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Nov 18, 2023·edited Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 34: I urge everyone to view the J6 footage. I watched a few hours and so far all I see are relaxed cops, fully armed and in riot gear watching as relaxed tourists stroll through the Capitol obeying police direction and in many cases thanking the police. In one I saw the police "evacuating" unconcerned Capitol workers past a couple of J6'ers cops had detained but obviously didn't consider a threat. In another the lower part of the frame showed emergency workers doing CPR - probably on Ashli Babbitt since I could see blood - while dozens of police at rest looked on.

In everything I've seen so far, the unconcerned police far outnumber the strolling tourists. No wonder the J6 committee didn't want these tapes released. Question is - why didn't the Republicans?

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Democrats lie and the RINOs swear to it . . . case closed . . . guilty. Off to solitary confinement as BLM, Palestinians, Transgenders tear up our cities and loot our stores.

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HTH can you compensate for political prosecutions and squalid conditions they experience?

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No moral person could. It is tyranny; a coup in progress.

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The primary video I want to see is Roseanne Boyland being beaten to death by the black Capitol policewoman. The J6 website says that 5% of the 44,000 hours of video will be withheld "due to their sensitive nature". You bet--sensitive. Seeing Roseanne Boyland beaten--and not just "hit", but very viciously beaten-- would totally blow up the whole J6 narrative. Plus publicizing the fact that the DC Medical Examiners Office cremated her body the very next day and said her death was due to a drug overdose. There is literally NO valid reason for withholding this video from the public.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Never forget ASHLI BABBIT, as she embodied the principles of our beloved nation up to the point of her murder by asshole, unprosecuted Michael Byrd. Never forget!

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I pray that the release of these tapes will result in an actual trial and conviction of that thug. He deserves to rot in the worst prison we have.

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Never Forget Susan Boyland either.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

The lie is easier to explain than the truth.

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"Question is - why didn't the Republicans?"

Because the Republicans were in on it; all the way baby!

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These are good and I thank Speaker Johnson, but am leery as we are not seeing what the guilty GOPe has known about, their friends who dressed as Trump supporters yet ripped those costumes off in favor of Antifa black to jumpstart the delaying of vote certification analysis from two states.

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Because there is no discernible difference between the two.

Off with ALL their heads.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 18: Nikki Haley: Just what America needs, a Karen-in-chief. She’s a shoo-in for president — of the Home Owners Association.

Sharp wit never fails.

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I totally disagree with Haley, even though I proudly use my legal name.

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Haha!

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Nice !!

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T&Abbott 2024!

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 20: You need not know anything about Hamas or the Palestinian people outside that report. The animals parade a womans body thru the streets and people spat on her. And yet, there is growing support for the animals and increasing hatred for Israel among this nations young mush heads. What happened? Who raised these kids? What kind of values were they taught? If they think the Palestinians are on the right side of this conflict, then send them all over there to see first hand how animals live. Americas dumbest generation. We cannot survive with ignorance like this from our youth. One thing this war has taught me is how much hatred there is in America for Jews and Israel. I have never seen so much overt hatred for a people from my own country. Something is very wrong with our parenting and value systems.

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Two generations of latchkey kids with cell phones, unfettered access to the internet and a public indoctrination system rather than education system. We had the three R’s, no TV on school nights and Mom at the kitchen table while we did our homework. Destroying the nuclear family and church has always been the top priority of communists. So, here we are.

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On target my friend.

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Spot on friend !!

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What those young skulls full of mush don’t understand is that there is no difference between “Palestinian citizens” and Hamas. The “citizens” may not be committing the violence (though lots of them did join in on 10/7) but they are aiding and abetting Hamas. There are no innocents in Gaza or the West Bank, except maybe very small children who have not been indoctrinated with Judeophobia yet.

Never forget that the “Palestinian citizens” are the ones who danced in the streets and handed out candy to children on September 11, 2001

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Your correct. One only needs to ask oneself this question; “if Israel was gone, how would that change their lives for the better”? Would they suddenly be at peace and start evolving and become a part of the evolving world? No, they would go after the rest of western civilization because their goal is Islamic dominance of all civilizations. They have shown no ability to compromise or coexist. If Israel doesn’t finish this we are going to be fighting them for decades.

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Ding ding ding. It goes beyond just the Palestinians. Islam, at the end of the day, is a death cult and every strict Muslim wants us either dead or subservient. That's all you need to know about what is happening in Gaza. The college students who support Hamas are merely useful idiots who have no concept of history.

