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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

Re: No. 4:

Remember when we used to answer an obvious affirmative, with the clever and equally obvious: “Is the Pope Catholic?”

Now we have to ask: “Is the Pope a blasphemous heretic?”

Or, if pressed for time: “Is the Pope a dope?”

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This simpleton "Pope" was installed to provide cover for the pedophile priests. Kinda like installing a Democrat as "President", whom will provide cover for the pedophile politicians.

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Yes we have a (P)resident who publicly dares parents to confront him while sniffing their girls. It’s the kids who try to move from his grasp. Not a single parent has blocked him. He knows he’s safe in public and in the shower with his daughter and complicit wife.

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All of a sudden Dr Jill is nowhere to be seen, found or heard from...!

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Sep 28·edited Sep 28

Boy howdy is she pissed! They will fully expose her if she doesn’t behave.

Hiding, ducking and bobbing…doesn’t matter. Already the worst FLOTUS in history on all counts. Irredeemable.

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This Pope is a travesty. I actually think a blasphemous heretic would do less damage.

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I want that timeworn question finally answered: what does the Pope do in the woods?

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It is not that time yet, but he can be considered a "type" of the "False Prophet"

IMHO

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Devil’s henchman?

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

From last week

ITEM 14: AP complained, “Hezbollah hit by a wave of exploding pagers and blames Israel. At least 9 dead, thousands injured.”

I wonder how many of them worked for AP.

Turns out that was just the prequel. The his week Israel went into Full Godfather Mode on Hezbollah

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DJT is our version of Bibi. Both these men would give their lives to save their country. True patriots. And half the people in both of their countries hate their guts BECAUSE of their love of country. Remarkable.

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Trouble is if both men gave their lives for their country who would step up? Don’t know about Israel but if Vance came up it would just be Trump investigations 2.0… or 3.0? Can’t keep up with the number of investigations.

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Would just be one of thousands of issues to be overcome. Besides, I think DJT and his team were savvy enough to have thoroughly vetted JD beforehand. And remember, this is one of the reasons the Deep State abhors these guys. They lack blackmail material. See Epstein's black book and Diddy's videos.

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Amen. DJT cant be bought, he is already rich. The Deep State cant stand not having a puppet.

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Undeniable truth A.D. !

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At the risk of being superficial...wowsa that pic of Bibi as a young man! Kind of like DJT. Gotta say that heater women with any sense find both men attractive while tough! Guess I'm a throwback.

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Nope-That's how we got Reagan.

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I would upvote you if I could. 100 times

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I'll help-'Like' early and often.

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lol my computer and I are still fighting with the likes. It wont let me like. I will eventually get it fixed but as of yet, the non-usable likes are winning

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👍I would add JFK and RR to that list. Charisma is sorely lacking in politics

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Sabra Warrior and MAGA Warrior can relate.

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Talk about "taking names and kicking a**". Israel accepts the reality that their tiny country is on it's own with the USA being a feckless ally and they're showing the world that if they have to go down, they're damn sure going down fighting! I agree completely with Adorable's post which follows this one.

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LOL. Yes, Bibi one of my favorite people in the world. Besides DJT can we think of anyone tougher? Where would Israel be without this man? It would look a lot like Michiganistan, wouldn't it?

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Totally agree, Bibi and Trump are at the top of the pyramid for courage and integrity.

In answer to your question--"Can we think of anyone tougher?", I would like to put forth a candidate for the 2nd bravest man in the world (after Trump)--Mosab Hassan Yousef. He is the son of one of the founders of Hamas, and as his father's right-hand man, spent about 15 years in the inner circle of Hamas. Partway through, disgusted by the violence, he began working for Israel's Shin Bet as an undercover mole. As evidence of his independent thinking, he actually also converted to Christianity, and now lives in the US. He is Enemy #1 to Hamas. Even his own father has disowned him and called for his death.

So he has to live in hiding, but continues to be vigorous in speaking out against Hamas and the other terrorist groups, especially since Oct. 7th. He is an ABSOLUTELY RIVETING speaker--one of the best I've ever heard. Dynamic, articulate, inspiring. Pure Truth comes from his mouth. There are YouTube videos of him addressing the United Nations, and on college campuses. I bought his book "Son of Hamas" which was hard to follow in the beginning (lots of Arab names to sort out), but became amazing--he was truly in the inner circle, watching Yassar Arafat sell out the Palestinian people and reject serious opportunities for peace.

