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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

Good point, Don.

Can the Repubs (at least) agree among themselves not to worry about the rest of the world’s shitholes, while we’re racing toward the Cliffs of Shitholedome?

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A brief review of Haiti's history is quite enlightening, albeit monumentally depressing. It was initially just another Caribbean island with a small indiginous population, but it had the misfortune of being colonized by France. The French imported millions of Africans to work their sugar and tobacco plantations. In fact, the current population of Haiti is almost exclusively descended from those black Africans. When the Haitian slave revolt occurred, it was perhaps the bloodiest revolution in the Western Hemisphere to that point in time, with indiscriminate slaughter of the French population, causing many, if not most of the surviving Europeans to flee, leaving the mess it had created to fester. And yes, it incuded cannibalism, something that the imported Africans brought with them from their natal lands. They also brought their animist religion with them, which gradually morphed into the "voodoo/voodou" cult that predominates even today. Curiously, the French also brought Roman Catholicism to the island, and attempted to inculcate it into the slaves, but that resulted in an strange admixture of Catholicism and voodoo which remains the dominant "religion" among Haitians. And the Biden cabal has been bringing Haitians into our country in rather significant amounts. They can join their fellow former slaves in the urban enclaves to which they are imported, bringing all kinds of vibrant multi-cultural experiences to the beleagured Americans who have the misfortune to already live there. It'll be great once they take over. Just think; there'll be jerk chicken/beef/pork restaurants all over to satisfy the gustatory demands of our cosmopolitan gourmets! Only, the provenance of the meat in the entree might be somewhat suspicious.

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Could someone give us a number on how much we have spent on the South side of Chicago or for that matter Baltimore? Guess what folks, money is not the answer. There is a deep rooted culture of violence that, as far as I can see, is not something that sane people can deal with, let alone change. Best to leave the Beast to devour its own and keep it in the pockets of hopelessness that it has spawned. The only solution for those who ask for saving is to relocate them to a better place, but the chances of them surviving that transition is not a given either. Perhaps someone can set up an exchange program with all these nations who are sending their poor and wretched to our shores. Surely our poor and wretched could use a change of scenery.

No easy answers and they sure as heck are not going to be found in the hallowed halls of DC.

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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

POLL: I'd trust Haitian barbecue long before I'd ever give ANY donations to Hillary.

I would, however, support the Haitians barbequing Hillary.

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We're sending taxpayer dollars to help with "food security"? Sounds like the Haitians have that one figured out already.

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Haiti, Schmaiti. Enough with the distractions. They want everybody to get their panties in a wad with another distraction from the border crisis. So let's get to the issue and pound it into the voters thick skulls. Every political asshole, whether Democrat or Rhino needs to be the subject of a wanted poster, like the ones on the post office wall. If you voted for open borders, you get a poster –– with your mugshot and a VOTE THE BASTARD OUT headline. The message is "This anti-American asshole voted to allow the illegal scum of the earth to be your neighbor; snd free to rape, plunder and murder. He or she will turn your life into a nightmare. VOTE THEM OUT OF OFFICE. It will take time, but the message will resonate and will help Donald J. Trump.

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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

Meanwhile a morning “News” show is using more air time on the Princess of Wales AI photo than Boeing jets falling

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Apt, Don. Are our seniors adequately taken care of in terms of monthly cash and medical care like illegals?

No. Taking care of our own is the last agenda of the assholes in D.C.

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"Biden said he threatened Netanyahu with a come-to-Jesus moment." Jewish Bibi's response was "I'm not familiar with this phrase". Classic.

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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

I can't wait for the "Save Haiti" signs and Haitian flags to start popping up in my "I support the current thing!" community here in Mao-aland.

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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

Trump was right again about there being 💩 hole countries.

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Mar 12·edited Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

I’m sick and tired of everybody making Hilliary and Willy their favorite punch.

What about those kids they were supposed to have saved the last time they visited Haiti, huh?

I’m 76 and I don’t ever remember Haiti ever being a place that got 4 stars on Trip Advisor. My earliest memories involved shrivelled Papa Doc Duvalier, his son ‘Fat Boy’ Baby Doc Duvalier, Fat Boys hot wife, Michele (My Belle), the Tonton Macute, Voodoo, a bunch of seriously weird looking old broads done up like African Witch Doctors running around waving dead chickens over their heads,the walking dead, cannibalism (even then), and it being the AIDS capital of the western hemisphere. And here is Big Joe implying it’s gone downhill since then!

I read where the F-35 can now ‘legally’ carry (I wonder who is in charge of that) nuclear ordnance. Why not try it out there and put these poor people out of their misery. I mean have you seen Hiroshima lately!

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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

Giving or sending money to Haiti is very much like flushing your money down the toilet.

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Mar 12·edited Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

That Haiti money is intended for two things. The first and foremost purpose is to donate to Hillary’s Non-profit Haitians for Hillary/FJB/ANYBODY Who Can Beat Trump presidential campaign fund. If Trump wins, the remaining funds will be used to establish a Haitian sanctuary for US deep state exiles. Those folks need somewhere to escape to. Just saying!

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Mar 12Liked by Don Surber

Deflection. This has been happening since time time immemorial, no? Part of the reason we are in the Ukraine. The other part being the continuation of the blackmail payoffs from the Biden Crime Syndicate. It is business as usual. And BTW, who is going to come to our aid when we descend to the burning down of cities, the rape and pillage of roving street gangs, and the cannibalism right here in what was once America?

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Mar 12·edited Mar 15Liked by Don Surber

Trying to fix Haiti is like trying to train a cat to fetch the paper and your slippers. Neither one is within the bounds of reality and as a cat owner (if there is such a thing), Don knows this all too well. So why is the State Dept. sending troops and giving a few hundred million dollars to Haiti instead of admitting that this poor excuse for a nation is beyond salvation? As Don as surmised, it's just another distraction from their own failures and, in the best "liberal" fashion, to show how much they care about those poor, black wretches who desperately need Uncle Sugar's guidance and care. Forgive my sarcasm, but this just seems like another Hollywood sequel of a previous movie we didn't like the first time.

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