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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I hope Don had as much fun writing this as I did reading it.

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I think he always does. Except when he’s too serious maybe

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Agreed. My only problem was that I didn't have 12-inch by 12-inch post-it note sheets to place on the computer screen over the photos of the cucking funts (the way I've had to block images of Hotdog Rodham Clinton in newspapers to avoid irreversible eye damage).

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Hospitals still use her photo to treat Viagra overdoses.

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She should have placed that photo in the Oval Office. That would have kept Lewinsky from entering the room. No point placing one on the ceiling; only Lewinsky would have seen it.

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Amen!!!1

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Heck of a punch that guy threw. Down he did go.

As for the women’s soccer team, good riddance

to all of them.

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Next… the Women’s Basketball Team! Isn’t that who Grinder plays for

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Nice double entendre!

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The wymxn drowned their tears by chugging Bud Light on the long flight home.

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Single, over educated, (mainly white) women…the harbinger of the downfall of the Western Culture!

There I said it and I’m glad I said it!

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This white woman agrees!

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The pink headed one (I think shx went blue this last game) may be married to a WNBA player. Probably not the only one. Harbinger indeed.

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Of course not the only one… they don’t get the sobriquet Dykes on Spikes for nothing

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"There I said it and I’m glad I said it!"

Channeling the insufferable Mark Levin?

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😊I wasn’t aware he stole my line!

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Levin states the obvious, then exclaims, "That's right - I said it!" as if he was courageously risking life, limb, and fortune.

He's one of the radio-show conservatives who seek to scare the living sh*t out of his listeners without offering any hope.

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This is how to make his point and it works for him.

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Indeed, and he is free to do so.

I just stopped listening to his show a long time ago.

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Aug 7, 2023·edited Aug 7, 2023

Betty Garrett said it first! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ihKsvVAE1g

Actually, I have no idea who said it first. The show was a Broadway satirical review and the playwright probably got it from a previously released mass-audience movie or some such source.

Recommended: "Betty Garrett [1919-2011] And Other Songs" (edited by Ron Rapoport); Madison Books (1998 hardcover). Avoid!: "The Lost Journalism of Ring Lardner" [1885-1933], Ron Rapoport, editor; University of Nebraska Press, "Lincoln & London" (2017 hardcover).

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"Over-" ? When was the last time any of these purple pincushions read a book?

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What are you implying? They should hire some black guys?

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Nah. They all too busy fighting at second base in Cleveland.

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I'm still amazed anyone watches soccer when they could watch paint dry for free.

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A Vuvuzela and a beer might get me in the stands but only if I play the Vuvuzela

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I would like to think and pray the soccer things loss is a harbinger of better times for the Patriots in the USA elections we are facing.As I always say we are winning thanks to Poca Man and his community of preachers and teachers.

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It's inappropriate for me in my grieving state to laugh out loudly and long. Thank you.

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That cut like a knife LOL FJB

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Well, I was born in Chile, saw the 1962 World Cup played there, and played the game. I like soccer. Called football everywhere else except maybe Canada as well as the US. It is a game of great skill, great strategy and “almost goals”. Goals are very hard to get. A 1-0 score is like a 7-0 football game here. 3-2 is like 21-14 here.

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My sentiments exactly!

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

These ladies, and I use the term lightly, should spend time in some of the hell holes we veterans have served in. This is the greatest nation on the planet. Period!!! USA USA.!!

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Amen. And you didn't complain about the pay even though it was pitiful or the poor service from the VA afterward.

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Damn right mister!

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The absolute best part of their loss was that Rapinoe caused it. Since she’s retiring (Thank God) this was her last game and she went out in defeat and well deserved humiliation. Talk about karma!

I suffered a massive bout of schadenfreude yesterday and some of it is still hanging around today.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

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I heard that Dylan Mulvaney is taking Megan Rapinoe's modeling spot for Victoria's Secret. Mulvaney is better looking and not as obnoxious as Ms. Rapinoe.

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Sad isnt it?

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Yeah, she kinda looks like Anderson Cooper's obnoxious younger brother.

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Wow OA, she does. And has the same over the top arrogant behavior. I hadnt noticed. Now I cant stop seeing it. Eye bleach, eye bleach.

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Two “yucks “ in one sentence.

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As my man Ronnie Reagan used to say, “Well, there they go again! Ungrateful, entitled, arrogant and classless. The majority of this female team does nor represent our lovely patriotic American women. Nor men. Nor our beautiful USA! It only appeals to leftists who are everything but patriotic and lovely. They have earned nothing but disdain!

