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Poll - all of the above.

#17, is Hanoi Dick Blumenthal truly outraged or is he playing CYA for the White House? Someone higher up than the CIA gave the orders to botch the security in Butler, PA but the demonicrats in congress are going to make the CIA take the blame.

I will never ever believe that the attempt on Trump’s life was anything but an inside job. Still asking - how did Crooks know that no security would be on that roof? Who told him?

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Sen Blumenthal, a pathetic excuse for a man, suddenly cares about the Trump assassination? Suspect by throwing the secret service to the crowds he is distracting from the real villains: Barack Obama, the DOJ and FBI. FJB

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Mark, hang onto your hammer, you hit the nail on the head(S)!!!

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Taylor Swift

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Seems a considerable lack of information on both Crooks and - especially - his parents. Are they possibly deep-cover moles come here years prior and their "son" join them here later? Get out your DNA kit and reserve a table at the Salt Lake City genealogical workshop to find the shooter's "grand-parents" and maybe another generation before that.........

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Or have "they" "cleansed" the mormon files there?

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Haven't SEEN OR HEARD from "MITTENS" lately.... He has been busY on hands and knees SCRUBBINB THE GENEALOGY & FRIENDS OF THE CROOKS FAMILY TREE, LOTS OF BRANCHES THERE.///IT'S AN OLD TREE..... wonder how old that tree is and where it started growing???

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THANK YOU, JOHN McCALL! Are we supposed to believe that NO ONE IN OUR ENTIRE LAME GOV'MINT KNOWS THE PARENTS OF THIS MORON ASSASSINATOR ARE INVOLVED???

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It was coordinated for sure, just who with and where is up for grabs. And how many off shore accounts were set up in the shooters name that are all encrypted.

Lots of answers are needed. Unfortunately the people doing the investigation, reporting and all, are 3-letter departments that have lied to us, over and over. CIA, FBI, DOJ all of them need to go.

I am not sure I would be any reports at this point, even though I know a couple of Republican senators are trying hard. What came out with the whistle blowers was bad enough.

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Thank You, TJ! We will have to borrow dentist's drills and load up a van to get the answers we need from these hard core criminals we are dealing with.

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Just put them in Gitmo and forget them. Without their fancy cocktail parties and caviar they will go nuts. No drills needed.

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I wanna know who paid for the bullet.

There's your sign...........

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KAMALA'S Aunt ZUZU from Haiti

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The former head of the wafen SS err secret service was a close friend with Darth Cheney. Given his extreme hatred for Trump, I'd look for a connection there especially when coupled with GHWB's connection to the CIA.

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A band of Haitians. They had just been surveying the area for dinner.

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A good amount of information is already known about the shooter's FAMILY, but it being kept under wraps until Dick and Barry can clear all of their involved friends first. It's going to be ugly....these crims never believe they will get caught..... heh heh Perhaps one of the Crooks' neighbors will drop a crumb....

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

The administrators in higher education crunched the numbers as best they could and realized DEI does not increase the enrollment of black and brown students enough to offset the cost. That is, the people they hired in the name of DEI are scam artists.

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DEI = institutionalized racism 👍🏻

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Does that mean they have a BS of Arts degree?

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To lighten the load and capitulate to the new breed of college student, LSU offers “The History of Zorro” as an elective for their humanities requirement.

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Envision the shortest possible college course, government programs that actually benefit Americans.

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Hopefully, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana is the TEACHER of this class...

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Of Course! The DEI Creators are making the Big Bucks on this FRAUD. All the players are the same as mentioned before.

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We do tax bribes, just ask Hunter.

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

BINGO DC .

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

Per usual Poca-Man brings the recap [roaring ?] to life with humor and tear pullers as in # 8 and Bob Hope{truly a funny comedian] awakening us to where the nation has devolved to. As to #14 I believe more than a bong is the cause {,Jamacian rum ??} for the incoherence augmenting her natural ability to ideate and deliver answers.Trying to be fair but Kommiela always looks like she crawled out of a boxcar ,maybe she needs R.R.Mc.D.s stylists.Poll has no wrong answers but some sniggles inserted. Have a fine day off and take good care of your bride and grands Don.

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Bob Hope is a hero. They wanted to rename the Lorain-Carnegie Bridge (an engineering marvel) for him but he said honor his dad -- who helped carve the Guardians of Transportation on the bridge. So teh Hope Memorial Bridge is named for his dad

The movie Major League opens with a shot of a Guardian which makes teh name change smoother for me

Hope let Bing Crosby get the better of him in their movies. Hope's USO work was magnificent

So was he

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I do not recall missing a Bob Hope special while always looking for family and friends in his tour audiences.Also enjoyed his cast of cohorts on tour.Memories to take to the grave of Great Americans.

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I had an Ldot buddie for years who had been in the USO for the USAF. He spoke of the surge in happiness during Bob Hope's many tours. Matter of fact, we traveled together to hear/see Mr. Surber in the Great Smokey Mtns. area years ago. Walt was a lovely man. His job in the USO was sound man, front man and hillbilly comedy. RIP Pinchem.

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BEST MEMORIES EVER!

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Amen Don. I always enjoyed Hope' USO shows when they ran bits and skits in the news and old movies.

Be Blessed as you take care of the Mrs. and the rest of the family. You are all on the prayer list.

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

Don: The inserted cartoons today were very good. I sent them off to a buddy of mine who composes cartoons 3-4 times a week and sends them out to a group of about 100. Just passing your good stuff along. By the way, good to see that "DEI" (Didn't Earn It) is being kicked to the curb. Next up for that- Ukraine.

