Highlights of the week

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ITEM 1: Breaking911 tweeted that Ashley Biden said, “America, you are so lucky to have [Joe Biden] as your President.”

She just showers him with praise, doesn’t she?

ITEM 2: The Liberty Daily reported, “Dementia Joe Goes Off Script, Announces New Railroad ‘All the Way Across the Indian Ocean.’”

Will it pass through Korea on its way to India? The world could use a little Seoul Train about now.

ITEM 3: Breitbart reported, “Mykola Zlochevsky, a former Ukrainian minister and founder of Burisma Holdings, allegedly paid President Joe Biden $5 million and possesses two audio records as insurance to secure the pay-for-play scheme, according to Republican lawmakers.

“Zlochevsky’s whereabouts today are unknown. Some speculate he is in Monaco, where he reportedly fled in 2019, escaping Ukraine after being suspected of embezzlement. He reportedly bought Cypriot citizenship between 2017 and 2019, according to an investigation by Al Jazeera.”

How about a GoFundMe to bribe Biden to support America?

ITEM 4: Citizen Free Press tweeted the video, “Biden gropes Eva Longoria today at White House.”

At 48, she’s 4 times as old as his usual victims.

He’s like all 7 Dwarfs: Sleazy, Gropey, Bribey, Cheaty, Stealy, Vengeful and Doc.

ITEM 5: Bloomberg reported from South Africa, “The country’s worst cholera outbreak in 15 years has so far killed 29 people. It highlights the dire state of water services in Hammanskraal in the north of Tshwane municipality. It also speaks to the collapse of basic services across South Africa after years of neglect and corruption, and the inability of an administration riddled with infighting to run a metropolitan area of 3.6 million people.”

Under apartheid, the government fought cholera. Decades later, cholera makes a comeback.

ITEM 6: Post Millennial reported, “Former Philly Starbucks manager wins $25.6 million after being fired for being white.”

You have heard of white supremacists. The chain is run by white inferiorists.

ITEM 7: Gannett reported, “Hamtramck council bans LGBTQ flags from city property after months of intense debate.”

The suburb of Detroit’s council is all-Muslim. Democrats have a problem.

ITEM 8: The Federalist reported, “The shameless corporate media are so desperate for a narrative about LGBT victimhood, they’re pretending threats of violence from angry pro-Pride perpetrators are instead threats against them. The latest examples are pure propaganda from The Hill and The Washington Post on Monday, which led with scaremongering — ‘bomb threats over Pride items’ — while completely burying the lede: The bomb threats against culturally embroiled retail giant Target came from pro-LGBT activists.”

But they were mostly peaceful bomb threats.

ITEM 9: Just the News reported, “Former FBI Deputy Assistant Director Scott Nelson says that the public trust in the FBI is gone with all the recent controversies and politicization.”

It’s deliberate. They want a nation of paranoids who trust no one.

ITEM 10: The Hill reported, “Former House Speaker Paul Ryan said the indictment of former President Trump on federal charges last week will make him unelectable in 2024 if he wins the GOP’s primary election.”

He said Trump was unelectable in 2016.

ITEM 11: Citizen Free Press tweeted, “181 Democrats just voted to ban gas stoves.”

And you believed them in March when they said they wouldn’t ban gas stoves.

ITEM 12: Catholic Vote reported, “Pittsburgh ‘Pride Mass’ CANCELED After Local Faithful and Bishop Protest.”

Pride month? America needs a humility month because we have devolved into a paganist state led by corrupt politicians who sold us out to Ukraine and Red China.

ITEM 13: Blaze Media reported, “Middle school students tear down Pride banners, chant ‘USA are my pronouns’ while wearing red, white, and blue.”

The school is in Burlington, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston. The kids are all right — it’s the adults who are immature.

TWEET OF THE WEEK: Gunther Eagleman tweeted, “Democrats know how to fight, Republicans know how to tweet.”

Make laws, not memes.

RUNNER-UP: Matthew Yglesias tweeted, “It seems like most of the major accomplishments of American transportation infrastructure occurred before the 1967 creation of the Department of Transportation.”

Maybe not, but in 1967 we did not have Pride Month at the DOT. Painting the streets in sparkling rainbow colors and letting the drag queens twerk is far more important than keeping trains from derailing and wiping out towns that voted for Trump.

ITEM 14: The Wall Street Journal reported, “Bud Light Loses Title as Top-Selling U.S. Beer.”

The new top beer is made in Mexico. America has deteriorated to the point where we cannot even make our own beer. How long until Tsingtao Beer replaces the Mexican beer?

