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THE ELECTION IS OVER, THE NAME CALLING IS DONE

YOUR PARTY LOST, MY PARTY WON

SO LET US BE FRIENDS, LET ARGUMENTS PASS

I'LL HUG MY ELEPHANT, YOU KISS YOUR ASS

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roses are red

violets are blue

donks always lie

and get their due

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BRAVO!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😊

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🤭

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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12/16/24: The edit function has disappeared, so let's do an add-on. May I assume that there's a typo in there, and that the last line instead should read "[You'll] kiss [my] ass?"

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Nope-I prefer not to have my ass kissed by anyone of the lunatic left.

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Good point.

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Kaboom!!!!!

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😂😂😂👍

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‘I’m very dark about it.’… no kidding you bitch. And it was you, your bosses, the networks and the Columbia School of Journalism and their graduated drones and similar towers of higher education who helped turn out the lights.

Anyone who depends on the MSM for anything but a reminder not to ‘Squeeze the Charmin’ needs to walk around with a Dunce cap on!

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Kind of dumb the MSM is touting a group (Congress) that has an approval rating of 13%. Isn't that just kind of stupid? Bad business? Kind of amazing MSM's approval rating is as high as 32%. But then again probably polled by the same people who had Cackles winning in a landslide!

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I think by now we would all be better off throwing poll numbers away and believing our own eyes. All of those polling companies are located in DC and NYC save a couple in LA. That should be enough reason to discount anything they say.

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You want accurate polling numbers? Look up Rich Baris at the People's Pundit. His polling results may not be the results you wanted. But you can be sure, they are accurate.

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Harry, the flaw in the polling business is that someone is paying for the results. That could be a candidate or a network. Until The entire polling business decides to adopt ethical practices, and sticks to them, they are all suspect in my eyes. Not just me saying this. One can believe what they want about the polling business but their history sucks.

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The very idea of a poll is to tilt opinions in a given direction even if not maliciously intended.

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They deserve it after all the phony numbers they were throwing around.

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Or it’s just a made up number, the real number being 13% or something.

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Ironically, They are the very darkness they dread - and they should.

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Turn out the lights, the party's over.. (Don Meridith on Monday Night Football)

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I miss Dandy Don! He added a lot of humor to his Cowboy commentary

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Thats the song that should be played starting 21 Jan 25 when every Trump pick starts getting confirmed.

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12/16/24: Leslie Stahl lying right to Trump's face, and KNOWING that she's lying, denying the authenticity of the Hunter Biden laptop. And now she has the audacity/chutzpah to whine/complain that CBS is now a post office in a one-half-horse town in the New Media Landscape. And poor "Little Georgie" Stephenopo-mouse, who Disney handed $105,000,000 some time ago, and I assume, has kept with COLA adjustments ever since. Take that $15 mil out of his paycheck, please.

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When you listen to people like Stahl and Noonan, amongst others in media, it is stunning to me how self-righteously justified they feel about spewing out. day after day, what they most certainly know to be utter propaganda and lies - and if they don’t know, then more’s the pity.

They themselves are the very darkness they fear, darkness in which they live and move and embody, and are seemingly incapable of perceiving or allowing even a drop of the light truth to enter in.

What a truly horrifying and totally damning state to live in!

“ And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.”

~ John 3:19-21

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They DON'T know they are spewing lies. Why? A) The are an awful lazy bunch and will never dig deep. Because B), They are petrified at what they may find out. The truth.

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C.) They have an agenda

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Au contraire ! They know full well what they are doing. Someone owns and controls these magpies. They are all, 100% B-grade actors babbling a lousy script.

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IDK. Gotta remember these imbeciles spent 15-20 years being indoctrinated in schools. That's a lot of brainwashing.

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Plus they only hang around with people who believe exactly as they do.

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Hanging around the news room water cooler is the most likely place to be infected with TDS. The faculty lounge at just about any college in the country is a close second.

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Well Peggy Noonan admitted recently that she has avoided spending time with Trump because she feared he would "charm" her and thus she would lose "objectivity" in reporting.

She KNEW she was lying and misrepresenting the truth as per her column.

So many of these women have unresolved issues with men, that they project onto whomever they are "covering".

For that matter, what the h*ll is wrong with little George Stephenopoulos. HIs interview with Nancy Mace was unbelievably offensive and combative. A perfect example of "mansplaining" about rape, no less to a rape victim.

And he chose to lie about Trump and the detestable E Jean Carroll to make his miserable propagandistic point.

These folks know and they don't care one whit.

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👍👍👍👍

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And that is why Catherine Herridge is so good. She embodies investigative journalism and they keep trying to shut her down because she is not afraid to dig into the facts

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Sheryl Atkinson was also very much an investigative reporter.