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please, and before the Ukraine sends missiles deep into Russian and kicks off WWIII.

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Fingers are crossed, Prayers being said.

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Sep 14·edited Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

Another great round-up of news items from Mr. Surber. For the record, I did kinda choked up on Item 8.

Regarding Item 1, if DJT wins and puts Elon in charge of an Efficiency Task Force, that 17 million that UNC saved by eliminating DEI will be chump change. You can probably add 4 zeros to that number.

Item 3 - If every high school adopted the "opt out" rule, the issue of trannies in girls sports would likely end overnight. Every now and then, common sense raises its head above the craziness in today's culture.

Item 13 - I wonder how many times FJB looked at his watch at Ground Zero.

Item 19 - Kudos to the Polish official who told Blinken to hit the bricks. Blinken, and the whole U.S. State Department, are about as useful as a rubber crutch. This is another government department that needs a major house cleaning.

Item 22 - Why would the citizens of Springfield OH take advice from a guy who lives in a 17 million dollar mansion in Los Angeles and who changed his last name to "Legend". This may set a record for virtue signaling.

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The kid's name apparently is Donnie

In my do-over in life the only change I would make is making teh byline Donnie

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Oops it is Liam

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Sep 14·edited Sep 14

And thank you for the timely warning to grab a Kleenex.

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lol, DON, YOU are the Very Best of the Best.

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Jim I second everything you said!

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GREAT POST, JIM!!!

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About #14, Cacklamala appearing "incoherent" or high: I'm convinced she's just plain drunk. Soused. Plastered. Juiced. Or might she be Walzed?

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i actually believe giggles is embarrassed. i remember when i won manager of the year and the triple bonus that came with it. i was surprised and didn't think i had earned it.

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Sooo - you suspect that deep down, Kacklamala knows she's an incompetent moron?

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i do but it may not be so deep down...she's pretty shallow. people like her can be dangerous though....have to show off and exert their supposedly enormous power and authority to validate their ascension to the top.

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Stupid or incompetent. But Stupid is very dangerous.

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yeah, she will be over it by noon, after the first drink of the day. Typical alcoholic and extra dumb.

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Some grammar Nazi, not I, might wonder why you never use caps. Asking for a friend.

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no problem for asking. tell your friend i said to mhob.

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😁-loud and crystal clear-he was distraught.

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Better than being blasted for using too many or ALL caps.... lol... love, grandma

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❤️Shouting is much better than whispering a comment.

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I think we can call it if she begins flailing her arms about and hopping around the stage.

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she has mastered 'flailing of arms'.... hilarious, hope she falls over next time.

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#17 Blumenthal put out statement today correcting quote attributed to him.

"The American people are going to be astonished at the failures of Crook'"

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

The left has cranked up the exaggeration of doom-Project 2025 again. No worries leftist lunatics, it’s as American as apple pie. ‘Project 2025's 4 Pillars to Dismantle the Deep State (dailysignal.com)’.

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Hmm. Islam has only five pillars.

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Item 1. Maybe the $17 million saved should go to the residents of Springfield Ohio to reimburse them for their losses.

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Item 27

Before Walz was chosen as VP a poll in Minnesota showed Harris up by 10.

Heck of a choice.

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Minnesotans take polls???????? Minnesotians? Minnesotiers? whatever...

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

'Union for Postal Workers, Responsible For Millions of Mail-In Ballots, Endorses Kamala Harris'-If I were DJT and won, I would raise the cost for delivering junk mail to a prohibitive price; thereby solving the vehicle shortage, and reducing the union by at least 70%

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PM, BEST POST OF THE DAY! Can we get this done NOW???? Wonderful Plan, if that does not work, then eliminate the POSTAL SERVICE.... a total waste of $$$$ and JOBS. just my opinion.

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 16: Tampon Tim finally tells the truth.

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The other Tampon guy is now King of England. I don't remember what I had for supper last night, but I remember King Chuck wanting to be Camilla's tampon while he was still married to Diana. It took me weeks to quit saying, "Ewwww!"

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Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

#9💯

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Sep 14·edited Sep 14Liked by Don Surber

"If you don't eat your cats, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your cats?" Easter Egg!

'Tampon Tim said Kamala started as a “young prostituter.”' I hate my father, I love my mother ... er, I mean ... I think this was a Freudian slip.

"Then wrong bear is killed. Well, all bears look alike, don’t they?" Funny - that's what bears say about how people taste.

A Verrrrry progressive acquaintance with whom I've had a twenty-year on-and-off friendship told me that her lesbian daughter (whom she carefully groomed since age six) has a new partner, a rather robust man-hater, who posed that question (Would you rather meet a man or a bear alone in the forest?) to her (the mother). With five children, Victoria sort of likes men herself and didn't know how to answer.

It took me 0.37 seconds: "Tell her to choose the man; he'll only eat part of you."

She opined that Butch might not be all that amused. Of course, that was the point, wasn't it?

re: Matt Walsh's new movie, Am I Racist? Sold out here in Virginia - reservations only. I can't wait.

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concerns over wild duck or Geese eating are pure quackery

allegations that domesticated dogs and cats are being eaten is my pet peeve.

At least now we are feeding Haitians instead of making them the source of AIDS. maybe aids rally originated in Wuhan?

dropping Cheetos in prehistoric tunnels could re-awaken Tyrannosaurus crunch

I think 5 of 6 Wisconsinites who don't belie in God believe in Cheese...

Bo-Ing is the sound of something bouncing hard off the ground..do you really want to fly plane by that name?

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Thank You, Robert Brusca, PURE GENIUS! More, Please!!!!

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