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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Democrats are Cancer cells. They destroy one area and then move to another healthy area and start the cycle of destruction again.

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Locusts come to mind too.

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Locusts had my vote too

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Parasites. They suck the lifeblood out of everything they touch.

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In the current large cities (LA, SF, NYC, Philly and Washington DC just to name a few), Martial Law should be declared. Since the police don't do anything to combat crime, but DO want their paycheck, I say to bring out the National Guard with orders to 'Shoot to kill." We, as a country, are about to become non-existent if nothing drastic is not done. For the democrats to want to use Chicago as next year's rallying point, that should tell you just how far removed from reality liberals really are.

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That would solve the problem. Thing is, politicians steal your wallet and then help you look for it. They create the problem, and then get long term power by promising to fix the problem, which they never do. If they fix the problem, they are less important. If the problem festers, they get money and people and build up a base of power. Democrats (Lyndon Johnson) put black peoples back into dependency and misery in a cynical ploy to get votes. It worked. Where were the major centers of discrimination in this country? Democrats run those cities and states. The Klan was a Democrat run organization. Tou want to solve the poverty problem? Take away the social safety hammock. You want to solve crime? Put criminals away for a long time. You want to solve Democrats? Prosecute the leadership for treason. Put them away for life or against a wall with a military firing squad. The evidence is all out in the open now. You want to eliminate the Chinese Communust Party threat? Close our capital markets and prohibit Chinese investment in the USA and no Chinese university students. The right thing is always the hard thing. Nobody wants to do the hard thing.

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The 'Hard thing' you refer to takes courage and only Mr. Trump has shown that in the last few 60 years or so. Nixon had gall, not courage although he did get us out of Vietnam. Mr. Reagan ?? I agreed with every single he said, but he was a disaster as President. Please people, unless you want to see the insanity that the liberals want to become the norm, bring Mr. Trump back to power.

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Trump has to finish what he started. No other way.

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Bravo, Tanto!

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The democrats keep going to Chicago because they refuse to learn from their own history.

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The Democrats don't want ANYONE to learn from their sordid history.

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They are delusional to have chosen Chicago.

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While most Democrats are incompetent, I believe our main problem is that far too many are really and truly, evil.

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I've heard that any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

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Incompetence would at least have random positive outcomes here and there. Malice has none. I'm voting for malice.

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You make a good point.

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Why are they trucking contaminated dirt from Ohio to Texas? Why not take it to Chicago? It’s closer and could be a start of that wall that needs to be built around the place.

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Why does Texas allow it!

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

All true, Don! What I find curiouser and curiouser is why (except for MTG) the Republicans stand by and say and do NOTHING. Whatever happened to the thousands of hours of J6 video that phony Tucker and phony Kevin were going to analyze and expose? To analyze what is going on is simple. Voters expect politicians to DO what they said they would and, with damn few exceptions, they never do. That's what makes Trump so appealing.

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Well they are both simultaneously the Stupid Party and members of the UniParty. That gets you nothing.

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

These accidents and derailment seem to happen with alarming frequency. Apparently it only occurs in those that are carrying toxic materials. Maybe Butplug does have a purpose.

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Apr 14, 2023·edited Apr 14, 2023

P.S. My apologies for calling the Secretary of Transportation Buttplug but I do not know how to spell his last name much less pronounce it. I know I could look it up but why put in more effort than he/she/it does.

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I accidentally pushed the restack button. what exactly does this do?

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I have no idea what it does

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I notice you did it to one of my posts the other day. Didn't see any difference in that post. Probably a secret police thing and we're all going to hang. LOL

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That was to see what it did. It did nothing

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LOL

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Yes, the Dems do ruin everything they touch. Why? The answer is simple: Because they can. The D elites never suffer the consequences of their policies and most of their voters don't care enough to demand change. So, if I may quote Instapundit once again concerning people who vote against their own interests: Good and hard, gooder and harder, goodest and hardest. Sadly, that doesn't seem to make a whit of difference. I use Chicago as the latest example of voters who will make their city even worse, if that's possible, with the election of their latest mayor. The only thing you can do is to not live in those hell-hole D-run cities or states or visit them.

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Apr 14, 2023·edited Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I don’t understand why people want to live in large cities, and I respect all of Don’s readers that do. I really don’t understand why anyone would live in the large, democrat shitholes.

As my kids got older and had job opportunities, I warned them to avoid states dominated by one (or more) shithole large city, like Illinois, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, etc. The rest of the state is just fine, but it is dragged down in oh so many ways by the dominant city.

Add Georgia to the list. Unfortunately, Georgia won’t be the last state to turn.

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Georgia is on its way to turning, I think, and others will follow. Voters just don't seem to get the consequences of their votes.

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Voters get the consequences of their votes. However, when votes are manufactured, changed or dumped, the electorate realizes their votes don’t matter. The electorate opinions do not matter to those installed in power. Sadly, Luann the downwind effect will not be good for anyone.

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You're right. We have to factor in the cheating. But still, voters really have to smarten up and stop voting against their own interests.

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Agree about Minnesota. We moved here six years ago to serve a church (in a rural red area); can't wait to retire in a couple more years and GET OUT. The twin cities are a cesspool that contaminate the rest of the state, and all the "Minnesota nice" people put up with it!

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Thank you. All of the above is normally the right answer.

So where are the filthy democrats who created that mess and are now running going? Hopefully not Texas? We have enough with the current crop and RINOs like Phelan.

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Austin is Soon to be San Francisco

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It's hard to hit like for that, but you are sadly correct. Followed by Houston and Dallas.

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Thank you for the poll option Mr. Surber.You chose the perfect subject for use of this option.Living in the socialistic state of Ore.I have managed to avoid Portland and the lib held cities as much as possible.Living near a Capital city with no commercial air service tells us the nuts are running the asylums and their voters live in tents on the street where ever they decide to park the shopping carts.The southern states are looking greener every day but wives are hard rulers sometimes.Thank you for the continuing exposure of idiocy posing as government.

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

good morning mr surber, congrats has to be in order since i saw last nite your column made it to the Citizens Free Press! i cannot be surprised any longer by the dems acts of stupidity, carelessness, or jus the simple wanted acts of total destruction of our country. perhaps their mantra should be if you shit on it, they will come, doesn't sound right? passing out clean hypodermic needles, safe spaces to inject, giving them the correct pronouns, taking away fossil fuels, my gas stove, furnace, water heater, the latest and best , surprised you didn't mention it was the crack addict that yeah wait, high as f..k, peeled down her bloomers and shat a kid out right on the sidewalk in comifornia......this is what they have done, and what really concerns me is that there is way more to come wtfu murica!

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

It’s called “Suber’s Choice” (hat tip to Mr. Hobson)

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Is there a decent Democrat left? I'll wait....

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Short answer to your question: No.

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Apr 14, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Not much of an option, more like a foregone conclusion!

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Some days are like this:

If this life is driving you to drink

Sitting round wondering just what to think

Well I've got some consolation

I'll give it to you if I might

You know, I don't worry about a thing

'Cuz I know nothing's going to be alright

You know this world's just one big trouble spot

'Cuz some have plenty and some have not

You know, I used to be troubled

But I finally saw the light

Now I don't worry about a thing

'Cuz I know nothing's going to be alright

- the late, great Mose Allison

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Democrats do excel at failure and all of their initiatives point people in the direction of death and depopulation. Abortion, EVs, inflation, covid fakeness, untested jabs, etc.

This is a legit site on Chicago crime: http://heyjackass.com/

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