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“Urinal cakes are cakes.”

This is both hilarious as well as contining a wealth of wisdom. Best thing I have come across for quite a while.

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Hah!

…And cow chips are chips!

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...and horse apples are apples!

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Stop it, you guys! Stop it!

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Always called them cow patties. Doesn’t change that y’all are a hoot today!

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My bil always said when the chips are down the buffalo is empty.

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Item 10

I don’t have a problem with lying to Congress.

Congress lies to us all the time.

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Lying to Congress is a crime. Doesn't the Constitution make it illegal for Congress to lie to us? If it isn't clearly articulated there, it must be made painfully clear through an amendment that such action will result in serious criminal prosecution.

And, not just Congress. All the NGOs that seem to operate without any oversight . . . like Anthony Fauci and his cabal of lying P.O.S. murderers.

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Easy to fix: Amendment 28: Congress shall make no law applying to The People that does not equally apply to Congress. Congress shall make now law applying to Congress that does not equally apply to The People.

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"Well, I don't know, congressman. Are you now, or have you ever, lied to the American public?" Crickets...

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 20: “Police are actively investigating after someone driving a red pickup truck was doing burnouts and left tire marks on pride mural . . ."

That guy left more rubber on the mural than was left on his rims. If anyone sees a Go-Fund-Me for this patriot to pay for new tires, let me know so I can contribute.

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

#20 - If the guy was smart, he stole the red truck from a liberal. Problem...do liberals drive trucks?

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Liberals only drive trucks if they need to move a bunch of tents and other equipment to a protest site on a college campus or BLM loot-fest, but I am sure their organization buys carbon offset credits for it. 🙃

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You forgot about the stacks of bricks that mysteriously appear right ahead of spontaneous disturbances.

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Plus the spontaneous forklift.

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Hope the guy has a GoFundMe page for his legal problems...he will become a millionaire overnight. I know I will help!

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Reminds me of my teen years when I plastered a "Ban Strip Mining" sticker onto the rear bumper of the local strip foreman's 4 X 4. Made him right popular with the boys, it did ....

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It was a Honda Ridgeline.

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The ugly things from Tesla.

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Only if they're electric

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No they just try to drive the rest of America crazy with their mud-slinging wheelies, screeching verbosity and mind numbing idiocy.

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Love your handle. I'll bet not one in twenty can finish the line .....

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TY Jim. Just you so far. :)

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How about this one from grade school? "What's your name?" "Santa Claus - ask me again, and ........."

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

Item 19: So, if Trans men are women, then they’ll be drafted too, right, only as women?

Just trying to keep up 🙄

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Item 29: Winsome Earle-Sears would indeed make a great Governor of Virginia. Youngkin, however, wouldn't be a good choice in the Trump administration. He would be a twin to Mike Pence, possibly worse.

Finally: I believe most of the people who hate Trump do so because they believe all the garbage coming from the media, academia, and culture in general. It's a constant bombardment of propaganda.

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President Trump has, in all likelihood, chose his VP a while ago and it's not Youngkin or any of the other names listed as "Top Contenders".

Winsome-Sears may one day be Virginia's Governor but Youngkin will not be Trump's VP.

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Trump is milking the media and they don't know it.

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How bout Winsome for VP

That would present quite the conundrum for the cry babies.

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Sadly she is not native born so not eligible to be POTUS and i do mean sadly.

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Oh yeah

That's right.

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Thanks for the Youngkin heads up.

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

Great recap per normal with some smirks and smiles to a perfection ending.J.K.R.was a darling to the left until refusing to play the trans game.Reminds me of PDJT well loved in NYC and sucked up to until announcing a run as a Republican. Poll has no bad options Have a happy pappy day and enjoy Mr. S.

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

"She can go back to teaching them their ABCDUIs."

Don, news, history and great, great humor, all in one place. The bargain of the century! Muchas gracias!

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In her defense…have you ever been confined with a bunch of 7-year olds, for any appreciable length of time?

