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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

Creepy

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"Smelly" would have been good too. Would have covered his diaper and his propensity for sniffing children.

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"Sniffy" suits him better, though he is undoubtedly smelly.

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😂. You’re so right!

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Ah, I don't know ... sniffy and smelly could mean the same thing. When I was young, my feet ran and my nose smelled. Now it's the other way 'round ....

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My sister, the world's greatest lover of puns, would have enjoyed that one. Thanks.

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I couldn't help but think that FJB was having his 'Gerald Nadler' moment there on the Normandy stage. I also was wondering what the rest of the world was thinking about our CiC as he waddled off the stage. Pathetic.

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What were they thinking? "I can't breathe!" You can bet his trouser chili doesn't smell like tulips but more to the point, have you ever laughed so hard you couldn't inhale?

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Repulsive and disgusting.

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“Slimy” like his Depends.

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That reminds me of Marathon Man. It’s Levy from across the street. The creep. It’s creepy. Lol

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

I really wanted to say Dopey, because Biden is clearly the dumbest president we've ever had (and that's saying a lot), but Dopey was a sweet, innocent loveable character, so unlike the evil that lives in Joe, so I couldn't do it.

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Besides, Dopey is Hunter's title.

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😂

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

if biden is replaced by harris and she ends up NOT being the dem nominee they'll loose another 10% of the black vote, on top of whatever they're already going to lose to trump.

i say biden's health directly effects whether or not trump stays alive until november. both trump's and bannon's lives are on the line just as the constitution is on life support.

stupid ignorant weak mined intellectually lazy voters and the enabling seditious sloth of the republican party are destroying america faster than biden can suck down an ice cream cone.

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Their identity-politics-uber-alles has painted them into a one hell of a corner; if they dump Bidung they have to nominate Kamala “Don’t call me Chlamydia!” Harris. To get around her - assuming she would agree which I can’t see happening (it’s her shot after all) — they would have to nominate another black woman otherwise they risk the unmitigated rage of the black woman vote. I know - “Big Mike” but s(he)’s on record stating “not interested”. While that could be a total sham can’t help remembering how s(he) was unceremoniously yanked from Obama’s campaign after some serious verbal gaffes & a serious attitude problem. There was/is not a warm personality there. So they’re stuck basically.

The even bigger elephant in the room is DR JILL; why in a million years would she agree to pull the original Delaware imbecile off the ticket? Now that she has all the trappings of the White House you think she’s going to willingly give those up in an “oh well” moment? Don’t see it happening unless I’m missing something of major relevance.

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Agree with all except I think Chlamydia can be replaced. It only takes the IC to remind her of an indiscretion or two in her past...she'll play along.

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Agree. I don’t think that she would have been chosen as VP had they not cut some sort of deal for her to stay in the shadows, behave and toe the line. Or else.

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Oh I think she was picked for one reason only. They want the first woman POTUS and they don't want one who cannot be manipulated.

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Yes. And don't forget "black."

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I forgot "black" long ago actually like most people. The problem is, they wont let it go away and allow us to be a truly colorless society.

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Precisely.

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Go to Willi Brown to get the dirt? Maybe but this is where the entitlement charade comes into play; she’s got the #2 slot & she can make life a living hell for anyone who tries to take it away from her. Moreover she has leverage in that she could threaten to go public with behind-the-scenes strong arming tactics & blow the whole nominating process sky high. She’s literally a heartbeat away from the WH, the “first woman of color” to be so, just don’t see her quietly retiring into the night.

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They'd make sure she had an 'accident' first. Has she flown on any helicopters lately?

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That certainly “simplifies” the situation from their pov.

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No way is cammy that powerful...no way ...

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Maybe not but whatever power she has is all by the numbers of boxes she checks: Woman - check. Of Color (not white) - Check. A “Woman of Color” - Check (that’s a double!). If she were a lesbian that would be an additional three or four checks & she’d be completely untouchable.

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LOL... She's an imbecile. Check!

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No way they pull him from ticket. The left is screwed and they are about to go over the falls and can do nothing about it.

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But I just don't think he'll be able to stand up and they'll have to.

