Highlights of the news

Two polls today.

ITEM 1: The New York Post reported, “Disney’s New York HQ infested, appropriately enough, with mice.”

It is a good thing then that Walt did not start with Mickey Godzilla.

ITEM 2: Breitbart reported, “A brutal new television ad will hit airwaves in Kentucky this week ahead of November’s gubernatorial election slamming incumbent Democrat Gov. Andy Beshear for signing an order in early 2020, at the outset of the coronavirus pandemic, authorizing the release from prison of a ‘monster’ who sodomized a six-year-old child.”

Mike Dukakis feels Beshear’s pain.

Then again, the raped child feels the pain of the woman Willie Horton raped while on a weekend pass from a life sentence in prison for murder.

ITEM 3: Bonchie reported, “Democrats Froth and Seethe After John Kennedy Reads Gender Queer During Senate Hearing.”

Now why would they be upset about him reading a children’s storybook to them?

OK, the part where Little Red Riding Hood says, “What a big [censored] you have” and the Big Bad Wolf replies, “The better to [censored] you with, my dear” may have been a little inappropriate.

ITEM 4: WND reported, “Instagram censors teen detransitioner Chloe Cole for grotesque reason.”

They made her a he at 15. At 16, she tried to get back to being a she. At 19, Cole serves as a warning about the tranny craze.

But Zuckerberg the perv doesn’t not want anyone messing with the production of more T-girls and T-boys. With Epstein’s Island closed, where else can the elitists turn to get their jaded jollies?

ITEM 5: CNN reported, “The Democrat candidate in a competitive Virginia House district denounced reports that she and her husband had performed sexual acts on a pornographic livestreaming website, describing the sharing of those videos as ‘the worst gutter politics.’”

Candidate Susanna Gibson peddles sex tapes online and has 5,700 paying customers. She wants police to arrest Republicans for pointing that out. Maybe Democrats should not have nominated a porn star.

ITEM 6: The Daily Wire reported, “Virginia Democrats and Loudoun County’s George Soros-backed prosecutor are lashing out at Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) over his Sunday pardon of Scott Smith, whose daughter was raped in school and who the prosecutor, Buta Biberaj, personally sought to put in jail.”

The school board had him arrested for trespassing at a public meeting because he complained about his daughter’s rape. Let that sink in. The school system sided with the rapist because he said he was a girl and got to use the girls’ room.

Keep that tranny train rolling, Democrats, and watch Virginia flip red.

ITEM 7: WND reported, “The full 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals is being asked to weigh in on the controversy surrounding former Stockton, California, Fire Chief Ron Hittle, who went out and took a leadership training course after the city insisted he get the schooling, but then was fired because the world-renowned course was held in a church.”

How do you fire a man who is willing to walk through fire to save you?

ITEM 8: The Truth About Guns reported, “There are now six lawsuits (and counting) challenging New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham’s public health order suspending Second Amendment carry rights in the Bernalillo County and the city of Albuquerque. While literally no local authorities are willing to enforce her clearly unconstitutional diktat, Grisham is still claiming that the New Mexico State Police will do her dirty work.”

Oh now everyone is upset about suspending the Constitution, three years after the government suspended the right to attend church and arrested lone surfers.

Put the guv in jail for impersonating a medical doctor with her maniacal public health order.

ITEM 9: How bad was her order?

AP reported, “Federal judge blocks suspension of right to carry firearms in public ordered by New Mexico governor.”

Judge David Herrera Urias made the order. He’s a Biden judge!

ITEM 10: The Financial Times reported, “Republican megadonors wait for their anti-Trump champion.”

Like a book of wet matches, Christie, Pence and Hutchinson failed to ignite. Even Egg McMuffin did better back in the day. It is Pop Poll time: Who is the Never Trumpers’ only hope?

Ah yes, DeSantis. Laura Loomer reported, “Ron DeSantis Skips Work on His Birthday To Fundraise With Mitt Romney and Bush Family Political Donors.”

ITEM 11: AP reported, “A murderer who brazenly escaped from a Pennsylvania jail was captured Wednesday in the woods by a team of tactical officers, bringing an end to an intense search that terrified residents as the fugitive broke into homes for food, changed his appearance, and stole a van and rifle during two weeks on the run.”

He is just a poor illegal alien seeking refuge from the violent crime of Brazil — and his indictment for murder.

