls are the best part every day, right Pollcat? I win coolest old lady for picking S&H Green Stamps and Kid Rock. My Granny once gave me her Greenbax Stamps from the Piggly Wiggly and I pasted them in my S&H book. The lady at the counter handed it back to me when I tried to redeem them. Crushing.
right. all questions featured sexual innuendo or alcohol. So how did Bill Clinton and Kamal get promoted? We get Jimmy- he only got drunk when he lusted in his heart. We get Hillary who was just too dang serious to either drink or have sex. She drove YOU to drink, in fact. Obama it seems at the end of his 'reign' and tried to derail Trump, was drinking Black-Russians. But not enough of them... or on second thought maybe too many. The Russian interfere hoax was jut beyond belief. But it was not rooted in either sex or alcohol so it was out of the specialization and that is why it failed to stop THE DONALD! They did finally get to Sex (..as Trump sang: Don't know why, I'm dragged to court by this guy...Stormy Daniels...). Well they used that and Trump's special accounting to get him on a felony for the same thing Hillary did to hide her payment for the Russian accusing 'Steele Dossier.' And just to show you no one is above the law, Hillary was fined $8,000 and Donald was slapped by a really creative Felony charge for the same 'crime!!' Yes! Yes! Yes! Democrats, Alcohol and Sex. That's their ticket for success. Tried in on Kavannah... and on Hegseth... Got Trump for now on a felonious felony. Maybe Republicans should fight back by running a Mormon...or oh... did that and it did not work. Mitt...squeaky clean but in the end very confused. Had a touch of Bidenitis ... magnified by Carter-oma... never mind. Good thing Jack Smith did not know JACK...Daniels.
I should have known that the extra dose of good sense was unintentional! We were all grateful for it. Maybe today we should spend some time praying for the president elects safety the safety of the new administration. God Bless them all.
Yes, yes, yes. An outright prayer vigil between now and Tuesday morning can make a huge impact. We're not over the finish line yet.
I'm going to be honoring, cherishing, and seeking to realize more fully God's supremacy, omnipresence, and omnipotence. God never wills evil; that is a human distortion. God holds steady in spiritual reality. "Thy kingdom come."
Anyplace "evil" is hiding somewhere, plotting destruction, God, who fills all space, is actually right there already; a light that simply dissolves all darkness. Nothing can stand against the presence of God.
I liked Bondi's "I'm not going to be intimidated by you, Senator." As for Hegseth, as usual, the Democrats were all reading from their crib notes handed out by the party "leadership" and all were the same: "You're not qualified!"
Since Hegseth has the votes, and not a single one of the Democrats who went after him is going to vote his way, he had nothing to lose. He should have given exactly the same answer to each and every one, one at a time: "Well, Senator, I'll match my qualifications for this job against your qualifications for yours any day."
Her mother was a member of the US Translation Service in Japan following WW2. Of course she falls in love with a member of the Japanese Imperial Army…OK, a former member, if we’re being picky, but you get the point, particularily if you remember what total beasts the Jap soldiers were, but when they were canoodling I bet he was a real charmer. Her and mama-san hang out in Japan till things go south and then wash up in Hawaii… and here we are. An old commie (is that true about the cat lady thing…I couldn’t find anything about a husband so it could be) that has made our lives a living breathing hell since… ‘member her contributions that helped turn the the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings into a free for all
Quelle Bitch (Actually my good friend Wim has a better phrase than this, maybe he’ll add it)
So short and sweet! Maizies Mom was a traitor and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
After watching Hirono in the Hegseth hearing, the only thing I could think of was that Hawaii should have taken the chance to toss her into Kilauea when she was a virgin (maybe still is?) to appease the volcano gods. The woman is as dumb as a bag of hammers.
I multitasked watching Pete Hegseth’s confirmation hearing while studying for something. Can’t say the studying didn’t suffer, but I’m glad I did. Never realized just how absolutely stupid “The World’s Greatest Deliberative Body” is. Nor how shrill and ridiculous the Dem female contingent is. Slotkin was the only one that didn’t come across as a complete moron. To me the most cringeworthy part was the reprehensible Tammy Duckworth’s attempt at “educating” Pete on “The Soldier’s Creed.” What a train wreck the Democrats were. Now I have to watch Pam Bondi’s hearing, since some of the clips have been…interesting.
