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What is truly sad is that these stories are all true and it is April Fools Day.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

“Some people need Mr. 2X4 to knock sense into them.”

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64 - the Madonna story really pisses me off!!

As a side note, I read this last week - ten years ago, who would have bet that in 2023, Roseanne Barr is better looking than Madonna?

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 4077, the Army has its first Rear Admiral.

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1492 - disgraced professor Ward Churchill will research her background and prove she’s a real Indian, like himself.

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The article said:

Teacher says every time a newspaper fails, a devil loses its mouth.

I say:

Truer words were never spoken.

As far as appointing homosexuals to lead the military, I would think it is Herr Biden's way of insuring that the military would NOT bring about a Coup to arrest and destroy THE most corrupt president in United States history. Only the military can do this.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Lately, every day is April Fools Day in this mad, mad world.

“Chuckles the Crown”! That is Gold!!

“Never drink your own moonshine” ~ sage advice!

#21- the states fighting the social credit system, ESG, are doing the right thing, blocking the door to a nationwide financial takeover.

#64- the Left (Madonna) now making a mass murderer of innocents a hero. They keep creating lower “lows” they descend into.

#2+2=4 - the linked article on Sachsen Littlefeather called her a “Pretendian” -

that’s a keeper!

At first I thought your numbering system today had to do with trying to keep up the “crazy” going on around us.

~ Happy (?) #17,634,230,859 April Fools Day…so far.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

5-2-10) rising crimes rates in DC is awesome; no group of people deserve to live under the conditions they create than Democrats

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Apr 1, 2023·edited Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I love today’s numbering system.

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13 - of course the mayor first blamed the guns. Than the lax laws. The Memphis rap scene has had multiple murders lately. Coincidence? I think not.

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The world is a crazy, crazy place. Love the round up. It's become my little Saturday morning treat.

"Some people need Mr. 2X4 to knock sense into them." Worth the price of admission alone.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I know it’s April Fool’s Day, but I like the ring of “Surber Math.” It sounds like curriculum I’d like to use in my homeschool.

God bless you, Don!

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Apr 1, 2023·edited Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Well, at least, it's not that white-supremacist racist math that helped us accomplish tasks like building America, split the atom and harness its energy, land a man on the moon, build the space station, or innovate all of the computerized electronic devices all of us use, now.

"'A train hauling ethanol derailed Thursday morning in Raymond, Minnesota...'"

Minnesota (my poor, terminal Liberalism-afflicted former home state) is a state that Wilhelm carried, and its guv is an unhinged leftist that makes Eric Honecker seem warm and human, in comparison, so Wilhelm's FEMA will waste no time getting the community of Raymond all the assistance desired.

"I guess it is only hate speech if it is aimed at lefties."

That's no guess - you KNOW it to be true!

"It lives to lie another day."

We'll see how fast it burns through that $300K.

TWO scientific surveys, today! Careful Don - you might spoil us!

Thanks, again, for an uplifting start to my weekend!

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1040 - the liberals are not even trying to hide their lawlessness and ruthlessness.

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Dang there are so many great posts today by all yall. So here is a big LIKE for each of you. No fooling.

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Apr 1, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I read the round up slowly this morning, yeah, this isn't my country any longer. I guess I'll have to cry a little today, can't laugh anymore at whats going on???????????

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