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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

Item 29: Heard a data scientist with the Heritage Foundation say yesterday that it takes about 24 private sector jobs to pay for one government job. Never realized how many people had to pay taxes to employ one fed. He also said, as Don noted here, that of those 303000 jobs added, about one third were permanent federal jobs and two thirds were lower paying private and part time jobs. Maybe there should be a federal policy that the government can only hire a new employee after 24 private sector permanent full time jobs are created. So lets fire all government workers and use that formula to hire back fed employees based on the private sectors health and expansion……….that would be American jobs, not China jobs.

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

1. The climate doomers are so desperate to prove their predictions are coming true that they are grasping at tranny hookers. (Their signs of doom are always somewhere far away and they don’t respond well when asked “How is the weather you see through your window?”)

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

20. For some reason a picture of Pete Buttigieg milking a bull popped into my head when I read that.

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

#1 - “Trans affected by climate change”

It sounds like Reuters and the Independent are trying to give the Babylon Bee a run for their money.

What in this hellish world are these people smoking?!

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 2: “Trumpenfreude in the morning

Trumpenfreude in the evening

Trumpenfreude at suppertime

Be my Never-Trumper

And I’ll mock you all the time”

May The McGuire Sisters forgive me.

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Apr 6·edited Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

The story behind item 1 is so absurd I almost blew my morning coffee out my nose. Only Democrats could concoct that silly intersection and actually find the nerve to write it down publicly so other people can read it. Maybe if they found (or just made up) a trans Islamic one-armed little person sex worker, the story would be even MORE compelling! SMH....

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Apr 6·edited Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

"Well, they worried about how driving a 12-cylinder Bentley in Poca, West Virginia, affected the income of T-girl hookers on the other side of the world."

I had no idea that the Bentley of your dreams has twelve cylinders. Two fill ups and you would finish off Biden's drain the oil reserves project.

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I spent 20 years in the news business and am now a recovering journalist. My mantra was always – “You can’t make this stuff up.” Don Surber proves that true again today.

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

“California fast food workers stunned as restaurant closes without warning over $20 minimum wage: ‘Only the beginning.’”

Killing off the businesses that COVID failed to get. Hey, Callifornia Democrats...can you tell me your definition of success again? I'm sorry; I guess I just dont' get it. Oh, and I'm curious...where are you going for lunch today?

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Apr 6·edited Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

When my brother got out of the Navy, his high security clearance had him working civic service for many years (till retirement).

He said most of the people he worked with could die at their desk and no one would notice for a month, so little was accomplished...

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Apr 6·edited Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

Item 5 I know the MSM will try to suppress the Ashley Biden diary given that she writes about her Dad taking showers with her. I can't wait to see how Jessica Tarlov tries to spin this one on The Five.

Item 19 The California minimum wage law only proves that Democrats have zero understanding of basic economics. Of course, when you realize that Paul Krugman and Janice Yellen are held up as great economists, it does seem obvious.

Item 20 Do diverse companies produce better earnings? Alissa Heinerscheid call your office...oh, never mind.

Item 27 By not reporting on child abuse by the Boston hospital, they are implicitly encouraging more child abuse. White guilt will kill more black children than structural racism. BTW, DEI and Affirmative Action are the two main pillars of systemic racism in America.

Don, thanks for another great highlights round-up and some good yuks.

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

3. They probably refused to attend a White House Dinner because the White House cooks with gas. (It does)

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

Everything you need to know about the scam known as climate change is in here and is presented in an entertaining and factually accurate way:

https://youtu.be/s3Tfxiuo-oM?si=2W1J7mChF0jBVf9p

No Indonesian trannies were harmed in the making of the movie.

The Democrat strategy is simple - buy off your allies( with taxpayer printing press money), punish your enemies, lie continuously about your accomplishments, cover up your failures.

The Republican strategy is to fight your friends, suck up to your enemies, have no accomplishments, and come in second every time. Not hard to see why we are in our current position.

The Biden economy is great for the investor class (for the moment), terrible for working people, great for bums living off government handouts, especially government employees. Thus it mirrors Washington, DC.

Israel will have to stand alone. Nothing new here from the rest of history except that their army is tough and they have nukes. One way as an aid worker to avoid being killed in a war zone is to not be in a war zone. It’s dangerous to serve gourmet meals during battle. Who knew? While the unemployed, grifting Palestinian terrorist mob garners sympathy from brain dead Western libtards and the media, everybody seems to forget how war is waged. Only Jews have to wage a perfect war, whatever that means. Hamas, The US military, the Comanches, the CCP, can kill and mutilate whoever they see fit. When the Confederacy was stomped out, I’m sure the Union soldiers were careful not to ruin any flower beds. Then of course you have Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Dresden, fire bombing Tokyo, napalm incineration of Vietnamese villages, droning Arabs, etc.. The point should be obvious- war is hell and collateral damage happens. Why are Westerners sympathizing with murderous, apartheid, racist, homophobic, misogynist fascists who started a holy war because they want to wipe out the Jews? And they want to wipe out liberals too. The Left is bad news and so are moderates who allow themselves to be bullied by Commies. Grow a pair.

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

Great recap as always but do not let item one deter your dreams of a Bentley.As to item four may I suggest an asphalt recycling system prepping the perps for eternal hell.The cat must want a festive dinner to give a poll this obvious.Roll on Poca-Man as we gather steam for a MAGA 2024 win.Shout out to S.L. and Z if you are here.We miss them.

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#3 Muslims refuse to attend Ramadan dinner. There is a lesson in pandering here. You cannot keep competing groups happy with hypocritical pandering to both. Muslims will not support Biden 100% until he abandons Israel 100%. I am reminded here of the California Dims trying to pander to black and Asian voters. Asians are now in revolt because they are not getting their "due." Instead, the Dims are pushing for reparations to blacks in a state that never had slavery. *** #8. If the New York Giants and Jets can play in New Jersey's Meadowlands, the New York Marathon can be run there, too. *** #!2 The NY Post is shocked that a Dem suffers consequences for his actions. That isn't supposed to happen. No matter, voters will elect another Dim to replace him. *** #!4 Google is an object lesson for all to see. If people would simply look, they would see the face of totalitarianism on their computer and phone screens. Or, they could look at the squatters in the People's House for Lesson # 2. *** #19. I absolutely love California's $20/hr. minimum wage for fast food shops. It does not apply to all restaurants. High end restaurants, i.e., hose who charge high prices, are exempt as are Newsom campaign donors. Soon the fast food restaurants will charging high end prices and become exempt. #24 The Mouse has roared. Disney bosses have won the right to continue insulting their shrinking audience. #29. Are any of us shocked by government statistics? I'm sure Mark Twain settled that question a few decades ago. #30 You know the economy is in the dump when the Never Trumper crowd starts loving the insults.

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Apr 6Liked by Don Surber

Climate Change - Real or Scam... listen to a Nobel Price physicist provide some factual regarding the topic... a must watch "Climate, The Movie": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Tfxiuo-oM&list=WL&index=10

FYI - the last 10 min will make you angry if you are a companionate human!!!

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