ITEM 1: They indicted President Trump after six years of trying. Today is Trans Vengeance Day. Thursday was Obama’s. How dare Trump say Obama was born in Kenya — which Obama claimed in publicizing his first book.
To be honest, my dad took a 4x4 and whittled the end of it so that it looked like a bat handle. He did it as a shop teacher as a joke. Amazingly enough, he had the best behaved classes for the next next year.
Teacher says every time a newspaper fails, a devil loses its mouth.
I say:
Truer words were never spoken.
As far as appointing homosexuals to lead the military, I would think it is Herr Biden's way of insuring that the military would NOT bring about a Coup to arrest and destroy THE most corrupt president in United States history. Only the military can do this.
They not cannot fight their way out of a paper bag. The unfortunate part is that means we will be speaking Chinese before long. 'They' also cant figure out why no one wants to join the military.
I remember way back in the 60's how common it was to hear we would be soon outnumbered by the millions of Chinese and they would overrun us by their shear masses
plus even with the video being available, she plead not guilty........ wanna bet that it gets swept under the rug because the hitter was 13% and the hittee was not? I truly hate being so cynical.
Yup. A few more 2x4s and a few more fathers lovingly disciplining their children, and we wouldn't have half the insanity that's going on in our country today.
Well, at least, it's not that white-supremacist racist math that helped us accomplish tasks like building America, split the atom and harness its energy, land a man on the moon, build the space station, or innovate all of the computerized electronic devices all of us use, now.
"'A train hauling ethanol derailed Thursday morning in Raymond, Minnesota...'"
Minnesota (my poor, terminal Liberalism-afflicted former home state) is a state that Wilhelm carried, and its guv is an unhinged leftist that makes Eric Honecker seem warm and human, in comparison, so Wilhelm's FEMA will waste no time getting the community of Raymond all the assistance desired.
"I guess it is only hate speech if it is aimed at lefties."
That's no guess - you KNOW it to be true!
"It lives to lie another day."
We'll see how fast it burns through that $300K.
TWO scientific surveys, today! Careful Don - you might spoil us!
Thanks, again, for an uplifting start to my weekend!
I read the round up slowly this morning, yeah, this isn't my country any longer. I guess I'll have to cry a little today, can't laugh anymore at whats going on???????????
What is truly sad is that these stories are all true and it is April Fools Day.
But are they true, or is the liberal media trying to paint them in a good way? Things are probably much worse.
Truth is stranger than fiction, especially these days.
“Some people need Mr. 2X4 to knock sense into them.”
I think it might take a 4x4. And even then, I’m not so sure they are capable of ever having any sense.
To be honest, my dad took a 4x4 and whittled the end of it so that it looked like a bat handle. He did it as a shop teacher as a joke. Amazingly enough, he had the best behaved classes for the next next year.
LOL!
Why not a 2X6?
hard to get your hands around a 2x6. 2x4 much easier to wield.
LOL!
I thought 4X4 was a 4 wheel drive vehicle, which was funny.
Good idea - drive over a liberal. Then back up.
Oh wait, that's what they do to us - and usually get away with it.
64 - the Madonna story really pisses me off!!
As a side note, I read this last week - ten years ago, who would have bet that in 2023, Roseanne Barr is better looking than Madonna?
Mad Donna has aged like cheap bread.
That's because Rosanne isn't evil.
Item 4077, the Army has its first Rear Admiral.
You owe me computer wipes.... You and SL both this morning.
1492 - disgraced professor Ward Churchill will research her background and prove she’s a real Indian, like himself.
The wahknobbian indian tribe is real!
That producer is a member of the Hekawi tribe (from that comedy series of the '60's, "F Troop").
The article said:
Teacher says every time a newspaper fails, a devil loses its mouth.
I say:
Truer words were never spoken.
As far as appointing homosexuals to lead the military, I would think it is Herr Biden's way of insuring that the military would NOT bring about a Coup to arrest and destroy THE most corrupt president in United States history. Only the military can do this.
They not cannot fight their way out of a paper bag. The unfortunate part is that means we will be speaking Chinese before long. 'They' also cant figure out why no one wants to join the military.
I remember way back in the 60's how common it was to hear we would be soon outnumbered by the millions of Chinese and they would overrun us by their shear masses
Lately, every day is April Fools Day in this mad, mad world.
“Chuckles the Crown”! That is Gold!!
“Never drink your own moonshine” ~ sage advice!
#21- the states fighting the social credit system, ESG, are doing the right thing, blocking the door to a nationwide financial takeover.
#64- the Left (Madonna) now making a mass murderer of innocents a hero. They keep creating lower “lows” they descend into.
#2+2=4 - the linked article on Sachsen Littlefeather called her a “Pretendian” -
that’s a keeper!
At first I thought your numbering system today had to do with trying to keep up the “crazy” going on around us.
~ Happy (?) #17,634,230,859 April Fools Day…so far.
#64. They hit rock bottom and continued to dig.
5-2-10) rising crimes rates in DC is awesome; no group of people deserve to live under the conditions they create than Democrats
I love today’s numbering system.
My first thought was, "I want some of what Don's smokin' " before I realized that today is April 1.
Laughed all the way through. Best numbering ever!
Confused the heck out of me. No wonder it's April fools day.
13 - of course the mayor first blamed the guns. Than the lax laws. The Memphis rap scene has had multiple murders lately. Coincidence? I think not.
Don't forget the woman basketball player who punched a member of the team that beat them, in the face.
If it isn't homicide, it's first-degree assault.
plus even with the video being available, she plead not guilty........ wanna bet that it gets swept under the rug because the hitter was 13% and the hittee was not? I truly hate being so cynical.
I will not take that bet!
The world is a crazy, crazy place. Love the round up. It's become my little Saturday morning treat.
"Some people need Mr. 2X4 to knock sense into them." Worth the price of admission alone.
Yup. A few more 2x4s and a few more fathers lovingly disciplining their children, and we wouldn't have half the insanity that's going on in our country today.
More fathers = less criminals.
Yep. Race isn't the problem in our inner cities; 75% Illigitimacy rate is!
I know it’s April Fool’s Day, but I like the ring of “Surber Math.” It sounds like curriculum I’d like to use in my homeschool.
God bless you, Don!
Well, at least, it's not that white-supremacist racist math that helped us accomplish tasks like building America, split the atom and harness its energy, land a man on the moon, build the space station, or innovate all of the computerized electronic devices all of us use, now.
"'A train hauling ethanol derailed Thursday morning in Raymond, Minnesota...'"
Minnesota (my poor, terminal Liberalism-afflicted former home state) is a state that Wilhelm carried, and its guv is an unhinged leftist that makes Eric Honecker seem warm and human, in comparison, so Wilhelm's FEMA will waste no time getting the community of Raymond all the assistance desired.
"I guess it is only hate speech if it is aimed at lefties."
That's no guess - you KNOW it to be true!
"It lives to lie another day."
We'll see how fast it burns through that $300K.
TWO scientific surveys, today! Careful Don - you might spoil us!
Thanks, again, for an uplifting start to my weekend!
1040 - the liberals are not even trying to hide their lawlessness and ruthlessness.
Dang there are so many great posts today by all yall. So here is a big LIKE for each of you. No fooling.
I read the round up slowly this morning, yeah, this isn't my country any longer. I guess I'll have to cry a little today, can't laugh anymore at whats going on???????????
I get that, but one MUST laugh at what is happening, for if one begins crying, one may never stop.
I would say get angry, but I can't walk around mad all the time like the leftards do.