I did similar--multitasked while watching John Ratcliffe's CIA confirmation hearing all the way through. Am impressed with Ratcliffe, Trump did good on that. He will get that CIA into shape. Fantastic background. America First all the way. Also saw some pieces of Rubio's; he's going to be a strong Secretary of State. Another smart Trump pick.
Hope the video on the other hearings stays up and available for awhile.
The polls are a chef’s kiss, perfect!!!! My streak remains unbroken. I didn’t get to watch the hearings bc at work but I read Bravo Blue’s substack article that Tim Kaine (D-Virginia) was atrocious with Hegseth. Kaine and Walz are both Scarecrow Tims (if I only had a brain). 4 days!!!!!
Markwayne Mullin's speech was wonderful when he inquired how many of those sanctimonious senators had ever seen any of their fellow senators show up drunk for one of the late night votes or cheated on their wives!
On the poll question about who was the worst senator a tie would have been my answer if it was a choice.
These dumb Democrats demonstrated just how out of touch they are. Very few people care about Pete Hegseth’s personal life. Can he do the job was never addressed by them.
Pam Bondi was not questioned about her role in the ridiculous George Zimmerman trial and the fake girlfriend that was put on to testify. There were no charges against Zimmerman until she got involved. So what changed? It was never brought up by Democrats. I think she would have had a black eye if it had been brought up. But no, Democrats simply wanted to make silly statements similar to how many fairies can dance on the head of a pin.
I thought Tim Kaine was the worst of them all. That smile while asking the questions was evil. But remember, what goes around comes around. Kaine will face backlash over his actions.
While two articles in one day is a treat, not having one today completely upsets my mojo. But being of an age slightly more advanced than yours (cross between Green Stamps and a Betamax - did both), of a sex that is a misty memory, and a champion in the race to the bathroom, I get it.
Take heart Don, it doesn't get any better but at least as our memory fades we get to hide our own Easter Eggs.
We are way to spoiled, Mr. Surber - not having a column today is like a day without sunshine, but there's definitely hope for tomorrow! Now I with I'd saved the extra column from yesterday so I could read it afresh today.
I’m so disappointed! Thought yesterday was a bonus day. Now I have to wait until tomorrow for the best read of the day. Shucks.
01/16/25: How old am I? I'll stand in front of the graduating class of 2025 and say to them, "I'm now the guy who I was making fun of in 1970."
i'm in my ninth decade and salute you sir! question for you....
present to all of us three stand alone words that you believe contribute to your one hundred years of longevity? if you care to that is.
01/16/25: Thank you for asking, and how reassuring it is that the question is being asked by someone who has racked up the decades more adroitly than myself.
There is no possible sane explanation of how I've made it to the age of 7.2 times 10.
You see, I did almost everything we're not supposed to do. Fortunately, the longevity advice that I was busy ignoring was coming from none other than Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who has done more to lower our American life-expectancy average than Capone, Stalin, and Ted Kaczynski.
My neighbor will be 98 next week; her advice is to trust God, help others, and stay humble.
my advice:
celery
magnesium
two of everything
Johnny Walker Black
whoops. Johnnie
In the meantime, enjoy this!
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1879265557025075425
That may be one of my favorite statements from the Hegseth hearing - he was awesome! So was Pam Bondi. Trump and his team have assembled an excellent group to lead us into the future
thank you for that!!
she is the smartest idiot on the planet.
I’m a Viking fan so I expect disappointment. We will just have to wait. I hate waiting (The Princess Bride)
Me too. ‘Member the Bud Grant years. Skol!
Back in 2016 I was on an NFL fact page. They claimed that the USBank stadium could be cooled to absolute zero. This was done for the home opener when they played the Packers, some of whom noted that it was still warmer than Lambeau Field.
