07/27/26: Now THIS is the way to start off a week, on a Monday morning!
Today’s press “is as humorless as a block of wood or Kaitlan Collins.”
Kaitlan Collins IS a block of wood.
(Petrified.)
--- “Journalism is to the facts as Taco Bell is to digestion.’”
“Taco Bell is linked to a major multi-state outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic illness causing severe watery diarrhea. [The Feds] traced the infections to shredded iceberg lettuce …” (GAI 07/26/26).
Yesterday, Carlos Beltran, a Mets baseball manager for about ten weeks until his role in a cheating scandal hit the fan, was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
A message sent to a friend last night:
“Congrats. Between my baseball ‘comeback bets’ and your horse racing picks, we made a profit on the day of $5.71.
“That wouldn’t even be enough to pay for a good case of the sh*ts at Taco Beltran.”
--- Finally, the Bari Weiss joke was so good, the only person who could have done it justice telling it on TV would have been Norm Macdonald.
“USA Today wants race relations to be stuck in the 1950s forever—to help divide people along lines of race.”
They also use gender and class in their relentless pursuit of power for communists, Islamists, and misfits. Prima facie evidence that the Marxist press is this country’s most dangerous fifth column. The ridicule of them by DJT is delicious!
I’m pretty sure much of black/white race relations in the ‘50’s was not bad. Blacks post WWII were expanding their economic foundations in most metro areas and most importantly the black family was largely intact. Births were within wedlock and education was valued. The Civil Rights Act changed all that and Obama’s Department of Justice laid waste to legal norms of equal justice under the law. USA Today just wants the violent chaos that the communist relies on to defeat freedom.
Caros books on LBJ opened my young eyes….all the political dirty tricks in the 80s….was done in the 30s & 40s by LBJ, Connally, Pickle, Luna…best was KLBJ was owned Lady Bird….she used to shop in the Austin Common market in the 70s, Mama Elení could’ve cared less who she was…smaller world back then…Armadillo World HQ, hippies on the Drag….Whitman in the Tower..
In the 50's and 60's, I was growing up in Buffalo, NY, a city with large groups of Italians, Poles, and Blacks. We all lived side by side and got along fine. For a time, I lived on one side of 18th Street, and the Black neighborhood started on the other side. We all played together fine, on their side and on the Italian side. Now, I would not dream of going back there to visit.
Yesterday on The Five, Greg Gutfeld took the woman at USA Today who wrote that inane article to the woodshed for her insane attempt to evoke the memory of Emmitt Till's death as a metaphor for the WNBA's white girl problem. She deserves every criticism that was piled upon her and more.
It can also mean they are quoting an ObamAA- stooge who is making shit up. Some of the reporters are too stupid to come up with plausible garbage, they need the deep state to lead (mislead) them
If I see an article is from any of the outlets named in Don's piece, I automatically skip them. Why spend time out of your life you can never recapture reading the New York Times when you know anything coming out of them is not just false, but is likely an abject lie. I really struggle to understand how they are still in operation. Their building should be razed to the ground and the earth beneath it salted.
I’ve been saying this as a comment throughout the last 20 years and
I’ll say it again: “Why does ANYONE vote for ANY democrat???” They only win by cheating and are backed up by their propaganda mouthpiece (known also as the main stream media).
When he dropped the Kaitlan Collins/Dylan Mulvaney line, I nearly spit out my teeth. I had never noticed before, but she's a dead ringer for that ol' boy.
07/27/26: A fake woman looking more like a woman than "The Mobile [AL] Mustache" says it all. And not even unlimited amounts of Bud Lite can improve their "allure."
Some posit that Democrats are dumb. Some say that Republicans are evil. MSM journalists have proven themselves to be both. Yet, plenty of people still get their news/opinions from the MSM. It boggles my mind.
I rarely watch or listen to any of the network news, even Newsmax and FNC. I used to watch their programs hoping to obtain factual information about issues. I now find I never obtain any useful information but instead am treated to the Jerry Springer show with nothing except gossip being kicked around. Who said what about what, and then what did that nobody have to say in return. And on and on. I have found that all the news does for me is get me upset and infuriate me first thing in the morning to put shade on the entire day. I don't really need that anymore.