In Pennsylvania, he stabbed and murdered an ex-girlfriend in front of her two young children.

Illegal aliens. Doing the jobs Americans won’t do.

ITEM 12: Revolver reported, “Forget the police, the left now has a plan to DEFUND the Supreme Court of the United States.”

Reducing the number of law clerks from the 36 they now have will balance the budget.

ITEM 13: Mitt Romney won’t seek re-election as he stays one step ahead of the voters. The impeacher saw what happened to Lizard Cheney (the daughter, not the dad).

Mittens cited his age in an attempt to shoot one last elbow at Trump. But age didn’t stop the Mitt from backing Freeze Frame McConnell for the Senate leadership post.

ITEM 14: The Hill reported, “House GOP leaders Wednesday delayed a procedural vote for a Department of Defense appropriations bill amid hard-line conservative pressure on overall spending levels that threatened to sink the legislation.”

If the Pentagon wants money, it can stop funding abortion and transsexual surgery for the troops.

ITEM 15: Gizmodo reported, “A common ingredient in over-the-counter cold and cough medicines might not be long for this world. The Food and Drug Administration is about to decide whether oral phenylephrine should remain in OTC nasal decongestant drugs. Outside experts will deliberate the topic and offer their recommendations this week, but FDA scientists have already argued that oral phenylephrine is practically worthless.”

Ah yes, Sudafed Control. Legislatures across the nation restricted the purchase of Sudafed because meth heads were using it to make meth.

People still took meth. They just had to buy it from Mexico. Home-brewing was cutting into the profits of the drug cartels.

ITEM 16: The Daily Mail reported, “Washington DC is now so crime-ravaged that locals are driving tiny distances instead of walking and are too scared to go out during the day, as the woke city sees homicides spike by 29% in a YEAR.”

When government fails to lock up criminals, the innocents have to lock themselves up.

DC has 547 cops for every 100,000 residents — far and away the highest in the nation.

Chicago is second at 483. New York is third at 424. Who is running these departments? Silley Milley?

ITEM 17: Vlad Putin, the man behind the fake Russian dossier, came to his party’s aid again. No, he did not invade another country to justify a DC guns-for-bribes scheme. He gave an interview.

He said, “As for Trump, for us what is happening in today’s conditions, in my opinion, is good because it shows the rottenness of the American political system, which cannot pretend to teach others democracy.”

Well played, Democrats. Now if you oppose the persecution of Trump, you support Putin, DC’s favorite boogeyman.

ITEM 18: Matt Drudge screamed, “IT'S A BIDEN INDICTMENT!

“PREZ SON FACES 10 YEARS.

“HISTORIC PROSECUTIONS CONTINUE.”

After decades of collecting bribes for his dad and doing crack and meth, Hunter Biden is finally going to get a good scolding for owning a gun.

ITEM 19: Undercover DC reported, “J6 defendant Kyle Young sits in a medium-security prison in Arkansas where he is serving 86 months for one charge tied to his interaction with DC Metro Police Officer Michael Fanone. Young allegedly grabbed Fanone’s wrist, a three-second grasp that would later be categorized as ‘assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers.’ Young’s original indictment carried ten charges. All other charges were dropped when Kyle accepted a plea deal in April 2022—according to Andrea Young, Kyle’s wife, the DOJ’s final sentencing memorandum probably delivered the 7-year sentence.”

Oh?

I’m changing my name to Hunter Biden.

ITEM 20: The Boston Globe bellyached, “Planned Parenthood hoped to meet the post-Roe moment, but layoffs shake its staff.”

Maybe the baby killers should transition to butchering teens. Their back-alley abortionists could do transsexual surgery on minors — a growth industry in medicine.

ITEM 21: The New York Post reported, “‘Sad’ Oprah Winfrey was shocked over ‘vitriol’ of Maui fire donation backlash.”

Oprah’s sad. Are you happy now, you ingrates? Donate to the billionaire’s Maui Wowwee Slush Fund — or whatever she calls her charity — and turn Oprah’s frown upside down. MOGA — Make Oprah Glad Again.

ITEM 22: Fox reported, “Florida's surgeon general recommends those under 65 not get the newly updated COVID-19 shot.”

Has this shot been tested yet or are we the guinea pigs again?