It is rumored that this was accomplished by showing a picture of the facility to HiLlARy and telling her that Vince Foster's diary was discovered buried under the former Humphrey Dome.
as minnisota is a complete train wreck i was hoping to see the lions destroy the vikings' year for a third time in one season....as you state, we'll have to wait.
But Matthew Stafford did it....just a different team.
Stafford was awesome in the first half... Darnold began to look like Joe Biden looking for receiver...I know there's one out there somewhere...
I'm a Lion fan. I respect your pain. But Born in 1950, except for my very early youth, I have never seen a successful Lions team. So I have the greatest anticipation this season. We vanquished you twice but mean no disrespect. Just Lions on a mission. I guess you will be headed by former U of M QB J J McCarthy next year. Harbaugh was really high on him and rode him to a national championship ...so you have a shot. Poor Darnold just ran out of Pixie Dust or played past his magical 'sell-date.' He reverted to his past-self with the ball surer-glued to his hand. Sad ending.
couldn't happen to a more deserving state.
me too! We'll have to make do generating out own mischief!
Hey Joe's almost gone!!
and you now. he dejected because HE coulda have beaten Trump! Look for it, it will be new series on the Sci-Fi Channel. it will feature Joe Biden, Mr Peabody, and the Way Way Back machine
Dang it , crap ! 😬
Yes..you deserve a break…don…but when you write it’s always “spot on”. When I see a surber story appear..I know it’s something I need to hear” so we will rest up for our party time… knowing our “Dons” will flush out the slime!!😆
thanks...oh wait you mean surber and trump. oops!
lol..I’ll include you to Don!!
Will he write something special for the NFL football championship and call it
wait for it
wait
wait
the Suber Bowl??
Badda Bing!!
not now
Absolutely outstanding polls... my wife and I are laughing out loud. By the way, anyone who lives in a district or state where those Democrats are from who were tossing questions at nominees for cabinet posts ... well, you all should be embarassed... and ashamed. Remember folks... the confirmation proceedings are broadcast to the world. It is eminently clear that the Democrats at those hearings are down right evil and impolite. All those who behaved poorly should be voted or tossed out. Remember who they were and what they did.
Dem voters vote for “pork” not principals. They will forgive their Senators for being fat, lazy and stupid……
That is a bit of "preaching to the choir" as in, yes, I can see your point. But, this party is now on the run and it is time to press the issue. Keep reminding the voters how truly evil and rude these people are. Don't let up; take the high ground and move them out.... hopefully.
I think four years of Joe Biden and the California wildfires did that better than any of could, Pete. They own it.
If you think about it, the California wild fires are a good metaphorical coda for the Biden Administration.
Agreed, Reddog, but... we live in a culture where we throw out and forget the news unless reminded; and we do that very quickly. The images and actions of those who were downright rude, evil, undisciplined, and lacking any courtesy-- we need to plaster those images and words into the voters heads; over and over again. Or those voters will simply go back to staring at their cell phones, texting, and doing nothing other than relying on the government to support them (on the dole).
It is very worthwhile to watch an actual Senate hearing live. Sometimes it can feel tedious and we feel impatient. But these hearings can be very revealing. It is sometimes shocking to hear some of these Senators reveal themselves.
I'll never forget listening to Kamala Harris when she was on the Senate Judiciary Committee grilling Brett Kavanaugh. I could not believe how just plain stupid she was. I can't remember the details now, but at one point, she read something (which had been in the news, so those of us who follow the news already had heard it), and then Kamala used it to make a point that was the exact opposite of what the item she'd read outloud was saying. I couldn't believe my ears. Either she was aware of what she was doing and was rubbing our faces in her deviousness to flagrantly twist something into it's opposite; OR she was colossally stupid.
Their voters don’t care.
Well, actually many of us do care. I live in California but not in Shifty Shiff’s district so couldn’t vote for his opponent. I have voted straight red ticket for years but we can’t seem to overcome the L.A. & S.F. cabal. Maybe the fires have shocked them into change. I hate to say it but I can’t help thinking divine interference may have saved California.
I understand... read what I said above to Reddog... we need to remain on top of this.
