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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Kamala has to stage a visit to a restaurant with paid actors, and it was still cringe inducing.

Donald Trump made a surprise stop at a Chick-fil-A in Atlanta near historically Black colleges and universities (HBCUs) ahead of a private fundraiser. During this visit, Trump interacted with customers and employees, ordering milkshakes and engaging with supporters.

A moment that went viral featured Trump hugging Michaelah Montgomery, a Black woman who expressed support for him. Montgomery told Trump, "I don't care what the media tells you, Mr. Trump, we support you".

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Everything about the democrats is inauthentic. Every democrat I know is always putting on airs, embellishing their accomplishments, boasting about how much they love people, blah blah blah. And the truth is they are ugly people trying to hide. And they know it.

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Those that hide who they are don't like who they are.

That's why they are all on mommy's little helpers.

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Everything about "demoncracks" is inauthentic...except for their disdain for the genuine working people and for their hate for those they mark as their enemies.

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Clap! Won’t y’all? Sure miss leadership of Jeb! Where is that born leader, anyway? Sure could use a sharp one like that right about now. Oh - he’s tweeting for Youngkin’s VA school reforms. I never heard Jeb! take a position on K-12 child grooming or genitalia mutilation of minors….Bet he opposed DeSantis ‘FL Groomers arent Cool’ bill.

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If the assessment of recent photos of swallow are correct, she's got the clap covered permanently. Or should I say it's got her?

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The difference between Trump and the Hyena is that Trump likes people and the critter doest.

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Dave, I'm sure all the press bots they had for horizontal Harris support her no matter what as well. The donks however still don't trust them hence the rise of AI. It's not just for dairy cows anymore.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Harris reminds of the type of person that wants a job they're not qualified for and has no idea why they're not qualified.

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Kamaladingdong is the type of person who "doesn't know what she doesn't know," yet believes her confidence and assuredness, while unwarranted, deserves a non-critical hearing.

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Well bespoke Forbes !!

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And is infuriated-offended if these facts are stated to his/her face.

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Harris IS the type of person that wants a job she's not qualified for and has no idea that she's not qualified.

That would apply to any job she applies for except mattress tester for Folsom prison.

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The Peter Principle in real time.

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I continue my opposition to the title "Tampon Tim" as too long and a gross waste of letters on an undeserving nobody. Calling him TIMPON should do.

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I say more syllables! He's "Timmy The Tampon" to me. Because his name should be in the diminutive.

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Then maybe this calls for quoting Shakespeare: "What's in a name? A nobody by any other name will stink as well!" Or: "... like Hell!"

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Oh the irony-one who uses 40 words when 4 will do-I'm w/ retro

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I saw a clip of the finale and he looked certifiable, crazed eyes, walking around waving his arms in the air. Scary.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Listening to last night's Dem convention (wasn't watching, far too busy playing solitaire) I was struck how by how many lies were told. I doubt a single minute went by without at least one or two. How can any sane person believe these people?

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Your question answers itself. No sane person can believe them, but the number of insane people (by that definition) is surprisingly large. Even here where I live, in the deepest heart of Red America, there are people who support Kamala. They may not know why, but they do.

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Aug 22·edited Aug 22

For the very brief few minutes I tuned in my eyes were on those in the audience because I continue to be dumbfounded there are rational humans who support that party after Biden's last 3.75 years, especially with kamala topping the ticket now. I looked at the people - their faces - and wondered if they were from this planet.

This is science fiction a la Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

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Good thing you were playing solitaire, instead of a drinking game.

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Really. Wouldn’t have lasted past the first speaker!

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ComAllah reminds me so much of Hillary and here is another example…

When Hillary was an attorney in Arkansas, she defended a man against a rape charge when she knew that he was guilty as hell. (Some feminist she is.) He was acquitted and years later, when she was asked about it, she admitted that she knew he had done it and laughed about getting him free to rape again. I don’t know if he raped again, but rapists tend to be serial offenders.

