ITEM 1: Gateway Pundit reported, “France Has Fallen: After 1,000 Buildings Burnt, 5,600 Vehicles Destroyed, 3,300 Arrests, Government Vows to Crack Down — On Free Speech.”
Muslims answer affirmative to Hitler’s question: Is Paris burning?
There is no Charles Martel or Joan of Arc to save the country because France abandoned Catholicism in their revolution in 1789.
ITEM 2: CNN reported, “Under strict abortion law, Texas had nearly 10,000 more births than expected in last nine months of 2022, research suggests.”
Those 10,000 babies should be named Clarence, Sam, Neil, Brett and Amy.
ITEM 3: The Secret Service said it found a bag of cocaine in the White House. Despite plenty of videotapes and facial recognition technology, the FBI claimed they will never discover whose stash it was. But bookies made Hunter the favorite in the “whose coke is it anyway?” contest.
But some coke gets the media’s attention.
The Boston Globe ran an investigative piece in 2017, “Trump drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day. What does that do to your body?”
By the way, he did not drink 12 cans a day.
ITEM 4: Fox reported, “Angel Studios’ Sound of Freedom took the top spot in sales July 4th, surpassing Disney's widely panned Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
“The action film starring Jim Caviezel is based on the true story of former federal agent Tim Ballard and his mission to save children from human trafficking. On its first day, the film took the number one spot at the box office, grossing over $14 million through pay it forward and direct box office sales.
“The film has reportedly earned nearly all of its budget back on its opening day.
“Sound of Freedom beat Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, which played in nearly 2,000 more theaters and had a reported budget of $295 million. The franchise sequel took in $11 million and the second-place slot on July 4.”
When Fox sold everything but its TV channels to Disney, Disney shelved the Sound of Freedom, but defeating real-life pedo monsters makes a better movie than the made-up adventures of Wokyo Jones played by an 80-year-old geezer.
By the way, why does it cost so much money to make these pedo-friendly politically correct bombs? Surely the money isn’t invested in the writing. That’s a lot of money to spend on Hunter-caine and baby mama strippers.
HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:
It’s The Guardian.
Liberals love pedos.
ITEM 5: Inside the Magic reported on Sunday, “Walt Disney World a Ghost Town Despite Upcoming Holiday.”
The lines are shorter. Unfortunately, you are still in Pedo World. Increasingly it is not a small world after all.
ITEM 6: Meanwhile in Poll Land, Breitbart reported, “Anti-woke businessman Vivek Ramaswamy broke into double digits in the Republican primary race, the latest Echelon Insights survey found.
“Similar to other national surveys, the poll finds former President Donald Trump with a strong lead in the primary race at 49% support. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis falls 33 points behind with 16% support. Ramaswamy comes in a close third place at 10% support, just six points behind DeSantis, making him the only other candidate to break into double-digit territory.”
So it is a battle between DeSantis and Ramaswamy to see who gets to be Cruz and who gets to be Rubio this time.
ITEM 7: The lines were long on Independence Day at Sheetz in Rock Branch, a suburb of Poca. The chain of stores dropped its gas prices to $1.77.6 a gallon to celebrate the Fourth.
Under Trump, $1.77.6 will be a price hike again.
ITEM 8: The New York Post in a totally transphobic headline said, “Gunman arrested for Philadelphia mass shooting which left 5 dead is BLM activist who wore women’s clothes: sources.”
Gunman? She should sue. In Michigan, calling someone the wrong pronoun will soon carry a $10,000 fine.
ITEM 9: The Hill listed the five Senate seats most likely to flip parties. They are, in order of likelihood, West Virginia, Montana, Ohio, Arizona and Wisconsin.
All are Democrat seats.
Don’t worry. RINOs have plenty of wrenches to throw into the works and stop another Republican majority in the Senate. They showed us that last year.
ITEM 10: Meghan McCain tweeted, “No Republican president could have someone pose topless on the White House lawn at an official event FOLLOWED BY cocaine being found in the White House and not have the media just go absolutely bat shit insane.”
Is the little GLAAD-hander bragging or complaining?
She voted for Kerry, Hillary and Biden. Her mom is a member of this administration. Maybe Meghan wants to replace Geraldo on The Five. She may need the money now that Dylan Mulvaney tanked Bud and Meghan’s family’s beer distributorship with it.
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: RFK Jr. keeps saying the deep state killed his uncle.
Will any reporter dare ask him if he believes his father and his uncle had Marilyn Monroe killed?
ITEM 11: Gallup reported only 29% of Democrats are extremely proud of our country.
To the 71% of Democrats who don’t like America, I say the feeling is mutual.
ITEM 12: Reuters reported, “Vietnam has banned Warner Bros.’ highly anticipated film Barbie from domestic distribution over a scene featuring a map that shows Red China’s unilaterally claimed territory in the South China Sea, state media reported on Monday.”
Warner knows better than to upset Chairman Xi.
I’m a Barbie girl in Red China’s world.
Life as commie? I want Mommy.
(Come on, Barbie. Join the party.)
Vietnam is fighting for freedom harder than the USA.
ITEM 13: Taste of Country reported, “Toby Keith returned to the stage with two Oklahoma pop-up shows over the weekend, marking some of his first public appearances since announcing he was taking a break to fight cancer in 2022.
“Despite appearing markedly thinner than in previous years, it was clear from the start of the show that Keith is still very much himself, and part of that is his commitment to patriotic songs. The singer reportedly opened his July 1 set at Oklahoma's Hollywood Corners with a performance of Made in America, according to a Facebook post from a concertgoer who also captured video footage of the moment.”
May Made in America replace the gawdawful Born In The USA, which is basically Bruce shouting those words again and again.
