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"Adam Schiff, D-FBI"

Had to clean my screen of coffee! "D-FBI" Still chuckling.

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For me it was #9. Hummingbirds

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I spewed coffee on the second link of QUOTE OF THE WEEK.

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“ITEM 2: The House voted to censure Adam Schiff, D-FBI. This will go on his permanent record.”

DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!!

--- “You couldn’t cover up their [The Biden family extortion cartel’s] crimes with the Great Wall of China.” --- BRAVO!

--- “Edward Fredrick Wackerman (his actual name)…” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--- WHO WRITES THIS SH*T?!?!?!?

Boring Biden Articles are Joe’s Best Friend (or, why Biden is still in office, reason #50):

This passive-voice, warmed-over-death style of writing --- “will likely do little” --- sedates readers faster than cyanide:

“ the Washington Free Beacon reported this “will likely do little to quash accusations that [WaPo’s] owner… Bezos, influences editorial decisions.”

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" Bud Light of Cable News. " good one.

and thanks for pic of Kari Lake in a bikini. I think she is what the NON-LGBTQQIAAP2S+ think of as a "women". Am I right? Is my inner 16 year old alive and well? :-)

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My actual 67 year old self is still alive. Looks very comfortable and engaging.

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Boys do mature faster than girls. We just do a hard stop around the age of 12. I hope my death is years from now as I gasp air from an oxygen mask while laughing at the fart scene from Blazing Saddles. Laugh, inhale, laugh, inhale, death rattle/laugh and die with a smile on my face.

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You'd be surprised!

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Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item #4--Perhaps the emergence of the 400 year old church during a drought can be a metaphor for our spiritual lives. It’s only when, as Keith Green penned, “my eyes are dry, my faith is old, my heart is hard, my prayers are cold,” that, at the right time, God reveals himself so that we know he was there all along.

And that is a comforting thought.

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Love the reference to the late Keith Green!

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I knew someone here would have heard of KG and his songs. Poetic, prayerful lyrics accompanied by beautiful melodies.

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Ten minutes after the waters finally receded, someone stole the collection plate.

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Oops! Above comment pertains to Item #3.

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Sophie - Hit the three dots (…) to the right of reply. You can edit your post.

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I did that and all I saw were hide comment, delete comment, and one other I can’t recall. I accidentally hit the hide comment, so now I can’t try to edit. But thanks for trying to help.

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I get two options - “Edit” and “Delete”. Maybe we have different versions based on computer/operating system, etc.

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I have three. The third is (must they be so nasty?), "Shut up!"

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Jun 24, 2023·edited Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

As I chuckle through these stories it causes me to realize one scary point. That is, leftist values (oxymoron), democrat influence in our daily lives and institutions, and corruption in the highest places of our government are still overwhelmingly powerful and in control. How is that? I know in my heart that a clear majority of voting Americans oppose all of it. None of these crazy people got their positions legitimately if elections were truly above board. And the non-politician leftist influencers wouldn't have a stage (or free access to our kids) if elections were legitimate. The breadth and depth of their destruction is shocking when we see it gathered together like this.

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Thats why the man from Poca continues to grow my friend.

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Jun 24, 2023·edited Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

best comment today #11 You vote for one Democrat, you vote for them all.

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Unsaid is that if you don't vote, you vote for them all.

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If you vote, you might vote for them all too. Case in point all the people in CA who were told they voted already.

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Same holds true with some of the Rino's we have.

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Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 11. I’m sure the ATF will soon realize that most of these firearms in the United States were lost in boating misadventures.

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Yes. I Joe Biden's bath tub. All of his "ships" have been named for all the girls he's gotten "handsy" with, in additional to the flagship, the U.S.S. Fake Doctor Jill, (camouflaged with zig-zag Dollar General furniture upholstery patterns).

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I think SL's boat has sank 400 times. I know I was sad when I went on a trip with him.

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Yes TJ it is a common problem boating and shooting. The firearms so often fall overboard. SL needs gloves in the future to prevent disaster

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Thank you my friends. I am still in mourning. Unfortunately I have the very fashionable fingerless fishing gloves and they provide no grip.

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damn, there goes the dt mt dew.....

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Jun 24, 2023·edited Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

8 - Gaines is awesome. That exchange came during questioning by the great senator John Kennedy. Robinson was a doofus. She set the LGBTQQIAAP2S+ cause back even further. Remember when a group of high school boys beat the great US women’s national soccer team? What would a women’s golfer score starting from the men’s tees? The list goes on.

I should have waited just a bit before writing this. See item 15.

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Anika Sorenstam in her LPGA prime, and many say steroided up, played in a men's event. Missed the cut.

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They just did it again recently too I think.

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Jun 24, 2023·edited Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

There were way too many points to successfully make a comment, but here are my thoughts on a couple of them:

A) May this be the final Pride Month in the USA. As has happened a few times, may it rain. It is downright a horror story seeing these animals with all their makeup running down their faces and clothes

.B) No TV !? Getting rid of my TV was the best thing I have ever done--both for my sanity and my weight.

