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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I always look forward to starting my Saturday with your Highlights of the Week. You just can't make this stuff up. What have we done to our poor country.

Martin

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Aw shucks, Don! You’re too modest. You may (or may not) be an old codger, but you sure know how to fish for compliments! Here’s my truth: you have a gazillion faithful & happy followers; probably a million binders (sic!) full of deep, original, witty & important themes for the daily column; & a sharp eye for the significant, ridiculous & entertaining for your Highlights of the Week. And that’s why you are our treasure and we love you and thank God.

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SO many things to comment on, but I will stick with just one; The article says:

ITEM 19: The Hill reported, “Why millions of people could lose Medicaid next month.”

Spoiler alert: Because they are ineligible.

I say:

If they stopped paying social security disability payments, Medicaid and cash payments to the junkies, homeless and street urchins, homelessness would end in a day, but that takes courage. Instead, you have these 'for sale' politicians who come up with ideas like 'Reparations' to people who have never worked a day in their lives. Invoke term limits and ideas like this would never happen

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"It is blackface. We should call it out." I really don't care about drag shows in appropriate venues, but this is completely true and I'm glad someone is saying it. It is "womanface" (as is the portrayal of women by some men who call themselves "transwomen," Dylan Mulvaney being a great example).

"The plan is to put everything on the electric grid and then shut down the grid." Yup. Or if you engage in "wrong think," no heat for you.

"That story stinks so bad that I can Smollett in Poca, West Virginia." I always assume these things are hoaxes until further notice. Because that's how the left works these days.

"FINALLY, live from Riyadh, it’s Saturday night!" Is their Kamala Harris a dude in a pants suit? Hey, if so, he pulls it off better than Richard/Rachel Levine.

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#17, Should we be alarmed that 44% have obviously been misdiagnosed??

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Mar 25, 2023·edited Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

20) The government strives to achieve single points of failure for all industries.

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Mar 25, 2023·edited Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

"Democrats control the Senate. That Republican Congress is as real as Corn Pop and Biden’s life as a trucker."

How about Wilhelm's entire adult life? Fiction from start to whenever it's over.

"It is blackface. We should call it out."

True. Wherever else the pushback may be happening, I'm proud that Texas seems to be leading it.

"...but they love drag queens performing for kids because it promotes transsexuality."

Probably, but what I think they love most about it that it's a thumb in the eye to gender, and human sexuality as created by, and intended by God.

"Black player punches out white player after a 13-point loss. Add a hate crimes charge to her rap sheet."

University of Memphis - what a shock...NOT.

Item 28: We did?

Item 29: Who DIDN'T see that coming?

"Without racism — real or imaginary — there is no reason for an NAACP."

Truth.

It's funny because it's true!

Thank you, Don! My Saturday-morning routine just isn't complete without this digest!

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#6 - I’m really confused that state prison authorities are unable to obtain drugs used in executions. Aren't they the same compounds used by the enthusiastic euthanasia crowd? Why don't they just call up one of the many clinics in Canada doing that work? Or the Netherlands or Switzerland.

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Don......your blogs save the day every day. Thank you much.

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Weekly therapy, Donald.

"So the guns have to have imaginary things on them. How about requiring a board stretcher while they are at it?" Lol...

I am sitting here looking at my Glock 43 on the counter. It only moves if I pick it up.

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

20: The New York Legislature should get serious and confiscate Ina Garden’s gas stove and shut down the natural gas lines to Southampton

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Mighty Mouse and Superman would NEVER fight each other. They’re too busy fighting for the American Way on Don Surber’s team.

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25 - I would have thought the Hollywood liberals would be all for the mansion tax and be buying extra homes just to continue supporting large government and the homeless. These generous souls are probably already giving large sums to homeless charities, but being a Hollywood

Liberal means you can never give too much.

This story shocks me and makes me lose faith in the good heartedness of the Hollywood liberal.

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

(17) It would be easy to throw out the old "Liberalism is a mental disease". There does, however, seem to be some sort of defect that causes a child-like emotional response to real-world situations.

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Looks like Twitter censored that Saudi TV skit.

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#1When you are in a checkout line at a grocery store , note this: ahead of you is a woman. Children, all wearing masks. Woman has short, blonde hair all have white, pasty skin. Buying Tofu, beyond meat, kale, they get into the plugin hybrid SUV.

Guess what percentage of crazy they are?

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