I know two Lone Ranger jokes. This is the one that applies to this post. Tonto and the Lone Ranger are surrounded by hostile Indians. The Lone Ranger says, “It’s looks like we’re in a lot of trouble, old friend!” Tonto replies, “What do you mean we, Paleface?”
Aug 25, 2023·edited Aug 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber
In honor of Don's Lone Ranger Jokes . . .
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell YOU, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."
Paul Ryan, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Lindsey Graham, Liz Cheney - all the damn RINOs - stole the Reagan GOP tent.
The Republicans have not pushed back courageously, powerfully, effectively, substantially, nor have they put their lives, liberty, honor and treasure to stop the Marxist takeover of our country.
Nor have they led, influenced or encouraged their constituency to join with them, like our founders did, and support the full rejection of the Marxists lawless obliteration of the constitution.
We are leaderless and rudderless. 99% of our representatives, senators, governors, state, city and municipal leaders, attorneys generals have all failed us.
For me it was: Give us the House and we'll repeal Obamacare. Well we can't do anything with just the House, give us the Senate and we'll repeal Obamacare. Sorry, but Obama will veto it, we need the presidency and we'll repeal Obamacare. Oops I guess we still can't repeal Obamacare because of petty personal pride and because we actually like it anyway. I have never donated to the GOP again, will not support the likes of Susan Collins again and registered as unaffiliated when I moved a little further inland last year. I hope McStain is rotting in the Hell of a thousand Hanoi Hiltons!
Aug 25, 2023·edited Aug 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber
I WILL support Mr. Trump again. I wanted to hear what was up with Vivek Ramaswamy. As soon as heard he had taken money from George Soros about three weeks ago, his name went right down the toilet. As far as Ron DeSantis goes, he scratched his balls so much, I thought he was a baseball player. Mr. Trump did not NEED to show up. Whatever. So long as Kaleigh McEnany is the press secretary, I will be happy.
No comment on your column today Don, it couldn't be more on target. Trump WON last election and this time It is going to take more than a couple of bad voting machines and a few truckloads of phony ballots to steal this one. I have a feeling it will be a Tsunami, at least I hope the American people have had enough of these pretenders and scream it loud and clear at the ballot box.
That Senator Shelley Moore Capito and Rep Carol Miller can’t even weigh in on any of these injustices at Trump and encourage the DOJ on their mass January 6 political prosecutions in a state that Trump garners 70% says much about the insular mentality of living in the Beltway. Their 20+ years of continuous reelection is coming to an end. The voters are paying attention and their inaction was noticed.
THIS IS THE KEY STATEMENT from today's entire excellent column:
"Where is the Republican outrage over the unconstitutional, unprecedented and unwarranted indictments of Trump?"
😡😡😡
AFTER Trump WINS AGAIN 🙏 he should IMMEDIATELY START a NEW PARTY called the AMERICA FIRST Party (or FREEDOM PARTY or LIBERTY Party or any name that makes it clear it is unequivocally anti-leftist, because many naturalized Americans and minorities get FOOLED into thinking that Democrats are actually democratic!)
And it's animal symbol should be the LION.
CRUSH THE WORTHLESS ANTI-AMERICAN REPUBLICAN PARTY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
PERIOD.
They are leading us into the gates of hell which is where the Democrats live.
The proof is to look at their 'portals' to the underworld of cities like SF, NYC, Portland, Chicago, Philly and DC. 😥
Aug 25, 2023·edited Aug 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber
‘Never Trumpers are back stabbers. The two previous Republican presidential nominees — McCain and Romney — never attacked Obama personally as they were grateful to lose to the first black president’...
You mean the ‘Tar Baby’ who turned out to be the first Black, Muslim, Gay, Communist, American Hating, White Hating, poor Black Hating President…there fixed it for ya.
Also…Easy on the Leslie Gore reference!!!
And while I’m at it…y’all must mean ‘Banana Split’ Lizzo, right!
Ok Kids, its off to the range for me with one of my Grandsons. CYa!
All the indictments and the flaunting of their immunity from the rule of law prove their fear and desperation. You choose the outrageous path when the threat is existential. While I wish he weren't quite as flawed, I don't see any other person who comes close to having the power, willingness and fortitude to defeat them. [If he gets another chance he needs to bring in people from outside the federal government and politics to restore Constitutional government.]
They likely see this as the final battle. It may be. Defeat Trump now by any means necessary because if they don't he will inflict great harm to the Deep State and our ruling class. They have gone all in.....defeat him now and end the threat....probably forever. Doesn't matter how.
I've got a quibble - "Republicans lost in 2020 because the party failed to stop the mail-in fraud."
