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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

In catching up with the Royal Gossip, Prince Harry will be attending the Coronation alone. How dare the King schedule it on Archie's birthday :P

We were right about Meagan Markle too. Another grifter suffering a narcissistic personality disorder suffered by many in the lame Democratic Party. Me, Me, Me ! Wants all the glitz without any of the work. Sounds like Michelle Obama to me.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I fear Californians moving to "Almost Heaven" is akin to locusts swarming to the next patch of green.

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Beatles Trivia: I thought #1 was "Love Me Do' and it was all down hill from there.

#1 Rahm Emmanuel said "never let a crisis go to waste". They'll use this leak to ramp up more heavy handed treatment of the citizenry.

#2 NPR takes its twitter ball and goes home. They really are an immature bunch there.

#3 I'm all for allowing California immigration to West Virginia. We need the population growth to get our Congress representation and electoral college votes we had. I would just require they pass a patriotism test in order to spend more than a week here.

#6 At least that paper reported the important part. Some outlets, like MSLSD would have left it out altogether.

#17 I'd say that student is fortunate to avoid attending an Ivy League school. He'd likely come out worse on the other end.

Highlights made for great Saturday morning entertainment.

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25 - I wonder how many of the 10,000 will have votes cast in their name in the 2024 election?

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8 - if only there was some data to give us a clue. And if that data was in a chart, that would be even better. Nah. It must be racism.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Love the Hank Johnson reference. He is a strong competitor for dumbest member of Congress. But he has stiff competition.

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3 - I pray for you, Don and all other Mountaineers that read this post.

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Apr 16, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#1 I'm not buying this story for a minute. That poor kid is the fall guy to distract the public from the real culprits.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

What’s next, a transsexual spokeshuman for Corn Nuts?

If you don’t want Californians moving to West Virginia, make “Deliverance” the official state movie ( Yes, I know it was mostly filmed in Georgia, but they won’t know that.), and make banjo lessons mandatory for all new residents.

Vis a vis the Beatles, if you play any Joe Biden speech backward after doing LSD , you can hear “ Cornpop was a bad dude. Hunter gave me the CCP money.”

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#8. I'm stumped, how can blacks be stupid when they get their homework done in 1/3 the time those oh-so-smart Asians take? Now we know why the he ivy league schools are shafting white and Asian students for Chicago's finest.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Sir: I can't post the turtle meme here (Turtle is disappointed in you) but those puns were awful. I'm day drinking now at 7 am to hope to forget.

Something in the way she moos? Really?

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10 - looks like they are Bashing King.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"Instead of expanding the Pentagon’s power to read my email, how about court-martialing the chain of command that failed to guard classified material?"

Anyone who believes a 21-year-old E3 Airman in the Massachusetts Air National Guard had any kind of access to Top Secret/Compartmentalized intelligence, please PM me. I have some very lucrative investments to offer you.

This is a psyop. We are being played.

Again.

My guess is that this is a key piece in Biden's exit strategy, though I don't know how that would work. And neither does Biden.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#16. All the Constitution requires is that punishment not be cruel and, repeat AND unusual. If every child rapist is fed feet first through a wood chipper, that satisfies the requirements.

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Trivia - I got number 1. Johnny Russell was from Mississippi and wrote/sung one of the greatest titles songs of all time - Red Necks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer. It is a very good song as well.

Trivia 2-4 - very punny!! Especially the cartoon for number 2.

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 8 I suggest that all non-asian students be required to identify as Asian and have plastic surgery on their eyes. That will bring the average down.

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