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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

Item 1: AOC proves once again Mark Twain’s brilliant quote: “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

Today’s poll is PERFECT! The correct answer is : YES!

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Item 26: Surbniak the Magnificent predicts future headlines:

You bought Carnac the Magnificent's turban?

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ITEM 20: Campus Reform reported, “Harvard University has closed one of its libraries on campus, citing financial issues.”

The library was closed when they found a dictionary that said "N is for nowledge."

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What's going on in South Africa was easy to predict -- I predicted it back in the 1980s. And of course I was vilified for it. But the standard process is this: the American Left screams about "democracy", everybody jumps, and Presto! We've got democracy! Except that the new crowd in charge only knows about living high on the hog, nothing about maintaining law & order and power plants and water systems and other amenities that keep a country livable and civilized. As Donald Trump might say: "SAD!"

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#23 While DEI is destroying large companies like Boeing and longstanding institutions like Harvard, it has also infiltrated our armed forces at a time when our country is being invaded by military aged men. In our history we have never experienced anything like this.

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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

#17.....it's racist to not allow cash and for two reasons.

1....blacks won't be able to use the park because they can't get id's to vote and you need id to have a credit card.

2...fanny willis won't be able to enter. i guess that makes her a twofer.

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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

The Rona now with MSNBC. Folks ya just can't make this s--t up.

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ITEM 24: End Wokeness tweeted, “Kraft Sports lists qualifications needed to be hired as sports management associate. The top requirement? You can’t be white. A blatant violation of the Civil Rights Act.”

I heard it was because things at Kraft's team massage parlor were getting out of hand.

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Item 12: "Nikki should thank Epstein Island visitor Reid Hoffman for his support. Too bad her kids are too old for him to babysit."

Telll Nikki not to lick her fingers when she counts the money.

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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

Hilarious Don. One of your best poll questions of all time. I never laughed so hard at a) can’t count to 2 with her bra on & b) believes grape nuts is a type of VD. The other 3 were great & fit the dingbat AOC. Yet I have ex co-workers in the electrical trade who think she has a high IQ because she attended an Ivy League University. She was a DEI beneficiary before DEI was fabricated by the Marxists.

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Mar 23·edited Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

What is thirteen? AOC trying to order a Seven and Seven.

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I have an idea! Let's tell Hinckley that Alleged President Joe Stolen's been boinking Jodie Foster.

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#8 Canceling the Florida primary. The Left's play book does not have a chapter titled Consequences. #10. Bentley. Your dream lives on for another day, Don. CEO's galore are discovering an ancient business precept: when a product reaches the market saturation point, sales decline rapidly. Market saturation is why all fads die. EV's are a fad that benefited from life extending government policies to keep it afloat this long. The electric grid cannot sustain the existing EV's and that is before the impact of AI is felt. AI requires warehouses of energy gobbling computer systems. What then Biden? Oh I forgot. No chapter on Consequences. #14. I will say it out loud. Carville is not alone. The Left wants Trump dead. God help us if they get their wish. #21 State Farm vs. California. The state's largest insurer stopped writing new policies nine months ago. The 72,000 is the tip of the iceberg. Like thousands of other companies fleeing the state, the company is reacting to bad government policies. Inflation, the onerous California regulatory environment, upgrade and environmental requirements imposed on repairs, rampant crime, increased wildfire threats generated by awful water policies and failure of PG&E to maintain its vast electrical system in the Sierra's. (See the once lovely community of Paradise.) #22. Sadly, South Africa has been turned into a cesspool. What is left of most infrastructure systems no longer works. Police departments openly operate as criminal gangs. China has moved in to run the country's vast natural resource treasures. White citizens trying to flee have their assets confiscated. Current leaders openly call for the killing of white citizens. Attacks on white farmers have made farming the most dangerous occupation in the country. Even national icon Gary Player sold and fled his vast farm. Private security with armored cars and automatic weapons is a lucrative growth industry. #26 Romney-McDaniel hasn't sold out. Selling out implies she was once on our side. Like her father, she has always been an incompetent Republican by convenience.

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Cheese comes from milk. Milk comes from cows. Cows eat grass. Ergo cheese is vegan. Cows eat grass. Meat is dead cow. Ergo meat is vegan.

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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

Yes AOC is a birdbrain. But the GOP is the newspaper on the bottom of the bird cage.

Sorry, but this is one of those days where I fear the country is toast. The minibus (or whatever this latest monstrosity is called) budget shenanigans facilitated by the so-called Republicans in the House is just more proof ( like we need more…) that Washington is broken. The only people who want fix it are normal American taxpayers and citizens, branded by the Administrative State as dangerous insurrectionists and radicals. We are way past bankrupt and we are spending more money than ever. It’s f-g nuts.

Mike Johnson is as useful and probably as corrupt as Kevin McCarthy - he’s a bum. Everything is just empty posturing. On top of that RINOs are resigning from Congress to damage any chance the Republicans have of doing anything constructive. Not that there’s much chance of that. I mean seriously, have you ever seen multiple Congressmen resigning at the same time to effectively stymie whatever impulse remains in their own pathetic party to try and do anything right? They are allies of the Marxist Democrats, Uniparty weasels. These people are trash, bought and paid for. Ronna McDaniel - more predictable trash. I predicted she’d do this backstabbing media routine, and she did not surprise to the upside. Zero party loyalty for the party she ran into the ground. There is no Republican platform. Open borders are ok. Profligate spending is ok. Abortion is ok.

Supporting a dangerous, unwinnable, stupid war in the Ukraine that we engineered is ok.

Americans getting killed off by fentanyl is ok.

Not paying your debts is ok. DEI is ok. Lawlessness is ok. Stolen elections, political prosecutions, all great.Everything is ok with DC Republicans. The Democrat platform of chaos is the Republican platform. Everybody can rejoice. There’s no debate. The GOP is passed out on the ground, covered in its own precious bodily fluids, and seemingly happy about it.The Government is a monolithic insane asylum run by a cabal with a demented pedophile crime boss frontman who is a puppet of a Communist Muslim America hater. Well that’s not true. Obama does like our beachfront real estate quite a bit.

We the people are nothing more than cannon fodder and milk cows for the ruling class at this point. They are methodically dismantling the greatest country in history. I didn’t say a perfect country. I said the best country you could get run by flawed human beings. The Swamp will stop at nothing to keep power. They will rob you, prosecute you unjustly, take your life with engineered viruses and fake poison vaccines. And there will undoubtedly be more subterfuge and dirty tricks aplenty before the election.

If you’re not at least a little bit of a prepper at this point, you just might be an AOC brain.

Trump 2024

What else is there?

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Mar 23Liked by Don Surber

Re Poll: you didn't give the option "All of the above".....

so: All of the above.

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