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In an era of catch phrases and meme's, this is a truly perilous time for America. Wolves at every door, both outside and in, and we have no leadership.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

fdr was in a wheel chair but he pulled it off because his mind was some what still in place. biden is as f up as anyone could be and still NOT be in assisted living or some such. i know three people who can run rings around plugs and they're all in assisted living for mental health issues. of course, they're all women but that's another topic for another thread.

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Biden most definitely IS in assisted living right now. He spends most of the day hidden in the facility.

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Concur. Think it way too late in the game for that. We’re getting ready to start the 4th quarter.

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Yeah, they are stuck with Biden and Harris until Nov. Kind of fitting but really bad for America.

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Do you really believe anyone thinks she’s “black”?

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i hadn't really given it much thought joe but if i did i suppose not. i'm less concerned about her color than i am her history of being a dummy on about every subject other than checkers, assuming she CAN play checkers that is. harris makes maxine waters seem like a genius and that is not an easy thing to pull off.

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.@VP Harris on why Biden’s still buying oil from Russia: "Understanding that right now on the issue of energy, our allies have stood firm and unified in a way that many of the pundits didn’t predict would happen, to ensure that we are unified in our approach to this issue."

Can anyone explain this?

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I cannot believe there is not a Blooper reel of all of her speeches!!

They are absolutely hysterical- and horrifying at the same time.

I swear she is always stoned.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

go to youtube. watch a few police body cam videos covering the arresting of black females. there are hundreds. they all talk like kamala harris, maxine waters, sheila jackson lee and/or whoopie.

....and they make no sense whatsoever.

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Yes ChaptAI.

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A.D.,the question is rhetorical,right?Who taught her to inhale/exhale?

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

The appropriate Dwarf would be “Shitty.” Joe Biden is a shitty human married to a truly shitty human being, with a shitty kid. He is one of the shittiest presidents who has turned our great country into shit. At least he took a shit in front of everyone on stage to remind people that he is full of shit. FJB

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👏👏👏

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Finally, somebody who can be subtle about this.

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As subtle as a whiff of…you know, the thing. Anyway. PAUSE

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Thank you!

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Biden is destroying the reputation of the 1967 Corvette, a once great automobile.

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“Once great?” That car is a jewel. I’d take it in a heartbeat. Remove all of the classified documents, and I’d be cruising on a Friday night.

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"Slutty" would have worked too...

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Slutty... That's Mrs. Shitty to you...

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actually that would be Dr. Shitty to you!

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

As the Babylon Bee reported (gosh, how I LOVE reading the Bee): “Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-d-day-with-ceremonial-dropping-of-the-dookie

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Now that's funny! Leave it to the Babylon Bee, where satire becomes reality.

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Well, as noted: “What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality?” “About six months.”

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Yeah, is there really a difference between the Babylon Bee and WaPo?

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Why yes, yes there is. The Babylon Bee hasn’t lost $100 million and half of its readership.

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LOL, good point!

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Seth enjoys life and sees it as it is.

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Oh gosh night and day.

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I "googled" (actually DuckDuckGo) this exact headline on my phone and it came up once, actually on HotAir's site. What came up first of course was Politifact disputing FJB sat in an "imaginary chair", and had a "bowel movement". LOL.

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I used DuckDuckGo, but put the headline with quotes around it, and HotAir came first, too. But all of the first 25 links were for the article.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

Jill led Biden away for a diaper change during the D-Day event, without telling Macron who was shocked to find himself alone in the limelight, preparing to embrace the aged wheelchair-confined WW11 veterans. The optics were shameful. Joe crapped his pants and Macron didn't know whether to shit or go blind for several embarrassing moments. What a sad day for all concerned. The good news is: that was the end of Biden's presidency. He has to go. He fell through his ass and hung himself, and did it on the international stage.

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After the denials from the left started seeping out, I re-watched the “stooping” video. When Pedo Joe is mid-stoop, Mrs. Macron suddenly looks over at him. I think that she heard it happen. Queen Camilla could verify it for us. Then Jill puts her hand over her mouth and nose. I pity whoever was seated directly behind them.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

I wonder if they had to take the backrest out of the limo for a changing table

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

Just imagine the ambiance in that vehicle. The horror of having to ride along.

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

I just found out Jill flew back to Wilmington last night to be with Hunter in court today. THEN, she's flying back to France to have dinner with the Macrons ? What the What? If the Bidens are paying for her travel, then never mind.

