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Reddog's avatar

And right on cue again this week, the GOP committee investigating Joe Biden released yet another dump of incriminating records. Oh boy. Can’t wait for next week ……… and the following week……… and the one after that and ………. How about this instead; everyone who supports the GOP stop sending campaign contributions until actual charges are filed against Joe Biden, there is a trial, and Biden is found guilty. Don’t hate me but I’m one of those grumpy guys who gets tired of the big fat carrot being dragged in front of him only to find out after the election that the GOP dropped its investigation and is now pursuing new ways to spend money. Does that make me look cynical?

Tony Niederberger's avatar

Good post, my friend. When my letters from the RNC arrive, I always send a letter back that says "When you want to back conservatives and NOT RINO's like Mitt Romney or the drunk Mitch McConnell, maybe then I will support you.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

No. Sensible. I haven’t sent any of them ten cents in years and years. Delete and trash everything they send. Add to your to do list freeing pardoning and reimbursing all the j6 prisoners and their families at least to the extent of the criminal Floyd that they’ve into a Saint

Reddog's avatar

Can’t add a single improvement to your comments. It was utter incompetence or murder that they shot and killed the woman who was no threat to them. They were never going to charge the cop for it. The whole 6 Jan investigation committee should be in prison.

Tmitsss's avatar

8. At this point I think Pence probably sits down when he pees

tj's avatar

Glad I put my coffee down.....

Lawsy0's avatar

I wasn't that lucky, I'd just taken a big swig. BRB, fetching paper towels.

Tony Niederberger's avatar

Hey, I sit down to pee as well and I am not anywhere near as old as Pence. That's the easiest way to control where I go.

Billy Van's avatar

Same here with the pee sit down. Just as easy to jiggle my thingy while I am sitting down and I am much closer to the landing zone.

CactusMatt32's avatar

#F - NEVER take a Meteor shower and try to use hot Lava…..

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Charles Bolen's avatar

The Senate Dems would not treat a House impeachment with the weight it deserves, and McConnell and his ilk couldn’t be depended to hold the line and at least make the rigged acquittal a party line vote as at least half a dozen of his slimy NRSC specials will vote with Dems. So an impeachment of Biden would result in what the phony media would sell as “vindication”, when in reality, it is a stacked jury.

The special counsel appointment is about gumming up the works on the prosecution of Hunter. The goal is to slow the process until Hunter gets his pardon in mid-Nov of 2024. If the appointment can be used to stonewall DOJ accountability by Congress, they enjoy an additional benefit.

This chief executive is backed by enough compromised senators of both parties, a stacked judiciary, a compliant bureaucracy, and a media hellbent on protecting them.

If the House lacks the intestinal fortitude to deprive Department of “Justice” and its subordinate agencies the money to enact their corruption, then the answers cannot be found in the people currently in the Beltway.

RevMikeyMac's avatar

I agree 100%. We're "represented" by worthless pathetic, sleazy RINOS.

The thing that keeps me going is knowing that Biden is so close to burning in Hell that I can smell his charcoal singed hair. I only hope that the little girls he "sniffed" can smell it, too.

tj's avatar

#17 = I am surprised they raided the correct house since they cant/couldnt find anyone who destroyed, vandalized or burnt the churches and pregnancy centers or any of the Antifa rioters who killed 30 plus people and did 2 Billion in damages, I am really surprised they found an old man in poor health that took care of his adult blind son.

Prayers for his family.

Playswithneedles's avatar

Remember the national outrage when the “Gentle Giant” Mike Brown was left lying dead in the street for a couple of hours? Where’s the outrage now?

Epstein Did Not Kill Himself's avatar

And the Brown story was very different. He had a lengthy criminal record, was wanted by police at the time, and attacked the police officer. The officer shot him in self-defense. Our country only goes into outrage mode after a thug or low-life career criminal is put down.

RevMikeyMac's avatar

Not "our country"...

"...our political leftist media which stokes the idiot mobs"...

There - fixed it for ya.

Schløngtäviøus Lårdmåster's avatar

11 - DeSantis is this year’s Scott Walker.

Trumps Owner's avatar

But Scott Walker didn't show disloyalty when he ran and I believe he didn't cut his current Gov term short either

joated's avatar

19. "transatlantic surgery" Could have waited until I finished my coffee. Now I have to clean my monitor.

William Coulter's avatar

Just reading highlights lets one know what an absolute mess this country is at the moment. And England isn’t far behind.

Tony Niederberger's avatar

Canada is in the lead.

Tmitsss's avatar

At lead Canada doesn’t have nuclear weapons

Tony Niederberger's avatar

Look at what Canada DOES have. Abortion on demand and like Oregon--Euthanasia. Canada doesn't need nuclear weapons when they can disintegrate the whole population in a week.

Jeremy R's avatar

The only reason Canada doesn't have nuclear weapons is because radioactivity ceases below 0°Kelvin aka -460°F.

Question, what parts of northern Canada are inhabitable?

Answer, Nunavut.

