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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

That poll is an insult to oatmeal.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"If this keeps up for another 11 months, Republicans may not be able to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory again."

This is the best line I've read in a long time. Sarcasm is the best form of humor . . .and truth.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"Conservatives have Democrats roasting over a Dumpster fire."

Yes, a dumpster fire that has been burning since BLM took over Portland. May it sear them mercilessly in the upcoming election. This is an honest question: Can anyone tell me just one good policy Joe Biden has created to our quality of life? Just one.

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Nov 28, 2023·edited Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Great post, Donald. We have lost $1,000 per month for 24 months now due to Xiden - and GLOBALIST REPUBLICANS LIKE COCAINE MITCH and 15 other DECEPTICONS - cutting off new hydrocarbon energy and printing trillions.

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I appreciate the encouragement here but I'm concerned with complacency from our side. I admit. I was complacent in 2020 when Biden was campaigning from his basement and drew a dozen or so followers when he did venture out. Meanwhile, Trump was drawing thousands every week throughout the country. I thought the election was in the bag. It was. It was in the bag of ballots harvested by the cheaters in the blue states.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"Mel Torme had chestnuts roasting over an open fire. Conservatives have Democrats roasting over a Dumpster fire." Damn, you're good Don.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Just because the black community passively declines to vote doesn't mean they won't vote. Someone will cast their vote appropriately for them. They just will save them the trouble of actually voting in person.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I can’t eat oatmeal anymore, because it’s full of carbs.

I can’t stand democrats, because they’re full of crap.

I’ll take the oatmeal every time.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Before we take a celebratory lap remember the Republicans have been in disarray with RINOs never Trumpers and the Shit Romney collations for years. The Democrats may be F ups at everything from Slavery to Jim Crow to the economy. However they are great at one thing: printing votes. Don the pole left off the obvious choice: Satan.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

The cat finally has an appropriate list of possibilities. A bowl of oatmeal is the perfect answer. Day-old oatmeal. With spoiled milk. And an unspeakable object left on top by the cat. Even that would be better than our current administration.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

The Dems did this to themselves. They courted the likes of AOC and her gang of hate-filled terrorists to stir up the younger voters who think life is so bad for them, and now it has backfired. The crazy half of the party is trying to eat the slightly less crazy half, and the meal half don't like it. Remember, even with all their crazy diverse agendas, the Dems have always managed to come together to vote as a block when it mattered. Ironic that now, the party that hates religion is being spilt because of its stance on support for Israel. It almost makes one believe that there is some level of decency still left among some in the donkey party ..........almost. The Dem party cannot put the Genie back in the box here and remove the radicals from power without a huge fight they are unwilling or too cowardly to have. They are stuck with what they created and it will only get worse between now and election time. The Genie is out of control and no one can figure out how, or is willing, to contain it. The Dem minority leader is no leader at all. He can't even control Jamal Bowman, a rookie congressman who is so bone chillingly stupid he didn't think it was a big deal to pull a fire alarm right before a vote in a building with more security cameras than Ft. Knox. This is all good news for the GOP I guess but I don't see much effort to exploit the deep Dem divide from anyone. The GOP needs to put the Hunter/Joe Biden investigation on hold and let Trumps DOJ do it when he is in office. The DOJ can also figure out where all the money went in Ukraine and who benefited, right or left side, from it so it never happens again. The GOP needs to spend more time putting out quality spending bills that will help reign in out of control spending and help control inflation. It's time for the GOP to start working for the country instead of just against the Democrat party.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Whatever! This kids is why ‘We’ don’t need any bullshit discussions about a second party on the Right! Let them punch one another out, giving our side good talking points and initiatives, because this is one way we can win.

We here in Canada know all too well what 2nd and 3rd political party’s are all about. You don’t need it, not now, not ever!

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Anyone else get the notice from Social Security about their 2024 increase? My SS payment went up--just as the press was boasting--but then Medicare went up too. Net is going to be less than I'm getting this year. Talk about inflation! Even the fixed portion of my income is decreasing.

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Like a dead carp, the Democrats are rotting from the head. I say, let's celebrate.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Kinda amazing that a woman without a soul, heart, or functioning forebrain would accuse others of not having a soul. Well, takes one to know one.

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Nov 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I don't even like oatmeal, but I'd vote for it over any of the other options.

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