$7 Trillion budget approved though….maybe a Trillion in fraud, another Trillion in waste…..but the UniParty hogs gotta eat…..DOGE was a nice shiny object to placate the idiot 20% actually paying taxes, not getting any….
When the rare telemarketer rings thru to my phone, I always ask them ‘How much are you gonna pay me for my valuable Opinion? Everyone else is getting paid…..I guess Lougle and Bezos (and banks and Credit Card companies) figured out a crafty way to surreptitiously steal that info and not have to pay for it….Just like Elon was doing to the Fed spending w DOGE - Congress sure shut THAT damn thing down as fast as they could….
Bicyclists getting a lane to ride in that they did not pay for….
We cancelled our local newspaper (Mpls Star Tribune) in 2009 after I saw their coverage of a Tea Party rally that we attended at the Capitol in St Paul. The article was willfully dishonest—written to diminish the event, not describe it. There were several photos, all apparently chosen to mislead readers, as the only photo of attendees was taken from the front of the crowd, looking up from the ground to isolate 4-5 people while there was a sea of people behind them extending from the plaza to the street. They included a photo of a white male speaker while failing to even mention that the keynote speaker was a black woman. Other speakers included both Hispanic and Asian women, and while the racial composition of the speakers or attendees was really irrelevant, the paper elected to deliberately create a false impression of it. I submitted a critical but respectful editorial and offered to share video I had taken of the event with an editor, both of which they ignored. We knew they were biased, but now had proof they were dishonest hacks. We cancelled and never looked back.
There hasn’t been any real reporting in this nation, by the big Media stalwarts, since D-Day.
Experts = idiots who can do nothing but speak.
Unnamed Sources = a lie.
Journalism today is a collection of older folks like Don S and younger folks like Nick Shirley.
These pathetic main stream “reporters” are there for their looks, not for their journalistic integrity. They write for their nattering na-bob peers because they consider the rest of us to be too stupid to see through there webs of deceit.
They cry when PDJT makes a joke, because the joke is always on them.
NBC, ABC, CBS…all of them proved they are nothing but bias-spewing channels of disinformation when they refused to air President Trump’s address to the Nation.
Get the popcorn ready Myrtle, the real show is about to start.
A fall blockbuster, no doubt.
May GOD Almighty continue to bless and protect President Donald J. Trump and these United States of America!!
I've heard that when television started it was always understood that it was all about the sponsors. So in addition to (actual, at the time) news and weather, they hit upon the idea of fictional stories that would keep people glued to the couch during the commercials.
It was a while before they decided to make fictional stories (narratives) out of the news as well - and sometimes even the weather!
Their longest running TV series, on all channels, is now the fiction that the DementoRats are an actual party and not a cult.
All true, but the question remains: Why do they do it? Theories abound. They have been brainwashed by the indoctrination system that goes under the misnomer, "education." They are all members of the democrat party. They are on the payroll of nefarious anti-American entities. The list is endless. However, just as with phenomenon of the jihadi who screams, "Allah hu akbar" while he beheads an innocent victim, we may never know the motive.
There's a reason they're referred to as "newsreaders". I really like Catherine Herridge, I think she's the real deal and a great investigative journalist
As an aside, I have always been struck by the mannish appearance of Kaitlynn Collins, who suffers from a terminal case of "manjaw" and sports what appears to be a moustache. The comparison to Dylan Mulvaney is accurate and devastating, but given the left's position on "gender" the comparison should have been taken as a compliment by them. The fact that they all assumed the comparison was meant (as it was) to be an insult is revealing on many levels.
07/27/26: We're screwed (permanently): The country was more outraged by a nobody impersonating (badly) a woman than a Stalinist inveterate liar on CNN impersonating a legitimate journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNgZAEZ2cw
aoc is to common sense.
Right choice, Donald. All the choices are right on the survey today.
Agreed. But I'll always love that image of screen doors on submarines.
07/27/26: Now THIS is the way to start off a week, on a Monday morning!
Today’s press “is as humorless as a block of wood or Kaitlan Collins.”
Kaitlan Collins IS a block of wood.
