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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

They chose coconut, because Oreo was already taken

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

They could use a pineapple. That’s the cruise ship signal for swinging.

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We won't ask how you know that. 🥴

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Aw come on, the suspense is KILLING me! (!)

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No, they'll use that for Big Mike.

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Only when he isn't wearing briefs.

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Absolutely NO "gender confusion" about that one.

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I hear it also works in The Villages

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I’ve heard the Villages has a very high rate of STDs. I’ll bet it’ll take a while for that picture to fade away from your memory.

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Inquiring minds want to know.

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Just repeating central Florida gossip!

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Jul 30·edited Jul 30

The Villages probably has a 99% correlation rate with cruisers. Target rich environment. Even Fox’s what’s-his-name Board Member knew that…can’t remember if his Mom lived there, or back in his WI walled compound…

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maybe Kamel has the cruise ship vote all lined up.

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In her bathtub. With running mate Buttrig soaping her back.

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All together now. Everybody sing:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist

Thats what the showman said

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Every ball you throw will make me rich

There stands my wife, the idol of me life

Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball

Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

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Merv Griffin lives!

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We sure are reaching back, aren't we?

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I think of him whenever I hear that song. I don’t know if he was the first to sing it. I just remember that he did.

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In 1950, the song was a top-ten hit for Freddy Martin And His Orchestra with vocalist Merv Griffin and sold over three million copies

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His legacy lives on through "Wheel of Fortune" and "Jeopardy"

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Don’t forget watermelon…

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Ouch

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If you're assoc watermelon with racist things, I'm making the leap that Dave is suggesting it because it has become the symbol of the Hamasholes. Ostensibly because the Palestinian flag is red, green and black, but I would suggest it is because Hamasholes are green on the outside (Islamists) but RED on the INSIDE - COMMUNISTS.

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I was thinking green nude eel on the outside and commie in the inside. Now that you mention it, the Palestinian flag is a good fit as well.

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If you watched some of the Hamashole protests in the last month or two, they actually showed images of slices of watermelon.

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Good one! 🥴

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Brown on the outside. White in the middle?

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An insult to Caucasians.

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An even stupider NY magazine than the infamously wrong "LOSER" (2016) :

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/11/from-the-editors-about-that-trump-cover.html

Note that they magnanimously will not charge you (make you pay money) to find out how permanently brain-damaged they are.

May NYC go right down the drain, like it almost did in the 1970s.

And mark this down on your calendar: Harris, candidate or not, hits the wall on September 23-26, 2024. Big time. Lay in the popcorn now!

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07/30/24: Poll: "Her concession speech is short." This assumes that she will be the candidate. I think there's an equal chance that in 2024, she'll be the John Podesta (Hillary's castrati, 2016), sent by the actual candidate (loser) to tell the assembled Democrats that the actual candidate [H. Clinton] can't make it to the convention to thank them in person. At which point (ala 2016), the convention hall's event staff will start hustling the weeping attendees out of the hall --- "The circus will be here at 8 am and we gotta set it all up for them, so GET OUT."

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Yeah, like brown on the outside and white on the inside...I swear I understand less and less of the things people say these days.

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

Their campaign is a parody of Monty Python. Are they all smashing their coconut halves together to pretend she's royalty riding a horse?

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Ok, that I ‘get’. Cloppity clop

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

My fear is that too many young white and black females are going to vote for her.

These girls {sic} are a wreck emotionally. They can’t find a good man. They are so angry at the world for this and they blame men for their problems when all along it was the feminists who destroyed their prospects.

Why would a young man today waste any time with these nasty opinionated big mouth biocthes? Answer is they don’t. And it makes these young women lonely.

I know a few. They are mean. They have huge chips on their shoulders. And they like to hurt people. It’s their way of showing the world they’re strong and independent.

Well they are independent. And alone. And angry. Another generation of women who need the government to be their husband.

That’s why they’ll vote for this empty bag of crap named Harris.

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One of the unintended effects from the women’s movement is that they are now more educated than men and therefore it is difficult to find a “suitable” partner, which causes them to act like cavewomen. Australia has the same issue, but I’m not sure if it causes them to dye their hair blue like in the U.S.

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Jul 30·edited Jul 30

Not "educated" - they're indoctrinated. They're dim, dull, and nasty like the members of "The View". If it wasn't for their cats, their Merlot, and their cushy DEI jobs in government, the media, and "edumacation", they would be on the edge of suicide (some already might be there).

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Indeed. At LSU, these blue hairs are coming out of “Mass Communications” school, so they are prepared to “fake it til you make it” to the mob, and that is the “stuff” built by the originals, like teresa m. Hanafin, aka, audience engagement editor.

