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re: “The World Federation of Advertisers has reportedly informed its members that it will be discontinuing activities for a global initiative, just days after Elon Musk’s X sued it on antitrust grounds.” You know what your mother told you: it's all fun and games until the lawsuits start. I can't wait until the "You cut off my tallywacker when I was a child" suits begin.

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It's been my belief for a while that trial lawyers not politicians will end the child sexual mutilation epidemic.

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Yep. People only seem to do the 'right' thing if they have a financial incentive to do so. Sad!!

EXCEPT for Trump!! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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You just described “ECONOMIC MAN”, he always acts in his best interest economically. I learned that in Econ 101 and from my father who drove a cab for 15 years.

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Except how do we explain Democrats??? Their leaders are not in ANYONE'S economic interest. 🫤

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Get a strong original jurisdiction and let the monetary awards energize the engines of justice. Congress is/has been worthless, so hopefully someone will step up.

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Follow the money. AKA keep your eye on the lawyers.

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Lawfare is the new Hot War for either side.

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Lawfare was birthed when the Kennedy family - and the rest of the gimmiecrat machinery went after - and couped - Richard Nixon. Watch Tucker Carlson's interview with Geoff Shepard: it is a long interview but it is the straight skinny.

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If that is indeed true, then there is no debating that we are now a third world country.

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I saw something about a year ago that said Boston children’s has something like a $5 billion endowment, just wait until the lawyers go after that. Boston children’s famously doing gender surgery on very young children.

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Beginning in 1907 it was common practice to sterilize the mentally ill. Many states passed eugenics laws. These were eventually repealed and the practice ceased by 1981. Eventually many of the states where it was allowed paid reparations to the victims.

Transgenderism is a serious mental illness. At least the people sterilized from 1907 to 1981 could still enjoy sex, and many people like that are hypersexual, but the ones today are losing their ability to have sex as well as the ability to have kids.

I feel sorry for them as studies show nearly all of them will eventually realize they can't pretend to be the other sex.

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Of course, there are exceptions to everything. I have a grand-niece with a chromosomal deletion defect who is now about nineteen, with the intellect of a one year-old. Unfortunately her libido and reproductive apparats are perfectly intact, and she has no inhibitions about "boys." If anyone needs to be sterilized, it is she; her mother can barely handle HER, let alone another generation further down. And I guarantee you that there is some old boy somewhere who won't let her intellect stand in the way.

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Yes my aunt was sterilized in the early’70’s while involuntarily committed for schizophrenia. My grandmother, a devout catholic, was devastated and sad for her at the time. I was only a child but knew that being subjected to her behavior was bad enough that I wouldn’t wish it on another child and thought it wasn’t such a bad thing. Nothing in the intervening 50 years has changed my mind about it.

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I agree with you.

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I’m sad to hear this story, brother. Is the family considering this procedure? Man, that would be a tough call to make. I will pray for her and the family.

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exceptions make the rule.

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Channeling my inner pedant, the quote is that the exception PROVES the rule, but proves doesn't mean what most people think. A little Grokking for early afternoon entertainment:

grok: "The original meaning of "The exception proves the rule" is actually quite different from its most common usage. The phrase is derived from a Latin legal maxim, exceptio probat regulam in casibus non exceptis, which translates into English as "the exception confirms the rule in cases not excepted." It's a bit of a head-scratcher, isn't it?

"In simpler terms, the phrase means that when there's an exception to a rule, it confirms that the rule exists in the first place. For example, if a sign at a bakery states "Doughnuts available Sunday morning," this exception to the rule of "no doughnuts available" confirms that doughnuts are not available at the bakery at any other time.

"So, the next time someone says "the exception proves the rule," you can impress them with your knowledge of Latin legal maxims and explain that the phrase actually means the exception confirms the rule exists in the first place."

Latin is cool, but English rules the world.

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So far, Latin ruled the world for a longer time than English has. And Latin was marvelously succinct.

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Hard situation for all of them, prayers for guidance, faith and strength.

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I tend to be pretty practical about such things. Net/net, removing this girl's ovaries is best for everybody - including her - and not the least benefit would be curbing her tendency to roam about in her search for "lovers." Adults make decisions for children all the time, and clearly she cannot assume the decision-making authority for herself - ever. Just how it is....

