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“the world’s largest turnip” - perfection

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With the IQ of an eggplant.

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Is it necessary to insult eggplants, that way? 😉

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I'm grieved to learn that an eggplant is a vegetable. Sorrowful, now. But thanks. (Mystery to me how something with so much salt and parmesan cheese could be anything but a veggie cheeseburger!) Things that are purple are set apart as royalty.

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Tomorrow’s Poll

Who has the highest average IQ

A. Turnips

B. Eggplants

C. Democrats in Congress

D. “Mainstream” journalists

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FJB was today's overwhelming choice!

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My face hurts from laughing!!!! ok, to be honest, I was already HIGH ON HAPPY after watching PRESIDENT TRUMP IN NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GREAT, UPLIFTING, AND REWARDING EXPERIENCE!!!!!

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If it were an option every day, it would always win.

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It Depends on the type of eggplant. There are American (purple), white, Italian, Thai, Japanese and Indian varieties.

If the American eggplants are liberals, they clearly have the lowest IQs.

It appears that there are tons of varieties of turnips.

Damn your cat.

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Hi SL

A propos of nothing other than food. I was invited to a friends for dinner earlier in the week.

He had for a garnish for the baked potato…Grieven! 🥰

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Oy gevalt!! It’s been forever. One grandmother used to make them.

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Chuck, you got me stumped -- what is or what are "Grieven'?

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Jewish cracklin’s. Fried chicken skin and onions.

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+ Salt, Pepper and maybe even Garlic… 💝

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Why do women like eggplants so much?

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It's okay for me to laugh loudly. Perfect timing it's afternoon. Thank you Lardmaster!

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I'll go with eggplants.

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Turnips get no respect

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Ha! Turnips: the Rodney Dangerfield of tubers!

(I really don’t know that turnips are tubers.)

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We had a baseball coach in high school who was nicknamed Turnip. He was not of a sour disposition as most thought. He suffered from store-bought false teeth and could never smile.

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Poor guy.

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So True! Ain't it a SHAME what Democrats have done to innocent Turnips!

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They all tie for last place.

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As you say, it's all about graft that we keep provoking a largest nuclear power on earth while ignoring our own borders. It's also about a communist takeover, which will be done by destroying our country with tens of millions of illiterate, racist, violent people from cultures and religions with whom we have nothing in common , and who will not assimilate. I'm from South Texas and as your video shows, most all farming is now mechanized so these people are not needed in that sector at all.

Nothing will change until the white cognitive elites, and their families, are being assaulted, maimed, and murdered by the cultural enrichers pouring in.

Danny Huckabee

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Danny ,parasites not enrichers.

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I took that as sarcasm.

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These folks know if you manage harvests you may continue to harvest but idiots and government have worked overtime to destroy these folks.

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Until there are enough "outbreaks of diversity" nothing changes in terms of your open border.

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That's what a few of us facetiously call it.

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So long Johnson. They will vacate the speaker's post yet again because you are a weak sister who is in over your head. From my point of view, Byron Donalds, who admittedly doesn't have enough time in grade but is as viscous as a bull dog, is the guy to assume the speaker's role. He will chew Schumer up and spit him out. He will expose Jeffries on the other side of the aisle as the posing statue that he is. Put him in a room with shriveled up McConnell, and the turtle will shit his pants. Most importantly, Byron will make the Republicans a gang to be feared by hammering the anti-American left into oblivion. Time for my nap, now. Wake me when it's over.

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Here's hoping DJT gets elected and brings his promised Kill The Bureaucracy Drama to life. If Trump sits in the Oval again, he will have the largest mandate in U.S. history. Even hard core Leftists understand what's needed.

I will not be bribed by $2 gasoline or less expensive groceries. If Trump won't use his mandate to really, really KILL the corrupt FEDGOV bureaucracy, then the bureaucrats will kill us as soon as Trump is out of the way. It's do or die time now. Do it. Washington D.C. = Murder, Inc.

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Would love to see this happen !!

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So our ever vigilant Department of (In)justice is going to go after Texas for securing its, and not coincidentally Ameria's southern border, eh? Wow, I remember when democrat politicians quit enforcing our laws against possessing marijuana, or arresting and repatriating illegal aliens. The same DO(In)J did ... NOTHING. I suppose it is always the eternal question posed by Unce Joe Stalin, "Who? Whom?" BTW, did everyone see the correspondence from Mrs. Attorney General Garland? Attorney General Merrick Garland's wife Lynn Garland communicated with Maryland election officials about corrupt voting machines in 2015. In the emails, she says the machines are not secure and aren't certified, making the results questionable. I grow weary of noting all the utter hypocrisy in the democrat socialist party apparatchiks.

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That letter sure was a hidden secret Steve and while some of us read it the msm have no idea what Mrs.Garland meant.

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Unfortunately Abbott closed the barn door after the horse escaped. Funny that it happened after Paxton beat his impeachment adventure. Are the two related? Who knows but I believe that without Paxton, Abbott would fold under Fed pressure in a heartbeat.

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Faster than that!