ITEM 23: The Hill reported, “Navy will take ‘years to recover’ from Tuberville military hold, says Biden nominee.”

The comment came from Admiral Lisa Franchetti, the nominee for Chief of Naval Operations. She’s the first woman nominated for the position. Her can’t do attitude should make her the last woman nominated to be CNO. Gals, you have to up your game.

ITEM 24: Biden asked the Supreme Court to unblock the deep state from coercing social media to block citizens who criticize the government. The court will decide next week whether to allow this intrusion on civil liberties.

The First Amendment protects hate speech, misinformation and disinformation. But is it misinformation if the information is true?

ITEM 25: AP reported, “Federal judge again declares that DACA is illegal with issue likely to be decided by Supreme Court.”

This time DACA may be caca because it was created by Obama and never approved by Congress. Last time the court heard a case, it discovered a clause in the Constitution that allows black presidents to bypass Congress like this.

ITEM 26: NYT said, “Biden Taps Penny Pritzker to Drive Ukraine’s Economic Revival.”

Translation: A corrupt Chicago banker will head a corrupt Democrat president’s disbursal of taxpayer money to rebuild a corrupt country. Sure, defense contractors got fat but the real money is in the reconstruction.

ITEM 27: The Washington Times reported, “Nebraska woman, 21, sues doctors who removed her breasts at 16 as part of ‘gender-affirming care.’”

This is how you end this nightmare. A billion-dollar verdict would shut the hospitals down. So would imprisoning doctors but our crooked legislators would never dare ban it or do anything to displease the LGBT crowd.

ITEM 28: AP reported, “About 13,000 U.S. auto workers stopped making vehicles and went on strike Friday after their leaders couldn’t bridge a giant gap between union demands in contract talks and what Detroit’s three automakers are willing to pay.”

13,000?

50 years ago, GM alone had 470,000 workers.

The companies are collapsing and their CEOs have golden parachutes. Why not the remaining workers? When the companies finally die, the press will blame the workers anyway.

The de-industrialization of America is the saga of baby boomers. They will be the last middle-class factory workers.

ITEM 29: PJ Media reported, “Newsom Announces $267 Million Program to Combat Organized Retail Theft.”

Just enforce the law and give the money to the stores as reparations for the damage of systemic socialism in the Fool’s Gold State.

ITEM 30: The Daily Mail reported, “Married South Dakota governor Kristi Noem and Trump advisor Corey Lewandowski have been having a years-long clandestine affair.”

At least it wasn’t Steve Bannon.

ITEM 31: Kristen Welker debuts as the hostess of Meet the Press on Sunday. She scored the biggest get possible in DC — Trump who lives in Florida. NBC dispatched this portion of the interview:

WELKER: I want to ask you about the case related to Mar-a-Lago. A new charge suggests you asked a staffer to delete security camera footage so it wouldn't get into the hands of investigators.

TRUMP: That’s false.

WELKER: Did you do that? It’s false?

TRUMP: False. But let me tell you what else.

WELKER: Would you testify to that under oath?

TRUMP: Let me tell — sure, I’m going to — I’ll testify.

WELKER: You’d testify to that under oath?

TRUMP: Look, it’s a fake charge by this deranged lunatic prosecutor who lost in the Supreme Court nine to nothing, and he tried to destroy lots of lives. He's a lunatic. So it’'s a fake charge. But more importantly, the tapes weren’t deleted. In other words, there was nothing done to them. And, they were my tapes. I could have fought them. I didn’t even have to give them the tapes, I don’t think. I think I would have won in court. When they asked for the tapes, I said, “Sure.” They’re my tapes. I could have fought them. I didn't even have to give them. Just so you understand, though, we didn't delete anything. Nothing was deleted.

WELKER: So that’s false. The people who testified —

TRUMP: Number one, the statement is false. Much more importantly, when the tapes came, and everybody says this, they weren’t deleted. We give them 100%.

WELKER: Okay, let’s —

TRUMP: And just so you know, I offered them. I said if you want to look at tapes, you can look at them.

FINALLY, this week, Democrats marked the anniversary of 9/11 with Biden in Alaska.

Remember Barack Obama’s pastor’s reaction to 9/11:

“The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing God Bless America. No, no, no, God damn America, that’s in the Bible for killing innocent people.

“God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.”

He also said, “We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye.

“We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”

And they say Muslims didn’t cheer.