Great post. Kennedy is a national treasure. We need 99 more like him in the senate.
I am so jealous. He is a Mississippian by birth and he will always be a Mississippian, but he isn’t our Senator. Our two RINO senators suck. Why, oh why did his parents move?
I haphazardly wonder how much of these good lines were re-cycled from Fred Allen's enormously popular radio shows produced and broadcast from 30 Rockefeller Center...
Thank you for all of the reminders of John Kennedy's Greatest Hits! I love his humor and the way he uses it - just like Mark Twain. He is a wise man, one of my favorites.
I sure wish I had heard about all of these wonderful quips and quotes when they actually happened. But being on a permanent forty-years-behind-schedule schedule, I'm just grateful that these events happened in the 21st century.
On a humorous note, Dr. Walker (Pfizer director; exposed by Project Veritas) has just confessed that he did all this "lying" to impress Don Lemon (CNN. We recycle the John Hinckley Jr.-Jodie Foster gallows-humor from time to time).
Great post. Kennedy is a national treasure. We need 99 more like him in the senate.
I am so jealous. He is a Mississippian by birth and he will always be a Mississippian, but he isn’t our Senator. Our two RINO senators suck. Why, oh why did his parents move?
Oh yes, SL. Our RINOs suck too and everytime I think we get one who isnt a RINO, within a yr, they are showing RINO colors including the stupid House.
Kennedy is a national treasure. I wish we could replicate him. I know common sense isnt common but damn I miss it.
Don, I laughed so hard I scared my husband. Thank you for the column. I needed that laugh badly today.
I am so glad it made your day.
I scared my cat when I wrote it. laughing so hard.
BUNNY BOILER!
Think Senator Kennedy plagiarized the looney tones character Foghorn Leghorn (Senator Claghorn):
"Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas - no curves."
"Looks like the boy genius is tryin' to show me up."
"Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth."
"Oh, that woman got a mouth like an outboard motor."
"That dog is as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal."
"Who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?"
"That's a joke son, I say, that's a joke."
"Pay attention to me boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar"
"Boy's gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off"
"Now what, I say what's the big idea bashin' me on the noggin' with a rollin' pin!"
"Boy, I say boy, pay close attention to me, "cause you're a burrito short of a combination plate."
Now that, I say, that is a good point.
I haphazardly wonder how much of these good lines were re-cycled from Fred Allen's enormously popular radio shows produced and broadcast from 30 Rockefeller Center...
this was a much needed pick-me-up after an awful week. Thanks Mr. S!
Thank you for all of the reminders of John Kennedy's Greatest Hits! I love his humor and the way he uses it - just like Mark Twain. He is a wise man, one of my favorites.
Excellent. Keep up the great work. Articles like this lift my spirit for the rest of the day.
Outstanding column on a true national treasure,I love the expressions of his colleagues. when he speaks.Thank you Don.
I sure wish I had heard about all of these wonderful quips and quotes when they actually happened. But being on a permanent forty-years-behind-schedule schedule, I'm just grateful that these events happened in the 21st century.
On a humorous note, Dr. Walker (Pfizer director; exposed by Project Veritas) has just confessed that he did all this "lying" to impress Don Lemon (CNN. We recycle the John Hinckley Jr.-Jodie Foster gallows-humor from time to time).
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-accuses-chatgpt-of-wanting-to-date-her
Awesome Column Dear Don
For the Dems
Don’t fall 4 every hoax
Don’t jump into every boat
Dems fall for their own BS
Believe their own lies
Faith / Trust and Truth dies
Everytime they open
Their mouths 👄
A pseudo religion
A contagion 😷