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

If they can't even pay for Hunter's legal bills, they sure aren't paying for government airlift rides. Grifters doesn't even begin to describe this dysfunctional family.

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They're Dems. They use other people's money.

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Biden's have always been grifters, liars and thieves and down right sleazy.

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

She’s no spring chicken herself. Even with their unlimited access to tax payer funded AF1, all that travel will wear a senior citizen down. Maybe we should keep an eye on her health, too…

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Why? Who cares about Dr. Jill, after what she is allowing to happen to her husband and our country?

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I was thinking maybe they’d use her health as a reason Bdn🇨🇳 has to “retire early” in an attempt to cover for his Parkinson’s and dementia. And treason.

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Dream on.....But you just never know with psychos.....

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No need for that. Doctor Jill, heal thyself!

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I'm sure you jest.. I believe you know she is a PHD not a physician

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Ed. D., not PhD. Vastly different. and people who have read her dissertation say it is cringeworthy.

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I took a look at it. There are grammatical errors on page one. But she got the degree anyway. It has about as much prestige and worth as a Nobel Peace Prize or a Pullitzer.

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It's like a poorly written junior high essay.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

On par with the dissertation of the former president of Harvard . . . .what's her name again?

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Barri?

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Every guy in America knows what ED is.

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Of course I know, and it's in "Education". I read her dissertation, or I should say I tried. For even in a Graduate School of Education (which is nothing but one more gimmick by the so-called Educators to raise their pay for hardly any effort), it would be hard to find anything more useless, stupid, uninformed, illiterate and innumerate -- than Dr. Jill's waste of paper.

Actually I take that back. It could have come in handy, over there in Normandy.

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He’s referring to Whoopi’s Goldberg’s ignorant statement that Dr. Jill should be Surgeon General because she’s “one hell of doctor”.

And Jill is not a PhD. She’s an EdD.

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And not an MD.

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Piled High and Deep

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Just the way Whoopi likes it!

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but but - what about all those carbon emissions they're so concerned about? Really, fly to Delaware for a day then back to France for a special dinner then fly back to the US the next day! Hey, it's really easy to spend "other people's money"!

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They learned it from the 0bama’s. Michelle used to take separate flights to their vacations in Hawaii and on fundraising trips to California. IIRC, they also had a separate plane for the dog. You know how Muslims feel about dogs.

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American taxpayers will be on the hook.

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And nobody care about the American taxpayers because like FJB says; "They have the money, anyway."

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

Biden shitting his pants on the world stage is entirely appropriate as a metaphor for what he and his commie administration have been doing to the country and the entire world since he stole the presidency.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

"Continence" is becoming the new act of international diplomacy.

Two brands, Depends and Charmin, are missing their opportunity here.

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So, your’e saying that FJB is having a problem with continence, while visiting one of the other continents.

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Did he not bless the Pope when in Italy last year?

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Yes, he did indeed poop his pants with the Pope.

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Haha. Yes he did Marlan. If I’m not mistaken, punks & incense sticks were made out of cow dung or that’s what I was told. So Biden made his own for Bergolio the ex bouncer.

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Well, come to think of it, his public incontinence has always happened when he is in Europe. The time difference must be conflicting with his regularity schedule. It is a six hour time difference between DC and France. I'll let someone else figure out his poop schedule.

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lol. Brilliant BP7.

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We need to start paying attention to this provocation he's encouraging with Putin - he's putting us all in some deep doo doo!

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Yes, we do but how? Shall we write our trusted Republican members of Congress? You know, the ones who have betrayed us for as long as I can remember. The ones who raised their right hands and swore to uphold the Constitution. Never, ever...(you know the rest)

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

I just received this a few minutes ago. Even in London, Trump is a phenomenon. I don't think it is overstating the case to say that with Alleged President Joe Stolen and the War Mongers (That would be a good name for a band, wouldn't it?) continuously poking the nuclear-armed Russian Bear, the fate of the world hangs in the balance this November. Everybody knows it. Listen to the speaker's last words in the video:

https://youtu.be/f-gvO54DKr0?si=oPlAPGCRjtVTEXlj

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WOWZA!! That is truly phenomenal!!

