Tucker Carlson will do just fine. Just remember, 9 months after they fired me, my old newspaper folded. ITEM 1: Harry Belafonte died at the age of real old. But who will bestow the title of House Slave on conservative blacks? Are there any rappers who can sing calypso?
Beautiful recap, Don. But let me say that Brian Killing-me-softly has cancelled his order of Valentine roses for you next year.
Tucker is right up the road from me having an awesome time sifting through the offers like sand on his beach. Let them sue him for breach of contract when he takes to the airwaves again; the Florida judges have his back. And so do his friends Elon, Donald, Kid Rock, et al.
There are so many things to comment on, so I will just pick out a few.
Nancy Pelosi's knockers are obscene. Like Pelosi's marriage, they are as fake as she is. I have hugged ONE woman who also had implants and they were hard as iron. It was the last time I ever hugged her. As far as Joe Biden being the first accused pedophile president, I can't help but comment on "Fairy" Barry Obama or whatever his real name was/is. I remember a federal officer saying that if Obama was trying to get a background clearance to be a secret service agent, he would fail......so I can't help but ask: Was Biden ever vetted??
As far as reparations go, it would be the same as winning the lottery. More than half the people who have won the lottery are bankrupt within five years. Like Joe Biden who wants to "Finish the job" Walmart will be walking on eggshells once the reparations money runs out.
I just read that Biden has a 39% approval rating. How can that be. I could have sworn his "approval" would be in the single digits if any polls were to be believed--like Hilary Clinton having a 90% approval rating going into the 2016 election.
13 - regarding the lawsuit, this is insane. “The lawyers argued that even though Carlson was not physically present in the New York office, he directed other employees to create a “sexist” work environment on his behalf.”
I hope he finds Bailey Quarters' replacement... I always found her sexier than Loni.
"He wants to finish us off." Indeed.
“When we see the few truth-tellers who are the stars of their organizations jettisoned – Tucker Carlson from Fox News, Matt Taibbi from Rolling Stone, Glenn Greenwald from The Intercept, James O’Keefe from Project Veritas… we must face the fact that there is an organized conspiracy to suppress truth.” — Paul Craig Roberts
Actually, Don Surber should replace Tucker, just so he can read his posts on air. But Fox News lack the spine and cohones for that, as it transmogrifies into a boneless chicken ranch.
The weeks news is so Dystopian. You know things are bad when the world Mike Judge imagined in his epic "Idiocracy" set 500 years in the future is better than the one we live in today. I better find some Brawndo...at least it has electrolytes.
"Oh, Maybelline, why can't you be true," cracks me up every time I think of it. Thank you Mr. Surber. Perfect! (Except now I have a compact and eye shadow to dispose of!)
#1: My suspicion is that FauxNews' ratings always WERE inflated, now that I know (courtesy of another faithful reader of the Daily Don Surber) that FauxNews' revenue is more from cable operators' fees than advertising market rates. I'm guessing that if truth be told, [P]MSNBC owned that slot the whole time.
#3: Given Wilhelm's age and overall condition, it's likely an audiobook. Now, THAT'S a job for AI - can you imagine someone having to read child porn for playback on-demand?
#17: The administration couldn't be bothered to put half as much thought and planning into the withdrawal and evacuation from Afghanistan?
#22: Yep. I'm sure they'll get right on that...
#23: No, but Biden wants to make it ours...
#25: The Democrat delegation of the congressional UniParty (Pfizer) demanding a code of ethics is so rich, I can feel the diabetic coma coming on just reading the headline.
Hammer, meet nail. I love the breadth of your commentary, Brother Surber. May God bless you and yours and keep us all in the fight for truth.
Beautiful recap, Don. But let me say that Brian Killing-me-softly has cancelled his order of Valentine roses for you next year.
Tucker is right up the road from me having an awesome time sifting through the offers like sand on his beach. Let them sue him for breach of contract when he takes to the airwaves again; the Florida judges have his back. And so do his friends Elon, Donald, Kid Rock, et al.
11 - Fox turned to Bud Lite and said “Hold my beer”.
