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Jack's avatar

I’ll give this weirdness a week, then he’ll be off in another direction… and dye his hair green?

Shrugged's avatar

His latest media photos show his hair as gray so he looks more presidential. The grease slick of shiny hair gel on darker hair is gone . . . for now.

No one should be surprised by the lunatic Newsom. We should be surprised if it has any real impact on voters.

Michael Davis's avatar

When he uses a hotel pool, they have to deploy floating oil slick booms and peat moss for containment.

tj's avatar

I scared the cat. Does that count?

revmaddog1948's avatar

That inspired loud laughter in my man cave. Thank you Michael.

Lawsy0's avatar

Remember the sing-song about "her hair came out of a bottle" back when few folks actually went to a beautician for hair coloring?

imkitty's avatar

FTA: "Governor Hair Gel is running behind Kamala and Buttigieg in early presidential polling."

Those are low bars indeed.

Jeremy R's avatar

Unfortunately they are good at the limbo.

CactusMatt32's avatar

He prefers French Laundry table service Plumpjack over CA serf bars.

Cookie McCall's avatar

What a completely disgusting slimeball idiot

Rfhirsch's avatar

You are very generous: four descriptive words!

Alice Ball's avatar

I can’t imagine looking at his record and deciding he’s going to do a good job as Mayor, much less as Governor or President. He’s a failure in every way except being rich, which makes him think he’s special. The Palisades fire alone should seal his fate. And now he’s meme-trolling Trump?! What a slick hair loser. I bet Trump gets a good belly laugh out of it! Remember, Dems don’t have a sense of humor and that’s why THEY think this will work. 🤪

Cookie McCall's avatar

I think he’s just pitiful, there’s absolutely nothing funny about him. What a creep!

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

In the ‘70’s, everyone wanted to go to Haight-Ashbury. They did. Then they got older and weirder, and you can see what their policies wrought. Gavin is a product of the cabal of democrats that took over and convinced the Manson cult following hippies and Berkeley grads that their type of LSD-induced policies were preferable to anything that actually worked in their favor. Ronnie straightened them out a bit, but left for the bigger screen. When Gavin took over, it was already baked-in that the state would fail. The corruption, the celebrity cult, the Kamala’s and Willie’s-everyone was looting the store. Now, the state is losing population faster than Mexicans can jump the fence. My liberal neighbors down here in Florida are trying to sell their home in northern CA, but are having a hard time. It’s so bad that even Gavin’s ex-wife preferred a Trump named Donald! I hope he runs. I want to see the 60-second ads of LA burning, riots, looting of stores, and the train that never was…

Douglas Baringer's avatar

Damn, you are so right. I think Gruesome has already stepped in it. The assination memes are the worst thing I have seen in a long time.

Shrugged's avatar

You know the root of the Democrat party of late is satanic at its core. It's the hub at the center of all of their policy positions. They should feel at home in the hole they dug themselves into because it is that much closer to Hell.

Suzie's avatar

They are trapped in there, because the love darkness more than light.

“And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.”

~ John 3:19-20

Jeremy R's avatar

The very personification of calling good evil and evil good. Sadly nearly half our population is in that cult. We can't understand them and they can't understand reality.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Last sentence J.R. !!

Lawsy0's avatar

Speaking of Her Highness, Hillary. I left youtube running when I dozed off and awoke to her Screechness yammering during some senate-scathing by Sen. Kennedy* (R-LA). The one--one loves to hate. *Re the Server in her basement.

Lawsy0's avatar

If I recall, RWR demitted from the Hollywood screen to run for Governor of California. His movie career didn't hurt his name recognition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNJfgqNCKS0

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

He was also a democrat who said [ the party left me ] .

Wim de Vriend's avatar

Can't disagree with most of what you say, except that selling a house for anything but cash is tough right now, and will be until interest rates come down --- although I would not disregard the possibility that home prices will come down from their unrealistic high.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

How is this egotistic narcistic creature even being mentioned as presidential material when his current record is smoking ruins personified ?? Cat mailed it in today for a poll?

Shrugged's avatar

Extended short answer: They still plan to steal the election.

Joe LaGreca's avatar

I can only hope that Trump succeeds in banning mail-in voting, but I doubt he can force states to ban this form of cheating.

darrell's avatar

They need to form another temporary department like DOGE to clean up the Electorate. If your state is caught cheating your electoral votes will not be counted. That should do the job. They could make it a law.

tj's avatar

He might be able to. As I understand it, the States facilitate the Federal Elections. So the blue states could potentially have a seperate ballot/mail in ballot for the state races but the Federal ones, they could not.

It will end up in court, then the supreme court. And Roberts is pulling the same stuff he always does.

Joe LaGreca's avatar

Thanks - good to know. Hope it gets done.

Vince Gallo's avatar

My sentiments exactly. It makes me scratch my bald head. 😂👍

MLR's avatar

The proper spelling of Newsom is D E S P E R A T I O N.