I learned about him on Dr. Phil's new network, at meritstreetmedia.com. You can sign up with just your name and email address, and it's all free. Click the box for "Dr. Phil Primetime", then you will find a list of all 99 episodes Dr. Phil has done since the network started this spring. The very first episode is at the bottom of the list, Episode 1, Season 1--and features Mosab Yousef. Dr. Phil has Mosab Yousef confront American college students who are supporting Hamas. It's called "Indoctrinated to Hate: Tainted Teachings". It also shows how the UN has been condoning this indoctrination, by running the education of Palestinian children, using Hamas teachers.

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Thanks for this. It's no coincidence that we don't hear more from Mr. Yousef.

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Yes-- I do thank Dr. Phil for HIS courage in putting Yousef front-and-center for the 1st episode on his new network.

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I knew he had defected but didnt know the back story. I pray he stays safe.

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very interesting TPG - thanks for your comments

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THANK YOU! FANTASTIC POST!

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Thank you! Dr. Phil is being advertised as available also through ROKU TV. I will definitely watch an Arab I can admire. Aside from Dr. Jasser he may be the only one.

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if you have not read his autobiography - simply titled "Bibi", it's well worth reading. I greatly admire him

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Yes, there’s only one BiBi. Living his destiny. I don’t take kindly to criticism of him bc of the bigger picture. This action bears all the brilliance of the hostage rescue in Uganda (led by BiBi’s older brother, the only IDF casualty), and the Six Day War when they were surrounded by 50 million Arabs preparing for their destruction.

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My precious companion doggie is named Bibi and I say “Good job BiBi”, many times each day. A middle grandson shares BiBi the Warrior’s birthday, October 22nd. I celebrate both each year.

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This is the classic FAFO story. The funny part of the story is that the MSM, which has published hundreds of stories sympathetic to both Hamas and Hezbollah, are trying to find a way to make the Israelis look bad for creating exploding pagers which only kill or wound terrorists. Just one more reminder that the media are scum and hate America.

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Yes, the urgent phone call Godfather BiBi had to take at the UN was to give approval for Mossad and IDF to press the Go Button. And Bada Bing it went like clockwork.

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I really want to know how many odd explosion injuries were reported in ER’s in the US that day and who every one of the injured were.

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Submarine sinks at Wuhan? Things just seem to leak there.

Kamala stars in remake: Laugh In.

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She's cackl'in sounds appropriate.

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100 LIKES FOR YOU, CHARLES JARVIS!!!!

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 9: Axios reported, “Hezbollah asked Iran to attack Israel, Israeli and Western officials say.”

Hey, Iran, Don’t forget your pagers!”

Iran knows if it directly attacks Israel without tacit US approval, it is done, finished, toast.

So, a Question for the mullahs: Do you really trust this current US administration? Because not a single other government in the world does right now.

Second point, take out the mullahs and the Iranian regime (a’la Nasrallah), and the Iranian people will seize the day, and Iran falls like a house of cards.

To quote Dirty Harry: “Tell me, mullah, do you feel lucky?”

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❤️Damn, Suzie, you're on a roll. I'm Cutting and Pasting some of these.

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SUZIE, YOU AND DON COULD BRING BACK LATE NITE COMEDY!!!!!! YOU AND DON ARE THE BEST!

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Whoa! Nice of you to say, but Don is light years out of my league.

And He sure does get me fired up!

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

Trump indeed killed the GOP. What we have now is a conservative Republican party that wants the grifters gone.

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👍Say it again, Jeremy, a Republic, not a 'democracy'.

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Amen but grifters being grifters dont think they need to retire.

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

Kamala and Tim, stranded on an island….let’s do this.

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I would prefer them gone from the planet. So we piss off the martians, what are they gonna do? Move to Saturn?

Kamala tired of sex in cars

Hopped a rocket, flew to Mars.

There she continued her usual pattern,

All the Martians moved to Saturn.

(Old little Willie rhyme)

Yes, I come from a heartless home.

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Someone suggested an edit,

There she continued with her trades

Gave the martians a case of AIDS.

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☺️

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

Geez oh Pete, at first I thought Poca-Man had Seth Dillon doing the re-cap but realized this is in fact Surber at his finest. Pretty hard to believe what the msm deems news versus the un-reported truths affecting the world politic in general. Tough poll today as I sort of liked the humor in all and she would destroy even intended stupidity naturally. Thank you for another fun week and hopefully you can enjoy family time in sunshine.

