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Mar 16ยทedited Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

Bush, Cheney, McCain, Romney, Ryan and Pence refuse to support Trump because they hate him more than they love the country. They would rather allow Biden to finish the job of destroying it, and perhaps start WWIII, rather than support their party's nominee. It tells you everything you need to know about who they represent, and it's not GOP voters. Fuck them all.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

# 14, The former RNC employees are scared we might have real conservatives win the elections.

#21, CIA is only supposed to spy on foreign countries. Who is surprised they dont follow the laws they promised to uphold just like the other 3 letter soup cans?

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I eagerly await the Food Network's upcoming show about Haitian cuisine.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

I started to formulate replies to some of Donโ€™s comments, and by #7 realized my comments would be as long as Donโ€™s piece and not nearly as funny.

My only constructive suggestion would be to add a subtitle to Saturdayโ€™s highlights - โ€œWhat a stupid/dangerous/batshit crazy time to be alive!โ€

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

The Hur bit was beautiful!๐Ÿคฉ

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

"...Bibi wiping Hamas off the face of the Earth. He has no choice."

Wasn't it General Schwarzkopf who said something like, "A war isn't over until your enemy agrees it's over." That's why we had to beat the Japanses into total submission to get them to quit. What are the odds Hamas, or Hezbollah or any other terrorist group will throw in the towel and join the civilized world? Zero. So, Israel must fight on and on and on.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

5. Schumer publicly calling for elections in Israel is an indicator on how much he and the donkeys fear losing the Hamas sympathy vote as the November election draws closer. How desperate they get remains to be seen but the signs of their nervousness are increasing by the week - why else would Stephanopoulos step on a rake ten times in the Nancy Mace interview with his closet full of skeletons? Things are about to get even crazier on the left.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

And in not headline news Riley Gaines in concert with more than a dozen other young ladies sued the NCAA for violating the rights of female athletes.Pray they win and sanity returns .Great recap with all Poca- Mans takes giving me a wry smile at times while stifling my anger.Lead on Mr. Surber giving Dr. cat a treat.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

1 - There is no way that a conviction in that court will withstand an appeal.

6 - Your headline names the decedent, Too kind. Actually this could be a sort of Jeopardy type game. Headline and guess who they're referring to.

24 - Finally someone at the RNC answered the tweet Presler has been reposting forever.

Thanks for more great work, Don. You're the best.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

28. The problem is that hamas is only one tiny head of this massive Medusa called islam. Hezbollah and many others are still being funded through Iran.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

I donโ€™t and never have liked any Neil Young music . He canโ€™t sing worth an poo and then he runs his mouth to piss you off on top of his bad singing.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

Item #7. Vlad will have elections because he knows he will win Zelenskyy canceled

theirs because he thinks he may lose. Makes perfect sense. Here we will have elections because the ballots are all ready pre-printed with the votes already on the ballots to make voting easier.

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I am probably missing the punchline here, but those songs are Lynyrd Skynyrd songs, not Neil Young songs.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

Outstanding news about Scott!!

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

Pinto owner (bless his heart) must be a Democrat because doesn't know if he is pro-war or anti-war--or this was the "Jesus" model Maybe he had already peered into the future of Ford Motor Company in general, and the Pinto, in particular. Is porn a measure of IQ? And only in blue states? Dadgum these coffee spurts! (Flashback to 1750: โ€œSimon Legree hires 52 immigrants from Africa.โ€) Neil Young is a year older than Rob Reiner. Reiner has no talent. I think its high time Stephanopoulos took one for the team! I say the illegals did not come DOWN with measles, they came UP here with measles. For distribution purposes. The WaPo is the closest we'll come to TASS or Pravda. That's because the NYT still has the Book List. RBG's folks finally found something to be unhappy about! Easter Potatoes?! Next they'll call Eggs Benedict, Eggs Benedict Arnold. Pity poor Ronald McDonald, who has kept the secret of the ice cream machine all these years. It only took one retired investigative reporter to out him! Irony of ironies, they tore down our Dairy Queen to put up our McDonald's. Music for the masses: I always liked Sweet Home Alabama better, but Free Bird always gave the DJ a potty break.

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Mar 16Liked by Don Surber

Sarah Palin is the ONLY living person to ever be a Presidental or Vice-Presidential nominee that supports Trump. Bush, Cheney, Ryan, Romney, Pence are only living Republican nominees. Dole mightโ€™ve if he were alive.

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