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The way I see it, it's always been a scam, not an effort at communicating reality. The news-jockeys' job has never had more than 2 requirements: #1, to look good, and #2, to sound good, irrespective of whether what they spouted was true. It's been a long time since I became aware of the scam, when I heard one of those shallow pontificators -- Huntley, Brinkley, or Cronkite, I don't remember which one -- closing his "news" performance with: "And that's the way it is ..."

I'm convinced that millions of Americans watching this repeated that mantra, which, I admit, must have supplied a kind of mental peace. But it never grew out of its scam-reality; instead it got blatantly worse.

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It was Cronkite

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Lying just inherently doesn't bother them. They don't think it's a big deal, and all the other "cool people" around them are doing it. So lying is like the password that gets you admission into the "cool crowd". Plus they think they are so clever for being so cool.

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Oh, they know, they just can’t report it because it tears down everything they have been saying on the subject to date.

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David Brock's "Media Matters for America" directs the news. This why all the MSN says the same thing. It is written by MM For A and read verbatem by the fake news media. Brock practically lived in the Obama White House. He may have left but his trained monkeys are still pumping out the left's propaganda.

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Yes. There is an organization, I believe it is based in the UK and run through the UN, that not only disseminates universal media talking talking points for their “causes du jour”, but also holds classes and seminars and conferences literally teaching “journalists” how to obfuscate truth and craft their work elevating the desired narrative. It’s quite stunning.

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They're like those rodents and salamanders who live deep underground; they still have eyes but have lost the ability to see.

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Eeew~ And EXACTLY!

“None so blind as those who refuse to see.”

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More like cockroaches, kill them and more just creep out under the baseboard.

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Stahl and Noonan have been doing the same thing for decades. They are so blind they know what the truth is but their bias is so entrenched they can’t change. When you sell your soul to the monster, eventually the monster devours you after your usefulness is done.

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Unfortunately, as the old saying goes, ‘the road to hell is paved with good intentions’. Referencing that post election NYT panel (or ‘Orange Man Bad’ therapy session) I was astonished at the never-Trumper tirade toward Kevin McCarthy. This woman (whoever she is) placed the entire blame for the destruction of humanity on McCarthy. It is not just a matter of darkness (biblical or otherwise) that is the mother of all black holes & it will consume everything it its path.

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12/16/24: Oh, they know, all right. They know. And since they've so easily gotten away with lying in volumes in the past, their only embarrassment is that not that they lied, it's the consequences of having done so --- that no one believes them anymore. This all dates back to CBS hiring the diabolical, grasping, rapacious Katie Couric as their "anchor." THAT is when the avalanche started gaining momentum.

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Amen, Suzie. Truthfully stated narrative.

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10 more likes. Thank you, Suzie.

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Long Cool Woman in a Red dress would have won hands down.

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"...in a Black Dress"

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"Red" maybe fits better, this time....LOL

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👍

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I'm mixing up my dress songs....LOL

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I wish I could post very favorable pics of Tulsi here...

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I have been critical and cautious of her in the past but Im warming up to her genuineness a bit as time goes on. Maybe she has been red-pilled, or maybe not. I hope she is not just a very smart woman taking advantage of a red movement. Im optimistic.

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Good choice...

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I vote this piece as Surber’s 2024 magnum opus.

My takeaway- Trump gets to say ‘You’re fired’ to all the deserving “jamokes” in his arm’s reach.

But we get to do what he can’t- say ‘You’re fired’ to the fake news.

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They already have been, Steve. When Musk bought Twitter that was their death-knell. We all see it. The liars making outrageous salaries just refuse to go away. But they are already done in the publics eyes.

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I don't know about this being THE one-and-only magnum opus. There's a magnum opus at least once a week, so there are 52 contenders for THE magnum opus of 2024.

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Fully agree. While I subscribe to Don for the great scribbling, hold my nose on Middle East killings, this is indeed, his Magnum Opus. A floodlight shining where all the Fat Rats feed without consequence.

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As a song for Tulsi’s grand entrance how about,

“These Boots are Made for Walking”, by Nancy Sinatra.

You keep lyin' when you ought to be truthin'

You keep losin' when you ought to not bet

You keep samin' when you ought to be changin'

Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet

These boots are made for walkin'

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days, these boots are gonna walk all over you

Yeah, baby.

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Great!

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Far from not bringing charges against Clinton and numerous other democrats, the FJB FBI and DOJ assisted state and local prosecutors in manufacturing crimes against Trump. In a NY case the AG had to go to the state house to roll back the statute of limitations just to charge Trump. And the legacy media cheered them on.

The most discouraging aspect of the last election for me is the percentage who voted for a democrat after four years of FJB and the misery he brought with their help. Hopefully Trump's success will be his retribution.

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Stephanopoulos and ABC got off way too easy. I don't understand why Trump didn't turn down the offer and make them publicly walk over burning hot coals as the facts played out. An out-of-court settlement does nothing to change thinking among the criminals in media.

Trump didn't need $15 million - he's donating it. What he (and we) needed was to drive the rusty spike of truth into the heart of legacy media.