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Removing ovaries supplying estrogen has other health implications such as osteoporosis. My pick is permanent birth control via tubal ligation.

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Best comment of the day.

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It's a little bit of a moot point; her mother is a very poor decision-maker herself and probably wouldn't consider it. Hell, the do-gooders with the leaky waterworks in the WV State Legislature have probably outlawed it anyway.

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And many of those will kill themselves.

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And the sex confusion has absolutely no bearing on the problem. It just distracts from the root problem.

When a teen or tween says they don't feel like a male (or female), the fact is they have no clue what they are talking about. All they know is they don't feel like a child anymore. Kids from broken homes are at the greatest risk. This issue like too many others finds its roots in the destruction of the classic family model. Our society has been sinking like the Titanic ever since they made it great.

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I agree, and would add my impression that there's insufficient recognition of the desperate craving for an "identity" among many teenagers, the reasons for which they are equally desperate to hide. It seems to explain of a lot of peculiar behavior at that age, which I suspect was not nearly such a problem in not so distant past ages when formal education was much shorter than today -- if they had any at all -- because from a very early age on their identity was firmly based in work AND family. I believe this explains today's abundance of aberrant conduct that scientifically can be classified as Weird Shit.

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Too many are being convinced of their other sex nature from parents and media. Those influencers need to be in jail.

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Will they be suing for damages caused by fraud and is there a statute of limitations involved?

Also the term "accepted practice" (something like that) provides protection to the medical community.

So I'm not so sure there is going to be a flood of lawsuits.

Families will be on their own to deal with a lifetime of damage.

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Re: item 7. A quick reminder, Algore did not carry Tennessee, his home state in 2000. We Tennesseeans know a phony when we see one.

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Those Tennessee whiskey goggles help you all to see the truth through the BS.

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I just read Walz's Wikipedia bio. He's not a native Minnesotan, his wife is.

I'm trying to understand why he would turn out the way he did. Both he and his wife are teachers. Both of their parents were teachers. He took a job in China and taught for a while but it didn't say if he was married at the time. His wife is a Minnesotan. That's why they moved to Mankato I'm guessing. The possibility is greater than zero that his wife has a big impact on his politics.

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I understand he has made 30 plus trips to China since then. And he married and honeymooned in China. Reminded me of Bernie and the Soviet Union.

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Undoubtedly she does, straight from the teachers’ union anti-American agenda. And it’s more than likely he’s been a Chinese stooge for 25 years at least, we need to know how much he’s been paid by them for his “work.

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She openly gushed about enjoying the smoke from the arson of the Twin Cities -- and he didn't seem to think anything of it.

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Moot point though. He’s an adult. He owns what he does.

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I was working at VU at the time. I can only remember about HALF of what was told about Spotted Owl Gore (the last nickname he earned) and Tipper. They are shed of each other now.

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ITEM 3: Paper ballots in Virginia. "Yes, Virginia, there is a sanity clause."

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Still trying to “Like” this comment twice…

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08/10/24: Since my upvote has been disabled (by the FBI directing the Substack minions), I'll say thank you, in person (maybe we should all have our upvotes disabled, if it encourages direct human contact, instead of the substitution of a sterile "click.")

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cute

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You're on a roll, Jester!

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Props to Jester for comment of the day!

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Don's "Highlights of the Week" is like reading an old small town newspaper's police blotter, full of wandering livestock, dumb teenagers, and the town drunk.

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There's too much. My head always spins for a couple of days. Funny as hell though.

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Amen.

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I am reminded of the irreverent sarcasm of El-Rushbo each time I read Surber.See item #24 .

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Instead of DEI or DUI the caption under the pictures of Kamel toe and Wanker should just say DUH!

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Kamel toe, and my Kacula, have been replaced by Scamala-nomination w/0 votes.

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Ha!

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Yep. Maybe add Homer Simpson pix and say "DOH."

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08/10/24: Homer's IQ is a hundred above Kookamunga Harris/Fake Command Sgt Major Walz's combined. And btw, the date that Biden announced his re-election bid and the date that K.H. tabbed Walz have one huge thing in common: failure guaranteed.

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Tweet of the week (between Item 16 and 17)...EWWWWWWW!!!!

