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re: fertility rates, tattoos, blue hair, and hog rings. I picked up a coffee at Starbucks yesterday. EVERY barrista - all young (and at one time) attractive - was tatted-up and hog-ringed. How disheartening. The idea of bedding one of them makes one shudder.

On the flip side, about six months ago three VERY attractive local college coeds - not a single tat or hog ring among then - standing in line at the same Starbucks kept looking at my "Save America" bright red hat and talking among themselves. As one broke away from the group and approached, I thought, "Oh God, here it comes."

To my amazement, she walked right up and said, "We just wanted you to know; we love your hat."

There may be hope. Just a glimmer.

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Nothing says mental issues like the tattoos.

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And nothing says “follower and brainless” like a tattoo either.

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the only hope is to fish gut k-12 and start over. it's too late to start at the single mother household level. that dog will no longer hunt as marriage is d.o.a.

i suppose we can just wait until k-12 is no longer needed. the birth rate is falling faster than the white soxs' chances of winning 50 games.

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Speaking of the declining birth rate, in our town, the elementary school enrollment rate is projected to drop so significantly in the next very few years, the school board has proposed closing 3 elementary schools and moving the students in those schools into existing space at other schools

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And hiring more administrators.

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not something the left wants to discuss but i am sure that's happening everywhere. testosterone is drying up, marriage is falling, abortion is doing just fine and men are running for the woods as fast as they can buy a 4 wheeler and log cabin. women are now marrying the government and the government is fine with that because that buys their votes.

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Covid Vax???

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Those tatted up baristas are probably lesbians.

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It's a small town; two I know personally and they definitely like men - we're talking body counts in at least double digits, and they're under 20 years old.

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Yeah the body count would turn me off too. Dont mind the occasional tat but lordy when they have more metal on their face then I have in my back, its hard.

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"We're really not. We just play them on TV."

Then why do you radiate Hitlerian intolerance, ladies?

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My wife calls them “

Leboneese”. She said it sounds better than “mentally warped”.

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Move to the South, beautiful normal girls everywhere!! We have our share of the psychos but definitely a minority. I have some pity—-they will deeply regret it some day. When they’re old, unmarried, childless and still angry.

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I live in the South and share your pity; for God's sake, it's a footrace as to who is easier led down the garden path: young boys or girls. The problem is, women view men as success objects; men view women as beauty objects, and when they deface the landscape, it's over for them. Many young women scoff at the current population trends and consider it "liberation," but it's a classic pyrrhic victory. If our enemies lay the very best plans for our destruction, they could do no better than we are doing ourselves.

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04/27/24: Jim, it goes both ways. I was in Rumson NJ prior to the 2016 election. Two guys with "Jail Hillary" T-shirts were in the restaurant parking lot. I walked over to tell them how much I enjoyed seeing the message. They reacted as if I was an FBI agent and anything they'd say could be held against them. Summertime instantly replaced by An Ice Age. Never mind. Walked back to the car and then into the restaurant. Maybe I looked like Joe Biden. One never knows.

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Update: as luck would have it, I ran across the same young lady in the same place last week, and the first thing she did when she saw me was to come over and engage in conversation. It turns out that her father is the pastor at the church about a half-mile from my house. That explains everything, including the un-perforated, un-tatted skin and friendly, open demeanor. Nothing predicts the child like her home life.

Speaking of societal decay and glimmers of hope: Yesterday I came upon a video by a young black woman that set me back on my heels. She traces America's societal breakdown directly to Nixon, when in the fall of 1971, the then-president took us off the gold standard. That set the stage for unbridled congressional and presidential profligacy and money-printing that has since 1971 required nearly every family have two incomes to fund. Maybe it's confirmation bias, but I have been beating this drum for forty years. Let me see if I can find it. .... here we go:

https://youtu.be/0GXMr1CVjkY?si=zD4-mPGHUkzbpsV0

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re: New Joisey transplants call the cops on cicadas. Let me tell you about the Joisey expat neighbor who bounced me about encroaching on his property line. His source? "Why, Google Earth, of course!" Mine? Survey markers. And having surveyed every summer in college.

Now let me tell you about my Arizona expat neighbor who called the fire department when I burned a brushpile on my little ten-acre plot. "Scared her." How did I know who called? It's public record, something the Karens of the world need to understand. I won't be plowing Karen's driveway this winter - something I do for all my neighbors. Rural Virginia is a VERY good place to be a good neighbor.

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She couldn't just TELL you?

