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This has got to stop. I can't get anything done anymore watching (and quietly cheering about) everything that Trump does/says which is then followed by all the DemoCommies wailing about it.

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And the "resistance", both domestic and foreign, is woefully unprepared for what is going to roll over them. They have convinced themselves for years that Trump is a buffoon, a grifter, etc., etc., so they imagine that they, being smarter than he is, will be able to stop him.

There's not enough popcorn in the world to supply the coming demand.

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Too much winning…and the first 7 days is not over….will PDJT47 rest on the 7th day? Like Señor Surber….

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PDJT will not rest. Lots to do, too little time.

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I keep using the word Glorious because I can't think of any thing stronger.

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Celestial works for me. God is obviously running this show and He is answering my every prayer even better than imagined…as usual.

And if you needed a clue He has gifted us with His signature sense of humor. Our hard working 6 day week Don has me LOLing, chortling, giggling, singing along, and DJT happy dancing which is a lot kinder to senior knees than the Twist, even the Mashed Potato or certainly the Bunny Hop and is apparently internationally translatable.

Thanks, Don for another start to a delightful Saturday round-up.

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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Democrats were blasted 'cuz their people were atrocious

Trump won now -republican fun -rub it in their noses

supercali-trump-delicious-expialidocious

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SCORE!!!

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Bam!!

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That's great!!!!!

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Every Democrat voted against Hegseth- was that the story? No! They 'The MSM' describe it as Trump-o-mania. Hilarious. The fact that not ever Fetterman crossed over ( did not want to be a 'Democrat" Mitt Romney) gives you some idea of the pressure Dems put on to obstruct this nomination And because 3-Republicans dissented they call the opposition Bi-partisan. Idiots. Herding Republicans is harder than herding cats. Herding Democrats is like herding sheep.

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01/25/25: Yes, I do sense that sometime in the year 2051, the evil element of monotony will start to overwhelm our deliriums of joy and delight... at which time, we have ICE deport it...

--- "ITEM 7 ... 'CNN Boss Warns Star Hosts to Avoid Trashing Trump’s Record.'

"No longer is it about ratings. It is about survival..."

CNN's Russian Hoaxer Alisyn Camerota was bounced out of "her thankless job" at CNN in December 2024. Without a farewell party (sob)...

Ex-CNN CEO Zucker and Gollust --- his Kamala-Harris-in-the-office mistress --- had to throw her one. Must have been a fun gathering, what with all the CNN-fired attendees, including the effervescently senile Don Lemon.

Hey, when you get good ratings, the network gives you a raise, not the bum's rush. But not in guilt-trip CNNLand.

--- We recently realized how similar these three people are:

"Note the separated-at-births: NFL frat boy commish Roger Goodell, ex-FBI frat boy Fay Wray, and Bank of America CEO frat boy CEO Moynihan (who got his ears pummeled by Trump while Moynihan was at Davos).

"Fascinating how they became identically moldy with the passage of time, eh?"

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“The election proved that democracy is pretty far down on people’s priority list.”

Not as far down as you are Hussein, you limp-wrist maggot.

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Kinda funny how he thinks he's still relevant.

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Isn’t it telling that the guy who was president for 8 years doesn’t know that the US is a Republic? Guess they didn’t teach that in Indonesia.

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To be expected from ozero who claimed the sweetest music is the muslim call to prayer D.J.

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I remember and that’s when I had no doubt at all abt his loyalties. Allah whatever…

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Candy-Arse Obama, who helped to propel Harris beyond Biden after primaries.

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01/25/25: Yeah, with his help, she cleared the one-inch poll vaulting event...

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We now know that Obama does not know the definition of democracy, let alone a republic.

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Or ‘Woman’ either…

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He misspoke. He actually meant "Our Democracy".

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Barak Who?

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Miss-u everyday Preezy! Barak Hussain Obama…Mm Mm Mm…..

Wonder if DC Sidwell Friends School kindergarten teachers still teach that rhyme….

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cut the man some slack - he is clearly having trouble with his wife.

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01/25/25: Who might you be quoting?

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I went against the current and voted for foreign aid. Foreign aid goes out and then comes back to fund politicians of all stripes. It's a money laundering operation that needs to stop. BTW: I'm glad we've identified three republican senators that need to be ostracized and kicked out of the party. Their time in the sun is over.....

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Totally agree with you but the GREAT news is we have so many wonderful things to choose from! BTW, I picked the J6ers but wanted All of the Above!

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Amen Jake !

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State dept was giving away $70 billion FY 2023….

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01/25/25: Every penny of it borrowed.

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Past time.

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Never forget fraud Cornyn from Texas Jake!!

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Trump's best action? I vote for All of the Above.

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Dancing with the star ... his wife.

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Dancing with Melania was my vote also

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Always nice to get a 'like' and a reply/nice comment is best. She may he the greatest First Lady ever all time. Do you recall Eleanor R?

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I did too just because. I’m trying to read Melania’s book but can’t seem to get past the latest PDJT news. Not wanting to miss anything that makes my heart zing, I have the TV on RAV mute, checking out the crawl from time to time. Still on page 30. I admit I’m wallowing in being right to those who have denigrated my choices since 2007.