IDK what kind of "boys" this crud went to H.S. with, but any "boy" who offered ME MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS would NOT be on my 'top 10' list for prom date. 🤮

(P.S. - I was a Girl Scout and was always prepared. I don't even know any Lady who has ever had to use a dispenser in the Ladies room!)

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Until 5 minutes ago there were no feminine hygiene products in the boys bathroom for them to put in their backpacks. No boy ever would have carried around tampons or pads with them, no girl would have ever told a boy that she was having her period and needed a pad and no boy would have ever offered her one. What a ridiculous person.

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EXACTLY!!

In fact, my bet is that still today, if any boy was CAUGHT by other REAL BOYS with any such products in his backpack, he'd quickly find such products shoved down his own pants.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Not sure but I think she was on the marketing team that pushed Bud Light for Transgenders.

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hell, there is no funnier story than when my sister-in-law sent me and her husband to the store to buy my daughter her first box of "napkins" we spent an hour walking around the store completely ignorant. ended up buying an assortment, after going through a 12 pack.

(we had to pee)

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omg, I had to laugh. Thank God, I had put my coffee down.

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sorry for the wet keyboard...

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08/10/24: Look if Walzflower wants to corner the tampon market, that's his 2nd Amendment right (sarcasm).

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Amen. That loud racket you his is the truth, clanging against the prison bars. Trying to get in? Trying to get out?

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I knew the minute they appeared in the women’s restroom at my office almost 2 years ago (county government, natch) that they were offered free there for the first time in history because they put the sweet little basket of pads and tampons in all the men’s restrooms too. And I was right.

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Maybe us gals should start sneaking into the mens' rooms and writing on the mirror with lipstick with a big arrow pointing to the hygiene products something like "Vote TRUMP 2024 to Make MEN MEN AGAIN"

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Please do !!

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3 deans out at Columbia. How many deans does it take to run a university? How many VPs does a bank have? Title proliferation is rampant. So is rampant college inflation as they don't know how to run a business - never had to, never will.

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Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes (Jimmy Breslin) “…could not run a gas station at a profit if they stole the customers’ cars.”

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Those three will be hired tomorrow at the University of Detroitistan,

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re: 'Breitbart reported, “Tampa Bay Times Offers Employees Severance Packages to Cut Payroll 20%.”' Given your experiences, Don, your schadenfreude-meter's needle must be bent 'round the peg. Couldn't happen to nicer sonsofbitches.

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08/10/24: Meanwhile, the con artists at the American universities continue to extol the benefits of a career in "journalism." My prediction is that in about another six months, all these same hustlers will --- at 3 a.m under the cover of darkness --- change the names of all these courses to "Public Relations" which has been a lights-out dynamic growth industry since Bullsh*t Bill Clinton became president.

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Item 8: Wasn't Frum the guy who pushed Geoerge W to get us into a disastrous war? Didn't he come up with the phrase "Axis of Evil?" Isn't he Canadian? All good reasons to mock whatever he writes mercilessly.

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08/10/24: Ironically, Fee-Fi-Fo-Frum greatly encouraged Vance to get into politics. If you haven't read Hillbilly Elegy yet, please do so. It is worthy of every word of praise voiced in 2016 --- although the American progressives now have their hair on fire that they ever said what they did, and are leading a hit job campaign to prove that Vance wasn't the author that he claims to be, which is platinum bulllsh*t. First they politicized medicine in 2020 and destroyed our trust in the doctors, and now they're politicized literature, which is what the Russian Communists did in the 1920s-40s, and continue to do to this day.

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ITEM 20: UPI reported, “The United Nations announced Monday that nine staff members working for its Palestine UN Relief and Works Agency will be fired after an investigation revealed they may have been involved in last year’s Hamas-led attacks on Israel.”

That’s almost as bad as Liz Cheney being on the J6 committee.

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Yes, and we fired Liz.

J6 needs to be dissected and those deep staters deeply prosecuted, including Lizzie.

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As with 2016, we NEVER would have known ANY of the malfeasance of the Left had Trump not been elected.

MUST HAPPEN AGAIN! 🙏

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it has been for the last 4 trials of Trump.. God "let in happen" to awaken us.. just look at the revelations coming out now...

it has been painful and soon to come to a climax.

God wins. This is his country via Washington's prayer

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Oy. I HOPE you and all those of Faith are right!! 😳 🙏🙏🙏

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You and telephone man are both right. In fact, so much has been exposed - especially the secret service obvious (ie intentional) malfeasance makes me wonder if the roots of evil are just too deep to remove.