The scary part is now they’re really gonna want to kill him.

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Yes. I have nightmares about it. I just hope America has the intestinal fortitude to do what it takes if they do.

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THAT “unknown” is probably the one thing, perhaps only thing, preventing them from executing such a plan. They know we all are on “high alert” for Trump’s continued well-being, shall we say.

Because no one can know what such an act would trigger here.

Unless they’ve factored that into their plan.

Can’t even believe we’ve come to such a place, although there is precedence. God have Mercy on us all, particularly DJT!

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I have never seen a man like him. He is the kind that inspires others to greatness. I hope I am up to the task.

There is a worldwide revolution taking place. People are tired, fed-up, and angry with the abuse at the hands of the commies, Islamists, globalists, and other totalitarians. The Lamestream Press is suppressing stories of European farmer revolts that are shutting down cities. We are late to the party, but I can smell a sense of revulsion and disgust here, too. This is full-on war; let's pray it does not turn violent, but if it does, the spring is wound tight.

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There was a story that some Dems are looking to flee the country if Trump wins-- and I think they mean flee to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S.

I would hope that instead of trying to cause World War III or harm Trump, that the Democrats decide to save their own butt and escape to some Communist country that will harbor them. The People's Paradise of North Korea, anyone?

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Like this one?

https://imgflip.com/i/14cyuk

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Yes, this is happening all over world in western liberal democracies.

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CIA is good at what it does. See JFK.

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If the gub'ment decides that he has to go, it will happen, and they are in full panic mode; nothing is off the table, no matter the consequences. The only thing that could stop them is the fear of what will happen if they do.

I had hoped to work like hell, save my money, spend my old age reading and learning, and die in my bed. Now I fear that won't happen, but Tom Paine said it best: If there must be trouble, let it happen in my day, so that my child may live in peace.

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A lot of us are with you on this. The real "insurrection" will be us old guys - yes, Baby Boomers - taking our country back for our children and grandchildren. We've had enough of this sh!t - and I don't mean the brown stuff in Biden's diaper!

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I am a WWII fanatic, and I am reminded of the GI in the landing craft on D-Day: I am scared like hell, but I just pray to God I ain't yellow and can do my duty.

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I don’t discount use of a small nuclear device. They couldn’t care less how many other people would die. It’s all or nothing now. Be prepared

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On second thought, killing Trump would assure a landslide and complete control of DC by the right. That would/should lead to Nuremberg-like trials and punishments. So. . .

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A few weeks ago commenter Tanto said he had had a bucket list for his retirement, but didn't realize he was going to have to add "Save America From Communism".

The blessing is, those "golden years" may therefore end up being your very best and most purposeful-- when you are at the peak of wisdom and have the opportunity to affect history.

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How true TPG !

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This needs to be a campaign ad for Trump! We've seen enough of his clips from his rallies. They're great, but THIS is a show-stopper for a presidential candidate.

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Fantastic video from London! Trump is the man "who will save the West"-- and they are right!!!!

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We are in a civilizational battle. It's God vs Satan.

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LOVE IT! Thanks for posting

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Sorry Don I couldn't disagree more. There are still people supporting this incompetent puppet, and the only way to end this string of communist toads is to defeat him in such a way at the polls in November and send the message that the people have had enough. The choice could not be clearer now. If we rid ourselves of Biden then there will be a less obnoxious choice and Biden becomes the martyr. The supporters will rally and may even convince some fence sitters.

I know we are playing a dangerous game with Putin, but he is no dummy and will pace himself before he really opens fire on us. As for the Chinese I think long term we will find that they like the Soviet Union before them are showing us a Potemkin village and may not be quite as powerful as we have been led to believe. Their high rises are empty and there is no real middle class to give foundation to their power. The leaders are afraid of their own masses and their masses are legion.

So hold your fire and let's get Trump into office and then start the really tough job of rebuilding a nation torn apart but not defeated. Our people will stand together in the end as long as we have faith in God and the Freedom he has given us. There is no Utopia but there can be a better world.