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Remember in the "way back time" when there used to be a concluding spot on some TV program, maybe Rowen & Martin or Saturday Night Live when it used to be funny, titled That Was The Week That Was - aka TWThree? Our Saturday cat treat reminds me of that

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Wayback when TV was funny when it was balanced comedy. Only 70 % anti conservative.

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https://substack.com/home?utm_source=user-menu

And I'm #1 if you google me. Post Menstrual indeed, more like Prime Minister

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And that is the REST of the story.

~ Paul Harvey

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 8: Insider reported, “See the luxury hotel suite feds say Eric Adams paid only $600 for when the stay was worth $7,000.”

If he were an illegal alien, he would have gotten it free.”

Excellent point!

…And BTW, didn’t NYC just bring a case against Trump for alleged overvaluation of his property?

Just where the heck did they pull that $7000 figure from? Their ass, I’d wager.

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

“Pence ended his future on 6 JAN 21.”

It was long before that, especially during Covid, when he conspired with Birx to undermine the President at every turn.

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It should have ended April 2, 2015, when Gov. Pence crumbled under pressure and backtracked on the "Religious Freedom Restoration Act" he signed into law 4 days earlier on March 29, 2015. Pence is and always has been a moral coward and hypocrite, and he came directly from central-casting of the old GOP.

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The Poster boy for “Quisling”

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Sep 28·edited Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

Didn't see the choice of the brief Merv Griffin show "Days of Wine & Word Salads" before changed its name to "Whore of Fortune"

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Don't knock #15 about the American dream as gone.

That would be her best effort at border security - in deterring foreigners from coming here.

It should be an ad - "The American dream is gone - stay in your homeland."

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“Don’t come. Don’t come.”

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Wink Wink

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I read the article about the “sinking” of the PLAN “Pooh Bear”, and was glad to see that, at the very end of the article, they mentioned the inadvertent first dive of the “Mare Island Mud Puppy”, aka U.S.S. Guitarro (SSN-665). I was stationed at MINSY at the time and it was, to say the least, a BFD. I won’t bore you with the details, so I link the article for your reading enjoyment. It’s priceless.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Guitarro_(SSN-665)

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The wiki article doesn’t have a list of people who got fired or demoted. So we get this in 2020

Alleged arson by a junior sailor started the fire aboard the amphibious assault ship Bonhomme Richard last summer, but a botched response at all levels of the Navy ultimately killed the once-mighty amphib

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We actually called Mare Island, Nightmare Island. I was there for A and C school, almost 3 yrs. but we were separate command from the bubble heads at the end of the island. While I was there, one of the subs that had been modified, resurfaced violently in the San Fran Bay by accident. Almost broke the sub in half. Heads rolled on that.

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Bet Uncle Hymen didn’t see the humor in it.

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 7: “BBC reported, “New York City Mayor Eric Adams indicted on federal charges.”

The charge is Publicly Disagreeing With Open Borders While Democrat.“

Bingo!

And what an excellent idea!

All the Lawfare cases against Trump and others should be renamed as to what they are actually about:

#1 - Jack Smith’s Jan 6th case against Trump: for “Daring to Question a Flagrantly Stolen Election”

#2 - Jack Smith’s Documents case against Trump: for having “Collected evidence of a Government Conspiracy to overthrow a lawfully elected President”

#3 - NYC Letitia James/ Engregon case:

“Govt. Demand to seize the fortune and assets of Trump for daring to run for President”

#4 - NYC Alvin Bragg / Merchan “Hush money” case: See #3

#4 - GA Fani Willis case: See #1

Others may be able to come up with more clever or apt names for all of these egregious abuses of law and blatant malicious prosecution.

Don’t even get me started on all the Jan 6th political prisoners!

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Suzie , YOU ARE ON A ROLL and we are lovin it You can not detest the msm /deep state/ current regime enough !

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Suzie - you're on a roll!

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Another excellent recap of all the news that’s making news this week and, of course, Don’s snappy takes.

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welp, blasting the bottom out of Beirut wasn't quite as sneaky as nad blasters but we'll take it! Massaging hamas and hezballess is quite entertaining so another great week

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Sep 28Liked by Don Surber

Item 26: ‘white ownership’ of Shakespeare.”

What does that even mean??

The lunatics are truly running the asylum.

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“A prudent question is one half of wisdom.”

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