There are so many things to comment on, so I will just pick out a few.
Nancy Pelosi's knockers are obscene. Like Pelosi's marriage, they are as fake as she is. I have hugged ONE woman who also had implants and they were hard as iron. It was the last time I ever hugged her. As far as Joe Biden being the first accused pedophile president, I can't help but comment on "Fairy" Barry Obama or whatever his real name was/is. I remember a federal officer saying that if Obama was trying to get a background clearance to be a secret service agent, he would fail......so I can't help but ask: Was Biden ever vetted??
As far as reparations go, it would be the same as winning the lottery. More than half the people who have won the lottery are bankrupt within five years. Like Joe Biden who wants to "Finish the job" Walmart will be walking on eggshells once the reparations money runs out.
I just read that Biden has a 39% approval rating. How can that be. I could have sworn his "approval" would be in the single digits if any polls were to be believed--like Hilary Clinton having a 90% approval rating going into the 2016 election.
If you are as old as I am and remember “the” Thanksgiving episode of WKRP there is no other answer.
"ITEM 5: Just the News reported, “Sen. Romney says Biden needs to negotiate with Republicans on debt limit bill.”
Good idea. Does Mitt know where we can find some Republicans?"
(Punch) line of the week.
I love this roundup. It's like a really nice slice of cake after a week of Brussels sprouts and kale. Thank you.
Question of the Day: Was the WKRP Turkey Drop episode inspired by the Florence Oregon story of the Dynamited Whale?
13 - regarding the lawsuit, this is insane. “The lawyers argued that even though Carlson was not physically present in the New York office, he directed other employees to create a “sexist” work environment on his behalf.”
I suggest Gomez Addams is her attorney. Yes, he is an attorney. https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Gomez_Addams
“ Although he rarely practices, he boasts of having put many criminals behind bars while acting as their defense attorney.”
I hope he finds Bailey Quarters' replacement... I always found her sexier than Loni.
"He wants to finish us off." Indeed.
“When we see the few truth-tellers who are the stars of their organizations jettisoned – Tucker Carlson from Fox News, Matt Taibbi from Rolling Stone, Glenn Greenwald from The Intercept, James O’Keefe from Project Veritas… we must face the fact that there is an organized conspiracy to suppress truth.” — Paul Craig Roberts
Actually, Don Surber should replace Tucker, just so he can read his posts on air. But Fox News lack the spine and cohones for that, as it transmogrifies into a boneless chicken ranch.
The weeks news is so Dystopian. You know things are bad when the world Mike Judge imagined in his epic "Idiocracy" set 500 years in the future is better than the one we live in today. I better find some Brawndo...at least it has electrolytes.
"Oh, Maybelline, why can't you be true," cracks me up every time I think of it. Thank you Mr. Surber. Perfect! (Except now I have a compact and eye shadow to dispose of!)
2 - we need to pray for our country and our conservative justices.
8 - FDA = False Dumb Advice —- thanks for the suggestions.
Flagrantly Dumb Advice.
Item 22: send that mulvaney thing with a can of Bud Light and some maybelline to the taliban. That’ll show them!
#1: My suspicion is that FauxNews' ratings always WERE inflated, now that I know (courtesy of another faithful reader of the Daily Don Surber) that FauxNews' revenue is more from cable operators' fees than advertising market rates. I'm guessing that if truth be told, [P]MSNBC owned that slot the whole time.
#3: Given Wilhelm's age and overall condition, it's likely an audiobook. Now, THAT'S a job for AI - can you imagine someone having to read child porn for playback on-demand?
#4: "He means finish us off."
That's EXACTLY what he means.
#6: "But it turns out it never happened."
<channel="Gomer Pyle">Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!</channel>
#17: The administration couldn't be bothered to put half as much thought and planning into the withdrawal and evacuation from Afghanistan?
#22: Yep. I'm sure they'll get right on that...
#23: No, but Biden wants to make it ours...
#25: The Democrat delegation of the congressional UniParty (Pfizer) demanding a code of ethics is so rich, I can feel the diabetic coma coming on just reading the headline.