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Jun 3, 2023·edited Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

11 - new Bud Light advertisement - “pull tabs even a limp wrist can use”.

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Banner- great story. Hope she wins the gold in 2024.

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

That Polish athlete is what’s known as a “role model”. We used to have those in the United States in the pre-woke era. God bless her. She’s a fine person.

Kevin McCarthy needs to go, but the damage is done and all the fake conservatives went along. I do like the clarity though. The GOP is just as bad as the Dems. All corporatist whores. How can any one of these people get up with a straight face and tell you they represent the American people? Then again, lying comes easy for con artists.

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6 - good for the three players who have spoken up. Waiting on the other 800.

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

So much here Don, but I think the piece highlighting the response to the burning of Old Glory (permitted) and their freak flag (not permitted, and a nod to another song) says all that needs to be said as we circle the drain.

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

#29 - The Budlight and Target boycotts may be sending a message, but they don’t care. The ESG policies have the marketplace in a stranglehold. They can’t get financing and/or get penalized if they don’t adhere to it. It’s the banks and Wall Street, in total cahoots with the Govt who are the driving force of all this crap being shoved down our throats. And Without an alternative marketplace for us to shop we will be the ones left with nothing. Until ESG is stopped dead in tracks for its discriminatory, anti-trust and collusion crimes, they will circle the wagons until they have strangled us.

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#25 If Nancy Pelosi was in charge and over-seeing the Capitol Police during the Jan. 6 protest, then wouldn't Kevin McCarthy have that position now? Who knew McCarthy was so anti-American? I think some of us did.

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19 - the comments in the linked story are almost as good as the comments here.

We’ve gone from Thin Lizzy and “The Boys Are Back In Town” to Thick Lizzy and whatever the hell she sings.

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15 - mob on mob action. Concrete company vs. the teamsters. Surprised no one on either side has been found wearing concrete boots.

This will be one of many 8-1 decisions involving Injustice Brown.

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

.....and with regards to this at #11: "Management most be run by prohibitionists who are bound and determined to get people to quit drinking beer."

Please Don, don't equate Bud Lite with "drinking beer". Thank you.

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Them Shoes. That’s the first thing I noticed. Those are rubber sole replacements to his bespoke dress shoes to.....drumroll....”keep him from falling”!

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Item 27: A difference in the books of a mere $130 BILLION? These are the people responsible for running our country? They couldn’t balance their own checkbook!

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I'm enjoying Faux's fall, the most. Biden falls so frequently it's almost cliché. CNN hasn't fallen as much as it just can't get up. Target won't notice, and it isn't that the poll is too hard, but it's missing AB InBev's Bud Light as an option.

#1: "The Neville Chamberlain of budgeting."

Indeed. Ah, yes - National Review - that paragon of journalistic excellence on a par with the fish wrap that is the NYT. Tell me WFB, Jr. isn't turning over in his grave with such speed as to become dizzy.

Love the citing of Traffic's, The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys.

#3: I'm pretty sure the homosexuals leaving Florida will not be missed by the remaining normal folks, and likely not even by the homos that stay put. $100 says that the homosexual population of Key West is unchanged.

#4: Hardly surprising, anymore. Outrage is pointless.

#5: Sad, and demoralizing - not because the Democrats have weaponized the State against its political enemy (that's what they do - they can't help themselves), but because Jim Justice, the Temporary Republican, is the best hope to flip Manchin's senate seat.

#7: Just how bad is it when you can't even copycat CNN? If it wasn't crystal-clear before, it must be, now - FauxNews needs to pack it in, and have an oscillating camera showing analog displays of the time in each continental time zone, and weather readings like wind speed, barometric pressure, dew point, et al. 24/7.

#8: CNN without Trump is FauxNews Lite.

#10: Let's hope that as a result, there are tens of thousands of impromptu rainbow-flag burnings across the nation this summer!

#11: Where are all the shareholders that do not have a controlling interest? Collectively, they constitute a majority, and they need to remove the current board and C-level management.

#12: Once we begin to fight back, watch out. They're going to poke the bear once too often.

#13: Not even the SS and the military can protect the president ALL the time...

#14: Soros, Kemp, ["Gov."] Abrams...

#17: Of course, not. When >92.5% of the population is white, you don't have those kinds of problems.

#19: Fat chance.

#29: "...but I trust the message will get through to Corporate America to knock off the indoctrination."

You have so much more faith than I - might I borrow some?

"Selling this garbage to kids has cost investors in the chain of stores $1 billion a day."

See, I don't believe that matters, to the shareholders that have the controlling interest - they are, to a person, idealogues, committed to the mission of transforming America - they believe that is why Target exists, not to make a profit.

When I lived in Chicago, I shopped at Meijer, instead of Target - if I thought it possible for Meijer to displace Target without succumbing to the same fate, I'd love to see the company reach such an economy of scale.

Thank you, brother Don! Now, I can get on with my Saturday!

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Jun 3, 2023·edited Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

Since people seem to be struggling with the poll, I thought I’d share my methodology for answering multiple choice questions.

1. Lay aside the all/none of the above answer.

2. Can you throw away any obviously incorrect answers? For me these are the CNN & Fox options. They fell so long ago as to be, imho, irrelevant.

3. With our two remaining answers, we ask ourselves, “Which is the *best* answer?” I honestly struggled with this one, but in the end my choice could be described as a political one. D: It might hurt the feelings of our greatest generation to laud the fall of an octogenarian. R: Let the free markets decide what the people want.

As a lifelong Republican, I confidently made Target my choice.

(All banter aside, this methodology is very close to how I teach children & adults to answer multiple choice questions. I learned this in my teacher education classes at UC Irvine & Cal State Long Beach.)

Thank you, Don! 🐐

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Jun 3, 2023Liked by Don Surber

I would not hold onto the medal of any athlete who can throw a spear a hundred feet. Wise decision of the auction winner.

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2 - a thug is a thug. Being a trannie had zero to do with the thugs actions. Benjamin Crump to enter the story in five, four, three……..

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