Clearly, Pete's on a mission for everyone, especially those in the states of those hateful, rude Senators to finally start paying attention to exactly what/who they're voting for - Go Pete! I loved it when Hegseth looked over his shoulder to acknowledge and support the veterans who were there to support him, referencing how they had his back and he had theirs
The polls are the best part every day, right Pollcat? I win coolest old lady for picking S&H Green Stamps and Kid Rock. My Granny once gave me her Greenbax Stamps from the Piggly Wiggly and I pasted them in my S&H book. The lady at the counter handed it back to me when I tried to redeem them. Crushing.
right. all questions featured sexual innuendo or alcohol. So how did Bill Clinton and Kamal get promoted? We get Jimmy- he only got drunk when he lusted in his heart. We get Hillary who was just too dang serious to either drink or have sex. She drove YOU to drink, in fact. Obama it seems at the end of his 'reign' and tried to derail Trump, was drinking Black-Russians. But not enough of them... or on second thought maybe too many. The Russian interfere hoax was jut beyond belief. But it was not rooted in either sex or alcohol so it was out of the specialization and that is why it failed to stop THE DONALD! They did finally get to Sex (..as Trump sang: Don't know why, I'm dragged to court by this guy...Stormy Daniels...). Well they used that and Trump's special accounting to get him on a felony for the same thing Hillary did to hide her payment for the Russian accusing 'Steele Dossier.' And just to show you no one is above the law, Hillary was fined $8,000 and Donald was slapped by a really creative Felony charge for the same 'crime!!' Yes! Yes! Yes! Democrats, Alcohol and Sex. That's their ticket for success. Tried in on Kavannah... and on Hegseth... Got Trump for now on a felonious felony. Maybe Republicans should fight back by running a Mormon...or oh... did that and it did not work. Mitt...squeaky clean but in the end very confused. Had a touch of Bidenitis ... magnified by Carter-oma... never mind. Good thing Jack Smith did not know JACK...Daniels.
I think the light bringer was sucking those black Russians, not drinking them.
Ouch ! Good one Deb !
I should have known that the extra dose of good sense was unintentional! We were all grateful for it. Maybe today we should spend some time praying for the president elects safety the safety of the new administration. God Bless them all.
Yes, yes, yes. An outright prayer vigil between now and Tuesday morning can make a huge impact. We're not over the finish line yet.
I'm going to be honoring, cherishing, and seeking to realize more fully God's supremacy, omnipresence, and omnipotence. God never wills evil; that is a human distortion. God holds steady in spiritual reality. "Thy kingdom come."
Anyplace "evil" is hiding somewhere, plotting destruction, God, who fills all space, is actually right there already; a light that simply dissolves all darkness. Nothing can stand against the presence of God.
I liked Bondi's "I'm not going to be intimidated by you, Senator." As for Hegseth, as usual, the Democrats were all reading from their crib notes handed out by the party "leadership" and all were the same: "You're not qualified!"
Since Hegseth has the votes, and not a single one of the Democrats who went after him is going to vote his way, he had nothing to lose. He should have given exactly the same answer to each and every one, one at a time: "Well, Senator, I'll match my qualifications for this job against your qualifications for yours any day."
Except for Hirono. "And your IQ."
And as for Warren...
https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1879265557025075425
I picked Hirono because no matter what the confirmation is this bitch makes sure it deteriorates into a shit show.
But the best part of the Maizie Hirono story is the story itself. You can read it yourself here… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazie_Hirono…
or you can read my summary…
Her mother was a member of the US Translation Service in Japan following WW2. Of course she falls in love with a member of the Japanese Imperial Army…OK, a former member, if we’re being picky, but you get the point, particularily if you remember what total beasts the Jap soldiers were, but when they were canoodling I bet he was a real charmer. Her and mama-san hang out in Japan till things go south and then wash up in Hawaii… and here we are. An old commie (is that true about the cat lady thing…I couldn’t find anything about a husband so it could be) that has made our lives a living breathing hell since… ‘member her contributions that helped turn the the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings into a free for all
Quelle Bitch (Actually my good friend Wim has a better phrase than this, maybe he’ll add it)
So short and sweet! Maizies Mom was a traitor and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
The End!