Tony Niederberger's avatar

I am not going to argue nuclear science here, but most of the United States missiles are close to the Canadian Border. That tells me they are there because it would mean that so many incoming missiles would not be as destructive as they could be. The same could be said for Russia. Most of their missiles are in Siberia.

Jeremy R's avatar

Polar flight route. The fastest path is over the North pole. We supposedly have over 4,600 nukes in inventory.

Sometimes I get too smart aleky with my snark.

-DCH of Australia's avatar

Australia's desperately trying to take the lead with its fascist extreme left wing socialist apparatchik.

Tony Niederberger's avatar

The article said:

“Full-time UPS drivers will earn an average of $170,000 in annual pay and benefits at the end of a five-year contract agreement"

I say:

They make $100,000 now and the service is marginal at best. What is UPS trying to do? Cost as much as USPS and do as bad or even worse that USPS does now? Remember that the next time a UPS stops in a lane holding up traffic.

As far as today's question goes, just remember that TWO of obama's drug dealers and male lovers go, They were found murdered in Ohio not two months before the 2008 election once they said that they rat out obama's sexuality.

Is there anyone out there that really believes Michelle obama is a woman ??

Gary Blackman's avatar

Well, get ready for Michelle Obama, the candidate.

tj's avatar

She? is too lazy, MO likes to vacation on the taxpayer dime and does it a lot still. I hope it stays that way.

Gary Blackman's avatar

I sure hope you're right. Sitting in the White House, with the mother of all money-making and country-killing opportunities at hand, sure is tempting. Plus, don't forget the bonus of Obama in his dream role as First Lady.

Lawsy0's avatar

So YOU are the stealth coffee spurt originator! I call you on it. While I mop Spurt Number 2 of the morning.

Playswithneedles's avatar

Agree. She has everything that she could possibly want and no responsibilities. Why would she want an actual job where she has to show up every day (even if others are doing all of the work), look presentable and hobnob with the unwashed masses? Not to mention being stuck in the hated WH again.

Jeremy R's avatar

Can't campaign less than Zou Xiden.

NotFromTexas's avatar

Yes, but so does Wilhelm. Maybe it thinks that's a qualification for the job.

Tony Niederberger's avatar

I just don't see that. By the way, where are her ":supposed" children?

RevMikeyMac's avatar

Before she runs, can we please have her "examined" by an independent gynecologist - you know, just to make sure she's a "she"?

Lawsy0's avatar

Maybe the angry Wookie is just an undercover cop, so that BHO doesn't have to wear an ankle bracelet.

Schløngtäviøus Lårdmåster's avatar

24 - liberal business theory: “we lose money on every sale, but we’ll make it up with volume”.

CactusMatt32's avatar

But the US taxpayer is paying for our losses and that includes 10% for the Pols that steered the $billions to us….’Win Win!” Let’s do it again! Solyndra 3…..

Gary Blackman's avatar

#17 - "...and Republicans will feign indignance." Never, ever trust a Republican.

Schløngtäviøus Lårdmåster's avatar

2 - in 1975, Manson disciple Squeaky Fromme tried to assassinate Gerald Ford.

I pray for today’s MAGA leaders.

Tony Niederberger's avatar

Lynette Fromme's .45 jammed which is pretty indicative that she had NO formal training in firearms, similar to the gun toting legions of BLM and ANTIFA. Sheesh, when I was in basic training, we had to disassemble and re-assemble our firearms in pitch darkness, something NO ONE on the left will ever be able to do. Why? Cuz they are lazy. BLM and ANTIFA just think things will just happen for them and it won't.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Just stick it out sideways at arms length and pull the trigger as fast as you can. That’s all the training you need. I wonder who loads the rounds for the idiots?

Tony Niederberger's avatar

Your choice on how to use sidearms is an excellent way to get 'cookoffs' and possibly lose your hand in the process.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

You realize that in the spirit of don’s writing that was sarcastic?

Tony Niederberger's avatar

I don't know you. I can only comment on what you say.

EODMom's avatar

#13 - the cure has been known for a long time, even before modern “medicine.” Don’t have sex with strangers of either sex. Don’t have promiscuous sex with people you know.

Jeremy R's avatar

Don't have sex with anyone except your spouse.

RevMikeyMac's avatar

ITEM 17: Utah's Ruby Ridge moment - coming soon to a state near you.

Awake yet?

Richard White's avatar

Item 15: "Just a reminder that West Virginia is a terrible place to live with every snake known to man, forest fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes and volcanos."

You left out zombies. I've heard rumors.

Puddintaine's avatar

All WV needs to do to chase lefties way is have on-going ramp festivals & banjo music from the mountain tops to the hollers, won’t even need to disturb the critters. A Zombie or two would be a nice touch or at the very least an appearance by the Flatwoods Monster.

Jim Nelson's avatar

We all know from the John Denver song that WV is "almost heaven". Given the Biblical reference, atheist left-wing professors leaving FL will avoid WV like vampires avoid garlic and wooden stakes. Bottom line, Don, don't sweat their unlikely arrival.

Frank houck's avatar

Pence was,and still is, a useless fraud!!!!

Lawsy0's avatar

... but he has nice hair. No orange comb over for him. His silver locks just barely cover his horns.