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I like the version "ComAllah" almost as much as "Commie-la"

Po-tay-to

Po-ta-to

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I wonder if she laughed if that rapist she defended raped HER girl, Chelsea,

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Not only did Hillary defend him, she claimed that the girl he abducted (actually, I think there were two men who committed this crime together) "had a fantasy about sex with an older man" and "wanted it". This was extremely bizarre, because the girl was, if I recall, about 8 years old, and was abducted straight off the sidewalk by the car pulling up next to her and the men (who were strangers to her) literally physically kidnapping her into their car.

It was so extremely bizarre that Hillary argued the girl had fantasized about it, that you really have to wonder what happened to Hillary herself that she would come up with such an outlandish argument in court. Hillary is a sick woman with many psychological "issues".

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I want to laugh, but the Harris/Walz ticket will be the final nail in America’s coffin. Historian and political philospher Alexander Tytler predicted all democracies and constitutional republics (that devolve into democracy) end in tyranny because they create dependency on the government and he said dependency is the last in the cycle before tyranny. It makes sense – depend on the government for sustenance and then the government can take it all way. Why can’t we Give Peace a Chance and End the War on Poverty?

https://lizlasorte.substack.com/p/give-peace-a-chance-end-the-war-on-9f8?r=76q58

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One would think that after the amount of poverty that continues to expand in the "blue" cities the defenders of Leftism would notice it aint working. But I guess not. Thomas Sowell has been spot on since the 70's and the entire Leftist Media ignores him still. Only a complete and utter crumbling of the cities will hasten an awakening. Sadly voting won't help.

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A democrat/socialist reading Sowell would be against all they were taught in brainwashing(school) Mike.

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And exactly why it should be required reading in every high school. Thanks to the Department of Education, our republic's youth have been indoctrinated into tyrannical Leftists. Yay democracy.

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Thank you for posting an excellent article

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Bravo Poca-Man on a new term for the dem/msm slate.The Cackler and the Coward amalgamate or .CACA for short.When the candidates are running against a platform they initiated and honed is this a flip or was the plan a flop?Have not seen any of the DNC circus other than clips and it is clear PDJT has the penthouse in very head rent free as proven by the Commerce Secretary's response when asked about the revision of job creation downward.Do not know how to link but this was an interview with Faux .Great post with fun poll but I felt lifeguard wont keep him awake.

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Hope you sent others to Macgoogle. I'm impressed.

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Well put-- "CACA for short".

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

This take on the roadshow of Cackle and the Coward by Jack Posebiec is brilliant, "Tim Walz is doing whiteface in a reverse minstrel show where Kamala is the high status person for whom he's performing a travesty of his low status tribe. Total cultural op to formalize white humiliation."

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Yes! This.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

The Democrats lost all decorum when parents had to explain to their young children what Bill Clinton, who loved his nickname Slick Willy, did with Monica in the blue dress. Up until Clinton, the dry-by media totally protected the Kennedy 'boys,' including RFK Jr. At least JFK displayed a sense of decorum in public. Now we have the Cackling Commie and her running mate, Timmy Tampons, who cavorts around as though he scored the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl. The joke is on us.

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I was driving my 7 year old daughter home from school in 1998 when she piped up from the back seat and asked, “Mom, what’s oral sex?” I almost ran off the road. I will never forgive Slick Willy for that loss of her childhood innocense.

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We had the same experience.

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Ditto to one of our super liberal friends - they are still liberal. I played cassette tapes instead of live radio…

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In the late '90s I traveled to Romania and stayed with a family in a tiny, remote village where the residents had no phones and only one tv channel. The family had a dog named Monica. When I asked how the dog got her name their 12 yr old son, with a sheepish grin, said "You know. From Bill Clinton." The whole family laughed.

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I don't want to know what the dog did to deserve that.