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I s'pose it's easier - and (she thought) anonymous to just call the authorities. The volunteer fire chief was disturbed that I knew it was public record and crawfished for several weeks, but eventually relented after I made it clear that I would not let up. It's silly - I used to fight forest fires in WV when I was young and full of piss and vinegar, so I keep a gasoline fire pump running at every burn. Takes literally fifteen seconds to extinguish the largest fire. The vols and I have an understanding now, and I intend to call Karen before every burn. Oddly enough, her name IS Karen. LOL. Should be fun.

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A bad neighbor...you have my sumpathy.

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Enjoy.

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This just in, from Joisey!

"Extra trunk space"!!! BRAVO!

ITEM 3 ... “Feminism has left ... me single, childless and depressed.”

I deleted the "women like me" portion of the quote because, guaranteed, Patronizing Wyatt doesn't give a damn about women other than herself

The name sounded familiar and smelt like week-old fish. Ah, here it is.

"The UK Former Catch of The Day." See why she's depressed:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Petronella+Wyatt+&sca_esv=ded0b5ad8858a9a4&sca_upv=1&hl=en&sxsrf=ACQVn0_ri2fEXA2mfAP57vWeyMPzXdsCqw:1714239053451&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=624&ei=TTYtZo_QGP3B0PEPq5iNqAs&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZi1EXUj3YZpYvWnNmPWYTYDnC10BKmHV&ved=0ahUKEwjPqtqO9uKFAxX9IDQIHStMA7UQ4dUDCA8&oq=Petronella+Wyatt+&gs_lp=EgNpbWciEVBldHJvbmVsbGEgV3lhdHQgMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESLkLUABYAHAAeACQAQCYAV6gAV6qAQExuAEMyAEA-AEC-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWeYAgGgAmmYAwCSBwMwLjGgB4AF&sclient=img&udm=2

ITEM 9 ... "... the Bragg Case Against Trump..."

The author's name, Jed Handelsman Shugerman, amuses.

And that's as charitable as I can get. Forgive me.

ITEM 16 ... “Report: One of the VP’s Secret Service agents attacked other agents at Joint Base Andrews on Monday and there are DEI concerns about his hiring.”

1) Her name is Michelle Herczeg. "His"?

2) When are there NOT DEI concerns?

3) "Speaking of DEI, we must all protect Kamala ... just think of the moron FJB will pick to replace her."

Hillary has her mega-van packed; her Chicago hotel suite (120 rooms) is reserved; and she will proudly serve as Kamala's replacement on the ticket.

Acoustics experts agree: The sounds of Kamala's screeching and Hillary's are identical.

ITEM 21... “[Red] China’s Car Makers [are ready] to Flood the West with Cheap EVs.”

As a front-row witness to the Japanese banking real estate crash 1989-1994 ---

$10 billion down the rathole; adjusted for inflation, $21 billion ---

--- I'm witnessing history repeating itself.

Good. Cheap Chinese EVs will ignite in lithium-fed flames much faster than the Teslas.

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my neighbor asked me why i didn't mow her lawn when i mowed mine. my answer..."you voted for biden". she just walked away.

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In my dotage I work on airplanes as a hobby. Last year I was outside working on a plane at the ramp and a late model SUV with an out-of-state license slowly drove up. We get a lot of "looky-loos" at the airport, and I always try to be cordial with everybody.

He struck up a conversation about nothing, really, but he kept looking at my "Save America" Trump hat. Finally he took a breath and said, "Do you always wear that hat?"

I thought to myself: what an AH question.... But God smiled on me and gave the perfect answer: "Why, no. Only when I'm armed."

He turned, looked straight ahead, and with out a word slowly drove back out the entrance.

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Well, you're a man; you are Supposed to mow her lawn, right?

I have tried to stay aloof from letting politics sour relationships, but this stuff is getting real - and I mean real as in the government's noose tightening around everyone's neck. It ain't play anymore and I ain't amused.

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she offered to pay me. i am almost 76. that was an insult. i told her i was retired and didn't need the money but if i did need a part time job at my age it wouldn't be as her yard guy. note: she is six years younger than me and does have a lawnmower.

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Be nice, apply some miracle grow. HOA nazi near me got a swastika on his, lush green and faster growing than the rest of the lawn. Resodding didn't get rid of it.

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OMG THAT is HILARIOUS!!!! And BRILLIANT! 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣

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Well played...

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BRAVO!!! 👍👍

And WHAT on EARTH made her think YOU SHOULD mow HER frigging lawn?!?!