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Fuck Joe Biden.

Fuck Merrick Garland.

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Looks like almost all the DC critters are doing the F’ing. Assuming this time…..PDJT has a plan to secure the vote….Gheghis Trump will bring his MAGA hordes to dismantle and imprison the DC felon hive. First step s/b to cashier the entire DOJ, FBI, IRS, Dept of State, EPA, SEC, Dept of Energy & ‘Education’, US Attorneys; Bring up Congress& Senators on charges from Epstein blackmail, Frogmarch CIA, NSA, Zuckerberg, Google, At &T, Verizon execs for violation of Constitution 4A; Military prison for DOD Traitors, Democrat & Union Bosses on felonies……Gotta have THOUSANDS of attorneys to carry this out…..Maybe the fastest way to do this w/b to freeze Bank Accounts - like Canada did.

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That's it? Just those two?

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Add F next fake president Michelle Obama. I thought 2 years ago when I suggested this possibility to replace Brandon was possible but not probable. Now it seems this is happening.

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Fuck Speaker Johnson.

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At this point, Johnson is now disappointing. How very unsurprising.

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When black “leaders” actually start representing their constituents things might change for everyone. Quit excusing bad behavior. Start locking up criminals who prey on fellow blacks. Quit spouting the line of “immigrants.”They are not immigrants. They are law breakers taking advantage of our wealth and compassion for others.

Republicans are in on it for cheap labor. Democrats are in on it for future voters and power.

The whole thing sucks. Americans know it. The politicians don’t care.

Mass deportations are needed and quickly before too many babies are dropped here and a whole new set of problems arises because of birth right citizenship.

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It’s really telling that Democrats talk about and treat the invaders in exactly the way they treated and talked about slaves in the 18th and 19th centuries. The still talk about the, and treat them as objects of property to move around, how they are put to work (or not) and dispose of through food, shelter and clothing as the Democrats like. Same as slaves. I think blacks should be more vocally direct in making the comparison and speaking to why illegal immigration is bad for the country. And that’s before there’s any acknowledgment of the very fact of human (especially small humans) trafficking for sex. Maybe they really don’t remember the slave rebellions. How king before there are new ones in the camps and “housing” being provided around the country. It’s all hideous - morally and civically.

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WC ;It may be time to review the 14th amendment.

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It's always about personal enrichment, no matter what.

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“Under Biden, Border Patrol agents are little more than Walmart greeter.”

LMAO! There’s gotta be a meme for this.

Freaky Friday polls are always easy.

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DC needs to be destroyed politically. It has become the cancer of this country. Our once great hospitals are overrun by illegals. Patients are stacked on stretchers in halls for days/weeks. However DC doesn’t care as the heath care systems and workers have to provide all care for free. Soon many of these hospitals will close. Paying Biden a bribe is useless as everyone in DC has their hand out.

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Remember when John Dean supposedly told Nixon there was a cancer on the presidency? The cancer has spread unstopped, and now is running down every street and avenue in the place.

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The irony was Nixon was innocent ( of everything accepting paranoid) the CIA and FBI framed him. John Dean was one of the stooges involved. DC was always bad.

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"'Schumer optimistic leaders will reach agreement on border, Ukraine funding following Biden meeting.'"

Well, OF COURSE, he is - with few exceptions, senate "Republicans" are RINOs who capitulate to Democrat demands and call it, compromise - bi-partisanship.

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Per the empty suits quoted in that soiled panty shield The Hill, "Members of McConnell’s leadership team immediately pushed back against what appeared to be an attempt by Trump to tank the Senate deal."

Of course, they did - Trump knows, as does everyone else, that no deal is better than what these traitorous bastards called Republicans are "negotiating."

"'There are a number of pieces in there that are good, conservative border policies that we’ve been trying to get done for years,' he said."

He said this with a straight face. Policies don't mean sh*t if they can't be enforced, Thune, you RINO extraordinaire. Guess what? TRYING is LYING.

"Trump appears to be aiming his pressure campaign on Johnson and House Republicans, who could kill any deal on Ukraine funding and border security that passes the Senate."

Let's hope his efforts are successful.

"Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas), another member of McConnell’s leadership team and a leading Senate expert on immigration issues, said Trump’s call for Republicans to hold out for 'everything needed' is out of step with political reality."

No, it's the status quo which you are desperate to preserve. I'm not sure which is the bigger disappointment - Cornyn or Cruz.

"He argued that the Senate package could 'give President Trump in his next term additional tools with which to secure the border,' if he’s elected."

Trump won't need these "tools"...build the damn wall, start shooting trespassers on sight, and the crisis on the southern border gets resolved pretty damn quickly.

For my fellow Surberites in the Tar Heel State - are you as embarrassed by Thom Tillis as we in Texas are by Cornyn?

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"Obama previously succeeded in getting the John Roberts Supreme Court to stop Arizona from enforcing federal and to protect its border. Texas is using state law."

That's because CJR is compromised - he needs to be replaced by another ala Thomas, Alito, or perhaps even Gorsuch.