After watching Hirono in the Hegseth hearing, the only thing I could think of was that Hawaii should have taken the chance to toss her into Kilauea when she was a virgin (maybe still is?) to appease the volcano gods. The woman is as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Don't throw her in now.
Volcano would surely throw her back.
And mean as a snake. I didn't get to hear her yesterday, but every previous time, she has just dripped venom.
I multitasked watching Pete Hegseth’s confirmation hearing while studying for something. Can’t say the studying didn’t suffer, but I’m glad I did. Never realized just how absolutely stupid “The World’s Greatest Deliberative Body” is. Nor how shrill and ridiculous the Dem female contingent is. Slotkin was the only one that didn’t come across as a complete moron. To me the most cringeworthy part was the reprehensible Tammy Duckworth’s attempt at “educating” Pete on “The Soldier’s Creed.” What a train wreck the Democrats were. Now I have to watch Pam Bondi’s hearing, since some of the clips have been…interesting.
I did similar--multitasked while watching John Ratcliffe's CIA confirmation hearing all the way through. Am impressed with Ratcliffe, Trump did good on that. He will get that CIA into shape. Fantastic background. America First all the way. Also saw some pieces of Rubio's; he's going to be a strong Secretary of State. Another smart Trump pick.
Hope the video on the other hearings stays up and available for awhile.
The polls are a chef’s kiss, perfect!!!! My streak remains unbroken. I didn’t get to watch the hearings bc at work but I read Bravo Blue’s substack article that Tim Kaine (D-Virginia) was atrocious with Hegseth. Kaine and Walz are both Scarecrow Tims (if I only had a brain). 4 days!!!!!
Kaine's poorly bred son is an Anifa member. Arrested in Minnesota. Nice job , Tim. Did you groom him yourself or did your spouse assist you?
And Drunk.
Markwayne Mullin's speech was wonderful when he inquired how many of those sanctimonious senators had ever seen any of their fellow senators show up drunk for one of the late night votes or cheated on their wives!
Mazie Hirono proved his point before noon on Monday.
On the poll question about who was the worst senator a tie would have been my answer if it was a choice.
These dumb Democrats demonstrated just how out of touch they are. Very few people care about Pete Hegseth’s personal life. Can he do the job was never addressed by them.
Pam Bondi was not questioned about her role in the ridiculous George Zimmerman trial and the fake girlfriend that was put on to testify. There were no charges against Zimmerman until she got involved. So what changed? It was never brought up by Democrats. I think she would have had a black eye if it had been brought up. But no, Democrats simply wanted to make silly statements similar to how many fairies can dance on the head of a pin.
Democrats are not serious people.
I thought Tim Kaine was the worst of them all. That smile while asking the questions was evil. But remember, what goes around comes around. Kaine will face backlash over his actions.
So now we don't get another poll until September? What are you on?
😂😂😂Good one!!
While two articles in one day is a treat, not having one today completely upsets my mojo. But being of an age slightly more advanced than yours (cross between Green Stamps and a Betamax - did both), of a sex that is a misty memory, and a champion in the race to the bathroom, I get it.
Take heart Don, it doesn't get any better but at least as our memory fades we get to hide our own Easter Eggs.
We are way to spoiled, Mr. Surber - not having a column today is like a day without sunshine, but there's definitely hope for tomorrow! Now I with I'd saved the extra column from yesterday so I could read it afresh today.
I can’t believe I didn’t notice reading both columns yesterday and not realizing both were yesterday.
I never know when I am.
😂
Just in: Malibu fire started with insurance fraud fire of shitty artwork.
I caught that one, I think you are right. Hunter has to find another revenue source since dear old daddy crashed and burned.
If we figure out where they are stashing the money Washington DC will probably implode .🤔
Hah! Excellent!
I’m from The People’s Republic of Massachusetts and although Warren is a constant source of embarrassment, there is no dumber Senator than Hirono.
Who knew there was a contest for dumbest senator? Sort of like the race to the bottom
Gosh Don, thanks for the two columns yesterday. Enjoyed both. Drop two anytime you want.