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Apr 27ยทedited Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

re: fertility rates, tattoos, blue hair, and hog rings. I picked up a coffee at Starbucks yesterday. EVERY barrista - all young (and at one time) attractive - was tatted-up and hog-ringed. How disheartening. The idea of bedding one of them makes one shudder.

On the flip side, about six months ago three VERY attractive local college coeds - not a single tat or hog ring among then - standing in line at the same Starbucks kept looking at my "Save America" bright red hat and talking among themselves. As one broke away from the group and approached, I thought, "Oh God, here it comes."

To my amazement, she walked right up and said, "We just wanted you to know; we love your hat."

There may be hope. Just a glimmer.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

re: New Joisey transplants call the cops on cicadas. Let me tell you about the Joisey expat neighbor who bounced me about encroaching on his property line. His source? "Why, Google Earth, of course!" Mine? Survey markers. And having surveyed every summer in college.

Now let me tell you about my Arizona expat neighbor who called the fire department when I burned a brushpile on my little ten-acre plot. "Scared her." How did I know who called? It's public record, something the Karens of the world need to understand. I won't be plowing Karen's driveway this winter - something I do for all my neighbors. Rural Virginia is a VERY good place to be a good neighbor.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

#25 The Gateway Punditโ€™s issues are not unique. Many conservative outlets are under attack. And Conservative lawyers are being disbarred. This is a full blown war.

#28 net neutrality, or censorship as it should be called, is back. These are related issues.

Every time someone says โ€œObamaโ€ another freedom is lost. I knew from the very beginning of his candidacy we were screwed. โ€œFundamentally change America.โ€ The devil incarnate.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

18. If the VP decides that the President is a corrupt individual and is jeopardizing the security of the nation can he have the CIA assassinate him? Asking for LBJ.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

re: Justice Sotomayer asking for a friend: Sotomayer, Kagan, and Jumanji Jackson - proof that melanin and pudenda do not a Justice make. DEI must DIE.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

"ITEM 32: Gallup reported that FJB โ€œaveraged 38.7% job approval..."

And that is with the MSM constantly blocking and tackling for him!

"At this point, Trump was at 46.8%."

And that was with the MSM and leftists (same thing) constantly peddling and FABRICATING lies about him!

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And what has become of our friend Schlontavious Lardmaster? His pithy comments are missed!

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

Item 32

When a country โ€œselects โ€œ a guy who flunked 3rd grade when he was a kid to run that country it is deceiving itself if it expects much from him. Biden has been trying to cover up the fact that he is stupid and was identified as such in elementary school. Everything he does is about him doing great things to compensate for his stupidity.

Did anyone who voted for this guy really expect this country to be as messed up and divided as it is?

And who saw the Islamists jumping to the front of the line?

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

A laugh a line recap,well played Poca-Man as I stopped to drink coffee and avoid the spurts.Just too much idiocy passing for normal these days perhaps indicating the pendulum has maxed and will return with a blade cutting through the bs.Fun poll again so treat the cat well as you enjoy a deserved day of rest Professor Sir.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 19: Politico reported, โ€œJack Smithโ€™s odds of putting Trump on trial this year are sinking.โ€ In Jan 25 The odds of Jack Smith being arrested Just increased. FJB

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 37: CNN reported, โ€œSouthwest to stop service to 4 airports in wake of rising losses and more Boeing delivery problems.โ€

Regarding Boeing planes losing parts in midair reminds me of some high school friends (1970's) who used to gather hub caps and wheel covers from the weeds along the road. They would set up a display in their front yard by hanging each one on a piece of plywood with a price to sell them to anyone who needed to replace a missing hub cap. It was a good deal if you knew what you needed.

Those same enterprising people can now do the same for Boeing parts.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

Love the homage of the college Hamas movement to ๐ŸŽผspringtime for Hitler.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

Donโ€™s stand up comedy show premieres tonight at the Poca Moose Lodge at 8:30

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

#4 "I blame nose rings, lip rings, face tattoos, piercings and purple hair." The good thing about all of that is men can identify a crazy bitch from seventy feet away and take evasive action.

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Apr 27Liked by Don Surber

So much to comment on..... However, my favorite was the Feminist who is lonely and depressed at 54. The odds are greater than zero (aka Scott Adams) that if she was married with children she would still be depressed. She would just figure out a different reason. Abe Lincoln said "people are as happy as they want to be".

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