Ah yes, The Case of the Blue Öyster Cult Song. I remember it well. Spoiler alert: Perry Mason won the case. ITEM 1: Tucker Carlson blew away the insurrection narrative by showing footage of the actual event. The Washington Post bleated, “Capitol Police chief blasts Tucker Carlson over ‘misleading’ Jan. 6 footage.”
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"Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews, a U.S. Marine Corps sniper, tells Congress that he was denied permission to shoot the suicide bomber in Afghanistan that killed 13 service members and over 170 civilians." Is literally anyone surprised?
"15 ballots to become speaker wiped the RINO right out of him." It wasn't the 15 ballots. It's the provision where anyone can call a vote to replace him. That's the big one.
"Florida TV Cuts Feed as Ron DeSantis Shows Explicit Content in School Books.” What was even funnier than that they cut the feed was their explanation for cutting the feed. They said they cut the feed because they had been warned about the content, not because the content was really objectionable. But when pressed, they admitted that they would have had to cut the feed anyway because the content was too raunchy.
"Jill Biden Abroad averaged a dismal 368,000 total viewers.” Just enjoy the moment.
“Michelle Obama Sobbed Uncontrollably After Trump Inauguration.” I don't know why anyone takes this woman seriously. My ten-year-old niece is less petty and immature. On the other hand, given what the Democrat Party has become, I fully expect them to run her for president at some point because she's just perfect: all boxes and no substance.
Another great roundup. Once again, you have things I didn't catch in anyone else's week's end compilation, like the whole "can't shoot the suicide bombers" thing. That seems like a significant story.
28 - had a good laugh for that one. Of course, being a political analyst for CNN means your career is in the toilet. So a very fitting place for her child to be born.
Oh How I Have Missed YOUR Highlights!!! Read them every day you posted. It was like “music died” when you “shelved” them. Thank you very much from bringing them back in this weekly format!!!
Item 34. Equity Stanford Professor “Lectures” Appellate Justice Duncan as cheering Stanford Law students drowned him from speaking. Time to close all Colleges and Universities.
A wonderful way to start my weekend: With a single installment, Don Surber effortlessly out-does The Onion, Babylon Bee, Epoch Times - all in a neat package.....showing them all "how it's done."! Somehow reminds me of Mark Twain's essay, "The Further Literary Offenses of Fenimore Cooper", viz: "138 words, and the facts are all in." Laughing past the waves of ennui, because it is all real.
Don, thanks for “Highlights of the Week.”
ITEM 2- Elon MuSK posted a video of Jacob Chansley (Buffalo horns guy) standing outside a Capitol door, in at the front of the crowd pleading with the crowd (on a bullhorn) for everyone to go home. Something like “Donald Trump, our President, wants us to go home. So we should go home.” You can see it at Redstate near the end of the post: https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/03/10/turley-raises-a-big-question-about-j6-chansley-case-then-elon-drops-a-bombshell-video-n714775
Laugh of the day (week/month/year):
"The technical term for people whose brains aren’t fully developed is Democrats."
Priceless, thank you Don.
6 - McCarthy continues to impress. But I’m still not 100% sold.
3 - how sick has military leadership become? You can’t kill a suicide bomber? Oh sure, let him kill himself (and hundreds of others).
"Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews, a U.S. Marine Corps sniper, tells Congress that he was denied permission to shoot the suicide bomber in Afghanistan that killed 13 service members and over 170 civilians." Is literally anyone surprised?
"15 ballots to become speaker wiped the RINO right out of him." It wasn't the 15 ballots. It's the provision where anyone can call a vote to replace him. That's the big one.
"Florida TV Cuts Feed as Ron DeSantis Shows Explicit Content in School Books.” What was even funnier than that they cut the feed was their explanation for cutting the feed. They said they cut the feed because they had been warned about the content, not because the content was really objectionable. But when pressed, they admitted that they would have had to cut the feed anyway because the content was too raunchy.
"Jill Biden Abroad averaged a dismal 368,000 total viewers.” Just enjoy the moment.
“Michelle Obama Sobbed Uncontrollably After Trump Inauguration.” I don't know why anyone takes this woman seriously. My ten-year-old niece is less petty and immature. On the other hand, given what the Democrat Party has become, I fully expect them to run her for president at some point because she's just perfect: all boxes and no substance.
Another great roundup. Once again, you have things I didn't catch in anyone else's week's end compilation, like the whole "can't shoot the suicide bombers" thing. That seems like a significant story.
28 - had a good laugh for that one. Of course, being a political analyst for CNN means your career is in the toilet. So a very fitting place for her child to be born.
15 - CNN showed “Jill Biden’s A Broad” - why did 368,000 idiots tune in to watch that. Of course she’s a broad.
Oh How I Have Missed YOUR Highlights!!! Read them every day you posted. It was like “music died” when you “shelved” them. Thank you very much from bringing them back in this weekly format!!!
Love it Don. I get the stories the MSM doesn't want to report on, and wonderful commentary, too. What's not to like.
Item 6 - McCarthy has been showing some promise but for me the jury is still out that he's transitioned from a RINO.
Item 12 - Word is Manchin is looking to get a bigger yacht.
"The technical term for people whose brains aren’t fully developed is Democrats."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Item 34. Equity Stanford Professor “Lectures” Appellate Justice Duncan as cheering Stanford Law students drowned him from speaking. Time to close all Colleges and Universities.
A wonderful way to start my weekend: With a single installment, Don Surber effortlessly out-does The Onion, Babylon Bee, Epoch Times - all in a neat package.....showing them all "how it's done."! Somehow reminds me of Mark Twain's essay, "The Further Literary Offenses of Fenimore Cooper", viz: "138 words, and the facts are all in." Laughing past the waves of ennui, because it is all real.
Don, thank you very much for your Saturday funnies. Following up your daily articles makes my weekend very swell. You are the best.
Item 21 "Nazis or commies? Come on, people, make up your minds." SSDD