Arizona has become little more than New Massacussetts - almost wholly owned by the left.

"...but the real problem is the refusal of every president between Reagan and Trump refusing to enforce the law."

...and who are those presidents? HW, Bubba (twice), W (twice), and the first sodomite president (twice). Traitors - every damn one.

"I cannot think of one major city run by a white Republican."

Technically, that is perhaps Fort Worth - but RINO Mattie Parker makes Cornyn look MAGA.

"Greg Abbott did this. He started shipping migrants to sanctuary cities and called their virtue signaling bluff."

Let's pump the brakes here, a little - Abbott is getting the credit - it's whoever is pulling his strings that has a spine.

"The argument for helping Ukraine is not without merit."

That may have been true, at the very outset, but no longer.

"I understand the fear of Putin. He really will roll into Poland if given the chance, and that would be a bad thing because he is a bad guy and also because Clinton obligated us to defend Poland."

Reality is that NATO has long since outlived its usefulness, and the US is no longer in a position to keep those promises. Whether that happens through inaction or eunuch diplomats, that's how it is. The precedent was set in abandoning Afghanistan.

Poland being invaded by Putin's Russia isn't our problem despite the promise made by the POTUS, at the time. It isn't our fault that he was an oversexed, overgrown adolescent.

FJB!

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You're on a roll today, NFT, so many good lines, all of them zingers.

"Trump knows, as does everyone else, that no deal is better than what these traitorous bastards called Republicans are "negotiating." And excellent John Cornyn quotes-- esp. "Trump's call for Republicans to hold out for "everything needed" is out of step with political reality."

It's always been so frustrating to watch RINO's try to "keep the peace" within the "current political reality". LEADERS take the so-called "political reality" and blast it apart, creating a NEW political reality. That's the kind of leaders we need more of. Love Javier Milei--love that he went to DAVOS and gave it to them straight. Trump is a reality-changing leader. I pray for more Americans everywhere to find this leadership ability within themselves, and for all of us to exercise that leadership in the various settings each of us are in (our occupation, our location, etc.).

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"LEADERS take the so-called 'political reality' and blast it apart, creating a NEW political reality."

YES!! YES!! YES!!

F'IN A!!

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YES--"F'IN A"!!

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Javiers speech should but will NOT be on msm outlets because he is too Trumpian.

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Putin invaded Ukraine with 60,000 troops, proving his intent was not to occupy Ukraine, let alone Poland! The Russian-speaking Ukrainians in the Donbass were being attacked and shelled by Ukraine's army--specifically Nazi battalions, for a decade. They had been pleading with Putin for years to save them. In April, 2022, Putin and Zelensky were ready to sign a peace agreement, which Boris Johnson sabotaged. Biden's accusation that Putin wants to restore the USSR borders is absurd.

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Partition Ukraine now.

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And it's Kiev! Go Team Putin.

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Those amazing harvesters that replaced slave labor run on petroleum.

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A few well placed gators in the Rio Grande and the “immigrants” will self-deport.

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Outstanding idea!!

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There is no shortage of gators. Even little girls in Florida can bag a couple under daddy's supervision.

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Sounds as though you speak from experience.

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One can not detest obidet and the DC cabal enough.Ukraine appears to own 97% of the pols and deep state in DC while American citizens are paying the salaries of Z s mafioso.Would like to have had the equipment growing up on a farm but then would never have learned the uses of forks and shovels etc.Great post with a perfection poll.Lead on Poca-Man and fjb.

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Great Rivers start from a small trickle. Leave it to Texas to do the right thing (for whatever the reason) before the rest of the country wakes up. Good for them.

I don’t want to see any Americans hurt because of these economic parasites (can we drop the refugee act already) and in the showdown between the Feds and The State but that looks like it’s possibly on the dance card. But we’ve seen what happens when the border is wide open just in the last 3.5 months. It has to be closed, closed permanently, or at least for 10 years, and we should figure where to deport anyone without the proper docs. England is talking about dropping their garbage in Rwanda. If Bikini Atoll is still radioactive, why not start there!

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Dump them where liberals make their homes. That would include most of the northeast and northwest coastal areas. So, it's Rich men north of Richmond land, Oregon, and Washington states. Start with Martha's Vineyard.

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Rather than donate $$ to the RNC, I'd like to donate to a fund that Abbott and DeSantis could use to MASSIVELY increase this shipping of illegals to Blue places. This is such an effective tactic. It's tremendous at waking people up. Keep this up massively and relentlessly through November and we'll own the House, Senate, and Presidency.

The Left has their Communist agitators wreaking havoc (Antifa, BLM, Hamas-lovers). We can match that with convoys of illegals dumped in Blue bubble-places.

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Agree. I never ever donate to the RNC. If I get an email, I reply with a nasty gram. Even if it says “do not reply” in the email, I think someone will read it.

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That Rwanda idea just might work!

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Hi Lu,

The prob with sending them to blue states is that they’re still here… I want’em gone, out, no good bye just good riddance!

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Trump is promising a massive deportation.

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Otherwise we are really in trouble, Lu particularly up here.

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