David Thompson's avatar

More of a smelling than spelling.

William Coulter's avatar

When you have no constructive message you do stupid stuff like what Hair Gel is doing.

In a debate with DeSantis a couple of years back DeSantis moped the floor with the guy. It was embarrassing for Hair Gel.

The other thing about him that many may not realize is that he isn’t smart. Mentally he is just not that bright.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Newsom never was intellectually impressive, but the way he's been acting this year, he's beginning to actually give Kamala a run for her money in the dumb-dumb department.

Good grief, the terrible candidates the Democrats have put forward. Quite a parade of flagrantly awful people. Kamala for President and Tampon Tim for Veep? Hardcore commie Pete Buttigieg (son of hardcore commie Joseph Buttigieg--champion of Marxism and biographer of Antonio Gramsci)? Corrupt self-absorbed Hillary? Dementia Joe? Obama, whose agenda was to "transform" America into Marxism? Add in public figures like Karen Bass, Mandami in NY, Stacy Abrams, etc. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

This party is being so completely exposed, they are finito; never coming back from this.

William Coulter's avatar

They stand for whatever the far left of the party wants. Go against them and you’re out.

I think many of the Republican gains in voter registration is because of this.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Finite! I love a woman who speaks a little Italiano in the am. lol 😂😂😂.

By the way the way you describe dem candidates it reminds me of a Disney parade of characters from The Walking Dead. 😂👍☕️☕️

Jeremy R's avatar

We look at them through one lens. The idiotocracy think they are normal.

Suzie's avatar

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Lawsy0's avatar

A person could rightly conclude that no Democrat has a sense of smell.

Playswithneedles's avatar

He got his IQ from his Aunt Nancy.

Jeremy R's avatar

He got his brain cell from lice trapped in the hair gel slick .

Rfhirsch's avatar

Yes: "cell", not "cells".

Brian LeMay's avatar

And he's just about as evil ; they have no compunction about their decisions and how they affect our communities .

BH's avatar

I’ve read that, more than once. Being the narcissist he is, I’m sure he considers himself Mensa-worthy.

Marilyn Brinley's avatar

Perhaps the hair gel fumes fried what few brain cells he had.

Fruithi's avatar

Trump being in Newsom’s head 24/7. Mission accomplished.

Greg's avatar

That's the party now: emotionally equivalent teenagers who won't grow up, throw tantrums when they don't get their way, are anti-authority and have no understanding of money. Look at the old-ass freakin hippies at all these protests.

tj's avatar

Im pretty sure they are only there because they are getting paid. Most are into retirement and the Dims clustered that extra hard over the last two decades.

William Robinette's avatar

He should team up with Beto, AOC,and Jasmine and see if they can’t bring back Vaudeville. At least then he’d have a fallback career.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Who would be the Alpha /AOC or Jasmine because the other two are not??

John Swindall's avatar

Politico and Newsweek are the irrelevant in the room. Zero credibility. Who cares. Just more braying jackasses in the media.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Politico's current finances should be looked at with a fine tooth comb. Also the New York Times. Some US government money has been cut off to them, but I suspect they both are still being artificially propped up.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Must be. Nobody reads them. My dog won’t do his business on either. 😂😂

Joe LaGreca's avatar

Back before the internet was a thing & I was job hunting, the go to source was the Tuesday & Sunday editions of the NY Times. It was a lot of paper & I only needed the job ads. My wife had a few birds, so it was put to use lining the bottom of the bird cages. Recycling wasn't a thing back then.

Rfhirsch's avatar

But you are talking about REAL recycling into the bird cages.

Brian LeMay's avatar

Yes ! Thanks TPG ! DOGE got a great start on the money theft but there are still a lot of ratlines to uncover and defund .

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

A long trek requires first steps so patience my friend..

Joe LaGreca's avatar

Liberalism destroys everything it touches - prime examples are Time magazine & Newsweek. I actually used to subscribe to both ages ago.

John Swindall's avatar

Same with the Wall Street Journal I canceled them 20 years ago.

Danimal28's avatar

Sasha Stone - a red-pilled former Biden campaigner who lives and reports on Cali - said yesterday that Gavin wants to be Trump. I agree. Same with Mamdani in NYC. The UniParty all have it down: ruin your society then run on making things better. It ain't working anymore.

Adorable Deplorable's avatar

Is this guy really real? An actual sentient being? Or some kind of android? A MEME?

Whatever it is I'm all for continuing the parody. Extremely entertaining.

Alan's avatar

Morning Joe, of course, is wrong. Newsom's not acting like Trump, he's acting like Jerry Brown. Bats**t crazy.

Kuntsler has a great take on Newsom: A haircut in search of a brain.

BJ54's avatar

Anything to distract from his abysmal political record. He is doing worse than Governor Moonbeam or Governor Terminator.