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Amen Plays !!!

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Bravo! These spoiled useful idiots point to a generational crisis where children raise children and then they're sent to Randi Weingarten's highly paid and illiterate educators to fill em with carp. I believe Suzie (reader here) pointed out that since large numbers of women entering into the workforce the quality of the educators keeps plummeting. Not a nice picture Reddog!

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True. We are losing this war with liberal Marxists. Country suicide by ignorance.

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I have an Italian American customer who once told me in his heavy Italian accent "I send my daughter to college and she come back a liberal freak! $25,000 a year to turn her into a liberal freak! I can't talk to her, I can't even stand her anymore!" It's our education system, especially the universities. What a racket, you pay tens of thousands of dollars to have your kid turned into a mush-minded, brainwashed cult member who hates you.

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Well said. I guess we let this happen but we have no future if we cannot reform the system. It happened by design, not by accident. The mush heads have no idea how ignorant they are.

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I got lucky, I went to college for a bit. Ran out of money, joined the Navy. Finally finished my degree (25 yr plan) but I had way to much real world experience for them to indoctrinate me. I would at one time recommended everyone do a 2 / 4 yr stint in the service or peace corps before going to college. Now that the libs have destroyed those institutions as well. Nope.

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Public schools also are complicit in the moral destruction of our children.

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Terrible! Maybe sit in church once in a while? Heaven forbid!

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 24: Don please do not compare Barney Fife to the Canadians. Barney knew his limits, kept his one revolver bullet in his front pocket and was able to score with Thelma Lou. The Canadians never had one ounce of his common sense or abilities.

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In defense of many Canadian brothers and sisters, much of the misery Canadians are experiencing are a result of Karl Schwab's WEF monastery where you're trained to be a ruthless Globalist. PM Trudeau and his finance minister Freeland are his often-lauded disciples. God save Canada!

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

16: " just like he did when he raised hundreds of dollars for Maui fire victims." Owie

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Interesting timing that President Xi visits, United States, and meets with his puppets Joe Biden at all while the red guard (“ Palestinian protesters, antifa, and BLM”) are marching through college campuses, private offices and government agencies in the cultural revolution of 2023. The timing is right before the US election. Did he give the puppets the marching orders for next year? Did he give Joe Biden a offer he could not refuse? Time will tell, however, when Americans are languishing in the DC Gulag, and once again, these animals are free on the streets, ordinary Americans have to ask these difficult questions.

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Xi Jinping already has the Biden administration highly compromised. Xi's main effort, my opinion. was to woo the applauding crowd of billionaire investors to secure more investment for the CCP. China's "reported" investments and exports have fallen dramatically under Xi's ever tightening grip on it's entire economy and people. These billionaires love that slave-labor. Haven't you noted the increasing relentless attack on middle income Americans. Hell. these mega investors love low wage jobs. Why'd you think nothing is said of the INVASION of our nation! And I might add FJB and Barry Soetoro

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That's why Biden and the Democrats call him Chairman cha-ching!

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 24: Who will reimburse the pizzeria owner for his legal expenses over those 3 years?

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What! reimburse a decent common working stiff? LOL

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"He just made the case for Greg Abbott’s vice presidential nomination."

Ah, Surber humor. The best!

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Geees! there sure are a whole lot of these worthless political hacks.

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I quietly chuckle because my mouth is full while I'm snacking on pork rinds. Good one, Tmitsss.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item #8: At the March for Israel in DC last Tuesday “… the only Biden administration official to address the largest political gathering of Jews in American history was Deborah Lipdstadt, the State Department’s anti-Semitism envoy, a career academic far below the senior decision-making echelon of the Biden White House and someone whose portfolio doesn’t really involve Israel or American domestic affairs. “This government stands shoulder-to-shoulder against Jew hatred,” Lipstadt announced. Alas, in contrast, “There are countries fostering hatred of Jews,” she said later in the speech. “No doubt about it!” She was careful not to name any countries in particular.

ON THE EXACT DAY OF THE RALLY, the Biden administration renewed a sanctions waiver that had the effect of releasing $10 billion held in escrow in Iraq to the Iranian regime.”

https://thedailyscroll.substack.com/p/what-happened-today-597

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I saw that too. Apparently the Jewish lobby can’t come up with the amount of graft that Xi can. But they will still have a majority voting “D” in 2024. Further proof that persecution to them is preferable to good governance.

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Graft? They work hard and produce lots of jobs.

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Read Suzies comment snd you will understand my comment I think.

