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The poll question is tough today.

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Science ain't easy

And these are TOTALLY SCIENTIFIC POLLS

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Both are such worthy options today

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They always are.

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Can I identify as both sexes and get two votes?

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

So how's the cat? Has the notoriety gone to it's head?

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She spends most of her day ignoring me until the water or food run out.

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Meow!

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Got that right. The poll question is tough for me every day. I pick one and hope I am less wrong than more wrong. My mind does crazy things.

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Had to pause and think. Thanks for a good one

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ITEM 22: TFIGlobal reported, “The U.S. is rigging elections in Paraguay.”

Why should Paraguay be treated any different than Arizona?

Or Pennsylvania or Michigan or Georgia, etc.

ITEM 25: I don't care to see Uranus.

(Sorry, I apologize. Saturday morning with Surber brings the child out in me.)

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I apologize Ep. I didn’t see your mature and logical response to item 25 before I wrote mine.

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1 - when the President of El Salvador has more credibility than ours, you know we are in some deep doo doo.

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The President of El Salvador has a functional brain, our "President" does not.

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Tucker Carlson interviewed him. He's actually pretty decent, I think.

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He’s an interesting and brave guy. He’s actually serious about taking dangerous criminals off the streets and developing his country. And he’s made tremendous progress. The murder rate in what used to be one of the most dangerous places in the world has plummeted. So of course our Billionaire Bolshevik Establishment hates him and wrings it’s hands over “ human rights abuses” of MS 13 animals who now can’t terrrorize and murder innocents. They also hate him because he’s a Bitcoin advocate and sees the danger of relying on the dollar, which the same Establishment has

destroyed.

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Have a good friend who is El Salvadoran. Her family was high up military that fought the communists in the civil war. She thinks the president is communist and corrupt. He is cleaning up crime and gangs. I will ask what she thinks now. She still has brothers and sisters there.

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Things continue to devolve apace. I no longer say to myself, “Things can’t get any dumber.”, because I now know within 24 hours that my statement will be proven incorrect. Does anybody with an IQ above room temperature really think that Anheuser-Busch or Jack Daniels or Nike believe that promoting trans whatever will boost their sales? No, the companies aren’t doing this to sell more alcohol or sports bras. They’re doing it because they are bowing down to the Idiot Regime. And it goes to show that courage is a rare commodity, particularly in the executive suite. Budweiser literally destroyed their brand overnight. Does that mean nobody will drink their beer? No, but they will lose business. They also think their customers are stupid and have short memories, or are too lazy to care. I think they are wrong. People don’t like this crap. And men don’t like it when you mess with their masculinity. And decades of beer advertising have been targeting masculinity. Good luck getting out of this one without some corporate heads on the chopping block.

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I get a beer at a local store. Noticed yesterday that the Bud hasn't sold much. I heard on a local radio program that the Clydesdales are being replaced by mules. All Jackasses.🙄

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It never was great beer anyway. Maybe they ought to force the idiots who decided this to pour every container of this junk. At minimum wage.

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I guess taste is an individual thing but I agree with you. Budlight tastes like water. I actually prefer Russian Imperial Stout, because I’m a Russian agent and stuff. 😬

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Apr 8, 2023·edited Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Don Lemon is a misogynistic pig. That is the least surprising news I've read in a while.

"I am sick of writing about these nuts." We're sick of reading about these nuts, trust me.

"Millions of Americans will soon learn they are wealthy." Yup. Got ten dollars to spare in your bank account, congratulations, you're Warren Buffet. We got to pay for that Ukraine crap somehow.

"Buried in the story is the book being sexually explicit. Her actual diary is still available at the school." Who knew parents might be upset that their children read about Anne Frank given blow jobs while tucked away in her hiding spot? Fascists. (I don't know what it was. I haven't read the book, but I do have another question. Why do we need "versions" of Anne Frank?)

Another wonderful roundup.

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It wasn't a version, it was a perversion.

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Michigan lost white men fight on behalf of freedom for blacks.

“There are no coincidences in politics.” Correct. Funny how they bring Trump into court the week Jesus was tortured. And no, I am not comparing Trump to Jesus, just noting that democrats are more than capable of the message.

“Democrats demoted the cops to doormen for the revolving doors of justice.” Yep. I will not set foot in MPLS or St. Paul for a long while… Only 45% of businesses in the Twin Cities are operational from 2020.

“Why should Paraguay be treated any different than Arizona?” Exactly. Get involved in your county election process and do not take ‘no’ for an answer.

“This time it is a fat boy pretending to be a girl.” Exactly. Parents, do your job and throw a bar of soap into your kids mouths when they fvck up.

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 1-30: Always enjoyable to wake up and read Don’s response to the weeks American Pravda news. You would have been a hit in the USSR too. Thank you!

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Ahhh, yes. Fresh hot coffee, extra long Highlights, Andy Griffith show on in the background. Saturday is my favorite day.

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Amen.

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

6) The TN legislature waisted an opportunity to be both racist and sexist by not expelling the female legislator. As it stands now, they're simple racists.

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 18. Tranny Fluid!!!!!!!! I'm using that on all my friends who consume it.

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

The funny family stuff was a great start. Innocent animals and babies playing and laughing. cue Louis Armstrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqhCQZaH4Vs

And in other news WTF?

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Apr 8, 2023·edited Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

16 - headline writers are the worst of the worst in the fake news industry.

Add item 31 to the list.

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12 - that trio will throw the few remaining conservatives left at Fox under the bus.

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God bless you, Don.

You're able to maintain a sense of humour through all this, but I fear I can't laugh at it, anymore (despite my admonition to another respondent, last week). I'm not crying yet, but I am discouraged.

I now believe that nothing short of Christ's return will level the playing field.

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3 - is Paul Krugman also the NYTimes’ legal analyst?

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Pretty sure Krugman is on someone's anal list.

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25 - I don’t want to see a new view or the old view of your anus.

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Apr 8, 2023Liked by Don Surber

-->"I am sick of writing about these nuts."

Well, until you cut of their nuts...they're gonna continue to behave like they're nuts.

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