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I agree Greg. And imo, it is all by design!!

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They’re all worried about The Handmaidens Tale that they might actually get it. Or worse if the Taliban or should I say Kamaliban take over.

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Agree, they don't!

No, ALPHA MAN would date(let alone marry or make a baby with) an angry, bitter nasty woman who hates men and finds them, and WORSE, treats them as useless idiots.

VANCE clearly never learned at YALE how to fight bitchy mean girls!

His woman should tell him to Punch back! Because IF they are, as they claim: YOUR EQUALS -in the fight, the arena, you must treat them as such!! Stop appeasing and WORSE, apologizing for all this feigned hysterically hysterical hysteria.

JD, simply stated the obvious, and used their own words-but he forgot to use the air quotes!

TEAM 'MAKE LOVE'n FUN AGAIN' should.....do a montage there is so much material!!

Quote every single line in all their lonely chick flick films and TV shows. The, retelling of their truth ,written by women FOR WOMEN genre has sure got some TV KAREN's 'panties' in a twist! We all loved these movies, they were fabulous fun and funny! 'Bridget Jones Diary' was so great! Joan Wilder, looking for a strong man in 'Romancing the Stone'! Geez, lighten up.

JD was basically quoting Miranda in a scene from 'Sex and The City'....in this clip, it is the morning after- when the night before Miranda (single lawyer) has almost choked to death , as ONLY her cat watches.

https://youtu.be/EEKFHjoyJn4?si=WgR90Pd5VQOfYj3Y

We get it! You are NOT cat ladies! You are NOT lonely! You are VERY, VERY happy!!! So tell your face and belly about it! Just me? But Farrah and Joe actually look much happier than the people I see drudging about daily.....https://youtu.be/vGS3tQM03ps?si=7Qox08uIohzKKGMZ

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Yep. They’re lonely. And scared. And pathetic. And angry.

And we all have to put up with these “princesses” for the rest of their lonely, scared, pathetic, and angry lives as they make the rest of us miserable.

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On the cat food aisle..."You're still single at your age? Hahahahaha. What did you expect, you stupid, man-hating twit? I'm meeting my investment partners tonight. We're going to make an offer on our eleventh income property with money we normally would have wasted over the years on entitled idiots like you. What are you doing?"

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

It is far worse than all that I fear.

This Tablet article has me in a tailspin:

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/barack-obama-ended-normalcy-american-politics

However much you might hate these people, it’s not even a fraction enough.

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Thank you for posting the link to this excellent article. I now comprehend why kamela's remarks after her meeting with Netanyahu were not in the style of her usual "word salad". I absolutely agree with your closing sentence!

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That is very scary - and frustrating. Obama is the head of the Hydra - take him out and start making this evil go away.

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Barry is just a puppet controlled by the WEF crowd.

And Satan.

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IDK if BO is controlled by the WEF crowd.

I of course could be wrong, but I strongly suspect he is a driving FORCE WITHIN the WEF crowd.

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The writer is clueless, he or she thinks Harris is good looking?

The other thing she has in common with Barry is drug addiction which may explain her inability to give speeches.

And as Cookie notes, absolutely agree with your last sentence.

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She’s not unattractive at all; at times even pretty (other than penciled in eyebrows).

Lots better looking than Michelle & Hillary.

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

This a woman who went berserk a few years ago when vogue magazine photographed her wearing tennis shoes. But sitting on a giant coconut now apparently is fine. Political discourse has become Theater of the Absurd . It is not “ interesting “, it is not a “joke”, it is simply frightening. And fear makes us angry.

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"And fear makes us angry."

I resemble that remark.

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Her husband is interesting.

He’s Jewish and hangs out in Hollywood with a bunch of gay groups.

Biden’s plane load of dignitaries who traveled with him to Texas yesterday is another interesting group.

They are all involved in ballot harvesting, headed up by James Clyburn, who was on board.

The wheels are turning to try to get Kamala over the finish line by hook or more likely , by crook.

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this whole thing makes me both angry and sad for our formerly great nation

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Amen Cookie !

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Jul 30·edited Jul 30

Her husband is ‘culturally’ Jewish but he’s not observant like many other Jews today- big difference.

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Exactly. Just as BO is orchestrating. 😡

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Jul 30·edited Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

Who would have guessed that for a mere instant yesterday, James Carville, became the smartest man in America. He actually said, ‘She’s Going to Get Slaughtered’. Attacks on Kamala Are Coming." When last seen, Carville was on the phone with his bookie.

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

I am still not sure how the coconuts meme got started, but they at least got the 'nuts' part right. I prefer the 'putting lipstick on a pig' theme for Kamala PR campaign. The media is trying their hardest to make her look presidential, but this time they can't hide her in the basement and her incompetent record will be impossible to ignore.

