Laurel and Hardy dance to Santana. ITEM 1: ABC reported, “A homeless man named Jordan Neely was killed by another New York City subway passenger who held him in a chokehold for several minutes, according to police and a video taken of the incident. “Neely had been allegedly yelling and ranting on the train before being subdued by another subway passenger, according to independent journalist Juan Alberto Vázquez, who reported on the incident via the Facebook page ‘Luces de Nueva York.’
12 - I thought the hosts of the late night shows were brilliant comedians, like Jay Leno was. Guess they need unfunny writers to wrote their garbage. Since most liberals don’t have senses of humor, it is not surprising their material sucks.
1 - Found this over at “Knuckeldraggin My Life Away”.
“Black people who end up being killed by Whites cause society to create this weird form of Baptism with instant demonstrable results. All their sins are forever washed away. Be a man arrested 44 times, a career criminal whose exploits include threatening to kill people in a subway, and previously attempted to do just that multiple times. Then get ended by a White man preventing that black man from killing other people, and suddenly the black man is the perfect human. No prior arrests. No criminal history. No ill intent. Just a perfectly innocent black man frolicking playfully among the people in the subway station, when an evil White racist lynched him for no reason. Get ready for late-night specials, books, statues and Presidential speeches. This is further than Weimar ever dreamed of getting.”
Thank you for opening hltn with some of my favorite actors who knew their places on stage in a mad mad world.Too bad you did not include lines from bidets time with pmsnbc last night for truly sad comedy.The world is watching as we spin around and around making one want to put it nicely sell buicks.Truly sad what passes for statesmanship and urinalism these days.You are the bright laser in a dark time ala El Rushbo so thank you again Mr.Surber.
#31 Before Biden took the oath of office, he said he wanted his presidency to be historic. I thought he'd already made that happen with what he's done to our country but I think he wants to start WW III too.
Yesterday (Friday) I saw the homosexual Lia(r) Thomas being featured. I rewrote the exact same words back, not necessarily in order, on the Microsoft page and they claimed it was against their "Community Guidelines." Why do I say Lia(r) Thomas and the idiot Dylan Mulvany are really just homosexuals? Because they are really spoiled brats who can't stand to lose and not be the center of attention. Does that sound like a queer you might know?
27. No, he's right, we need to quit funding dictators. Let's start by cutting off Zelensky. Then follow up by not giving a dime in foreign aid to anyone until our feral debt is paid off.
6 - I am so old, I can remember when natural gas was being promoted as the clean energy alternative.
“It’s a walnut” may become my go to response when a joke goes over someone’s head
12 - I thought the hosts of the late night shows were brilliant comedians, like Jay Leno was. Guess they need unfunny writers to wrote their garbage. Since most liberals don’t have senses of humor, it is not surprising their material sucks.
1 - Found this over at “Knuckeldraggin My Life Away”.
“Black people who end up being killed by Whites cause society to create this weird form of Baptism with instant demonstrable results. All their sins are forever washed away. Be a man arrested 44 times, a career criminal whose exploits include threatening to kill people in a subway, and previously attempted to do just that multiple times. Then get ended by a White man preventing that black man from killing other people, and suddenly the black man is the perfect human. No prior arrests. No criminal history. No ill intent. Just a perfectly innocent black man frolicking playfully among the people in the subway station, when an evil White racist lynched him for no reason. Get ready for late-night specials, books, statues and Presidential speeches. This is further than Weimar ever dreamed of getting.”
1. Escape from New York. No good Samaritan’s no cops no gas no laws.
On Fire this morning Don. Too many to comment on but they’re Zingers. The Walnut thing…Ha!
Ah, yes, it was worth getting internet out here at the cabin just to read this.
Thank you for opening hltn with some of my favorite actors who knew their places on stage in a mad mad world.Too bad you did not include lines from bidets time with pmsnbc last night for truly sad comedy.The world is watching as we spin around and around making one want to put it nicely sell buicks.Truly sad what passes for statesmanship and urinalism these days.You are the bright laser in a dark time ala El Rushbo so thank you again Mr.Surber.
#31 Before Biden took the oath of office, he said he wanted his presidency to be historic. I thought he'd already made that happen with what he's done to our country but I think he wants to start WW III too.
12) Gutfeld won't be affected by the writer strike and will continue his original show nightly. His ratings dominance will grow.
24 - the black lesbian sppokeswymxn tells better jokes than the late night joke readers
22 - I thought it might have been the Covid vaccine, since the claims as to its effectiveness were full of shit, but I was wrong.
We are an over-medicated society, but there’s something smelly about this one.
Yesterday (Friday) I saw the homosexual Lia(r) Thomas being featured. I rewrote the exact same words back, not necessarily in order, on the Microsoft page and they claimed it was against their "Community Guidelines." Why do I say Lia(r) Thomas and the idiot Dylan Mulvany are really just homosexuals? Because they are really spoiled brats who can't stand to lose and not be the center of attention. Does that sound like a queer you might know?
4 - thankfully, free speech advocate Elon Musk now owns Twitter. Weingarten And the teacher’s union could give an rip about the students.
Womanhood is over according to Democrats.
27. No, he's right, we need to quit funding dictators. Let's start by cutting off Zelensky. Then follow up by not giving a dime in foreign aid to anyone until our feral debt is paid off.