ITEM 15: Breitbart reported, “Karen E. Gilbert, one of the lead prosecutors in Special Counsel Jack E. Smith’s attempt to convict former President Donald Trump of mishandling White House documents, is also a past campaign donor to Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Democratic National Committee, according to the Federal Elections Commission.”

You want a job, you gotta pay the troll.

ITEM 16: Esquire reported, “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse banned from release in UAE, Saudi Arabia.”

Spider-Trans must be Islamohobic.

ITEM 17: The Washington Stand reported, “In this Year of Consumer Backlash, it may go down as one of the biggest coups of 2023. While Americans bring the country’s mightiest brands to their knees, Major League Baseball has decided to dodge the flak, quietly ordering teams to ditch their Pride uniforms entirely. The directive, which was issued at the height of the NHL’s players’ revolt, signals that the tables have, in fact, turned.”

LGBTQQIAAP2S+ went after kids. Big mistake. As the song says, hey, T-girls, leave them kids alone.

ITEM 18: Politico reported, “Republicans haggled behind closed doors Tuesday over a fierce point of division: How to handle FBI and DOJ funding.”

Fund them. Make them think they won. Then appoint an inspector general who asks all the Strzoks working for the bureau questions about their political abuse. When they lie about it, slap them with charges of lying to the FBI.

Going after Biden, Obama and Clinton is a waste of time that will result in zero convictions.

But convicting just a few of their henchmen would send a message to the rest that doing Democrat bidding is not worth the risk of going to prison and losing the pension.

ITEM 19: The Daily Caller reported, “Twenty House Republicans joined with Democrats to table a resolution that would have censured and fined Democratic California Rep. Adam Schiff. The resolution, introduced by Republican Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, asserts that Schiff ‘purposely deceived his Committee, Congress, and the American people’ during the special counsel investigation into former President Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. It would have fined him $16 million, half the special counsel investigation’s cost.”

The vote was a waste of time because this was just for show. Slapping a $16 million fine on him doomed the proposal. They knew that. But Luna got her headline and her fund-raising cred, didn’t she?

Results matter. He’s still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ITEM 20: The Washington Examiner reported that the new Marine recruiting pitch is “I’m not sure you’re good enough to be a Marine.”

That’s a nice challenge for a generation that thinks the call of duty is a video game.

ITEM 21: The New York Post reported, “Even as our students fail, NYC teachers rewarded with generous contract.”

The Post just doesn’t get it. Democrats want failed schools because the only way to keep them Democrat is to keep them stupid. You get what you pay for.

ITEM 22: Boing Boing reported, “Finally, you can buy a pair of testicles for your Crocs.”

How about your RINOs?

ITEM 23: Post Millennial reported, “Penn State professor charged with ‘animal cruelty,’ engaging in ‘sexual intercourse’ with dog in public forest.”

He taught chemical engineering at Jerry Sandusky U.

Now that there are 57 genders, which ended bisexuality, the B in LGBTQQIAAP2S+ must stand for bestiality.

ITEM 24: Pamela Geller reported, “YOU’RE FIRED! Fox News CRUSHED, Loses #1 Cable News Position That It Held For Years.”

Let’s all toast that Fox is toast.

ITEM 25: John Nolte reported, “Now that Pixar’s Elemental has opened to a pathetic $3.5 million on Thursday, the groomers and child abusers at Disney appear to have yet another box office catastrophe on their hands.

“For those interested in context, Disney’s box office catastrophe Lightyear opened to $5.2 million on Thursday.”

Nolte said the films are not the problem. Disney is.

He wrote, “No one in the corporate media dares to tell the truth, which is that Disney’s years-long attempt to groom small children with adult sexuality, homosexuality, tranvestites, transsexuals, and drag queens ensured no decent parent would allow their children anywhere near The Magic Child Abuse Kingdom.”

I agree.

And no one is boycotting Bud Light, Disney or Target. We just are not buying their shit be it the products they peddle or the LGBTQQIAAP2S+ they push.

ITEM 26: Axios reported, “Social issues are creating a market downdraft for America's mainstay brands — just ask Target, Anheuser Busch, Kohl's and their collective $28.7 billion loss in market value since the beginning of April.”

Oh those courageous CEOs — sacrificing their shareholders’ money to promote perversion to the masses.

ITEM 27: WABC reported, “A man is under arrest after police say he lit an American flag on fire outside a home on Staten Island on Flag Day.”

The Supreme Court said flag-burning is free speech.

Buy and burn a gay flag and see what happens.

FINALLY, 15 months after FoodFair closed its supermarket in Poca, the store re-opened as Poca Supermarket, its original name. The renovations were extensive and the aisles are wide. Nice. So instead of driving all the way to Eleanor, I am back to driving down the street to grocery shop.

But not in a Bentley because I have a mean old wife who still will not allow me to buy one.