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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I have a suggestion; one of the choices for the poll should have been "Defund the FBI, along with the DOJ". That would have been the winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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“ITEM 11: Oscar Meyer is losing its Weinermobile. It wants to be called the Frankmobile.

This transgender fad has gone too far!”

This is absolutely the wurst thing that could happen. Ditching years of tradition simply doesn’t cut the mustard in a shameless attempt to catch up to the competition

Speaking frankly here but without relish since I really don’t have a dog in this fight. ;<)

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"ITEM 3: Gorsuch wrote “Since March 2020, we may have experienced the greatest intrusions on civil liberties in the peacetime history of this country."

QUESTION - And will ANY Republican elected official(s) DO ANYTHING about it??? Is there anything legally or legislatively that CAN DO ?? 🤔 *sigh*

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Simon Ateba best be very cautious what he writes: some high officials of the USG might find out he has overstayed his visa or something, even if its not true, and send him back to Cameroun. He has already gotten into public disputes with Jen Psaki and Karine Jean-Pierre. I like his spirit.

As for Somalis getting into fights in Minnesota, I have observed Somali affairs from very close while I was stationed in neighboring Kenya. Even flew into Mogadishu on a USAF C-130 (it was, coincidentally, a Spectre gunship, but we were only using it for transportation) during one of those rare moments when it was safe to do so. I had a bad feeling when the USG began resettling large groups of so-callled refugees in groups around the USA. I thought a condition of that resettlement should be that any of those refugee families could not live within 100 miles of any other refugee family. They didn't play well together in their own country; what makes anyone think things will be different in Minnesota?

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May 20, 2023·edited May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Too many things to comment on, Mr. Surber, so I will carve out my own little niche.

The ITEM 5: The Miami Herald reported, “A Florida Keys woman alleges that Island House, a decades-old resort in Key West’s Old Town, discriminates against cisgender women, transgender people and those who identify as non-binary by keeping a men-only policy for patrons.article says:

I say:

Would she rather have a house on Martha's Vineyard that was rented out to a film company that was producing homosexual porn films as what happened about three months ago? I don't know what the property owner did, but I would have burned the house to the ground.

As far as John Fetterman (D-PA) showing up in the senate chambers in a hoodie and shorts yesterday, I will say this: "Anyone who is not embarrassed by having this idiot around should really question if their life has any purpose." Even his wife wants nothing to do with him.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"Dropbox account that contained several files of children under 10 [having sex with] BEING RAPED BY adult men.”

SHAME on the NEW YORK POST for that description! 😡

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

On the poll: Option 3 - Lock 'n' Load; we're done with this B.S.

On Ben Shapiro: for a young guy he has a short memory.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 9. I did a spit take of my coffee this morning Don. Thank you for that reference but I might have to disagree. Gabby Johnson of blazing saddles fame is like Cicero, as a orator, compared to Senator Fetterman.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#6. These kinds of abuses will continue, and escalate until we start taking those who spy on us and feed them, feet first, through a wood chipper pointed into a hog feeder.

This is what we get for tolerating the intolerable.

They backed off when swill drinkers rebelled against Butt Light. Did we really win? Nope, they'll be back. They will just move slower. Feed us that crap sandwich in smaller bites.

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Until I read this roundup, I didn't realize what an utterly infuriating week it has been and appreciate your humor.

Durham report showing egregious misdoing by the FBI, but nothing will happen to them. Justice Gorsuch reminding us how much all levels of government let the people down. And then there's the utterly stupid items I didn't know about: caps on red meat and the WHO warning about artificial sweetener (actually, they're about 20 years too late; many of us already figured that out, so why do we have them again?). I do enjoy the karma of "sanctuary" cities being flooded by "undocumented" immigrants.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

1. Ateba is the Tucker Carlson of Africa.

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6 - the current disaster of a mayor in NYC is a vegetarian who sometimes eats fish. He is bragging about this program because how cutting meat out of his diet was such a great thing. As the British say, sod off. As Americans say, fuck off.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#20. What do Kim Jong Un and Zou Xiden have in common? When Xi says jump they do so without question or hesitation. No pausing to ask "how high?" They leap for all they are worth then ask, "was that high enough?" Hint, it never is.

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Great Saturday morning reads. Not only from the great Mr. Surber, but also from the great supporting commentators on here. Thanks yall.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

--- “When the goon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, he’s Somali.” --- !!!!!!!!!!

--- “Scott Adams is right.” Perfect.

--- LOCK UP Christiane Amanpour.

ITEM 25: Trump 62, DeSantis 17. And the completely dishonest NY Post is insisting that DeSantis is way ahead of Trump in the polls.

The ongoing Lachlan Murdoch fiasco is one hundred times bigger than the Prince Harry --- Princess Bitch traveling circus.

Today (05-20-23) is HELL DAY for Mark Zuckerberg. And so will be May 22, 2023, if not sooner.

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May 20, 2023Liked by Don Surber

This needs repeating. And this is exactly what happened back in 2016/17

"They spied on Trump during the campaign, using the FBI to listen to his every conversation. Russiagate was their cover story"

Where are the long prison sentences and firing squads?

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