(Petrified.)
--- “Journalism is to the facts as Taco Bell is to digestion.’”
“Taco Bell is linked to a major multi-state outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic illness causing severe watery diarrhea. [The Feds] traced the infections to shredded iceberg lettuce …” (GAI 07/26/26).
Yesterday, Carlos Beltran, a Mets baseball manager for about ten weeks until his role in a cheating scandal hit the fan, was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
A message sent to a friend last night:
“Congrats. Between my baseball ‘comeback bets’ and your horse racing picks, we made a profit on the day of $5.71.
“That wouldn’t even be enough to pay for a good case of the sh*ts at Taco Beltran.”
--- Finally, the Bari Weiss joke was so good, the only person who could have done it justice telling it on TV would have been Norm Macdonald.
Yup. Knew a guy who worked on submarines. Really glad all hatches were secure.
If you had gone to sea on a submarine you might have a different opinion.
probably. how about this. a busted m-60 in a fire fight in vietnam august 1969 101st 502 a-shau valley.
does that qualify?
It does. Were you using a screeen door as protection?
Thanks to AOC, one doesn't hear many "stupid blonde" jokes anymore.
As black is to whoye...night to day...sobriety to shit-faced drunk etc
Downvote to the cat for missing that one.
“USA Today wants race relations to be stuck in the 1950s forever—to help divide people along lines of race.”
They also use gender and class in their relentless pursuit of power for communists, Islamists, and misfits. Prima facie evidence that the Marxist press is this country’s most dangerous fifth column. The ridicule of them by DJT is delicious!
I’m pretty sure much of black/white race relations in the ‘50’s was not bad. Blacks post WWII were expanding their economic foundations in most metro areas and most importantly the black family was largely intact. Births were within wedlock and education was valued. The Civil Rights Act changed all that and Obama’s Department of Justice laid waste to legal norms of equal justice under the law. USA Today just wants the violent chaos that the communist relies on to defeat freedom.
Not to mention lbj’s Great Society.
what a despicable excuse for a human being. I'm ashamed he was from our great state of Texas
Caros books on LBJ opened my young eyes….all the political dirty tricks in the 80s….was done in the 30s & 40s by LBJ, Connally, Pickle, Luna…best was KLBJ was owned Lady Bird….she used to shop in the Austin Common market in the 70s, Mama Elení could’ve cared less who she was…smaller world back then…Armadillo World HQ, hippies on the Drag….Whitman in the Tower..
There are no new stories. No new cons, scams, lies or thefts. That’s why the 10 commandments just never go out of style.
You are correct - along with the statistical fact that black families were rapidly lifting themselves out of poverty and joining the middle class.
The Dim-Actually-Always-Communist Party simply couldn't have that!
In the 50's and 60's, I was growing up in Buffalo, NY, a city with large groups of Italians, Poles, and Blacks. We all lived side by side and got along fine. For a time, I lived on one side of 18th Street, and the Black neighborhood started on the other side. We all played together fine, on their side and on the Italian side. Now, I would not dream of going back there to visit.
Yesterday on The Five, Greg Gutfeld took the woman at USA Today who wrote that inane article to the woodshed for her insane attempt to evoke the memory of Emmitt Till's death as a metaphor for the WNBA's white girl problem. She deserves every criticism that was piled upon her and more.
It's often said, "laughter is the best medicine." I'd say, "ridicule is the best antidote."
Anytime I read "unnamed sources " I know it's a lie, pure and simple.
"unnamed sources " is just shorthand for "we're just making shit up."
It can also mean they are quoting an ObamAA- stooge who is making shit up. Some of the reporters are too stupid to come up with plausible garbage, they need the deep state to lead (mislead) them
I would suggest making “we’re just making this shit up” as Rule #1. For the life of me I can’t believe anyone still reads these rags.
LOL This says it all...!
If I see an article is from any of the outlets named in Don's piece, I automatically skip them. Why spend time out of your life you can never recapture reading the New York Times when you know anything coming out of them is not just false, but is likely an abject lie. I really struggle to understand how they are still in operation. Their building should be razed to the ground and the earth beneath it salted.