Donald Trump and the woman he endorsed Ronna McDaniel were the literal and official leaders of the party that failed to prepare and preempt that. I am hoping for any sign that they'll be better prepared this time. In case they failed to notice after the election is way too late.
The Republicans are well compensated for pretending to oppose the Democrats. Sure, there are a few areas of policy disagreement, but mostly there is agreement - about how to fleece the taxpayers and the Treasury. The two part system is a sham and everybody knows it. There’s one party, the Uniparty, and you aren’t invited.
There’s a long list of what Republicans would be doing if they actually were concerned about representing their constituents. I’d start that list with the fact that a million plus Americans are dead from a virus we paid to be created by Chinese military scientists who we trained in Wuhan. Hellooo! Anybody home? Then you have the border disaster, the abuse of the law against political opponents, the radical failures in education, crime, the spending, the crooked elections, and on and on. And the GOP pretends none of it is real or it doesn’t matter.
These Republicans aren’t dumb. They aren’t scared, other than losing out in a chance to make a lot of money. They are conmen. They hate us too. Same as the Dems. When people want to do something, they usually do it. If all the Republicans stood up for a wall or fiscal restraint or prosecuting the Bidens ( which actually seems like a legal version of shooting ducks in a pond) they would prevail. They are liars and phonies.
If MAGA leaves the GOP, the GOP is over, not MAGA.It probably doesn’t matter at this point. The country is in a trance. All around us, crazy shit keeps happening, and we do nothing. This is not unlike prior empires in decline. But knowing this doesn’t seem to stop the decay.
Because the people at the top of the pyramid, who are orchestrating this astroturf reset don’t want it to stop.
Have said this for twenty years. Going to keep saying it until it happens or the RNC has me arrested. The party of Rino’s will not recalibrate and return to its party platform until we have a strong third party representing Conservatives and our ideology. There is simply no reason for the GOP to revert back to its party principals without a challenge (threat) from outside its cabal. We can keep electing all the MTG’s we can find and it isnt going to change anything. Big money players control our party today. They own it. Are Graham, McCarthy, McConnell, Romney, going to change suddenly if Trump wins? About as much chance as Runt Zuckerberg giving FB back to the guy he stole it from and joining a convent. People are afraid of third parties but done right, it can leverage change in the GOP, or they risk becoming irrelevant. Time to give it a try before we all are faced with voting for either Dem or Dem Lite.
In honor of Don's Lone Ranger Jokes . . .
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell YOU, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."
Paul Ryan, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Lindsey Graham, Liz Cheney - all the damn RINOs - stole the Reagan GOP tent.
The only advice I’ll take from a RINO is……………………….never mind.
MAGA
The Republicans have not pushed back courageously, powerfully, effectively, substantially, nor have they put their lives, liberty, honor and treasure to stop the Marxist takeover of our country.
Nor have they led, influenced or encouraged their constituency to join with them, like our founders did, and support the full rejection of the Marxists lawless obliteration of the constitution.
We are leaderless and rudderless. 99% of our representatives, senators, governors, state, city and municipal leaders, attorneys generals have all failed us.
For me it was: Give us the House and we'll repeal Obamacare. Well we can't do anything with just the House, give us the Senate and we'll repeal Obamacare. Sorry, but Obama will veto it, we need the presidency and we'll repeal Obamacare. Oops I guess we still can't repeal Obamacare because of petty personal pride and because we actually like it anyway. I have never donated to the GOP again, will not support the likes of Susan Collins again and registered as unaffiliated when I moved a little further inland last year. I hope McStain is rotting in the Hell of a thousand Hanoi Hiltons!
The dems and GOP are a colluding duopoly (i.e., a cartel). Tacit collusion is second nature because they’ve been doing it for so long.
I WILL support Mr. Trump again. I wanted to hear what was up with Vivek Ramaswamy. As soon as heard he had taken money from George Soros about three weeks ago, his name went right down the toilet. As far as Ron DeSantis goes, he scratched his balls so much, I thought he was a baseball player. Mr. Trump did not NEED to show up. Whatever. So long as Kaleigh McEnany is the press secretary, I will be happy.
No comment on your column today Don, it couldn't be more on target. Trump WON last election and this time It is going to take more than a couple of bad voting machines and a few truckloads of phony ballots to steal this one. I have a feeling it will be a Tsunami, at least I hope the American people have had enough of these pretenders and scream it loud and clear at the ballot box.
That Senator Shelley Moore Capito and Rep Carol Miller can’t even weigh in on any of these injustices at Trump and encourage the DOJ on their mass January 6 political prosecutions in a state that Trump garners 70% says much about the insular mentality of living in the Beltway. Their 20+ years of continuous reelection is coming to an end. The voters are paying attention and their inaction was noticed.