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I just DESPERATELY HOPE that Trump debating her will have the SAME RESULT as when he debated FJB -- it will OUT her for the scum bucket vacuous suck machine that she is. BUT to do that, Trump IS going to have to 'up' his game even from the FJB debate, in which I think he acquitted himself quite well.

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Kamala is an extraordinarily stupid person. She is an absolute disaster whenever she has to speak about policy or issues in any serious way.

She is denser than, well, a coconut, and incapable of coherence, because she is incapable of understanding complex subjects. That’s why she goes off in weird riffs of incomprehensible concepts, to fake sounding intelligent, attempting to come off as being “profound”. It’s her schtick.

He can have a field day with that just trying to get her tangled up trying to explain what the heck she is even talking about. She is a TOTAL FRAUD.

He could just bring out a map of the world and ask her to point to any country and I’ll bet ya she couldn’t even do that.

If he drills down on policy, particularly geopolitics or economics, he’ll decimate her.

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I've said it before, but it should be repeated often:

There's literally thousands of hours of video on this woman, and no evidence that she has anything more than a 500 word vocabulary and a room temperature IQ.

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👍👍👍

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I'd like to know how you keep water from freezing in a room that cold.

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THANK YOU, PJT36, FOR GETTING US OFF OF THE COMEDY SPIRAL, NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY! A WOMAN TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A COCONUT IS NOT FIT TO ADVISE OR EVEN PRETEND TO ADVISE, A NATION.

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Never underestimate your enemy. It doesn't work in football or politics, or anywhere else for that matter. If Kamala is shrewd enough to put Trump into the personal attack mode, she'll pull away voters, particularly undecideds.

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Well, Ukraine is a big country next to another big country, Russia.

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PS Suzie-- you nailed it when you said she's "attempting to come off as being 'profound'. It's her schtick."

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love you, suzie! this is not a joke people, stick to the subject! the mentality of the self appointed president!

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It's not really a done deal that she'll be the nominee yet. She's the best option they had at the time. She still has to survive the convention. The chances are greater than zero that she gets dethroned before she gets throned. She is a very flawed candidate and other Dems that want to be President know it. Should be interesting to watch.

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Yes, the Democrats chickens are all coming home to roost, and they are all fruitcakes.

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MAYBE THE OBAMAS WILL INVITE HER OVER FOR A SWIM.

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You're forgetting (or overlooking) that the Anointed One, Obama, has anointed her as his new stand-in. Is there anyone in the Democrat Party with enough money, guts and momentum to knock Obama off his throne? Who?

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Exactly. He is running this show, in cahoots with all the Dem powers that be and money men/women.

The Coconut is his absolutely ideal shell of a vessel through which to continue his policies of utter destruction of the country.

They will run her just like they ran Joe, judiciously managing her every appearance, keeping those to a minimum, and creating a Hollywood stage-managed masquerade of “high energy and hoopla”. All her pronouncements and speeches will be written by others, and all events strategically orchestrated.

“Off the cuff” interviews will be kept to the barest minimum, as those are her Achilles heel..

They’ve just got to create the appearance of huge momentum, and fake polls to make the cheat believeable.

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Exactly. He is running their show. Which is why ALL OF US in opposition need to bandwagon to defeat them. If you're 100% pro life and antibabortion in all cases and the party platform is a compromise of 12-15 weeks, you still need to vote and vote for the right.

The alternative is your (our) loss to descent on EVERY issue. We will never have a say. Obama and his posse will dictate EVERYTHING.

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Democrats are never limited to what they've said. Obama would dump Kamala in a New York minute if it suited him and the parties chances.

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I'm unclear on how they select a different nominee at the convention. #1 She's apparently gotten pledges of their Super Delegates and #2 I thought I have heard or read that some of the state's deadlines will have passed by the time of the DNC convention, which on its face seems totally inscrutable to me.

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Fortunately, I think this time deflating Kamala is not exclusively on Donald Trump's shoulders. She and her record are being ridiculed and exposed from all sides. By the time Trump gets to her--if she even lasts that long--a mere puff of air will knock her over.

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WE LL NEED TO SLAUAGHTER HER ONLIKNE, CONTINUOUSLY WITH WITHOUT STOPPING!!!!!!!!!!! BRING OUT THE FACTS OF HER EMPTY HEAD!

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Boy I HOPE you are right. For whatever reason, I am just feeling critically pessimistic.

I feel like the powers pushing her forward are SO OVERWHELMING that we're in danger.

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Lipstick on a pig, but the back end.