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Yup

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Don, I do appreciate your humorous Polls. But today I voted for the J6ers. The J6 prosecutions were simply not funny and 1500 outrages too far. America has its First Amendment and we all want to keep it. Thank you Don for your column and thank you America for voting for freedom.

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Trump has done more in four days than Joe did in four years, which is like God's timing. A day to God is a year to us.

On another topic, will GMC have to rename their Denali truck Mt. McKinley now that there is no Denali?

https://www.gmc.com/trucks/sierra/1500/denali

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Did more than Biden in 51 years on our payroll.

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Bdn 🇨🇳🇺🇦🇷🇺 did a lot, it was just all bad for Americans but very lucrative for his family. So glad that family packed their hobo bags and left our White House. Hope the fumigators came in right after.

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Biden and Victoria Nuland’s million dead in Ukraine (recently…let alone Stalin’s Holomodor the NYT did not report) would agree if they were still alive.

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I think the Democrat fumigators have been on retainer since the Clinton's departure in 2000.

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Yes, Amy, that’s another way of looking at it.

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The National Park surrounding Mt. McKinley retains its name.

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We should make it a sanctuary for democrats and alter the name to denial. Give them some tents and a LED fake fire to sing cumbia around during the Australian summer or what's left of it.

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Totally doable.

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If it were in my power, I would ban the use of two words forevermore: democracy and bipartisan. Neither word means what it means; they are simply code words, used by those who want to fundamentally transform America (yeah, remember that guy?) into their version of a socialist paradise.

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I’ve always said that “democracy” is democrat code for “democrat party power”. So, in a sense Trump really was and is a “threat to our democracy”.

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Astute observation and spot on Steve.

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You mean hell, don't you?

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“ “The election proved that democracy is pretty far down on people’s priority list.”

—Barack Obama

He mispronounced “Bureaucracy”

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Lov it

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It's because of Democrats that you have such a plethora of observations. You should thank them. This is one of your better highlights of the week editions, but they're all good. Glad to subscribe.

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Thank you

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“El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A plethora.

Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.”

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Well done Bubble.

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Why, thank you, kind sir.

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"ITEM 22: CNBC reported, “President Donald Trump on Friday said he plans to take executive action to overhaul—or possibly end—the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, slamming the agency for its response to historic floods in North Carolina.”"

In 2012 when I was still working as a Village Administrator we had to open our Emergency Operations Center to manage a HUGE warehouse fire set by an arsonist. We were pretty much on our own for the first 10 hours, with 26 volunteer fire departments assisting and 20 pieces of heavy construction equipment I was able to round up from contractors we did business with between 2 am and 5 am. Our county EOC director was an absolute gem to work with. She didn't try to take over and run things, she just said how can I help.

Then the next day the state and federal people showed up and organization went to hell. Federal EPA got in the way, the state EOC director was a pain in the ass, and both thought they should be in charge.

Trump is right. Give state and local officials block grants to handle big disasters, then get the bloody hell out of the way!

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The eight most terrifying words, per Ronald Reagan:

“We’re from the government. We’re here to help.”

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I agree that FEMA should be dismantled. I have some reservations about leaving crisis management to Democrat governors. North Carolina’s Dem governor has been AWOL - absolutely abominable.

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Federal government "help" never helps

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“Help” from the feds takes twice as long and costs twice as much as help provided by locals and organizations such as Samaritan’s Purse.

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Another all of the above poll. And great new lyrics to Age of Aquarius (do we need a new title too?). It’s a beautiful morning.

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Yes and I like “O’ America”. by our favorite tenor the lyrics could have been written for PDJT47. Incredibly poignant when Christopher Maccino performed it during the Inaugural celebration.

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From the Halls of San Diego to the Shores of El Paso

We will catch Pelosi's gardeners and show them where to go.

First to fight the invasion

And to make our borders clean

You can tell your mom you got sent home

By a United States Marine.

Great first line my good sir.

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👍😉

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Ooh-Rah!

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Bravo!

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Item 3. The only coitus male Dems experience is doing it to our country.

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I read every word of Surber’s column almost every time they come out. He can be hysterical as well as insightful.

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I like reading the comments too. You learn something new every day.

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The mind of Don S. Is brilliant. Like a picture is worth a thousand words… Don’s Words do it in sentences. Thank You for sharing your thoughts …PS; I wish had started reading your Newspaper byline years ago… I’ll be researching the archives..

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This week's highlights have to rank among the best ever due to the whirlwind that is Donald J. Trump. I am in awe of what he has accomplished in his first week in office (actually first five days). I will comment on one issue which is the poll question. As a resident of East Tennessee, I chose helping the Hurricane Helene victims in NC and TN. If ever there was a contrast between FJB and PDJT, it was the response to the folks there in their time of need. Also, it was nice seeing him shutting that windbag Sherman down.

One last comment which is somewhat self-serving. In the four years he was in office, not once did I use the title "President" in front of FJB's name. He was illegitimately elected and I never regarded him as our President. He will now be relegated to the dung heap of history as the worst person to ever occupy the White House.

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