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Item 30: “Michelle Obama Skips Jimmy Carter’s Funeral to Vacation in Hawaii.”

I can't believe anybody missed her. Who reported it, and did Hawaii media ask, "Why the hell is she still here?"

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That made me laugh

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Our nation's first ladies run the gamut, from Beetle Butt Obama to Melania Trump. Reminds me of the Disney movie BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

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This is absolutely not the way to speak of the Lord of Kenya and his husband. 🥎🥎🍆

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I can't believe anyone cares where he goes.

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Michelle is forever ‘snarly’.

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That comment took some really big 🏀🏀 to say but Mike’s got quite the pair himself. I can’t begin to imagine who spearheaded the Tranny circus. (That’s a lie but at least I always tell on myself since the “little birdy” doesn’t call me out anymore lol)

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Jake Tapper

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If I may. “Why is HE still here?”

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#6 - never doubt the power of prayer. James Woods documented the fire from his home until he was forced to evacuate, and was later told that it had been destroyed. He appeared on numerous Fox News shows talking about it and we Christian conservatives began to pray for him. Probably millions of us. Yesterday he was able to return to his neighborhood and found that the houses all around his were destroyed. But his house survived.

Oops! I posted right after reading #6 and just now got down to #18. I should have known that Don would already be on top of it. Sorry!

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ITEM 22: Judge Bribe Merchant sentenced Donald Trump to nothing because that was what the case was. Nothing.

Meanwhile, Trump is still under a gag order and no one knows what he was charged with.

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I suspect that once his conviction makes its way to the SCOTUS, the justices will overturn the conviction and issue an opinion that the officials responsible for the case be ordered to undergo another review by the Bar and retake their Bar exams before practicing law again.

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It should be overturned at a much lower level.

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From your lips to God's ears!

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Arsonists clearly start the fires (I wouldn't put it past some terrorist group's involvement, however) but DEI also clearly has something to do with a) the duration of those fires, and b) the inept response to those fires

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The fires could have started from a wide range of possibilities. I'm not so sure about arson, though among the huge number of illegals in California, one can't count out deliberate attack. But also consider the huge homeless and drifter population in California. I have done quite a bit of camping out West, and many drifters "live" / informally camp in the 'natural' areas around the urban areas, and are therefore cooking without proper equipment and safeguards. Fires could easily start from this.

But unquestionably, incompetent Democratic government and DEI helped set the conditions for (as joated said so well) "a) the duration of those fires, and b) the inept response to those fires".

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Don't forget, for years instead of clearing brush and trees from power line lanes PG&E donated to the committees regulating the clearing.

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TPG - I believe that early on, James Woods attributed some of the homeless encampments to how some of the fires got out of control

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There is video of one of those lesbian dei hires being asked about carrying someone out of a burning building. She replies that maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place. Look up America's untold stories on YouTube.

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Another words, she hates men.

She looks big enough to carry a horse.

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Probably started as a horse...

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Ended up a Bull Dike.

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lol

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It is a shame Clownifornians don’t treat arsonist like Floridans would treat arsonists.

Down here they would have been shot on the spot.

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Looters,too. Which is a thing in the evac zones right now. We aren’t hearing much, but I have friends there telling me this is happening.

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People who try to loot before/during or after a hurricane are shot.

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amen

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ITEM 15: The Bezos Post reported, “Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking answers to more than 70 questions“…

Hegseth should philibuster each question beginning with the phrase, “I come from a middle class family….”

What’s good for the goose….

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That would be fun!

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The logic of hate: Lefties were delighted that James Woods lost his home in the Palisades fires and attributed it to Karma. I guess the owners of the other 10,000 plus homes that were destroyed were collateral damage. I'll leave it to the lunatics to sort out the fact that his home is still standing.

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One can never have enough contempt for Keith Olbermann. I predict that one day there will be a lot of people attending his burial... just to get a chance to pee on his grave.

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I can’t believe one human would wish that upon another human. Lot to be said for who he works for.

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You know how leftists feel (they don't think). In their view you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

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Only they never deliver on the omelet, just a lot of broken eggs, and then there’s an egg shortage, and then…..

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How they feeeeel. Exactly right. And they have absolutely no common sense. And no sense of humor, but good at reciting talking points with an air of condescension. I know of what I speak, as am surrounded, but I soldier on haha.

Thanks, Don, for giving me a place to hang out for intelligent conversation.

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eight years ago i told a friend of mine he needed to sell his million dollar home, move away from los angles and get the hell out of kalifornia (he's a good conservative although his adult children and (now ex) wife are all bone hard liberal woke dummies). he heeded my advice but all the rest stayed there in kalifornia. of course he had to write his (now ex) wife a three million dollar check but sanity and safety trump coin. the guy is now a happy camper and the rest of the family's a train wreck.

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Trump should market tshirts with line “Felon in Chief”

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ITEM 14: The Virginia Mercury reported, an Emerson College poll found “56% of voters [in Virginia] agree that climate change could be a factor in the recent heavy snowstorms that disrupted parts of the state, while 44% disagree.”

Now invalid and poorly run polls are predicting the weather. My question is why can't climate change make up its mind since it is also listed as the cause of the California wildfires. Is it Fire and Brimstone or a Frozen Tundra as the outcome? They never seem to be able to make up their mind if it is global warming or cooling.

Polling seems to be borrowing methodology from another profession: Astrology

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When your Bingo card squares are all labeled "Climate Change", it doesn't matter what happens with the weather, the answer is always the same.

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👍

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That is a really good analogy, Jim.

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Item 6. ❤️🙏🙏 God in your eternal mercy please help them. My heart goes out to them. It’s horrible

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Item 26: Trump now joins the ranks of other convicted felons: MLK, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ

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Great point! Thanks.

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re: “U.S. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, ‘Ukraine is the biggest military success story of our time.’ ”

... only if you view it in the same light that -10 is a bigger number than -50.

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DEI didn’t cause the fires, but it certainly turned them into an unnecessary calamity.

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Item 11. Biden and Trudeau should start a consulting firm that specializes in turning advanced civilizations into third world $#!+ holes.

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ITEM 25: Eric Daugherty tweeted, “Mark Zuckerberg ordered Meta offices to remove tampons from the men's bathrooms—NYT.”

But did he check to see if Musak is still playing "The Red River Valley"?

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