THE ENTITLED ATTITUDE of these @ssholes!! 😡😡😡

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she's a problem. nice gal but at some point i have to make a stand against the insidious cancer of stupidity.

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What a waste of O2 she sounds like.

We sold our house in MD in the height of covid and moved to Loudoun Co and LOVED it there, EXCEPT for the people.

It certainly was 'better' than Mont Co. but almost anyplace outside of CA or NY is.

People like this neighbor of yours just RUIN EVERYWHERE and everything that they touch. 🫤

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you've nailed my neighbor to a tee. she never lets up either. always asking me for favors and such. very needy for 68 years old. and a flaming liberal feminist too boot.

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LEFTIST, not "liberal"! She and those like here are the most ILLIBERAL one can be.

Here's one you'll like if you haven't already heard it:

AWFL - Affluent White Female Leftist. Your neighbor is awful/ AWFL.

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You might want to even do a search on political donations on your neighbors. That is all public record too.

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This is starting to sound like East Berlin after the wall. It is causing more and more division and lack of trust. On one side of our house lives ex-military couple, across street is another ex-military couple. No electric cars to be seen, and we all know how each other votes without saying a word. Birds of a feather flock together, and count on each other.

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Yep, my hubby cleared neighbor's driveways when we had the giant snow a handful of years back when we were still in Bethesda MD. They appreciated it. I'm sorry for anyone who has an *hole living in their midst. Maybe consider using their driveway to pile the snow that is plowed off of other's drives.

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yeah, my hubby got bitched at for using a snow blower on a neighbors drive. He went up to tell her she could get out, she thought he was going to demand payment. He did it for free cuz you know neighbors. He didnt even get hello out. When she finally took a breathe he said good day and walked off. A hard thing for my hubby too. Then she complained to the other neighbors he didnt clear her drive..... When they said something, he told them. She said she didnt want it done.

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I have a neighbor who has called the cops nearly every time I do any shooting.

The crazy part is I have another neighbor who shoots even more so the cops go to his house first.

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But if the country falls apart, guess where those same irritating neighbors will go?

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Hah!

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#25 The Gateway Pundit’s issues are not unique. Many conservative outlets are under attack. And Conservative lawyers are being disbarred. This is a full blown war.

#28 net neutrality, or censorship as it should be called, is back. These are related issues.

Every time someone says “Obama” another freedom is lost. I knew from the very beginning of his candidacy we were screwed. “Fundamentally change America.” The devil incarnate.

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PS To be honest, Ole Barry isn't the brains behind all this he is merely the vessel.

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Yes, suspect Jarrett et al with help from China and Qatar

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He may not be the originator of the ideas, but his presidency was both the gasoline plus the flame that lit it all on fire, which caused our current country’s conflagration, and he’s been loving and stoking every damned minute of it.

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You're not wrong. However think part of the reason his college transcripts are hidden is he's not particularly bright. He's only "articulate" when reding a teleprompter. There's a whole bunch of bad people behind him. He's a post turtle.

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💯 agree. You know they’d shout it from the rooftops if his transcripts were any good. He was handpicked by the Chicago commies, just like AOC was by the NYC commies. Amazing how many people fall for this. Stupid and emotional.

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May he hang from a rope and burn in hell.

I laughingly say “please let me live long enough to find out if Michele truly is Big Mike”🤣🤣🤣

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Joan River died confirming your suspicions.

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💯💯💯

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The devil, maybe. More likely just a very bright guy who was raised and brainwashed from day one and who lacks a single ounce of empathy for anyone but his family. Waste of O2.

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18. If the VP decides that the President is a corrupt individual and is jeopardizing the security of the nation can he have the CIA assassinate him? Asking for LBJ.

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re: Justice Sotomayer asking for a friend: Sotomayer, Kagan, and Jumanji Jackson - proof that melanin and pudenda do not a Justice make. DEI must DIE.

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the "kamala of the supreme court" tag was spot on.

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Sotomayer asking for friend was an lol moment for me. Priceless!

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Absolutely brilliant!

And hilarious!!!

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"ITEM 32: Gallup reported that FJB “averaged 38.7% job approval..."

And that is with the MSM constantly blocking and tackling for him!

"At this point, Trump was at 46.8%."

And that was with the MSM and leftists (same thing) constantly peddling and FABRICATING lies about him!

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And the polls being 90% Dem.

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That's a lie! Most of the Polish people have been conservative since Solidarity.