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Unfortunately, school bus drivers don't have the same luxury. I just talked with one. He said you must have a cast iron nervous system to pull it off.

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

#12 "The Russian navy parked a fleet of ships off the Eastern Seaboard for as couple of nights."

Gee, could this be payback for surrounding Russia with NATO members and their accompanying missiles and then putting puppet Zelensky in power to start a war? Putin in a murdering prick but what do you call the warmongering thugs in our own neck of the woods? Trump could solve this in ten minutes and get Russia on our side again China. Putin would still be a murdering prick but he'd be our murdering prick.

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Slow down, mates. One of the Russian ships in the fleet is the “Nikolai Chiker” a deep-sea salvage tugboat. Why would the Russkies include a vessel that is capable of towing any of the other three to port? Pure speculation on my part, of course. Anyway, check out this link. The tugboat is a rust bucket, but check out the Detroit Iron!

https://assets2.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2024/06/12/62a837e6-f354-458b-9c9b-738608edbdf2/thumbnail/1240x778/e193a08a571b79baa11b8a409413a505/gettyimages-2156653414.jpg?v=5842509bb796a146f9b20d3e8b03dac6

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Chebbies forever?

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Jou know it, mang.

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

Re: Item 29 - Youngkin as VP

I am not all that familiar with Youngkin’s term as VA Gov, except that he has been a bulwark against much of the Left’s insanity. That’s great.

But when it comes to being Trump’s VP - whoever that may be - they absolutely, unequivocally, beyond the shadow of a doubt have to have these qualities BEFORE anything else - and I mean anything else:

1. Be thoroughly versed in the Constitution, having it memorized, jot and tittle, and seek to uphold it against ALL enemies, foreign AND especially domestic.

2. Be utterly impervious and invulnerable to withering, incessant, and constant barrages of hatred, bile, lies and assaults coming at you from all sides.

3. Be undaunted and focused like a laser on America First principles in all efforts, no matter who it offends, insults, or enrages.

I have yet to see someone out there, aside from Trump, who displays these characteristics, but for certain, without them no one will be able to carry the mantle in 2028-9.

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Agreed.

However, perhaps President Trump has a different plan in mind as it relates to MAGA 2028 and beyond.

There is a possibility (and knowing Trump being Trump it is probable), that President Trump has indeed chosen a MAGA VP to help set-up and establish the FOUNDATION for MAGA to grow and succeed for future generations.

Perhaps his VP pick will NOT be the 2028 pick, but will ensure that the evil globalist cabal will not want this VP as POTUS since it would be MORE disastrous to their end goal(s), i.e. Insurance Policy.

There is no doubt that President Trump (along with this VP choice) will indeed groom their MAGA 2028 presidential pick and it will take some back-breaking strategy to Win, Win, Win.

But that is what Trump is all about...Winning!

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I suggest that JD Vance fits your criteria.

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He is on my radar as well.

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I prefer dark horse Tulsi Gabbard.

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Ride her hard and put her up wet ?

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Dude, that is harsh! LOL

But…maybe.

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Vivek

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

Item 31:Must be odd for Bill that he is older than Jordan’s parents and grandparents. However I’m sure they have a lot in common.

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Well, yeah. He has grandchildren, and she has a grandfather.

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Just like the Supreme Court...pretzel logic.

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

#15 - Never, ever trust a Republican.

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What that billionaire guy who talked to Trump didn’t say is I’m voting for Trump.

Leftist idiotology dies hard.

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I think you’re right as rain.

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i wouldn't call biden at all.

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Oh, c;mon; how many people are going to know who Lurleen Wallace was???

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At least one. LOL

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Oh yes Lurleen. Love how Don can pull out a rabbit out of an old hat at will.

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I'm old enough to remember Lurleen

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I guessed she was George's wife ?

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Jun 15Liked by Don Surber

Poll alternative suggestion:

• The “Resident”

…..‘cuz that’s basically all he is.

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