Next up? The administrative state. We need lots of rusty spikes for that. Perhaps as they sell off the steel components of the Mexico wall before Trump takes office, we can buy some of those rusty spikes for five cents on the dollar to put those amoral bastards out of their "Leslie Stahl" misery.

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Make every perpetrator of the Russia Hoax, a hoax from which they PERSONALLY BENEFITED, disgorge all earnings and profits, every benefit, and repay back to the U.S. Treasury the money they larcenously diverted away from the U.S. Taxpayers.

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Amen!

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kam, you're letting them off too easily. It was treason, plain and simple, and undermined Trump's foreign policy. Over 1 million dead Ukrainians and at least 250,000 dead Russians, just to keep the forever war racket going.

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What I really think can't be printed.

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Trump also has a $20 billion suit against CBS for editing the 60 minutes interview with Kamals. Perhaps thats why we only saw Trump for 10 seconds at the Army/Navy game Saturday. GOOOO Navy!

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12/16/24: The best revenge would be to keep them perpetually IN their misery, would it not?

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He is donating it to his Presidential Library, now he can say ABC news paid for it. That should burn them forever.

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Tulsi Gabbard as the next DNI is a tune we should all be singing at the top of our lungs..

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Fine job DS! Start the week with a bang.👍👍👎

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The People who depend on the federal government (whether they are pajama wearing people or metro-slickers making too much money funded by the taxpayers) are the ones who are afraid of the Trump Administration. The only thing we have to fear is not fear itself, but one’s dependency on the government.

For the people who go to work every day and support our families and do not believe in dependency on others, and especially not dependency on the government, we welcome D.O.G.E and the idea of “waste not, want not.”

And we want the grifters running our country to be exposed: https://lizlasorte.substack.com/p/meet-jack-and-dr-jane-obrien?r=76q58

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An honest Press underpins an Honest Nation. Consequences for the incessant LIES is the cleanser. Or revoke the Public Licenses.

I'm still waiting for the Investigative Story on how the Clinton's used their Canadian Charity to hide the names of Foreign donors. All Bill, Hill and their pal in Vancouver had to do was declare money from Clinton-Giustra in Toronto as the source of funds into the U.S./New York Clinton Foundation. while the names in Canada remained hidden, and are hidden to this day. While Trump is forcing Justin to seal the border he should also force Justin to publicly disclose all the Foreign Bribe Money collected in Canada for those grubby Bill and Hill Grifters

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Speaking of revoking licenses, I read an article just this morning imploring RFK JR to have the FCC at the top of his to do list when he assumes his new job in the TRUMP 47 administration to shut down all the BIG PHARMA ads on TV. That alone should clean up a lot of clutter!

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I don't think he can do that, but Congress could-- $$$$$$$$$ won't happen.

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But then he’d be “outing” himself as a chief co-conspirator in the vast money laundering operation.

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The Clintons actions in Haiti are equally despicable (and lucrative) IIRC it was connected to post earthquake aid and cell phones. Was Guistra involved in this scam as well?

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The media lies...as do all of their advertisers from Big Pharma... Lots to fix in 2025.

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Will you ever tire, Don, of me writing that this is another prize-winning column? Are you sorry that our betters who decide the Pulitzer winners would never give one to a conservative voice?

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12/16/24: At this point, wouldn't it be a disgrace to receive a Pulitzer prize?

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Now THAT is the Truth.

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Flier, Our Don won't tire of your compliments any more than We The People will ever tire of WINNING!

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That dried-up husk of a woman, Leslie Stahl was the one who accused PDJT of disinformation about the Hunter Biden laptop. I don't think she ever acknowledged her error, but then again, she probably has never acknowledged being wrong. As for Noonan, she has been irrelevant since 2008 when Obama won the Presidency. Don's characterization of both as dinosaurs is spot on.

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12/16/24: It might be an upgrade. I'm sorry that the third Manhattan media dinosaur, Maureen Dowd, wasn't there to join them on stage --- a 100-box Kleenex sob-a-thon would have been a Guinness Book of Records winner.

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Amen about Maureen Dowd as the 3rd in that group.

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12/17/24: There's a (by now, practically ancient) writer, Fred Reed (no relation), who wrote two brilliantly funny, satirical columns about Dowd. Have you seen them?

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'Google Goes Fully Woke in New Christmas Ad, Sparking Calls for Boycott'. Google is one of the few companies in the world that can push any agenda and not feel the repercussions. 'Because we can'. Switch to the X search engine w/extreme prejudice now

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Bust Google into 100 irrelevant pieces.

No longer a search engine (in fact a very poor search engine). Google exists for advertising, and manipulation. Nothing else.

No benefit for the country whatsoever.

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They were blessed with an extraordinary tool to advance truth, knowledge and information to the entire world and, instead, perverted it into a corrupted tool of darkness and oppression, motivated by greed and the lust for power and control.

Wow. Wouldn’t want to be them on Judgment Day.

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A boycott of what?

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