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lol, I meant the polling places usually only talk to Dems to get the answers they want. And so they were propping Xiden up. or did I miss the /s switch?

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Hear, hear! That is not mentioned enough!!

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And what has become of our friend Schlontavious Lardmaster? His pithy comments are missed!

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I sent a private note months ago to get a status check as he was ill, no reply…concerned.

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Its been a while. He mentioned he would be on and off but lately its been all. Prayers for him and the SL family and Z and his family too.

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Missed a lot and Z too

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I have been wondering the same thing.

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Item 32

When a country “selects “ a guy who flunked 3rd grade when he was a kid to run that country it is deceiving itself if it expects much from him. Biden has been trying to cover up the fact that he is stupid and was identified as such in elementary school. Everything he does is about him doing great things to compensate for his stupidity.

Did anyone who voted for this guy really expect this country to be as messed up and divided as it is?

And who saw the Islamists jumping to the front of the line?

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“Did anyone who voted for this guy really expect this country to be as messed up and divided as it is?”

Pre-2016, the NeverTrumpers and half the Democrats (including Obama) knew FJB was a mentally challenged, insecure serial fabricator and pervert with a totally dysfunctional family of grifters who canonized one son as a saint and the other as the patsy bagman to enrich himself at the expense of the country.

And they still voted for him.

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Remember his best friend in the Senate? The local leader of the KKK Robert Byrd. Now he claims he was arrested during the civil rights movement for hanging out on a porch with some black people.

And the Lame stream media just lets these lies pass.

Joe Biden… a legend in his own mind.

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Biden was well known amongst his peers in congress to be an opportunist, lazy, and all about Joe Biden. They knew. He was not picked for brains, quite the opposite. Both he and Harris were picked for their egos and lack of brains. They wanted cardboard puppets in the WH and they got them. Seriously, who would choose two people like them for any other reason?

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A laugh a line recap,well played Poca-Man as I stopped to drink coffee and avoid the spurts.Just too much idiocy passing for normal these days perhaps indicating the pendulum has maxed and will return with a blade cutting through the bs.Fun poll again so treat the cat well as you enjoy a deserved day of rest Professor Sir.

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Well put--"the pendulum has maxed and will return with a blade cutting through the bs"!

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ITEM 19: Politico reported, “Jack Smith’s odds of putting Trump on trial this year are sinking.” In Jan 25 The odds of Jack Smith being arrested Just increased. FJB

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ITEM 37: CNN reported, “Southwest to stop service to 4 airports in wake of rising losses and more Boeing delivery problems.”

Regarding Boeing planes losing parts in midair reminds me of some high school friends (1970's) who used to gather hub caps and wheel covers from the weeds along the road. They would set up a display in their front yard by hanging each one on a piece of plywood with a price to sell them to anyone who needed to replace a missing hub cap. It was a good deal if you knew what you needed.

Those same enterprising people can now do the same for Boeing parts.

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Thanks for the chuckle.

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Wish the Boeing bashers would let iPhone a bit. Boeing lost their way a while back but no different than the millions of cars being recalled each year. Still best commercial aircraft built today, problems or not. I would fly them any day. Just a symptom of the larger issue of profits over product. When you choose bean counters for CEOs instead of engineers and designers, you get our present world.

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Love the homage of the college Hamas movement to 🎼springtime for Hitler.

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One of the leaders at Columbia admitted that he was scared of losing his student visa. Light bulb went on, no visas for college students protesting illegally.

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Too bad Columbia has no balls and wont expel all the idiots. Too bad they wont turn the sprinklers on too.

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You can go to prison for making a silly meme that mocks the Left, but shouting “Death to Jews” into a bullhorn, stoking a crowd, and filmed on social media and TV? Nothing.

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Is this not a sad commentary on a just-us system?

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Don’s stand up comedy show premieres tonight at the Poca Moose Lodge at 8:30

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Id travel there. Life is too short to not laugh.

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Sweet Tmitsss.

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#4 "I blame nose rings, lip rings, face tattoos, piercings and purple hair." The good thing about all of that is men can identify a crazy bitch from seventy feet away and take evasive action.

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So much to comment on..... However, my favorite was the Feminist who is lonely and depressed at 54. The odds are greater than zero (aka Scott Adams) that if she was married with children she would still be depressed. She would just figure out a different reason. Abe Lincoln said "people are as happy as they want to be".

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Most people dont understand that. They expect others to make them happy. There is no making you happy. Others can bring you joy but happiness you have to find on your own.

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Amen! Happiness is your reward for your own personal effort.

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