Some people like to have their lies reinforced.
Include in that list Philadelphia Inquirer and the LA Times from my personal experience.
We must give our gracious host kudos for reading the Slimes so we don't have to!
07/27.26: Perfect. Same here. I instantly stop reading.
Spot on D.B. !
I’ve been saying this as a comment throughout the last 20 years and
I’ll say it again: “Why does ANYONE vote for ANY democrat???” They only win by cheating and are backed up by their propaganda mouthpiece (known also as the main stream media).
That's the way to bet.
When he dropped the Kaitlan Collins/Dylan Mulvaney line, I nearly spit out my teeth. I had never noticed before, but she's a dead ringer for that ol' boy.
Sisters from different mothers.
07/27/25: Superb!
https://www.google.com/search?q=dylan+mulvaney+kaitlan+collins&sca_esv=b7b025c5c44d44e1&hl=en&sxsrf=APpeQnuGSKBZxK1XrbqeS2nK87a7MiwWVA:1785155596556&source=hp&biw=1356&bih=462&ei=DFBnaqzXH7WU5OMP7ZiRUA&iflsig=ABILxe8AAAAAamdeHAlWNUuI5lOR37nO2270IobDZgym&oq=Dylan+Mulvaney&gs_lp=EgNpbWciDkR5bGFuIE11bHZhbmV5KgIIAjILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwEyCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBMgcQABgDGMcDMgsQABiABBixAxiDATILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwEyCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBMg4QABiABBiKBRixAxiDATIFEAAYgAQyCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBMgUQABiABEjwKlAAWABwAHgAkAEAmAFNoAFNqgEBMbgBAcgBAPgBAvgBAYoCC2d3cy13aXotaW1nmAIBoAJUmAMAkgcBMaAHowWyBwExuAdUwgcDMi0xyAcFgAgB&sclient=img&udm=2
And:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNgZAEZ2cw
Looking at that compendium of photos, I hate to say it, but Mulvaney comes across better looking than Collins.
07/27/26: A fake woman looking more like a woman than "The Mobile [AL] Mustache" says it all. And not even unlimited amounts of Bud Lite can improve their "allure."
Some posit that Democrats are dumb. Some say that Republicans are evil. MSM journalists have proven themselves to be both. Yet, plenty of people still get their news/opinions from the MSM. It boggles my mind.
I rarely watch or listen to any of the network news, even Newsmax and FNC. I used to watch their programs hoping to obtain factual information about issues. I now find I never obtain any useful information but instead am treated to the Jerry Springer show with nothing except gossip being kicked around. Who said what about what, and then what did that nobody have to say in return. And on and on. I have found that all the news does for me is get me upset and infuriate me first thing in the morning to put shade on the entire day. I don't really need that anymore.
$7 Trillion budget approved though….maybe a Trillion in fraud, another Trillion in waste…..but the UniParty hogs gotta eat…..DOGE was a nice shiny object to placate the idiot 20% actually paying taxes, not getting any….
When the rare telemarketer rings thru to my phone, I always ask them ‘How much are you gonna pay me for my valuable Opinion? Everyone else is getting paid…..I guess Lougle and Bezos (and banks and Credit Card companies) figured out a crafty way to surreptitiously steal that info and not have to pay for it….Just like Elon was doing to the Fed spending w DOGE - Congress sure shut THAT damn thing down as fast as they could….
Bicyclists getting a lane to ride in that they did not pay for….
Entertainment.
It's like an addiction.
"By the way, the Madison, Wisconsin, police listed him as white. That’s one way to reduce crimes by minorities."
Seems to happen a lot, especially with Hispanics. Remember, we had "white Hispanic" George Zimmerman, courtesy of our corrupt media.
We do not hate the media enough. And Trump is far too kind to them.
Problem is, hating the media doesn’t fix it. There needs to be a revamping of the rules pertaining to journalism.
07/27/26: We can't "revamp" rules that don't exist. Anything goes.
That’s my point.
#7 Always use unnamed experts or other fake witnesses to create doubt. The unnamed don't have to exist.
Still tykes with imaginary friends . see furby craze today.