Did I watch them play? Heck no! Did not know they were playing until recently. I would rather watch my 12 year old grandson play golf and soon, my lovely 16 year old granddaughter play soccer for her high school. She and the players are definitely pro our beautiful America!!

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

RE: Kapernick & Rapinoe. One Saturday way back in the 90s my father & I drove an hour or so from Cleveland to the Univ of Akron to watch a cousin play football. During the National Anthem a fella, who Charlie Daniels had in mind for UnEasy Rider, "long hair pinko type with green teeth" sat through the rendition. After the anthem I commented what an ass_____. My center right father, matter of factly informed me "I went to Normandy so he could sit there". Say no more my Dad's perspective changed my thinking. Fast forward 20 years (I'm sorry I'm monopolizing this forum) during the summer one morning we dropped my kid off at a college overnight orientation. After a nearby lunch, my wife asked if we should check on him. With as much pride & patriotism as I could offer I responded "my father was at Normandy when he was 19.....our son can find his own dorm room.

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"Well you may not know it but this man's a spy

He's an undercover agent for the FBI

And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan

He was still bent over holdin' on to his knee

But everyone else was lookin' and listenin' to me

And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went

I said would you beleive this man has gone as far

As tearin' Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars

And he voted for George McGoveren for president

Well he's a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags

I betcha he's even got a Commie flag

Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage

He's a snake in the grass I tell ya guys

He may look dumb but that's jus a disguise

He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

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I think I'm gonna re-route my trip

I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped

If I went to LA via Omaha.

Loved that song.

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

How sweet it is! Delicious victory by the Swedish team. Endorsements for the U.S. team should wither including political ones. Brats deserve what they got.

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The Targets and Starbucks of the world will still want these tarnished wymxn representing their tarnished brands.

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More reasons to stay away

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Jackie Gleason?

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How sweet it is! And away we go! The Honeymooners. Smoky and the Bandit.

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To the Moon, Baby! To the Moon.

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Spot on

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And awaaay they go!!

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Aug 7, 2023·edited Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

The article stated:

‘The entire world is gonna do whatever it takes to stop the US,’ one woman says.

I say:

It's US, you know as in United States--US, ya got it now? You are either part of the United States or get the F**K out. Why don't you go to the mid-east if you want something to complain about.

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Thanks. It's like Jiffy Pop. As much fun to make...

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I've never followed ANY soccer but after watching the clip of the mens soccer team, especially juxtaposed with this news about these VILE and VENAL women, I might just start cheering for the men's U.S. soccer team!!!

USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

P.S. - But Don, I BEG you, PLEASE STOP using the word "liberal" to describe LEFTISTS!!! 😡

These people could not possibly be MORE ILLIBERAL.

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The USWNT should have adopted the "Karen" as their mascot - a not-quite middle-aged woman with an asymmetrical hairstyle in candy cane red, bulging eyes, and a grimacing face.

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I think we have a winner! Looks like an extra from "Mad Max".

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Nuttier than a squirrel's BM. So fitting, so true.

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Can we qualify when using the name, Karen?

It is my wife's name, and she is solidly conservative, and MAGA.

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Hmmmm - maybe call her the "Left Wing Karen" with a wing in rainbow colors on her left arm...

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👍🏻👍🏻

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Leftards? That's my choice for them.

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I think all real Americans will have the same feeling next year when Biden attempts to kick the winning goal and it’s blocked by Trump. FJB and F US women’s soccer. That’s patriotism.

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The only way I'd ever watch women's soccer was if they had a couple of Anderson-Ramirez tussles now and then. "Down goes Rapinoe!! Down goes Rapinoe!!"

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I dunno...if they wore the uniforms that female sprinters wear, I MIGHT be inclined to try to watch - but I still prefer a sport where something actually happens.

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Soccer is an apt metaphor for progressives - a lot of running around with nothing happening and a tied score.

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See my LOL comment. Substack is a little quirky, not meant to be a social site or therapy group like I'm using it for.

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Seems to be working for Don's whole group though....

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Disagree. See my post below.

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Sorry. It is above.

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I might watch if they didn’t wear uniforms.

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Aug 8, 2023·edited Aug 8, 2023

Maybe teams other than the America haters.

One of my son's friends was stationed in Japan. They had nude women's soccer there.

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Aug 7, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Could not have happened to a more deserving group and thank you Don for your insight of posting the story.This is the same as women's sports in college and the wnba,whine whine,whine.There are shining female athletes who get ignored for speaking out(Riley Gaines) by the msm or disparaged if mentioned at all.They are true American Patriots and must be ignored or silenced by this regime and msm.Keep it up sir as we are winning.

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Interesting irony that they were beaten by the Dancing Queens...

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Young and free

Not seventy!

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