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Nov 18, 2023·edited Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 6, regarding photographers accompanying Hamas on Oct 7, is of interest to me. The IDF has vowed to kill every Hamas terrorist who was part of the attack. Looks like these four "freelance" photographers are being added to the list. I am sure CNN, NYT, Reuters, etc. will squeal like pigs when these four are sent to Allah to claim their 72 raisins. Too bad.

Item 21, regarding Derek Chauvin is good news for him and the three other cops who were convicted by the Minnesota kangaroo court. I have maintained, since it happened, given that the toxicology report indicated lethal levels of fentanyl in Floyd's blood, that nothing Chauvin did at the scene contributed to Floyd's death and given the recent revelation that the medical examiner found no trauma on Floyd's neck, it should be a slam dunk for a new trial and an acquittal. I doubt if the powers that be in Minnesota have the courage to give Chauvin a new trial at venue well outside Minneapolis, but hope springs eternal. The ripple effect of that disaster is still being felt today.

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The powers that be in Minnesota are liberal Democrats. They won’t do a thing. Hopefully, an appeals court will do their job.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

re: Derek Chauvin and George Floyd. Unless I missed that day in medical school, the windpipe is on the front of the neck, not the side, and if you can say, "I can't breathe," you can breathe, as documented at his autopsy. However, as fentanyl takes hold, you can't.

re: "ceasefire." I prefer the Roosevelt (Teddy, not Franklin) method. When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Clean 'em out, IDF.

re: Streisand leaving. Anyone remember the picture of Rosie O'Donnell migrating to Canada when The Orange Man took the reins the last time? Thar She Blows!

https://twitter.com/NimbleNavgater/status/771420095990169600/photo/1

Streisand could do that with her nose.

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Cher said she was moving to Canada- how did that work out? She ended up traveling to NYC to drag her drug-addled son out of some building. She’s a terrific parent 🤪

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Just one small quibble: Cher's child is a woman. A woman with a surgically-created pseudo-tallywhacker. A strapon would seem less trouble.

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Nov 18, 2023·edited Nov 18, 2023

Yes, that’s Chaz - but she also has Elijah from her relationship with Allman…that’s the one she has to do an intervention with - never take advice from Cher - she was a lousy parent

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I think Sonny was the normal one in that duo.

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probably, given how nutso Cher is ....

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Right.... forgot about that. Man, how would you like to do genealogy nowadays? Up Coal River way, the old people used to call them "woods colts." And they were rare, but not now!

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Cher and Allman are rumored to have lived off the golf course I belong to in Sarasota. Sara Bay hole #12

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Elijah Blue to be exact. Wonder if he ever used the full name. There is a YouTube of Sonny holding Chaz (birth name Chastity) at the close of one of their TV programs.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

14: Hill will be confirmed by the Senate with all Dems and the usual RINOs and Squishes voting Aye. In America today DEI status is more important than actual competency.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Thanks for the comic relief, Don. My Saturday morning coffee tastes better while laughing.

Everything is performative now.

Nikki Haley and the rest of the world’s tallest midget candidates are going nowhere on a bobsled. Yet the MSM treats them as serious people to stir the anti-Trump pot. Interestingly a lot of these people say the quiet part out loud. DeSantis says he can only win if Trump is prevented by one or more of the Commie Kabuki lawfare persecutions from being the nominee. Chris Crisco tells the Republican voters at one of the “debates” that they are despicable. Nikki Haley starts calling Vivek names because he is more Indian than she is and outed her as a stooge for the military industrial complex. None of these clowns are doing anything but collecting money and auditioning for every job but President. If the Republicans actually wanted to win in 2024, they’d cut bait and put 110% into Trump and beating the Democrats. But of course there is none of that because they don’t want a Trump win. 🤷🏼

Biden pretends to support Israel while giving billions to the leading state sponsor of terrorism, Iran. Did Winston Churchill give Hitler money during WWIl? Biden says his economy is going great while middle class people struggle to make ends meet. San Fran won’t clean up its streets for its citizens but will for the CCP. Sanctuary cities revolt when actual illegal migrants show up. Media outlets pretend to report the news, but are actually activists and terrorists shaping the news. Paid Commies agitators destroy cities and block traffic in the name of “peace”.

Meanwhile back at the Shemale Ranch, Lone Rangerette and Silver, who now identifies as a cocker spaniel, are redecorating the barn, rather than stopping bad guys. Tonto is off the reservation doing a drag show under the name Swishing Bull.

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Swishing Bull.... man oh man, am I glad I had finished my coffee.