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

My ex wife used to say, "They tell you, 'Never kick a man when he's down.' In point of fact, that's the BEST time to kick him." (Glad I was never down during the time we were married.)

The Democrats are on the ropes - no, down on the floor. While they try to do their usual offense and blitz the media, Twitter/X is scotching them at every turn as more people realize that it's the only place to get honest news. Kamala impersonators are flooding in from everywhere, and many are really good. The whole world is laughing at the Democrats, and There Is No Defense Against Laughter.

Now is the time to strike. The fate of the Nation hangs in the balance. Show absolutely no mercy. As that great philosopher, Don Henley, said:

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're up

Kick 'em when they're down

Kick 'em when they're stiff

Kick 'em all around

Gettin' my old coal-miner steel toes out of the closet as we speak.

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“We got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde, comes on at five

She can tell you 'bout Kamala with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people lie

Give us propaganda”

(Sorry, D.H.)

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I like his music, not his politics - same for the Dixie Chicks

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Bille Wilde

4 minutes ago

To replace 1/10th of the registered auto fleet in California alone you will have to STRIP MINE an area the size of Nevada… every seven years.

It is simple MATH.

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But Math is raycisss, doncha know?

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She might be brown on the outside and white in the middle, but there ain't no milk in there, just venom.

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

I do pray she'll provide a concession speech and not a protest. I also hope the concession speech will be the trademark word salad, "Concessions are sold in movie theaters and this election has been a show, but the reviews of the concessions will be better than the reviews of the show because our concession stand is the best." Or something.

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She is a bitter bicth, just like Hillary and just like Hillary she will send out a white dude to give her loser speech.

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All of us have seen this before, though I first saw it clearly in the run-up to the 2000 election, when Rush pointed it out - the propaganda apparatus' concerted and coordinated effort to create, The Sense of Inevitability - to demoralize apathetic voters (definitely), and less-than-enthusiastic voters who might vote for the Republican if the weather is nice on election day.

All intended to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If she's giving speeches, or providing prepared comments anywhere, there is little to no coverage of it. Might the plan be to keep her all but silent letting others do the speaking and campaigning on her behalf, from now until the election? If so, then the fix might be in, already - they did it for Sleepy, Creepy, Pedo JoeBama, and they'll do it again for Heels-Up - barring divine intervention.

"Since death took home his talent on loan from God, good people have searched for the new Rush Limbaugh. Well, we did not get one, but we got Elon Musk, who is making it possible for a thousand — nay, millions — of new voices to be heard. They, too, have talent on loan from God, just not as much talent."

There are three guys - Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins - who are collectively worthy successors to Rush's mantle - in north Texas, their show is from 12:00-3:00pm, CT on KLIF. Find it in your local market - you will be very glad you did.

Due to my work schedule, I have to catch it as a podcast the next morning - but it is a most enjoyable two hours (sans the FCC-required breaks).

"Once upon a time, the media could get away with a Coronation of Kamala. No longer.

I hope."

As do I, Brother Don - as do I.

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I listen to M.V.C.R. daily and they are good but damn I miss El Rushbo.

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As do I - but no single individual has come close, thus far.

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I listen to 660AM, the Answer - they have Charlie Kirk, Dennis Prager, Mark Lewis and several others who always have worthwhile things to say and are available in many markets

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

They Democrat, puppet masters should take a look at Venezuela today. If they cheat again there is a noose for each of them. If Kamala is a coconut then Willie Brown is the Lime. FJB

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Could you point me in the direction of the nearest vomitorium.

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WHO is going to enforce the noose, pray tell??????

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55M Americans with Guns

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I think far more Americans than that have guns?

But I fear whatever number it is, somewhere along the way they traded in their spines and their ability to organize. Without BOTH of those things, I'm not sure it matters how many gun owners are out there.

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It's not an inability to organize: it's the inability to organize secretly and privately. Current technology has made this impossible.

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Have to go back to the old ways. Or the current ways the Islamoterrorists do it. Courier.

And I’ve changed my thought. It will not be a civil war. It will be The Second American Revolution.

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Venezuela is clearly not organized. There are a significant number of vets out there. Hopefully there is peace as chaos is unpredictable.

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once again i fear we count on the american people (on aggregate) to do what is right.

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Jul 30Liked by Don Surber

Never underestimate the numerous brain dead voters who can’t tell the difference between a coconut and a rutabaga. And isn’t it precious now that our government is questioning the results of the Venezuelan election claiming that the voting was rigged in Maduro’s favor? I suspect that Kamala will get at least 81 million votes because after all Trump is a danger to democracy.

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I would say these people are election deniers and that includes Biden, Harris, and the rest of the crew.

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