C) Adam Shiff. Why is he still in congress? He is both a liar and a traitor which are excellent qualifications for being a liberal. That and competing with Jerry (Mr. shit in his pants) Nadler for who smells the most. Pooping in your pants and endless gas should be grounds for removal from congress.

D) We gave $100 billion to a drag queen. Like those who fancy reparations, it will never be enough.

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"He is both a liar and a traitor..."

That's why he's still in congress.

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Funny, but in the way that you wish it weren’t true.

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.” —Aesop

Not much has changed since Aesop’s time on earth some 500 years before the Birth of Christ.

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Why is Joe Biden President?

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86 million gravestones.

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Because he cheated. You should ask the whore Gretchen Whitmere, governor of Michigan, why it took over a month to "count" all the 'missing votes. Also, all the liberal governors knew a Biden presidency would mean massive amounts of money to find all the union jobs, whether they were necessary or not. The issue of people dying from Covid, whether they had it or not was being paid the rate of 42K per person. Guess what? 100 percent of all deaths in the first two years of the Biden regime were Covid related. Ya think there might have been a little fudging of the Numbers. I mentioned this once before and I NEVER thought some idiot like Biden could be the antichrist, but I concede I may have been wrong.

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Biden isn't the antichrist. The hand manipulating him may very well be though.

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Yes, Jeremy R!

I propose that the term "Biden Administration" be changed to "Biden Administrators."

Who are they?

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That does sound more scholarly than puppeteers.

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Then that would be George Soros.

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Or Klaus Schwab.

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I was not familiar with his name, so I am going to have to read up on this man. I already have a shitty opinion of this man based on what little I did see and read.

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The question was rhetorical.

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You should have asked that question 2.5 years ago. I like to answer questions so that people reading me will understand what they have missed in other readings.

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#12 Yes, autism is mostly genetic--the CDC says (years ago, before they got into their current problems) that it's 70-80% genetic. An Italian study came up at 95%. And it isn't one or two genes, there are a bunch involved. The "epidemic" is that 80 years after autism was first identified, they are finally getting better at finding us. Some families go along for generations, then suddenly they get a child who's autistic--they finally accumulated enough of the genes.

My own family is a different story. I have ten grandchildren; eight of them have an official diagnosis. The other two are on the spectrum, they just haven't been officially diagnosed yet. My daughter has been diagnosed, my two sons haven't. Why do we have so many? As near as we can figure out, we have been marrying others on the spectrum for at least 3 generations. It may go back farther, but we don't know enough about the people's behavior to be certain. I first found out about Asperger's Syndrome (now considered part of the autism spectrum) when I was 55; it was like the lights coming on for a lot of things in my life, both in my childhood and as an adult.

As for the numbers, nobody really knows how many of us there are. The CDC has estimated we're 2-3% of the population, about as many as there are Jews--except there's overlap there, you can be both Jewish and autistic. (Albert Einstein is now considered to have been autistic, based on his known behavior patterns.) The wild-and-woolly estimate is that we're 15% of the population.

As for the Amish, they are having some problems because they are so inbred. I have seen reports that they are trying to alleviate this by promoting matches between distant Amish groups, rather than keep marrying locally.

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The predisposition to autism is genetic, and probably 90-95% are on the spectrum. It's like cancer, my mother smoked for 75 years and had healthy lungs when she died. Others drop from the coughin' nails younger than 40.

Those genes didn't develop after 1950, they've always been in the gene pool.

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This civil war that just started up in Russia is a concern. As usual over there , hard to tell which bad guy is the worst. They have the most nukes of any country. Nobody saw this coming, apparently.

We would not want something like that to happen in the USA, where say the 101st Airborne Division, SEAL Team 6, some tank regiments and the entire border patrol threw Biden and his team of destructive ghouls out of office. We definitely would not want that. I said we definitely don’t want that .... in case any of you guys are listening. Don’t do that. (Clearing throat noises).

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Yes...by all means, let's not have that happen 😉

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Bingo compadre!!

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"What do the Amish not have that everyone else has?"

TV, yes, but they also live on fresh produce and meat, they have no electricity and electronics in their homes, and I'm not sure they vaccinate their children, or at least only with the bare minimum. They also don't have doctors to constantly diagnose children as having autism. There is that. I've never really bought the argument that vaccination causes autism, but . . . there's definitely something there. That's very interesting. Thank you, Mr. Surber.

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Item 24: “Democrat Donor Arrested for Starting Massive Fire Democrats Blamed on Climate Change.”

Which demonstrates that climate change actually makes Democrats become unhinged. Well, more unhinged than they usually are.

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I am a happily married man... Kari Lake makes my beard grow and the bikini is just the dressing.

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Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Another crappy week in a long line of crappy weeks. Thanks for the levity Don, and the pic of Kari !!!.

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK - 2 excellent videos. Made my morning. Especially the second one.

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Jun 24, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Quote of the week video #2. Two thumbs up!!

This whole submersible thing is quite curious to a former Navy Submarine guy. There is something they're not telling us. Surprising I know!

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