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I agree with you, but…we ignore China at our own peril. There is a lot we haven’t been told.

https://fredoneverything.org/on-poking-dragons/

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The problem is this article deals with things you can see only from a distance. Where is the Chinese middle class? It should be huge by now. The Chinese have stolen much of what you are pointing to as great achievements. The problem with communism is it does not encourage thinking outside the box. It is a system that is centrally controlled and that never produces great leaps of faith, that takes guts and freedom and living without a fear of a boss who will turn you in for producing something that may fail. Bureaucrats do not invent, they merely repeat. Sooner or later there will be a war but it might be within China herself before we are the target. I don't see people fleeing to Russia or China. Freedom is always the real draw and it produces the best stuff which the communists are always out to steal.

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It’s a nice thought. Reality of history is there is usually a great bloody revolt before things can change.

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You are right about that. The question is where will that revolt happen. I tend to think that things are cooking under the surface of China that we don't have a clue about. I hope and pray the next revolution is the one within China that will unleash a new era of freedom. Now there is a dream that is worth dreaming about.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

The dems are off the hook now for the alleged June 25th Biden/Trump debate which would have to be held in a men's room so Biden can shit his pants at will. I suggest they restock the Oval Office with the best they've got...Dan Golden, easily the dumbest dolt in the Democrat party. Kamala (HeeHaw) Harris has bombed as vice president, so she cannot ascend to the throne. Strap her into an F-16 and send her on a recon mission to Iran to bomb air strips.

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Just have DJT ask "what's that smell?"

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“Ooh, that smell

Can't you smell that smell?

Ooh, that smell

The smell of poop surrounds you.”

-With apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd-

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Nice bubble Bubble.

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That meme is coming, I'm sure. If you get it online first, telephoneman, you'll go viral!

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😂😂😂

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7

I believe one of the Dem requirements for the debate is for the participants to be seated. We can safely assume Biden’s seat will be a toilet, probably with a bidet. Reaching down there to wipe just isn't becoming of a presidential candidate.

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First reaction was to reply, “no shit,” but how silly of me.

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With all due respect to everyone who has expressed an opinion regarding the merits of Biden versus Harris, I submit that it makes not one iota, not a single scintilla, not a jot or tittle nor the smallest microscopic bit which of these two imbeciles may be (s)elected president in 2024. They are merely the fronts for those who exert actual control, viz., the cabal of anti-America, socialist, globalist inhabitants of Obamaworld who have never relinquished control. Kamala is the stupider of the two, or more properly, was, since Joe's brainrot has advanced to the point that he is making Al Capone in the late stages of syphilitic dementia look like Albert Einstein. And what can one say about the ignoramuses who still intend to vote for him? As for me, I no longer consider such people as my fellow Americans. Rather, I look at them as one of those "enemies, foreign or domestic" that the Congressional Oath of Office requires Senators and Representatives to oppose.

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Amen. Everything we see is distraction to what is really going on.

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I know you really don't feel that way, but thanks for being polite. Then again, are there words capable of describing their level of evil? I'm at a loss.

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The evil being perpetrated is off the charts.

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Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

And the cabal that has foisted this incompetent, demented, and venal miscreant on this once great nation will never be punished!

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Joe Biden is the poster child for why we need term limits. With term limits, he might now be failing at running a car wash in Wilmington as opposed to ruining America.

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

"All of Washington knew this — and supported him. That tells you all you need to know about that cesspool of graft and anti-Americanism."

That is your government above the ground level. Well... Even at the ground level in certain situations.

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A cesspool is perfect for the poop-n-ator president

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Jun 7·edited Jun 7Liked by Don Surber

Worst case of Elder abuse in history. Another reason the entire family and political operatives should be jailed for life.

I’d like to see him stay so the election is easier and it’s easier to hate DC. But I guess that happens regardless of which asshats are in the White House.

I have no doubt we’ll be at war before election. Is their only option now. Use the War Powers Act and suspend democracy.

I wonder if Washington DC can fight 5 simultaneous wars? Russia/Ukraine, Gaza//Iran, Korean Peninsula, Taiwan, and the American Second Civil War or Revolution.

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we may end up as 5-6 countries instead of 50 states

God forbid

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But the largest will be all the interior states. Most of the rural counties all over would want to be with the others. All the blue urban areas will need to be cleaned some how. The Republic of Texas, Coastal CA, OR, WA. And New England Coastal.

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As long as we control the Mississippi River basin…we’re good. Don’t need any other land, east or west.

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