THIS IS THE KEY STATEMENT from today's entire excellent column:
"Where is the Republican outrage over the unconstitutional, unprecedented and unwarranted indictments of Trump?"
😡😡😡
AFTER Trump WINS AGAIN 🙏 he should IMMEDIATELY START a NEW PARTY called the AMERICA FIRST Party (or FREEDOM PARTY or LIBERTY Party or any name that makes it clear it is unequivocally anti-leftist, because many naturalized Americans and minorities get FOOLED into thinking that Democrats are actually democratic!)
And it's animal symbol should be the LION.
CRUSH THE WORTHLESS ANTI-AMERICAN REPUBLICAN PARTY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
PERIOD.
They are leading us into the gates of hell which is where the Democrats live.
The proof is to look at their 'portals' to the underworld of cities like SF, NYC, Portland, Chicago, Philly and DC. 😥
The GOP doesn't seem to get we can leave, not send money, etc. If nothing changes, why bother?
‘Never Trumpers are back stabbers. The two previous Republican presidential nominees — McCain and Romney — never attacked Obama personally as they were grateful to lose to the first black president’...
You mean the ‘Tar Baby’ who turned out to be the first Black, Muslim, Gay, Communist, American Hating, White Hating, poor Black Hating President…there fixed it for ya.
Also…Easy on the Leslie Gore reference!!!
And while I’m at it…y’all must mean ‘Banana Split’ Lizzo, right!
Ok Kids, its off to the range for me with one of my Grandsons. CYa!
All the indictments and the flaunting of their immunity from the rule of law prove their fear and desperation. You choose the outrageous path when the threat is existential. While I wish he weren't quite as flawed, I don't see any other person who comes close to having the power, willingness and fortitude to defeat them. [If he gets another chance he needs to bring in people from outside the federal government and politics to restore Constitutional government.]
They likely see this as the final battle. It may be. Defeat Trump now by any means necessary because if they don't he will inflict great harm to the Deep State and our ruling class. They have gone all in.....defeat him now and end the threat....probably forever. Doesn't matter how.
Being a RINO likely pays well right now.
I've got a quibble - "Republicans lost in 2020 because the party failed to stop the mail-in fraud."
Donald Trump and the woman he endorsed Ronna McDaniel were the literal and official leaders of the party that failed to prepare and preempt that. I am hoping for any sign that they'll be better prepared this time. In case they failed to notice after the election is way too late.
The Republicans are well compensated for pretending to oppose the Democrats. Sure, there are a few areas of policy disagreement, but mostly there is agreement - about how to fleece the taxpayers and the Treasury. The two part system is a sham and everybody knows it. There’s one party, the Uniparty, and you aren’t invited.
There’s a long list of what Republicans would be doing if they actually were concerned about representing their constituents. I’d start that list with the fact that a million plus Americans are dead from a virus we paid to be created by Chinese military scientists who we trained in Wuhan. Hellooo! Anybody home? Then you have the border disaster, the abuse of the law against political opponents, the radical failures in education, crime, the spending, the crooked elections, and on and on. And the GOP pretends none of it is real or it doesn’t matter.
These Republicans aren’t dumb. They aren’t scared, other than losing out in a chance to make a lot of money. They are conmen. They hate us too. Same as the Dems. When people want to do something, they usually do it. If all the Republicans stood up for a wall or fiscal restraint or prosecuting the Bidens ( which actually seems like a legal version of shooting ducks in a pond) they would prevail. They are liars and phonies.
If MAGA leaves the GOP, the GOP is over, not MAGA.It probably doesn’t matter at this point. The country is in a trance. All around us, crazy shit keeps happening, and we do nothing. This is not unlike prior empires in decline. But knowing this doesn’t seem to stop the decay.
Because the people at the top of the pyramid, who are orchestrating this astroturf reset don’t want it to stop.
Have said this for twenty years. Going to keep saying it until it happens or the RNC has me arrested. The party of Rino’s will not recalibrate and return to its party platform until we have a strong third party representing Conservatives and our ideology. There is simply no reason for the GOP to revert back to its party principals without a challenge (threat) from outside its cabal. We can keep electing all the MTG’s we can find and it isnt going to change anything. Big money players control our party today. They own it. Are Graham, McCarthy, McConnell, Romney, going to change suddenly if Trump wins? About as much chance as Runt Zuckerberg giving FB back to the guy he stole it from and joining a convent. People are afraid of third parties but done right, it can leverage change in the GOP, or they risk becoming irrelevant. Time to give it a try before we all are faced with voting for either Dem or Dem Lite.
Trump is the Christ of Politics. He had me at the mugshot.