We cancelled our local newspaper (Mpls Star Tribune) in 2009 after I saw their coverage of a Tea Party rally that we attended at the Capitol in St Paul. The article was willfully dishonest—written to diminish the event, not describe it. There were several photos, all apparently chosen to mislead readers, as the only photo of attendees was taken from the front of the crowd, looking up from the ground to isolate 4-5 people while there was a sea of people behind them extending from the plaza to the street. They included a photo of a white male speaker while failing to even mention that the keynote speaker was a black woman. Other speakers included both Hispanic and Asian women, and while the racial composition of the speakers or attendees was really irrelevant, the paper elected to deliberately create a false impression of it. I submitted a critical but respectful editorial and offered to share video I had taken of the event with an editor, both of which they ignored. We knew they were biased, but now had proof they were dishonest hacks. We cancelled and never looked back.
Spinning tales, telling whoppers and salacious lies. We would get our mouths washed out with soap.
Today Trump administers the soap.
Outstanding Monday morning read Don!
There hasn’t been any real reporting in this nation, by the big Media stalwarts, since D-Day.
Experts = idiots who can do nothing but speak.
Unnamed Sources = a lie.
Journalism today is a collection of older folks like Don S and younger folks like Nick Shirley.
These pathetic main stream “reporters” are there for their looks, not for their journalistic integrity. They write for their nattering na-bob peers because they consider the rest of us to be too stupid to see through there webs of deceit.
They cry when PDJT makes a joke, because the joke is always on them.
NBC, ABC, CBS…all of them proved they are nothing but bias-spewing channels of disinformation when they refused to air President Trump’s address to the Nation.
Get the popcorn ready Myrtle, the real show is about to start.
A fall blockbuster, no doubt.
May GOD Almighty continue to bless and protect President Donald J. Trump and these United States of America!!
APS
My wife insists on watching the evening national news.
Rhere is so little news I believe all of them are just commercials with a 30 second “news story” they tease at least 3 times.
On a brighter note a double execution is scheduled to take place in Florida this week… 2 on the same day.
Florida uses the death penalty. Crime is down here for some reason.
I've heard that when television started it was always understood that it was all about the sponsors. So in addition to (actual, at the time) news and weather, they hit upon the idea of fictional stories that would keep people glued to the couch during the commercials.
It was a while before they decided to make fictional stories (narratives) out of the news as well - and sometimes even the weather!
Their longest running TV series, on all channels, is now the fiction that the DementoRats are an actual party and not a cult.
Journalism is to the facts what Mt. Rushmore is to animation.
A wonderful column this morning. Bubbleheads without curiosity, throw in some godless beliefs. Voila you be a journalist!
The lying media is a private sector NGO. In a free market, we all need to take up “arms” to defeat them.
Now that you mention it, you’re right.
All true, but the question remains: Why do they do it? Theories abound. They have been brainwashed by the indoctrination system that goes under the misnomer, "education." They are all members of the democrat party. They are on the payroll of nefarious anti-American entities. The list is endless. However, just as with phenomenon of the jihadi who screams, "Allah hu akbar" while he beheads an innocent victim, we may never know the motive.
Maybe you overlooked "Journalism Schools". The mere fact that they are part of universities guarantees bias-inculcation.
There's a reason they're referred to as "newsreaders". I really like Catherine Herridge, I think she's the real deal and a great investigative journalist
As an aside, I have always been struck by the mannish appearance of Kaitlynn Collins, who suffers from a terminal case of "manjaw" and sports what appears to be a moustache. The comparison to Dylan Mulvaney is accurate and devastating, but given the left's position on "gender" the comparison should have been taken as a compliment by them. The fact that they all assumed the comparison was meant (as it was) to be an insult is revealing on many levels.
07/27/26: We're screwed (permanently): The country was more outraged by a nobody impersonating (badly) a woman than a Stalinist inveterate liar on CNN impersonating a legitimate journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNgZAEZ2cw
And they will never know what hit their necks, once the akbars complete their takeover.
It’s all about being with the cool kids inside the cabal. And the Grovers.
Let's face it. If the press didn't have double standards, it would have no standards at all. "Fish gotta swim, media gotta lie."