That this has been an eye-opener from God is no question. He has protected Trump and made acstatement to believers. I am wondering if he has a different outcome for us. That is, an ending that is better and prophesied. It sure looks like the end of times on certain days.

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That would be called personal accountability. Not going to happen because we have shed one monarchy and created another called politicians.

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Yep-and that will happen while I'm feeding my unicorn and watching pigs fly.

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This Tampon Tim thing has some legs.

I watched a legislative discussion about this bill at the time it was being debated by legislators in Minnesota and I was dumbfounded by the legislators who insisted that boys need tampons. They won’t get off this boys can have periods nonsense.

So anytime you read that this tampon machines in the boys restroom didn’t happen it not only did but was insisted upon by lefty loons.

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I think the medical community needs to seriously consider having a sale on frontal lobotomies…

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Well, you know what they say: “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”

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The medical community is now controlled by hospital chains and insurance companies with direct ties to the Democrat party.

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Whats even worse were they were putting them in the ELEMENTARY School Boys bathroom. How many 3rd and 4th graders go through puberty. I know more now than during my time due to the excess chemicals surrounding us but really? Elementary school.

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Boy tampons are crappy.

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Dude, you are on a ROLL today!

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I’d bet that things got really interesting when the boys found out what happens to a tampon if you put it into water. I can just see tampon fights (kinda like water balloons) in the hallways.

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Had a Tampon been found in a boy’s bathroom when I was in school, or even 10 years ago, the entire student body would’ve been giggling and snickering to distraction for the rest of the day.

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Back in the day, boys had no idea what a tampon was.

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And didn’t want to know, either.

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They could have stopped the whole argument with the words great for stopping the bleeding in bullet wounds. BTW they are. Absorb a,hell of a lot,of blood

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Since we can't call a spade a spade anymore, make ALL lefty loons just 'loonies'.

Some southpaws would find left-handed offensive.

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Boys will use them for Dude Wipes.

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#19. With all the invaders, it's gonna be an army of Juan

https://gifs.com/gif/new-ultimate-army-military-fail-compilation-2015-mortar-rocket-tank-gun-mLjoZa

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ITEM 11: ...captioning the pictures ‘Me not being Tim Walz.’ ” Or Dick Blumenthal.

Exactly -- the MSM, Americans, CT voters, all let POS Blumenthal get away with stolen valor TO THIS DAY. Why did Walz or any other POS Democrat think they couldn't do the same. 😡

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Democrats can literally get away with murder.... for now. I don't think a society that historically had freedom, respect for human rights and rule of law but now allows one group of people and their supporters to have no rules is very sustainable.

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That's because The Big Dog Always Gets The Meat. Until you bring in a Grizzly Bear. MAGA

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Do I hear - in the distance - a Swift Boat starter cranking up to tow Walz' stolen valor out into the middle of the pond?

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Great recap as usual but I did not see any glowing reviews of Commalas speech she has recycled several times.I sense it does not match ozeros 7 days to fundamentally change Amurika in profundity.She reads the teleprompter better than Veggie man but has less brains than he when the announcement to not run was issued.We are truly in for an almost comical yet tragic political fight for America as it was intended versus a communistic takeover.Now more than ever we need the Elons Tuckers,VDHs.JHKS,Julie K.s,And our Poca-Man to get the truth and voters out of the comfort zone and to the polls taking new voters in tow.Poll had no bad options as Walz is crazy as a loon frozen in ice.

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Always look for the silver lining. Now that Walz is magically on the ticket his foibles are being illustrated far and wide. He should be done as a politician after all this exposing his nutiness. Most Minnesotans just keep their heads down and work but this is pretty embarrassing and may ignite some backlash for Tampon Timmy.

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ahh, but the media "click bait" headlines that are completely BS and the fools never actually read the story

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Ouch!

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Scamala is most popular now.

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'less than he'-correct-all FM's are well educated. Wish there were more of us.

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This is a GREAT list of Items today!

Too bad it reflects the insane and/ or demonic times in which we are living.

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Can I “like” a comment more than once?

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I vote for "yes"!! 😊

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👍😁❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Tim Walz Question - I vote for “F” All of the Above.

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