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It really is good to see highlights again. If you could even just make it a regular Saturday morning thing, that would great. It would be like when we were kids anxious to watch those Saturday morning cartoons.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Yay! Highlights of the News!

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Made my day!!!

Many of these make my blood boil, but 13 takes the cake. NYC paying off the protesters is outrageous.

30 - Pro tip - before losing your gun in a tragic boating accident, pay cash when acquiring it.

31 - Congress is amazing. If they pass a law to prevent train derailments, they will no longer occur. Wow. What amazing powers.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Highlights of the Week is a great idea and a nice way to end the week. If a highlights package on Saturday is your plan along with your columns from Monday to Friday, it's a super solution and much appreciated.

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I see Michael Hugo, head of the liberal democratic party in the most corrupt state possibly in the world--Massachusetts--said this:

"People should abort any child who has a birth defect or is learning disabled so as to save school districts money that would be wasted in trying to teach them."

Really? I believe Mr. Hugo must be a reincarnated Nazi. It was official Nazi party policy to murder what government agents deemed the 'useless' of society and this is what all liberals want to do and stand for. It's only a matter of time before the liberal democrats go after the poor and the homeless. And to think some Bernie Sanders supporters in 2020 wanted to either re-educate or slaughter all conservatives.

The END is closer than you think.

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That was fun to read and I caught a couple things I hadn't seen anywhere else! I can see why people requested it. Add my name to the list of people wanting this to be a regular feature.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#29 -- re: Fox set to possibly axe Sean Hannity, Maria Bartiromo, and Jeanine Pirro. Maria will be the big loss if that's true. Fox is just CNN-lite now. The only ones worth watching are Tucker (for news) and Gutfeld for comedy.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Bravo! Too many bon mots to even count. I'd have to retype the whole column. I love highlights/lowlifes of the news. Thanks.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Yup. Once a week would be good. Your work is appreciated.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Thank you for bringing this back! Have really missed it. Love your zinger comments!

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Thank you for the Saturday news..Brilliant!

Biggest news this week: Feds behind Oklahoma City bombing.....and reported by ......CNN

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Thanks for bringing back the Highlights of the News!!!

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

“He was always there for the children.”

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Thank you so much for making my day again

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

You know that saying "How can I miss you if you never go away?". Well Highlights left and I missed it - very much.

Subscribed.

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Mar 4, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Love Highlights but your daily articles are great too. Best site on the internet (without naked women)

Some great zingers on here too. When's your next stand up routine?

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