ITEM 14: KOLD reported, “6-year-old boy praised for helping save child from drowning at lake.”
Some heroes come Munchkin-sized.
ITEM 15: Faith Wire reported, “Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is rebuffing an organization’s demands she remove a cross-inspired chalk design her children placed on the grounds of the governor’s mansion.”
Remember how the snowflakes at Emory College freaked out at TRUMP 2016 in chalk on campus sidewalks? We have found the substance that repels these repulsive people: chalk.
ITEM 16: Republican congressional candidate Lavern Spicer of Florida tweeted, “R&B singer Jill Scott did a WOKE rendition of the National Anthem where she changed the lyrics to speak about how oppressed black people are.
“She says. ‘This is not the land of the free, but the home of the slave.’
“For reference, Jill Scott’s net worth is estimated to be $12 MILLION and is likely much higher. In what way is she oppressed?”
Plus, Scott’s voice is not very good.
ITEM 17: The College Fix reported, “The Dallas doctor who led Texas’ most prominent medical program for transgender youth is leaving Texas as legislators get within one step of banning gender-affirming medical treatments for minors.
“Dr. Ximena Lopez said she is moving to California out of concern for the safety of herself and her family. She will close her practice at UT Southwestern on July 31, according to the medical center’s website.”
Texas loses a monster while California gains a butcher.
ITEM 18: Will Scharf reported, “Lost in the breathless headlines over the indictment of President Trump for alleged violations of the Espionage Act is a story that deserves much more attention than it has received thus far: the allegation that a senior official at the Department of Justice attempted to shake down Trump’s co-defendant’s lawyer. It is a scandal in the making that could result in the investigation of senior DOJ officials, which should lead to public congressional hearings, and that might even result in the entire case against Trump being dismissed.”
Federal prosecutors have way too much power. Jack Smith is the worst.
ITEM 19: Breitbart reported, “Taliban Bans Beauty Salons in Afghanistan.”
Biden armed the Taliban and surrendered Afghanistan to them. Trans rights are the only human rights in his regime.
ITEM 20: Accuweather reported, “Man found dead in Death Valley National Park amid searing heat.”
Hence the name.
ITEM 21: Science Alert reported, “It's Possible to Identify Someone's Sex With 96% Accuracy With Just a Sniff of Their Hand.”
So that is what Joe Biden is doing to all those little girls when he sniffs them.
ITEM 22: Resist the Mainstream reported, “Ben & Jerry’s Parent Company Loses an Estimated $2.5 Billion After Controversial ‘Stolen Indigenous Land’ Tweet on Independence Day.”
Introducing their new flavor: Caramel Karma.
ITEM 23: The New York Post reported, “Ben & Jerry’s co-founder Ben Cohen was arrested in Washington, DC Thursday during a protest in support of Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange.”
It was a Code Pink protest at DOJ headquarters.
Introducing their new flavor: Insurrection Rocky Road.
ITEM 24: Gannett reported, “One-fifth of United Methodist congregations in the United States have received permission to leave the denomination over disagreements over same-sex marriage and gay preachers.
“In annual conferences since 2019, 6,182 congregations of United Methodists voted to leave the church which composes the second-largest Protestant denomination in the United States. This year alone, 4,172 congregations left, according to an unofficial tally by United Methodist News Service.”
One God, 8 million religions.
ITEM 25: WUSA reported, “Man who served as interpreter in Afghanistan, escaped after Taliban takeover, killed in DC working as Lyft driver.”
RIP, Nasrat Ahmad Yar, 31 and the father of four.
Is Washington Kabul East or Kabul West?
ITEM 26: ABC said, “The U.S. is expected to announce as early that it will provide controversial cluster munitions to Ukraine as part of a new military aid package in the fight against Russian invaders, two U.S. officials tell ABC News.
“The decision to send the munitions will be made by President Joe Biden.”
More war for Zelensky. More bribes for Biden. More power for Putin. More misery for Ukrainians. Cluster bombs don’t bother me. Evil leaders do.
ITEM 27: The New York Post reported, “Dialysis patient dies during sex in car with his nurse — who failed to call for an ambulance.”
He died doing what he liked best: his nurse.
FINALLY, Brandon Straka tweeted, “3 years ago I became the first American citizen to be banned from an airline for refusing to wear a mask. I was on American Airlines, and an overzealous flight attendant told me it was a federal law that I wear a mask, and that the plane wouldn’t leave unless I did. I told her it was not a federal law. In fact, at that point it wasn’t even a mandatory airline policy. I was told to leave the plane, which I did with no argument.
“A reporter from CNN was on that plane and turned my refusal to participate in the insanity that was sweeping our nation into a story, which became international news. Because of the pressure from the leftwing media, the mandatory mask policy was instituted a day or two after my incident, and I was banned from American Airlines until such time that ‘masks are no longer required.’
“I’m sure there are many people in this world who would like me to feel ashamed about the incident and the subsequent banning, but I do not. At a time in history when most people voluntarily went along with all that was illogical because it was easier not to stand up against the madness, and even consented to giving up their rights, I stood by my principles. Even when it was costly and unpopular to do so.
“3 years later, I’m flying American Airlines again for the first time today. Never voluntarily comply to do what you know in your heart to be wrong.”
3 years of tyranny — promoted by the press.
The article says:
“She says. ‘This is not the land of the free, but the home of the slave.’
I say:
I am so F*CKEN sick of these people crying racism and complaining that I say to ship them off to the nearest socialist country so they will, have LOTS to complain about.
AMERICA. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.
15-Wonder if Hunter could just say that he was just drawing a cross on the White House grounds with his personal “chalk.”