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The Sex Education President

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Just a joke president? How about we have an stupendously farcical government. It is a theatrical tragedy. They are criminals. Both GOPe and Democrats have lied, and lied and lied about everything under the sun, for decades. 35 trillion in debt, but my taxes are needed for what exactly? What is the point in continuing to pretend that voting results in anything other than more lies and tyranny. Sorry all, but I will not pretend ever again. The country has been gone for awhile now and something NEW has to come from the ashes that smolder, once the destruction is finally over. The sooner the implosion happens the better. This death of a thousand cuts is pathetic. Put you mask on.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Pretty obvious the Progressives don't want someone running the Presidential office other than themselves. Might be Obama. He's certainly in the loop but somewhere a cabal of billionaire elites are calling the shots for the Progressive party. A bobblehead is elected with their control of the deep state, the MSM, Hollywood and a mafia like vote gathering organization. The is all supported by fascist groups like BLM, Acorn, Pink and deep state operatives from the alphabet agencies. The cabal is running the Dem Party not their President. We are all in deep CACA right now.

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And has been for quite some time. Things aint going to get better until they get worse first. A whole lot of awakening still needs to happen before the sheeple realize just how criminal the entire government is..... 35 trillion in debt and taking our taxes is needed why? Just keep printing money and blaming racists for our problems, eventually the system will collapse. Voting will help...hahahahaha.

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This country has been in much worse shape, but the Republic has survived.

No thanks to those that give up.

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worse? when? How did they overcome? By expanding the bureaucracy to create and even more dependent electorate? What republic do you see now? What representatives actually listen to the will of the people? What color is the sky in your world? At what number of pieces of evidence will it take before the republic survives the next "election"? The last worse time I can think of 1861? Did voting fix that?

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Those that don't know history, oh never mind.

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Repeat it... finish your thought. Why didn't you answer any one of my rhetorical questions? How is me not voting for the criminals corrupting the country giving up? When in history did any electorate vote their way out of socialism and tyranny? Without huge amounts of suffering prior to the upheaval? Sadly my friend, not enough suffering has occurred to wake the sleeping giant. But please do vote to help fix things. It worked great the last 50 years. So well, here we are.

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Exactly, Mike. The UniParty has been ignored by the citizens. Buckle up.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

If you want further evidence of poor leadership look at the quagmire that Healey has turned Massachusetts into

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MA differs to NY and CA only in scale and timing. Healey is even more radical than Newsom and Hochul but seems intent on catching up.

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Totally agree and she has her crony Wu destroying Boston at full warp speed.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Mittens can always come back and work his weasel magic for y’all. We all love Federal-style Romney care. I hear he’s already got federal funding setup for 8 vocational dressage training facilities.

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I was working in a friend's store one day when a guy came in heaved a huge sigh of relief and explained he had escaped California. I laughed and said but you're in Massachusetts and it ain't all that different here.

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This country needs two ballots: a qualified candidate for president ballot, and a slapstick ballot. There, I fixed it.

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Aug 22Liked by Don Surber

Those things dispensed in boys' bathrooms are called Timpons!

You ask if we've ever had a president who was a boozer? We barely ducked that situation when Trump beat Hillary.

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As I posted a day or two ago, when 0bama had his first checkup with the WH physician in 2009, he was advised to “moderate his drinking”. Doctors don’t say that unless there’s a problem. This was when it was well known that he was having martini parties most nights with his homies in our house. Given his astounding arrogance, I have no doubt that he ignored the doctor.

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along with the pizza

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wasn't that an issue with US Grant?

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When he was stationed in California before the war, yes. He was away from his family without much to do. He started drinking and was fired. He went home, sobered up and led a fairly inauspicious life until the war started. He had a gift for war fighting that eventually led him to the White House. His biggest sin was his trust in people to do their jobs. That was his biggest flaw that was exposed when they stabbed him in the back.

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Yes. And that's why Abe Lincoln wanted to send his other generals what it was that U.S. Grant was drinking.

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LBJ made HiLlARy look like a light weight.

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"the Cackler and the Coward". Pithy and accurate. Thanks, Don!

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What an easy poll, Don. Except for crash test dummy, all of your options offer opportunities to injure others. Your readers don't underestimate Biden's ability to f.... things up and chose wisely.

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Unfortunately he's crashed the economy, crashed our military crashed our foreign relations and may soon crash us into a war with Russia.

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A vote for the Cackler and the joke’s on US.

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