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Dang Tanto are you trying to make me spit coffee ???

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I prefer out the nose actually.

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ok just dont do that to someone who is taking pills with Dt Mt Dew. Trust me it sucks and my hubby was in the dog house for weeks.

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This is a highly specific scenario. Only with the diet version? Ok, noted.

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lolololol

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Laughing loudly and long. Good thing I was finished with the pork rinds.

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Brilliant post, Tanto

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Nov 18, 2023·edited Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item #7.......Ah yes, a ceasefire. I wonder if that would be similar to the ceasefire that had already been in effect on Oct. 7?

Yeah, don't hear about that much, eh? Yep, a ceasefire two weeks before was agreed upon, with Israel allowing an extra 10,000 Gazans into Israel on work permits, and agreed to the expansion of their offshore fishing rights. You know, cuz we (well, the government) stupidly and naively believed Hamas wanted to improve the lives of ordinary citizens. Turns out that many of those that entered Israel to work were in reality a recon force, mapping out settlements and towns.

Latest polling shows 75-80% of Arabs both in Gaza AND Judea and Samaria (WB) support the sick and twisted actions of Hamas on Oct. 7.

Two State solution? Hell yeah.....but let's be real and call that idea what it would mean in the minds of the "Palestinians", using the term from the not-so distant past....the final solution.

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Two state solution /Israel rise=Hamas demise works for me.

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Next survey will show 100% approve, as those who didn’t on the first poll will be dead from Human Sheilditis or just being killed for photo ops used to blame the Israelis.

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Nov 18, 2023Liked by Don Surber

So Rapaport dude is who and why should we care?

Item 35: Don, HR would like to talk with you.

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#1: Well, it's good to see that law enforcement in New York, at least, has its priorities straight.

After all, if the authenticity of luxury consumer goods cannot be secured, is life even worth living?

#2: Sadly and unfortunately, that could be a winning strategy for Wilhelm. It's not like Tik-Tok could refuse...nor would it.

#3: Not so fast.

Recall what happened to Parler before it bent the knee and capitulated to Google, Jeff Bezos Web Services, Microsoft, Akamai - it was denied access to the internet backbone - it was eventually allowed to exist, but who knows the terms of the deal made with Satan? Not only that, the damage had already been done - the internet backbone access providers had already allowed innumerable DoS attacks to occur, but then was denied entirely - for days - the delay was the victory.

The same fate likely awaits the dedicated website.

#4: They didn't miss - they never intended to shoot the individuals.

#5: 36% of nothing is nothing. *I* don't use Safari, and don't know of anyone else who does - if there is a less secure browser, I'm not aware of it.

#8: Yes. Maybe more.

#9: It was not - for most humans, anyway. Adherents of Islam aren't human though, so what's to be expected?

Stephen King.

#11 & #12: Sometimes it's tragic because it's true - these are two of those times.

#13: Of course, not.

#14: "Now, looky - Ah say - looky hee-ah...she's a nahss kid, she juss doan lissunn..."

#15: We need one hell of a lot more Dana Whites - let's hope he doesn't capitulate to the corporate woke mob.

#16: Is there a less worthwhile consumer of oxygen, time, and space? Dick(less) Durbin, or Dwayne Johnson - take your pick - or both?

#18: Nikki Haley - a more ethnic incarnation of the Daughter of the Prince of Darkness.

#20: No, let's not stop there - surely there are more than enough Lesbians - er, Lebanese (damn auto-correct), Iranians, Iraqis, and other Hamas terrorist supporters in those countries as well as on any campus of any given elite university in the US. I'm all for giving the Mossad unlimited access.

#21: "Those businesses need reparations."

Yes - to re-establish themselves anywhere but in Minnesota.

#22: "The top-rated Spanish speaking television network..." can pound sand - new management be damned. The propaganda apparatus and its members don't change. This is Lucy & Charlie Brown and the football, only Hispanic.

#25: SCOTUS is worthless.

#27: He's still nothing but a foul-mouthed New Yorker.

#31: Hagerty needs new marketing people - maybe that clueless chick who used to work for Bud Light...

#34: See #3, above.

#35: LOL!!

Thank you, Brother Don, for making it worthwhile to stay out on my back patio on this brisk mid-autumn morning in north Texas long after I've finished my coffee laced with Bailey's. The weekly sanity check has become ingrained into my Saturday morning routine.

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The phrase “ foul-mouthed New Yorker” is redundant.

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LOL!! So it is, indeed!

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